Chapter 1,178 iǎ Jasmine’s complaints
"Ahhhhhhh
Early the next morning, I walked out of Willas's room with two thick black circles under my eyes.
Only Princess Sanwu was outside, and I don't know what the others were doing.
Look at Princess Sanwu. She looks very good. She has the leisurely look of a retired old lady. She is sitting at the window, enjoying the warm morning sun coming in from outside. There is a Japanese-style low-legged table in front of her, with a whole set of tables that look very special. Expensive and exquisite tea sets, holding a steaming tea cup in his small hands, he did not forget to make a satisfied sound of "sizzling~~~" when drinking.
What a tea-drinking god.
With two panda eyes, after washing, I sat across the table, yawned lazily, and poured myself a cup of tea.
Although it is not good to drink tea on an empty stomach in the morning, the little princess’s tea-making skills are really top-notch. Even if she knows it is not good, she still wants to have a cup. It is so pleasant to warm her stomach and bask in the sun in the winter morning... …
I squinted my eyes, like a bear about to hibernate, and felt a strong and comfortable sleepiness in my heart.
That’s not right, egg! ! !
I overturned the coffee table in my heart, slammed the cup on the table, and stared at Jasmine opposite me.
I remember, uncle, I, Wu Fan, the lone ranger druid, got up early in the morning to raise an army to punish sins. On this morning, two days before God’s birthday, I have already transformed into A terrifying man with a determination that even the Fifth Master can't stop, don't think you can bribe me with just a cup of tea, at least add breakfast, even a boiled egg!
The rainy season has passed and the season of exciting mating has come again. In the remote Rogge Grassland, no one knows what a hungry and grumpy stuffed bear awakened from hibernation will do.
Damn, what am I doing here, dubbing the animal world! ! !
"Come on, come on~~~"
Just when I was sinking into complaining about my unconscious self, complaining and pitying myself, Princess Sanwu from the side made a hissing sound to summon a pet, and I saw her pushing a plate over.
There are two peeled, fresh and hot hard-boiled eggs on it. It has a beautiful luster and tenderness like a girl's skin, exuding a pleasant aroma.
Oh oh oh, I really get whatever I want. Could it be that... Facing the arrival of pornographic jokes, Princess Sanwu, who felt the crisis of unemployment, finally learned to be observant and considerate of her master?
I held the plate so moved that tears fell down.
"How about next time you perform this stupid trick of being able to reveal your innermost thoughts unconsciously in front of the female bathhouse?"
Princess Sanwu turned her eyes slightly, and the indifferent Sakura said this.
I quickly covered my mouth. No, my bad habit came back.
So it turns out that this guy handed over the boiled eggs because he accidentally said what he was thinking? I thought that our master and slave had reached the state of being united and united, but I was really too naive.
I was so moved just now that I immediately jumped off the building and got a 35% off sale.
Forget it, it’s still breakfast after all.
Thinking like this, I casually stuffed a chicken egg into my mouth and started chewing it.
Chew, chew, chew...
Chew, chew, chew, chew...
"Well!!"
A bolt of spiritual lightning passed between his eyebrows, and all movements froze at this moment. In his open mouth, bits of chewed crystal protein fell from the side of his mouth.
In my mind, fairy music is played one after another, and divine dances are danced in scenes. There are Taoist immortals riding cranes to the west, and lotus blossoms blooming from the mist of Tianchi...
This taste...this taste...is actually! !
"There is no yolk in the egg.
I kicked the celestial palace picture in my mind away, slapped the table and stood up, shouting the declaration of the end of the world.
Chicken eggs without egg yolk is like natto without green onions! It's shoddy... no, it can't be called food at all, it's the poisonous devil's prank of the soul! !
"what on earth is it?"
Opening the other egg, sure enough, it was also empty.
"normal."
Princess Sanwu's bright yellow eyes flashed, and she pushed up the bridge of her nose with a look that said, "It's time for the teacher to introduce everyone to the new world again."
He stretched out his pink tongue and flicked off the smear of egg yolk stuck to the corner of his mouth.
Teacher Jasmine, I seemed to have seen traces of the prisoner just now. "I raised my hand.
"Watson, don't be fooled by appearances. This world is far from as simple as you think. Those traces of crimes that can be detected with the naked eye are all perjury that Moriarty deliberately left to mislead us."
Jasmine wiped the corners of her mouth and made sure that no traces were left, then she immediately showed an extremely calm look.
"My old friend, who is the prisoner?"
I suddenly burst into tears, I had nothing to do, why should I say anything to this Sanwu? I knew clearly that when she deliberately pretended to be lonely, it was most likely to lure someone into taking the bait.
"Listen up, what do you think is the simplest and most effective deception in this world?"
"Please give me some advice from Teacher Jasmine." I lowered my head humbly.
