Chapter 1,186: Making bricks in a deep alley
This time it’s really…how should I put it? Unexpectedly, the thing that Arturia wanted to give to her that she couldn't even describe at that time was actually a four-cornered penis.
Slightly... no, it was a super god unfolding. It was like a living Gundam suddenly descended from the sky, appeared in front of me, looked down from a high position, pointed at me with a pulse light sword and said, are you my mer?
No, if you think too much, some common sense in your brain will collapse...
Holding my head, which was swollen and dizzy, I took unsteady steps and walked down the stairs.
It's just past noon now, and there's still plenty of time before the bonfire dinner to be held in the evening for everyone to prepare, provided that these two guys, Little Jasmine and Jelùka, don't tear down the house.
What is Artoria's favorite food?
This profound question suddenly occurred to me.
I remember asking her before, and her answer was, "As long as it's delicious, I won't eat it all. I have no weaknesses in all things related to eating." She was so majestic and confident, ǐng iōngbo answered proudly.
It was an accident, a bit unexpected, but considering Artoria's personality, it seemed to be natural. All in all, this is a king who is not picky about food at all, as long as it tastes good.
However, although she is not picky about food, it does not mean that Arturia does not pay attention to what she eats. If you have to say it, she is actually a big eater and a glutton. Eating is one of the few things she does besides saving the world and revitalizing the elves. One of the few hobbies she has. Of course, this is just something I guessed from her every move. After all, every time she eats, she will unconsciously overflow with a feeling of exhaustion. The feeling of contentment and happiness when soaking in a hot spring.
Vilas's craftsmanship should be able to satisfy her completely. I have tasted Kalijie's craftsmanship. Although it is not bad, it is not as good as Vilas's. I believe that when the time comes, it will be highly praised by Artoria.
As for me, humph, don’t be scared. As my husband, of course I have to cook, and I want to challenge the super giant of the universe, the deep sea blue one-eyed uā spotted grilled whole octopus. In short, it means to cook the whole octopus. Just put it on the rack and bake it.
While I was thinking this, I turned the corner of the stairs and suddenly a burst of wind woke me up.
Enemy attack! !
I raised the alarm in my heart, but my nerves failed to respond. The attacker seemed to have used some magic trick to zoom in on the target instantly, and at the same time, a familiar shout rang out from above my head.
This crisp sound that makes people feel that it lacks training is...
After being stunned for a moment, I had already missed the last moment of defense, and my vision went dark! !
Could this be the legendary, deep-lane trick-or-treating style?
I had conceived in my mind countless times the tactics used to deal with old drunkards, old man Farah and a few other old men. Unexpectedly, before they were put into practice, others would use them on me.
I just wanted to hold my head and yell "Don't slap me in the face", but I realized something was wrong.
The cover on the head... the tight touch on the face was a bit too soft, as if it was made of some kind of super high-end fabric that could not be bought even with money.
As for why I know, it's because the fabrics Veras usually makes for me are always as good as possible, and the soft and smooth texture on my face is more than twice as good as those fabrics.
Who is it that actually uses such high-grade fabrics for the sacks used to hold other people's heads? Aren't the bricks that will be photographed later made of precious stones?
Could this be the legendary imperial army's preferential treatment of prisoners?
As expected, the attacks that followed one after another did not come. Instead, a proud moan reached his ears.
I stood up silently, held my things over my head, grabbed them, and took a look.
The first thing that catches the eye is a small cartoon bear head.
The field of vision slowly expanded, and the little cartoon bear's head also turned into a silk pure white è cartoon bear's underwear.
"How about it, idiot Wu, it feels disgusting to be trapped in a bra with your own image embroidered on it. You can feel a little bit about how I felt when I took over this bra from Sister Alto."
Standing on the stairs, the little girl princess, Beja, looked at me condescendingly and raised her chin proudly.
"No...it's not so much that I feel disgusted by the underwear embroidered with my own image. It's better to say that I feel ashamed by having a girl's underwear put on my head."
I couldn't find a suitable entry point for my complaint at the moment, so I could only answer Beiya's words honestly.
