Chapter 1,182 What’s wrong with being stupid, short, ordinary and poor?
Siya, I think you seem to have misunderstood something. "
After coughing a few times and moistening my throat, I made various preparations for the upcoming official explanation.
"Look at this girl."
I pulled Beya, who was confused, in front of me, and patted her bitterly on the shoulder.
"Don't you think it's a bit too much to put the word "seduce" on her?"
"Um?"
Beya tilted her head and thought, could it be that this idiot is defending himself?
"Yes, this description is too much for the word "seduce". Look at this short body, there is nothing worthy of seduction. It is just like forcing kindness on a vicious devil. It's too Too much!"
Beiya: "..."
Siya: "..."
"And her."
I took a deep breath, and like a saint who wanted to spread the truth to the world, I pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the ground. Two sharp gazes that penetrated time and space fell on Dia.
"Indeed, the figure is very attractive. I think any man will feel this way when he first sees it."
"but!!"
Suddenly his eyes widened, and his big hand fell on Tia's pretty face, pulling her sunny smile into a funny and cute look.
"Don't be deceived by her appearance. You look at her childish smile. In the final analysis, she is just a girl with a mental age of only ten years old."
Holding my hands in my arms, I nodded my head. I had already explained it so clearly. If West Asia still can't understand, she would be too stupid.
Tia: "..."
Siya: "..."
"Well, it seems I was wrong."
Xia sighed and actually admitted her mistake. Is this really the arrogant little fox I know? Ordinarily speaking, even if you admit in your heart that my words are reasonable, shouldn't you still retort with a tough "Urusei Urusei Urusei"?
"How should I put it... After all, I also have a certain responsibility for this matter. Bad guy, if you have any last words, please tell me quickly. I will help you convey it to Vilas and the others."
"Huh? What stupid... words are you talking about... ah... ugh!!"
At the end of the sentence, my tongue suddenly became knotted, as if the words came from the mouth of someone who had been frozen in the ice and snow for three days and three nights, and finally turned into a scream.
There is murderous intent! !
The strong murderous aura that seemed to be condensed into a black gas emanated from Beiya's delicate body with her head lowered, shoulders trembling, and clenched fists. Then she looked to the side, with her hands behind her back, and let out a bright smile at me. The smiling Tia, for some reason, poses more danger to me than Beja.
Oops, I got too carried away just now! !
I wailed in my heart and ran away without saying a word.
But as soon as I lifted my steps, it felt like I was hung with a thousand kilograms of lead and was firmly sucked to the ground. Without warning, I fell heavily on my butt.
"Fanfan, didn't we agree to go shopping together? Running away is not an option."
Tia's innocent voice came from behind. I don't know why, like a frog being stared at by a snake, I trembled in Tia's clear and sunny laughter, and felt the scythe of death gently on my neck. The coolness on my head.
"Wait, it was a misunderstanding just now, listen to me..."
I turned my body over and faced the two little girls. I kept kicking on the ground and retreating, trying to distance myself and making a final desperate struggle.
Unexpectedly, Beiya had already disappeared from the spot. Just when I felt bad, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit my waist hard, causing my body that had just wanted to sit up to lie down again.
My eyes went dark, and when I regained my consciousness after gasping for breath, I suddenly discovered that the figure that had just been smashed down, the elf princess Beiya, was already sitting firmly on my waist, and her mouth was cracked with a sharp... iǎhuya.
"What do you want to do to your father?!"
I yelled loudly, expecting to be able to suddenly shake my body and frighten this little girl.
"I'm sorry, father, my daughter, I suddenly want to give you a good beating. You, who like my daughter the most, shouldn't refuse."
Beiyapi stared at me without a smile, and you could easily see a flame burning in his eyes.
"Suffer death!!"
The next moment, Beja's fists fell like raindrops.
"Oooo----!!"
I shook my head desperately, as if I was in great pain, and let out a lung-breaking howl, but I was secretly proud of myself.
Uh-huh, you stupid elf, with this little strength, you can barely itch me.
"Beya, this is not okay."
As Dia's voice sounded, the fist that landed on her body suddenly disappeared.
Oh oh oh, are you here to help me out? Although the beating didn't hurt at all, I will still remember this love. Thank you, my comrade Tia.
My eyes are moist, you see, this is the gap between people. I also said that Beiya is only thinking about revenge, but Tia shows the broad mind like a Virgin.
Why is there no movement?
I squinted my eyes slightly and saw this scene.
The two little girls were whispering something, and then Tia gave something to Beiya and put it on her fist.
Gulu!
I couldn't help but swallow.