"That is, taking something that is originally very simple, and using a little manipulation, will lead the thinking of the person who is pursuing the clues into a complicated or even endless loop."
"That makes sense."
I was thinking about this sentence, and suddenly I felt that what Xiao Moli said was touching my heart. Wasn't it true that I had been deceived like this many times?
"Who is the prisoner?"
For a moment, my expression became solemn. Maybe, maybe, probably, the action of Jasmine dropping the egg yolk from her mouth just now was really a trace left by the prisoner to mislead me.
"Do you think there is no yolk in chicken eggs? What is the simplest question?" Jasmine began to follow the instructions.
"It was taken out and eaten."
I answered without any hesitation and pointed my finger at the other party.
"After saying so much, you still haven't found the essence of the problem."
Jasmine took a sip of tea indifferently and looked out the window, looking like a lonely master.
"Then what do you mean the essence is?"
"must……"
A serious aura suddenly emitted from iǎ Jasmine.
"Absolutely?" I swallowed hard, as if I was facing the final answer to a shocking conspiracy.
"Mama must have forgotten to lay the egg yolk when she was laying eggs." After finishing speaking quickly, the other party calmly poured herself a cup of tea.
"When you give birth to a baby, will you forget your brain and give birth to a baby?"
Breathing fire, I roared and kicked the Empire State Building to its roots.
"The child with the stupid master has no hope for his brain or anything."
Hiss, the sound of Princess Sanwu drinking tea sounded.
"Don't say such cruel words... at least give our children a glimmer of confidence, isn't that good?" I burst into tears.
"I don't have any hope for the stupid master."
"No!!!" A roar raised to the sky. Could it be that our IQ is really that low? Are the children with low Lian and high IQ children three without princess being dragged down below the average level? !
"Don't worry." Princess Sanwu patted my shoulder to comfort me.
"With me here, no matter what, the child will be smarter than his useless father, and he will definitely be able to live a good life."
"Oh oh oh, that's it, it makes sense."
While I was happy, I suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness. Why?
I always feel like I've forgotten something important.
After eating two chicken eggs with only the white left on them, and fully replenishing protein to my brain, I got up again.
I remember now! !
The forgotten thing-why there is no yolk in chicken eggs!
No, wait, it should be - why do I have two dark circles under my eyes so early in the morning! ! !
Speaking of which, it wasn't because the erotic princess said those words to me last night and then irresponsibly turned off the engine and ran away! !
As a result, I was so angry that I could only walk around in the rooms of Vilas, Sarah, and Linya until dawn, and that was how the dark circles under my eyes came.
Fortunately, the druid has good physical strength. Speaking of that, it is more than enough to satisfy the girls at home, huh.
"Death flg." Princess Sanwu put down her tea cup and pointed directly at me.
"Don't peek into other people's thoughts."
After confirming that she had not leaked anything, I put a knife on her forehead.
"If you want to be proud, you have to take advantage of now. According to my divination, the idiot master will be drained by the woman in less than a month."
Holding a red forehead, the beautiful eyes like a princess doll were shining and staring at me.
"And the peeping is so specific!!"
Another blow fell on her defenseless bun hat. Although the soft hat absorbed a lot of power, I also increased the force appropriately. In the end, this cute little princess still had a headache for a while.
Huh, what a third-rate divination. Even the most demanding Sister Sharna can’t squeeze me dry. In 1v1, I am already invincible.
He raised his chin proudly, and under Princess Sanwu's malicious and cursing gaze, he got into the kitchen and started rummaging around.
Two chicken eggs without yolks couldn't satisfy my appetite at all.
After a while, with a piece of soy sauce in my mouth and a large bowl of soy noodles in my hands, I happily sat back in my previous position with a lot of loot.
"Speaking of which, how are you and Jelika doing now?" I asked vaguely while snoring the noodles.
"The winner is still undecided."
Mentioning her new opponent, Jasmine's eyes sank slightly.
"My Highness Jasmine, who has added two new enemies in one breath, what are your prospects for the future?"
It's so generous. Yesterday, I made Aleus and Jelika, two natural enemies who may last a lifetime, in one fell swoop.
Even the protagonist in the self-abuse novel, who is hunted every day, cannot utter such a taunt.
"nothing."
Tilting her head, Jasmine drank tea, looking at ease.
"Aren't you afraid that the two of them will join forces to deal with you?" I was very interested, with a teasing look in my eyes.
"Indeed, it would be difficult to join forces, but we won't do that." She answered firmly.
"Why?"
"The young girl's pride won't allow it."
"I personally think that before discussing the young woman's self-esteem, the three of you should first take into account the young woman's shame."
I swear, this is the most sincere advice in my life.
"That kind of thing doesn't matter."