"You...what did you say?!"
It was not the expected answer, and the smile on Beya's face immediately faded into an angry expression.
"This...this is His Highness's inner energy. You should feel honored. To say that it's embarrassing is really shameless!!"
"Oh, you also know it's your guilt." I glanced at Beiya indifferently.
"Then I'll take it and put it on other men's heads. There will always be some perverts who will feel happy and honored. After all, this is the underwear of a noble princess of the Elf Tribe and put it on her head." Maybe it still has some flavor...tsk tsk tsk."
"You, you, you...you big idiot, what a pervert, what do you want to do? How dare you want to use His Highness's concubine...to play with those disgusting and perverted grown men? I will kill you. I will definitely kill you." oh!!!"
After hearing what I said, Beya's eyes suddenly flashed with tears of anger, and she even felt like crying.
"If you're so disgusted, why do you want to put it over my head?"
Seeing that the fire was almost done, I stopped, otherwise I would really be chased by a large group of elves.
Beja was stunned.
"I'm also what you call a grown man, so does it really matter if you put on your underwear?" Seeing her like this, I couldn't help but add to my anger.
"Ah, that's terrible!!" Beya reacted and immediately held her head and screamed.
"I was just thinking about how to get revenge on this idiot, but I didn't even think about this. I actually put my most hidden clothes on this guy's head... Wuwu~~~~"
Looking at Beiya squatting on the ground, moaning in agony, I fell into a state of speechlessness.
As Tia said this morning, this little princess of the Elf tribe is really... an idiot sometimes.
"You should be happy. Fortunately, this pair of underwear is new and has not been worn. Otherwise, humph, it smells like the little princess of the Elf Tribe... If it is auctioned, maybe even a hundred gems will still be competing for it. Grab it."
No, even if it has not been worn, it is more than this price if it is made by Arturia herself. Of course, I will not say such words.
Thinking like this, I proudly put the little inner in my hand on my finger and turned it around.
Ah, no, could it be said that my current movements and expressions are quite abnormal?
"You pervert, you beast. Today, Your Highness is going to do something good for the people and get rid of you, the guy who pollutes the air."
Beya, who was running wild, bared her teeth and claws, and rushed forward regardless of her own safety.
good chance.
The moment Beiya pounced, I pushed the contents in my hand hard onto her head.
"Woo~wuwu~~What happened? You idiot, what did you do to His Highness?!"
Immediately, Beja, whose head was half covered, jumped straight onto the stair wall in front of me after I got out of the way, and there was a very heroic impact sound.
She used her hands and feet to take off the panties covering her head, and sat on the ground with her splayed figure spread out, covering her pretty red nose, with tears in her eyes. She stared at Beiya with wide eyes. She really wanted to remember this scene. take a photo of.
Nominated as: It’s your own fault.
"Okay, no more fussing with you little girl. I'll go back and prepare for tonight's dinner. Remember to come on time, otherwise I won't wait for you."
As I walked, I waved to Beja, who was left behind and stared at me.
"Wait, you idiot." Beja suddenly shouted.
"Why, haven't you learned your lesson yet? Let me tell you, wait until you grow taller..."
"Watch the fight!!"
Before he finished speaking, a punch with an iron tiger's finger landed on his stomach. It was indeed one of the two most taboo words for this little girl.
"Take it!"
With an irresistible order, Beja handed the thing in her hand to me, who was doing what only a saint could do, half kneeling on the ground and covering my bloody abdomen with half-open eyes.
"ha?"
Seeing what Beiya handed over, I first touched my own forehead, and then stretched out my hand to touch Beiya's forehead in front of me.
"What are you doing, you idiot? How can you touch His Highness's forehead casually?"
As a result, Beja immediately slapped her hand away angrily.
Not a dream.
I wiped my eyes in disbelief again and looked at Beiya's little hand again, and then I was sure that she actually handed me her vagina.
It is said that there is a rule in the Dark Continent. When you want to challenge your opponent, you take off the gloves you are wearing and throw them coolly in front of your opponent.
Could it be that...this is the unique challenge rule of the elves?