If the knowledge in the brain is correct, it should be a human weapon called the Iron Tiger Finger. Although it is far less powerful than the assassin's wrist blade and other weapons, there is no need to doubt that wearing this If you think about it, even a frail eldest sister in a boudoir can turn into a tigress.
Tia, you...
Having witnessed this dirty passion with my own eyes, I burst into tears.
And Beiya, who tried to punch a few times in the air and found some feeling, turned back with a childish smile, and those tiger teeth exuded a light that was even colder than the blue anger.
"I'll fight!!"
Along with a scream, this time, real screams echoed in the sky.
"I just thought I saw nǎinǎi in the uā field on the other side, waving to me."
I climbed up from the ground dying, and said to myself as if my soul was out of body.
"Deserved it."
Beya made a fierce face at me and looked at the iron tiger finger she was wearing on her hand, which was stained with miserable red blood. It was as if she had encountered a destined exclusive weapon. The more she looked at it, the more she liked it.
I said, this thing has no power against monsters at all. Don't come here and think that you are wearing a magic weapon and stupidly dive into the monsters.
"If you could learn to be smarter, you wouldn't be in this situation."
West Asia swung her fox tail wildly and raised her eyebrows slightly. Just a change in her demeanor and demeanor revealed her infinite charm, and even the woman's eyes were attracted to her unconsciously. It was so captivating.
"Speaking of which, there is a question I have wanted to ask for a long time." I raised my hand high and pointed at the iǎ fox.
"Why, when did you follow me so naturally?"
"How about it, can't you?"
Xia was cute and cute, baring her teeth and claws at me with two small tiger fangs. Because she was twice as strong as Beiya, was she also twice as ferocious?
"Of course, we are a new era brave team with organization, discipline, goals, and ideals. How can we just let some suspicious elements join us?" I pushed up the bridge of my nose with a hidden look.
"So I'll apply to our captain first."
I pointed my hand forward, and Arturia, who was still looking at the layout of the new district like a curious baby, had a serious and business-like face.
"Alto, can you let me go shopping with you?" iǎ Fox said nothing and waved to the guy in front of him.
"Please feel free to do so."
This golden thought seemed to make a decision without going through the brain, just spinning around on the top of the head.
Wu’s wife, Artoria, you can’t undermine your husband like this.
I burst into tears immediately.
Ding dong dong dong dong! !
System prompt: Player Xia] has joined the [Brave] iǎ team.
"Ahem, cough, cough, in that case, forget it, but what kind of identity should I give you?"
I looked at the other girls, and my eyes fell on the charming little fox, and I secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This little fox always felt that after the test of Tianhu, she became a bit more humane. Is it my illusion?
"Identity Xia tilted her head and looked at me, her cute fox ears swaying, she was so cute.
"Look!" I pointed my finger at the other girls.
"Wife, daughter, sister, you are the only one who has no identity. Wouldn't it be very awkward?"
"That's right, that's right."
Beiya was also nodding her head desperately. She seemed very enthusiastic about this kind of activity of dragging others into the water. She was really a thoughtful princess. If she saw what she looked like now, the previous Elf Queen would cry in heaven. .
However, this was just what I wanted, so after ignoring Lysia's sleepy eyes, the two of us started discussing.
The most important thing is the restless fox tail, which makes us very embarrassed, what kind of identity should we give to Lysia.
A family consisting of an elf wife, an elf daughter, and a Horadric sister is already strange enough. If you add a fox-man to the family, it would not be called strange, but a curiosity.
"What about the down-and-out distant cousin who came to seek refuge?" Beja suggested.
"No, no, no, this distant cousin is too far away. They are of a different race. Besides, I don't want to mention the word cousin."
I held my head, as if recalling something unbearable.
"The lover who came back from a hookup with evil intentions and tried to assassinate his wife?"
Hey, are you going to stage Hao's love and hatred or Bangzi's pickle love?
"You two...are talking to yourselves!!"
Following the little fox being left aside, she let out a sweet cry, and her furry fox tail turned into a whip shadow, then swept over and hit her stomach hard.
There was a loud "thud", and I fell down clutching my stomach as if I had been hit hard by the attack of a siege beast.
It's obviously the same for Beiya, why did you only hit me? ! !
Also, I'm also very curious about Lysia's tail. It's obviously a very supple and soft fox tail. When did it have such a ferocious ability? It's like the weak and harmless Stymon suddenly possesses the power of a giant dragon.
"Why does this Tianhu have to play the kind of third-rate supporting role you call me?"
This little fox, with its hands on its hips proudly, and its charming face, was so close that it was less than a fist away from him, and asked with a grin through gritted teeth.