I:"……"
"Okay, let's change the question." Because I really didn't know how to complain, I could only change the topic.
"Which one do you think is more of a threat, Alius or Jelùka?"
I know that my current expression must be very much like that of an unscrupulous reporter from a gossip newspaper.
"Jelùka."
Without hesitation, Princess Sanwu gave me the answer.
"Oh oh oh, why?" I suddenly became interested when I heard the shocking news.
"A guy who abandons his woman's sense of shame is terrible."
"You are scary too!!!"
Even if the brain's memory is only that of a pig, I will never forget who the guy who just a few seconds ago said that it doesn't matter whether a girl has a sense of shame or not.
However, the princess's observation ability is indeed extraordinary, as she was able to realize Jelika's unruly nature in just one meeting last night.
"Why do you think Arius is easier to deal with?" I asked again with a roll of my eyes.
"Ha~~~"
Princess Sanwu swallowed a sip of hot tea and sighed, as if she thought I asked a very boring question.
"I have to admit that that guy is indeed an opponent to a certain extent. At least he dares to write that kind of thing. His courage and determination are enough to become a strong enemy."
"Uh-huh."
I kept nodding. Indeed, Arius' rot attribute is a powerful impact on the Dark Continent.
"However, as a comparison with me, as an author, she is completely inferior."
"Indeed, the gap is obvious." I have to agree with Princess Sanwu's words.
"I just want to rely on quantity to defeat quality. I think, ah, I have written so much. As long as one person reads it, I am better than ten people on the other side. I just need one reader who can understand me. With this kind of Anyone who tries to comfort himself is nothing but a wretch."
I:"……"
Is it an illusion? This strong sense of déjà vu, seeing someone suddenly vomiting a mouthful of blood and falling on the keyboard...
"Your own ideological themes are certainly important, but if you don't cater to the readers' tastes, it's just a book you wrote for yourself. If you don't know how to make the taste that customers like, don't force them to come. Even in the You can't achieve a balance between adhering to your own thoughts and catering to readers' tastes. You can only write jerky stories that only you can understand, and then force others to understand them. If you can't attract the favor of readers, People who give up on themselves and start selling books are just third-rate authors."
Oh oh oh oh oh, stop talking, iǎ Jasmine, please stop talking. Although I don’t know why, I feel like blood has stained the monitor. If I keep talking, the world will be destroyed! !
I quickly covered Princess Sanwu's mouth, and at the critical moment, I finally prevented the world from being destroyed before it happened.
"You two are doing something stupid so early in the morning."
The guest room was pushed open at this time, and Jelika walked out of it, looking at the two of us with pitiful eyes.
"Before pitying others, I think you should take a good look at yourself." I glared back.
"Don't you have anything to say to a bodyguard who wakes up later than the master?"
"That's because I fought with His Majesty the Queen for ten days and ten nights." Jelika stretched out.
"I can't tell at all."
A person who hasn't slept for ten days and ten nights can still sell her tricks so sharply. Is there really nothing in this world that can stop her from selling her tricks?
One of the rules is never to show tiredness in front of the master. "
"You're so good at exposing yourself in front of me!!" I turned over the coffee table in my heart.
"Actually... you see, the real reason is that I have been waiting for His Royal Highness to attack at night."
"It's too late to change your mind now, and it's already three poles in the day and one attack at night!!"
"Your Highness, I have something to say..."
"Just wait until I finish."
"but……"
"This is the master's order."
"Okay." Jelika rarely compromised.
I lectured this pornographic joke hard again, and my mouth was dry as I still had more to say.
"What did you want to say just now? Say it."
"Sister Morissa is about to be suffocated to death by His Highness the Prince."
Jelika moistened her throat, pretending, as if she was waiting for something, and finally pointed towards my arms.
She subconsciously looked down and saw that she was still covering Jasmine's mouth. Because the princess was too delicate, her big hand also covered half of her nose. At this time, her face was already suppressed. He was red and his eyes rolled in circles.
"I'm going, you should hurry up and say it."
"Didn't you, Your Highness, order me not to speak?"
"you……"
Before I finished speaking, I was greeted by Jasmine's turning and flash princess kick.
"Wait a minute, iǎ Jasmine, listen to my explanation, there is a reason oh oh oh oh oh
With a shocking scream resounding over the Rogge Grassland, Wu Fan, the Iron-Crutched Lone Ranger Druid, was officially born.
I have to go to work tomorrow, and I have a seven-day National Day holiday... Wow~~~ It seems that there are still a lot of games. Many people said that many animations have not been completed. The most anticipated Akatsuki Guardian FD is still lying on the hard drive and has not been installed... …
The National Day has passed, and a group of people will start cleaning up the deep-sea mud beasts tomorrow. This is the final notice. A