In my mind, I simulated a scene like this. An Elf warrior who wanted to challenge his opponent calmly and elegantly took off his trousers to expose his two naked breasts, and then, without a trace, Without hesitation, he took off the last layer of the fortress and took out his [Beep Beep] or [Beep Beep], and threw the inner bag that might have something strange stuck in it to the opponent, and then calmly and elegantly took out one Putting on the new underwear, and finally putting on the trousers properly, he looked proudly at his dumbfounded opponent, whose momentum had already been reduced by half.
This is really such a heroic custom. I never expected that the elegant and noble elves would have such a bold and unrestrained side.
No wonder the elves like to wear skirts. It seems that I unintentionally caught a glimpse of the truth about the prosperity and decline of the elves from this pure little bra.
Speaking of which, when I competed with Artoria on the wedding day, why didn't she throw her underwear to me? That is a peerless collection.
"You idiot, you must be thinking of something rude again."
When I came back to my senses, the little girl Beya had already strangled my neck with her elbows and kept moving closer to my toes. At the same time, she opened her little mouth and let out a ah, and that little tiger tooth had sunk into my shoulder. .
Does nv king’s u-shaped hoop + little ghost bite? Although both skills are only used in their own way but not their essence, the combined power cannot be underestimated.
"It hurts so much, let go, surrender, I surrender!!"
After less than a second, I started foaming at the mouth and rolling my eyes, hitting the ground and waving the white flag.
"Just tell me what you want to do, I'm still in a hurry."
After finally getting rid of Beiya's entanglement, I looked solemn.
"Also...that is to say, this...this content is temporarily...put with you for the time being!!"
Beiya lowered her head, her face was like a big, juicy red apple. She didn't know whether it was because of anger or shame.
"Why do I have to keep the contents for you?"
My eyes widened, thinking that the girl in front of me was telling the most boring joke of the century.
"This...isn't this something that can't be helped, idiot?!"
Beiya simply started to cheat, her long eyelashes were already covered with mist, as if she was about to shed tears at any time.
“Because it’s a gift from Sister Alto, I can’t throw it away, but it has your idiot’s face embroidered on it. If I put it in the room, it would feel like... as if I’m being stared at by you, this idiot, and I’ll feel uncomfortable all over! !”
"Young lady, are you suffering from persecutory delusion?" I kissed Beiya's forehead again.
"In a word, that's it, I'll put it with you first!!" Beiya couldn't help but put the contents into my arms.
"I'm warning you. You are not allowed to lend it to others. You are not even allowed to be seen by others. Do you hear me? Otherwise, even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will not let you go, you idiot!!"
Mocking tears from her eyes, the little girl opened her eyes wide and said to me with a warning look on her face.
"Then in exchange, I have this inner feeling..."
Beja's strong and weak look made me unable to refuse. After scratching my head, I suddenly found a good place to deal with the four corners of my hand.
"Go to hell!!"
I haven’t finished speaking yet…
"Alright alright."
I stuffed the little underwear into my arms and whispered in my mouth.
"Let's wear it another day."
"I'll kill you if you dare to do this, you pervert!!"
This girl brought a lot of heavy objects from nowhere, including chairs, desks, cabinets, etc., and threw them at me like raindrops.
You're already murdering me! !
I dodged and ran out, then breathed a sigh of relief and glanced back.
Just put a little yellow mud on the cartoon bear's position of the little underwear, and then make a big announcement that this is the underbelly of the little princess of the Elf tribe, and do it immediately when you get back.
If you can have the determination to escape death...
Then, at the corner less than a hundred meters away from the elves' camp.
An unexpected breeze blew by, and just when I was confused, my vision suddenly went dark.
The rough feeling on his face told him that what he encountered this time was one of the necessary tools for a real alley-beater - a large sack that could cover half of his body!
What a cheat! ! !
As soon as such a roar came out of his heart, his body was tightly bound by something, and then lifted sideways.
"Quick, be careful not to be discovered by others."
Through the thick and sealed sack, a sound that pretended to be sharp, but still couldn't escape my ears, rang out.