"Wouldn't it look too abrupt if you don't blend in with these corners?" I coughed a few times, holding back the extremely convincing words that were right in front of me.
"It's like a soybean mixed in a pot of mung beans, like a pinball player in a team of gangsters, a slime in a brave team...ah, the latter may be possible It’s allowed.”
"I don't know what you, the scoundrel, are talking about, but I don't think that's the case."
"Then tell me how other people will look at you as a suspicious person with no identity." I snorted, and Beiya nodded in agreement.
"Ordinary adventurer teammates." iǎ Fox said softly.
I:"……"
Beiya: "..."
"Could it be that...you have never thought about this kind of relationship, so you go to all this trouble to find some kind of daughter-in-law?" Seeing our stiff looks, the little fox asked back.
It was this sentence that was like a sharp arrow piercing the heart, causing Beiya and I to cover our mouths and gasp in pain.
"That's all Fanfan...Beya, are you...also a fool?"
Then, Dia on the side, with an innocent look full of clear springs, added an unintentional fatal blow.
Beja and I knelt on the ground in the Z position.
"Damn...damn..."
The accumulated anger tank exploded in an instant, and we became angry instantly.
"What's wrong with idiots? Is there anything wrong with idiots? Where have idiots offended you? We are not born idiots, we just don't study hard. Why should we look down on idiots?!"
"That's right, that's right. What's wrong with being short? Does tall being great? Me, I don't want to be that short, but there's no other way. I've tried all the methods, even if I get up late at night every day and secretly It won’t work even if you drink three bottles of sheep nǎi!!”
"That's right, is he handsome? Ordinary people also have the charm of ordinary people. I have never envied guys like Carlos. Ordinary people also have the brilliance of ordinary people. Is there anything wrong with being ordinary? Why do telephone poles always like me? Bullying ordinary people?"
"I agree, long live poor breasts. Poor breasts are of rare value. Guys like you who spend all your nutrition on your breasts deserve to live your whole life without knowing the benefits of poor breasts."
Tia: "..."
Siya: "..."
"I don't know why, but suddenly I felt a little sad and the corners of my eyes were filled with tears.
"Even if I knew five years ago that Patch accidentally slipped out and was eaten by sandworms, I wouldn't feel so uncomfortable. It turns out that there are more pitiful people in this world." Tia sniffed.
Who is Patch? Patch! !
"Forget it, Beiya, let's ignore these guys. They are the winners in life and will never understand what beauty with flaws is."
"Father, we will depend on each other from now on."
"Beja!"
"Father!!"
Before I knew it, Beja and I were already kneeling on the ground, hugging each other and crying loudly.
With two "pop-pop-" sounds, we each received a blow on the head.
Raising her head, Arturia was already standing in front of her. A metallic light shone slightly from her large black cloak. It seemed that the murderer who attacked us was this guy.
Although the murderer has been traced, Beya and I didn't dare to take a breath.
This light belonging to the Sword of Victory is something we are all too familiar with.
"You two, I don't know if your relationship is going to be good or not."
Hearing Arturia sighing like this, Bea and I woke up completely and looked at each other.
Everyone seems to be thinking about this issue.
Although in the moment just now, a strong comradeship was established, but...
"Bah, bah, bah, I don't want to get along with idiot Wu. If I get close to him, my stupidity will be infected." The next moment, Beiya jumped out of my arms like lightning and glared at me with disdain.
"I should say this. I am a grown-up, why should I get along with such a little girl?"
I kept patting the clothes in front of me, as if I wanted to dispel the faint lingering warmth and fragrance that Beja left on it, leaving no trace behind.
Sure enough, this girl and I still have deep grudges and have no desire to reconcile.
"You guys seem to be very happy."
Siya looked dangerously at me and asked, "Why me again?" And he still looked like he was witnessing her husband having an affair outside? !
"Oh~~~I suddenly want to quarrel with Fanfan too."
Biting her index finger, she looked at me and then at Bea. There was a hint of envy in Bea's frank eyes that couldn't hide any thoughts.
I'm talking about you.
Looking at Arturia who was dazed, Dia with a ferocious look on her face, Dia with envious eyes, and Beja who was sticking out her fangs at me, for some reason, my head suddenly started to hurt... …
Ahhhhh, I failed again in seconds. I’m so depressed. I started to enter the author area to upload chapters at fifty-six minutes, but the page got stuck and I couldn’t click publish. I stared at the clock on my computer at seven, and it happened to be... At 0.0 seconds, the page suddenly changed. As you can see, the page was successfully published at 0.6 seconds...
I feel like I've been tricked by my mother. I'm so frustrated. I don't want to have perfect attendance this month...A
