Chapter 1,180 The legendary black and red evil spirits
"I think being able to use the power in your hands tactfully and prudently is an important basis for judging whether a person is mature and smart."
"Don't just lean in and pretend to be familiar with someone to teach others."
I pushed the old drunkard's face away, but in an instant, like a roulette wheel turning half a circle, the old man Farah's smiling and wrinkled face appeared in front of me.
"Dear Wu, you who have the power, and I who have the knowledge, let us two work together to create a beautiful new era for this world."
Like a comrade in life and death, old man Farah patted my shoulder and pointed directly to the west, his face shining brightly.
Unfortunately, there is no sea, no sunset, and not even a window to see the sky.
A new era without sky, sea and sun... Do you want to help the Hell Clan rebel? !
Besides, I don’t want an old man who has no selling points and cannot attract players to join the team and happily go on an RPG adventure to save the world. This kind of guy is only worthy of playing the role of someone who suddenly breaks into the protagonist’s team’s path and is covered in blood. , with only one breath left, and of course the lines before his death.
"There are monsters ahead..."
How about it? I'm kind enough. I at least gave him a straight face and a line of dialogue. He was supposed to be a tragic figure who died tragically under the iron hooves of the monster and turned into a pile of mosaic objects.
"No, this guy doesn't seem to be planning to let us go..."
"If this continues, we will really be deployed to the mist forest to chop down trees..."
Rogge, the first stingy one, and the second stingy one, the two people who were supposed to be enemies, became friendly and formal for the first time. They squatted in the corner and started whispering excitedly.
"If we don't do anything else, how about we kidnap Akara?"
"No, Akara is useless now. We have to kidnap Vilas or one of them."
"I'll just trick that little girl Sharna into making her way into the mountains."
Hey, hey, hey, I heard everything. Dan, what do you want to do to your students? Where is your dignity as a teacher? !
"Hmph, there's no need to discuss it. Let you burn the remaining energy now. Thank me. It's me who made your life, which could only be lived in the toilet, explode like flies at the last moment. of brilliance.”
"What's with the fly-like brilliance?!"
Two old guys, they are very accurate in their complaints.
"If that's the case, there's nothing we can do about it."
The old drunkard suddenly stood up, and the expression on his face suddenly became righteous.
"Drunkard, you..."
"Farah, have you forgotten? We are the elders of the alliance."
At this moment, the old drunkard seemed like a tall knight standing on the hill, exuding an aura of justice and seriousness.
"We who shoulder the glory, even if we are treated unfairly, for the sake of the entire alliance, we must swallow it silently, let alone cutting down trees, even if we go to hide in the harshest Snowy Mountains in Harrogath for a winter There will be no hesitation in paying debts.”
Yes, sorry to interrupt, I seem to have heard some strange personal purpose and self-inflicted cause and effect mixed in this righteous speech.
"Really? Drunkard, you finally realized it."
At this time, old man Farah also stood up, as if he had finally torn away his usual disguise of being old and careless, his face became dark and vicissitudes, especially his eyes, which were shining with lightning, not as if, but really. Threads of electric snakes were twisting and dancing.
"All this time, I have been enduring, pretending to be stupid, and acting like I'm only a little better than you, just to wait for the day when you wake up!!"
Although I don’t know why... no, I don’t understand why this guy endured the humiliation at all, but it sounds like a very remarkable reason, such as secretly spraying water on the grass in the park to save polar bears.
"Farah, I didn't expect you..." The old drunkard was obviously excited.
"Let's not talk about the past anymore. We just need to look forward now and restore the reputation of the Black and Red Demons."
Oh oh oh...I don't know what to complain about.
"No, wait, it should be the red and black demons."
"No, if you think about it more carefully, it should actually be the black and red demons."
"I think you are an old fool, old man Farah."
"It was you who drank and became stupid!"
The duo, who originally worked together and seemingly wanted to save the world, broke up due to the issue of the order of titles.
If there really is a world defeated by these two people and a world saved, that would be really sad.
"Wow~~~cough cough cough~~~~~"
It was at this time, yes, it was at this time, that the old drunkard suddenly coughed up a large mouthful of blood, his body shook violently and exaggeratedly, and he lay down softly against the table behind him.
"Drunkard, what's wrong with you?!" Farah quickly [shocked
"I... I can't... anymore..."
The old drunkard suddenly became extremely angry, coughing up blood and smiling weakly.
"Why did it become like this!" Old Man Farah couldn't believe it.
"Do you still remember the war three years ago?" The old drunkard cast his eyes into the void, as if he was remembering something.
"Remember, it was such a tragic battle." Old Man Farah sighed.