"As you command... Wuwuwu Captain Narissa!"
Another voice sounded, obviously revealing something, but his mouth was immediately covered, and he finally changed his tone.
Your sister, how can there be such a weird name in this world? Do you think you are an alien girl who fainted from hunger on the road and likes to feed grilled saury to cats? !
Being carried head and feet, the journey was bumpy, and finally, the two of them stopped.
After the body was tied to the pillar with belts, the sack on the head was removed.
Inside the dimly lit cabin, two pretty nv thieves with their faces covered in black gradually appeared clearly in his field of vision.
"Little fox, Tia, what on earth do you want to do?" I couldn't wait to roar at these two guys.
"Ah, he was exposed immediately!"
The tall thief exclaimed.
"Of course, don't you look at it. In this cold weather, who else in the whole camp is dressed like you? Can you please be more dedicated as a thief?"
"And you, Xia, even though there are a lot of fox people in the camp, but with the obvious features on their tails and the fact that they sweep their tails around proudly all day long, I really can't find anyone except you!!"
I think it is necessary to give these two female thieves a heads-up and let them know that being a thief is also an art and a delicate job, and they can just show off their faces casually.
"Fanfan is so awesome."
With a look of admiration, Tia pulled off the black mask on her face and showed her trademark sunny smile.
"You...don't talk nonsense, what are the obvious characteristics of this Tianhu's tail?"
On the other side, the little fox, who also showed his true face, looked at me nervously, swung the fluffy fox tail behind his back in front, checked it again and again, and even put his nose up to smell it carefully to confirm that there was nothing wrong. After that, she opened her eyes charmingly and glared at me, as if I had deceived her feelings.
"You bad guy, tell me quickly, what are your characteristics? If you dare to deceive this Tianhu, I will castrate you."
"You really want me to say it?"
I admired the little fox's cute and angry look incomprehensibly.
"Of course... I will tell you the truth."
For a moment, the little fox's eyes still flashed with panic. It seemed that he was very concerned about what the "obvious features of the tail" were from my mouth.
"Ahem, okay, you have to listen."
I deliberately whetted my appetite, and this pretty fox followed my wide-open mouth but made no sound, swallowed nervously, and clenched its little fists.
"That's because your tail and the tails of your other fox-men must be soft and fluffy, shiny and smooth, warm and smooth, and very restless. Are you satisfied with this?"
"Eh...Eh?"
The little fox showed a rare expression of shock, and unconsciously uttered a monotonous syllable with its slightly opened mouth.
Soon, an exaggerated and beautiful blush emerged from her pretty face, and quickly spread to the roots of her ears. Suddenly, she tightly covered her hot cheeks and turned away shyly, not to let me see it. She looks shy now.
Hey, hey, I just complimented your tail. This is too exaggerated.
I was about to complain, but suddenly I remembered some little knowledge about the fox people.
For a fox person, especially a fox person, their tail is undoubtedly a second face. Complimenting their tail is equivalent to praising them for their beauty.
Of course, this kind of thing is not something that can be praised casually. The tail is a very important and hidden part of a fox. Only very, very important people can mō. Therefore, praising someone's beautiful tail is actually the same as praising her iōng. Important places such as the Ministry.
Just imagine, if it is a stranger, no, even a very familiar old friend, if the other person suddenly compliments and says, ah, your buttocks are in great shape, plump and erect, I am afraid that he will be immediately served and cut off by flying fists. Get excited.
However, if she really shyly accepts your compliment, in addition to proving that the relationship between the two of you has reached a certain level of intimacy, and even to the extent that you are committed to each other, such a compliment will undoubtedly be more valuable than a compliment. If it is beautiful, the effect will be more obvious.
The little fox in front of him was caught in such shyness and joy.
"Ahem, uh huh!!"
However, the Heavenly Fox Saint’s daughter was the Heavenly Fox Saint’s daughter after all. Soon, the little fox suppressed the shyness and joy. With a pretty face flushed and eyes shining, she coughed pretending to be calm and turned around. .
"Don't... don't think that saying such kind words can get around you. This is what it should be. This Tianhu's tail is of course the most beautiful among the fox tribe."
As he said this, the little fox puffed up proudly.
"Puff, puff, puff - puff, puff - puff, puff -"
A strange noise caught Tia and I's attention. Following the sound, the two of us immediately burst out laughing in our hearts.
What made the sound was the little fox's tail, which was swinging around excitedly at a fast speed, almost forming a whirlwind in the small room.
She looked indifferent and took it for granted, but the smooth and beautiful fox tail and unconscious movements completely exposed her extremely happy and sweet mood. This was full of tsundere, which made people laugh. I wish I could hold the little fox Lysia in my arms and love her for the rest of my life.
Captain West Asia, don’t be fooled by the enemy’s sweet words! "
At the critical moment, Tia suddenly grabbed Lysia's shoulders and shook her desperately.
This shake immediately woke up Lysia, who was immersed in a sea of joy and pride. She patted her still hot face and the movements of her tail slowed down.
Tsk! !
I made a secret noise and gave Tia a threatening look that said, "Little girl, just wait and see."
Seeing that this little fox was about to be coaxed into being docile by me, even if I asked her to help me untie her body, she would most likely agree. Unexpectedly, Dia kicked her hard and shook the little fox awake.
"Of course... of course, how could I be tempted by this villain's sweet words?"
While denying it in a panic, the little fox gave me a cute look, and her expression became more alert. It seemed that it was impossible to fool her a second time.
"I said, what are you two doing? Why did you kidnap me here?"
Getting back to business, our topic finally returned to the scene before us.
"Tell me, what shameful things did you and Arturia do inside?"
The little fox's pretty face turned cold, and he stepped forward with a strong jealousy and asked.
"Artoria is my wife..."
I muttered aggrievedly, wanting to remind this little fox of something important.
"Don't tell me!" The little fox glared, and he didn't know when he had a whip in his hand.
"I'll do it, I'll do it now!!"
Just like in the war movie, the coward who was captured by the Japanese and surrendered to the enemy at the beginning of the second episode, shouting at the imperial army for joy, was so excited that I howled loudly.
"Artoria and I are discussing the campfire dinner tonight."
In fact, I was just pretending to surrender. I was in the Cao camp and my heart was with the Han.
"Who are you lying to? If we just discuss this kind of thing, Artoria will stop talking? Who are you lying to? You bad guy, it seems that if I don't give you a little pain, you won't tell the truth." The fox sneered, and the long whip in his hand whirred, exuding a threat like a poisonous snake swimming around him.
"I did it, I really did it." I was excited again.
"Actually, it's because Arturia made me a piece of underwear and wanted to give it to me."
"Really?" This time, the little fox was doubtful, because this was the truth and there was no flaw in it.
"Of course it's true, I swear in the name of Tia." I pointed to the sky as proof.
Dia, who was watching from the side, tilted her head in trouble because of my oath.
"Besides that, what else did you do?"
Xia's keen young girl's intuition still detects a flaw in it. Yes, even if what the bad guy said is true, the nv king gave him a piece of cake, but there is no guarantee that he didn't do anything after that. The nv took the initiative to send it. If it’s a gift, wouldn’t it make the atmosphere just right? This bad guy must be taking advantage of the opportunity...taking the opportunity...
Thinking about it, Xia's two little tiger teeth came out.
"Wait, I really didn't do anything. I swear in the name of Muradin!!" A chill suddenly surged up my neck, and I defended loudly.
I will tell you honestly, this jealous little fox, have you met Artoria? Naive, so naive.
I recited these 15 words "lenity for confession, jail time, strictness for resistance, and homecoming for the New Year" several times in my heart, and my expression became righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Hmph, it's all nonsense, where are Tia's members!!" The little fox suddenly turned his head and looked at Tia who was standing aside.
Captain West Asia. "Tiya stood up straight.
"Search for me!"
The little fox smiled charmingly, and those two little tiger teeth emitted a faint light in the dim little black room...
Ha, I finally caught up again, and tomorrow is the weekend, so I’ve been to Ban Aru for seven days! ! A