"In that battle... everyone was seriously injured, and finally... the big devil Barn was sealed." The old drunkard showed a proud expression.
Oh oh oh, a new enemy has appeared, not the great demon Baal, but the great demon Baan.
"Could it be that your current injury was at that time..." Old Man Farah was shocked when he saw the old drunkard coughing up blood.
"No……"
The old drunkard shook his head, his eyes showing sadness.
"After saving the world, the next day, in order to celebrate, I went to the bar to drink, and the result..."
"Could it be that... those rubbish nobles who originally begged us like dogs were afraid that a few of us would have too much reputation and rob them of their rights, so they killed them?!"
The thoughts of Farah, the super-magical savior, immediately changed to darkness and decadence.
"In the end, because I didn't have any money on me, I was slapped lightly by the bar owner from afar. I didn't expect that the injury I suffered at that time would actually be reoccurring now!" The old drunkard's eyes widened, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he looked like he was about to die. Lively.
Farah: "..."
I:"……"
It's not the big devil or the noble, it's the bar owner, what a cheap savior, what a sharp bar owner. If I had known this, wouldn't it have been enough to have asked the bar owner to seal that big devil? Look at what you guys are doing.
"I thought I could last for eight, eight, forty-nine days, but I didn't expect... or..."
You're wrong, you're so wrong, you're a genius of 8**11, right? You idiot! ! !
"Bedivere..."
The old drunkard's weak eyes fell on Farah's face and he called softly.
Ah, the title suddenly changed.
"Take my sword."
No, that's a spear...
Watching old man Farah respectfully take over the wooden spear often used by the old drunkard, although I didn't know what drama they were playing, I still complained.
"Listen carefully, go through this forest, pass through the bloody hills, continue walking and you will see a lake of water, put my sword into it."
Hey hey, is this really okay? Is there really no problem with copyright? !
"This time I sleep..."
"Hi!!"
Before the old drunkard could finish what he said, I kicked her several times and knocked her unconscious. I hope she could sleep longer, preferably forever. That would really be a big help to the dark world.
If this guy keeps talking, it won't be as simple as copyright infringement.
Forget it, let’s not argue with this old woman for the time being. Let’s deal with old Farah. This guy dares to spread the biggest shame in my life. Both he and Mu Aodonggua must die! ! "
As soon as I turned around, I was hit by a strong momentum that made me almost unable to open my eyes.
The source of the momentum, Old Man Farah, with his black mage robes fluttering, seemed to be the center of the entire world. The atmosphere used him as a vortex, spinning at high speed, blowing up waves of devastating momentum.
"I'm really sorry for keeping it hidden from everyone until now."
In this overwhelming aura, old man Farah turned a faint look and said this.
"The great demon Lord Bane is about to be resurrected, and I'm going to stop it."
So who is the great devil Baan? Is he the son of Baal? !
"Use the sword of Dai in your hand."
They say this is a gun, even if it is a sword, it is still a stupid sword.
"In the name of the Dragon Knight."
Shut up, you are already barely able to be a village elder at your age. The corpse of the village elder can be used as a weapon, but your corpse can only be used as ingredients! !
When I finished complaining, Old Farah put his index and middle fingers together, pressed his eyebrows, shouted loudly, teleported, and disappeared.
Really, these guys...
Linya and I were all stunned and speechless.
"Bang-!!"
"Oh oh oh----!!"
With a scream, the old drunkard who wanted to take advantage of our daze to pretend to be dead, suddenly let out a scream, flew out, and his head happened to be buried in a large wooden barrel.
"I seemed to have hit something just now..."
Arturia opened the tent in a hurry and walked in. She gave us a sleepy look.
"It's nothing, it's just your illusion."
He casually grabbed a piece of rag and covered the two breasts that were struggling at the mouth of the bucket. We all denied it in unison.
If you make a copycat, you will be punished by the real owner.
"Let's not talk about it anymore, Artoria, did you come here because you heard about Akala's nǎinǎi?"
Afraid that this stupid king would continue to entangle me, I quickly changed the subject and asked.
"That's right, I just got the news. How is nǎinǎi Akara's health now?"
As soon as she heard what was going on, Arturia immediately forgot about what she had just knocked away, and her expression became serious.
"It's okay, Akara nǎinǎi is just a little overtired, just rest for a few days."
"That's good."
Arturia breathed a sigh of relief when she heard that it was just excessive fatigue.
"We're inside now. We've just rested. Let's not disturb you." I pointed to the room behind me and said.
"Really? In that case, I won't bother you. However, I really didn't expect that such an accident would happen before God's birthday."
Frowning slightly, Artoria looked worried.
"Fan, if there is anything I can do to help, please don't hesitate."
"Yeah, I feel relieved when I hear you say that. To be honest, in terms of manpower, if there is no Akala nǎinǎi to preside over, we will indeed be in trouble. When needed, we will really have to trouble you and your tribe."
"Fan, you made a mistake."
Artoria raised her head slightly, a smile showing in her majestic and beautiful green pupils.
"It's not your tribe, it's our tribe."
"Ha, I'm sorry, I just didn't expect to be lectured like this by you." I laughed sheepishly, almost forgetting that we are also the princes of the elves now.
"If I am always lectured by Fan in a place like this, I will learn to be smarter."
Arturia's slightly smiling eyes had a deep and moving temperament that attracted my attention and couldn't be moved away.
"Your Majesty Alto, long time no see."
Just as we were staring at each other, Linya took a step forward, stood beside us, and bowed lightly.
Oh oh oh, Linya, iōngbu, iōngbu met! !
Linya's position was really close, almost right next to me. As long as I made any move, the proud bulge on her breasts would rub against me with an ambiguous softness, elasticity and warmth. .
It was as if Medusa's gaze instantly turned me to stone.
"It turns out to be Your Excellency Linya."
Artoria nodded lightly, and then showed a slightly sleepy look.
"Speaking of which, I am now Fan's wife just like Lord Linya. Do we need to change our titles?"
"If you don't mind, just call me Linya."
The smile on Linya's face was as close as the girl next door. Even Artoria was gradually attracted by this temperament, and her always serious attitude became softer.
"Then, Linya, please take good care of me from now on. In exchange, just call me Alto from now on."
"By the way, Artoria, how is your health?"
I suddenly remembered that the golden idiot in front of me was even crazier than Akara. He had not slept for ten days and ten nights. He only rested for one night. Is it really enough?
"It's no problem anymore."
Arturia smiled slightly, and her smile was full of convincing light, which seemed to tell us that she was definitely not a liar.
As expected of the Knight King profession, this terrifying resilience...
Seeing that Artoria didn't look like she was lying, I couldn't help but secretly smack my tongue.
"By the way, Artoria, how about going back to meet everyone tonight, we are ready." I suddenly remembered what I had discussed with Vilas and the others last night, and then turned around and looked at Kane.
"Grandpa Kane, I want to welcome Artoria tonight, okay?"
"Go, go. In the two days before God's Birthday, Akara and I have already made arrangements. Let's take this time to have a good rest. After God's Birthday begins, it won't be so... Relaxed."
Kane smiled and waved at us.
"Grandpa Kane, you have to take a good rest. Otherwise, if you fall down too, then this God's Birthday will really be over."
It suddenly occurred to me that Kane didn't seem to get much more rest than Akela. Although this seemingly old body concealed the strength that could fight a multi-knot battle with Old Man Farah, but the old man was still an old man after all. In terms of strength, he can never compare with young people.
"That's right. Then I'll accept your intention and take a good rest."
I originally thought that Kane would go against his will and secretly get busy again while everyone is away. I also wanted to use the power that Akara had just inspired to force him to take a rest, but I didn't expect that he would readily agree. , and left the black shop under our watch.
It seems that he also knows very well what will happen to the next God's Birthday if he falls down.
"Linya, Lena, where are you?"
His eyes fell on the beautiful young and female duo who had just taken over Akara's burden.
"We are going to sort out the information left by Akara nǎinǎi. Brother Wu, you might as well take Alto to have a good tour of the camp. I remember that Alto just came last night and he probably hasn't seen the new area yet."
Linya said with a smile on her face.
"It would be bad if you don't do your job well and are dismissed by your brother."
Lena was on the side and winked at me mischievously.
"Do you still want to bring this up?"
Angrily and amused, I flicked Lena's forehead and stroked her head.
"Then I'll take Artoria for a walk. Don't be too reluctant, you two. Without either of you, this god's birthday will be impossible to survive, do you understand?"
"I know, Brother Wu (brother)."
The two girls smiled sweetly, narrowed their eyes slightly, and enjoyed my caressing their heads.
After leaving the black shop, I immediately found a cloak and asked Artoria to put it on.
The aura that emanates from her is no less domineering, cold and powerful than Sister Sharna's. If I walk on the street like this, I won't tell others that I am one of the mainland's twin stars, the daughter of the elves. Your Majesty.
"Idiot Wu, do you want to kidnap my sister Alto alone?!"
Before I had walked a few steps, I heard a shout from behind me. Without turning around to confirm, I covered my forehead with a headache.
It's really amazing. Almost every girl has a different name for herself, so that now I don't need to rely on other identification. I just listen to the other person's name and know who is coming.
Ha...the past few days...how should I put it, please forgive me, I will try my best to adjust my writing time. A