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"The atmosphere... seems to be very bad. Sir, what should we do now..."
There was a hint of weakness in Vilas's voice. As the true first female owner of the family, her personality was too gentle and kind (when not angry). When encountering this situation, she immediately panicked.
"Three words, wait and see what happens."
I said calmly, two rays of light flashed across my eyes, showing the confidence, ambition and ambition that everything was under control.
"I think it's better to step forward and stop it now..."
"It's not a good idea to peek in the dark..."
While my eyes were deep and I was trying to exude the aura of a strong man who possesses pearls of wisdom, the other girls were whispering to the side and the discussion was going on, seemingly not hearing what I just said.
"At least believe me, you people!!"
I want to cry but have no tears. When did our prestige as the head of the family become so low? Vilas, aren't you the most considerate of your family and me? Sarah, don’t you like your big brother the most?
"Because Brother Wu is clearly waiting for the good show."
Linya made a sharp comment, and naughtily tapped my forehead a few times with her little hand.
"Nonsense, I'm not that kind of person. I just think it's better to deal with some things openly. Blindly blocking things will only cause greater misunderstandings."
I hummed softly and turned my eyes away, unable to face the countless righteous glances that fell on me.
"Shh, it seems like it's started."
Feeling that the originally stalemate atmosphere suddenly started to violently move, I hurriedly hissed, and several pairs of eyes stared at the two confronting each other at the entrance to the bathroom.
Unlike Aleus and Jasmine, the authors can completely coexist and even have a mutually beneficial relationship. The two broke up just because they were going in opposite directions, just like angels and demons. Although they are both the same kind created by God, they are The relationship is like that of brothers, but due to differences in ideas, they have become irreconcilable.
There is probably no mutually beneficial relationship between Jelika and Jasmine. As for why...yes, why is this? In fact, it is not uncommon in the Dark Continent to have several bodyguards around a master. The saying that a person can only have one bodyguard is just a sarcastic statement.
why? Why am I so sure that it's impossible for these two idiots to get along?
Suddenly, I too.
At this moment, Jelika made a move first. She grabbed into the inventory, as if she wanted to take out something heavy.
Wouldn't you have thought of the Sword of Saga... Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pronounce it wrong, it was the Sword of Saga.
I really look forward to the moment when my sister Carlùjie takes out the Galleon Sledgehammer.
The topic has changed. This dirty joke must not be trying to threaten Princess Sanwu with the Sword of the Rising Sun.
Although I think it's unlikely, it's too random, so I'm not sure.
There was only a roar, and as Jelùka took out something from the inventory, a huge and terrifying black shadow, exuding strong coercion, stood between the two people.
It is indeed her signature weapon, ahhh... ah, no.
As our wooden benches stared blankly, Jelika took out a large pile of books, forming a small mountain on the ground.
"teacher!!"
Jelika's gorgeous purple eyes were shining with excitement. Jelika held her little jasmine tightly with her two small hands. The scene that appeared in our eyes was like a unique meeting held at the entrance of the bathroom. lùka plays the role of a fanatical fan
With a pop, several of us slid to the ground.
What kind of divine expansion is this...
But then, I thought about it and suddenly realized that Jelika's behavior was natural.
Forgot? Wu Jie is a fan of the Beast Duke series. It is said that in addition to collecting several exquisite editions, limited editions, collector's editions, deluxe editions, limited editions for the first time, special editions, voice editions, silver editions, gold editions, diamond star editions, and nebula chain editions. In addition to waiting, I also need to buy thirty copies of each series, ten copies to carry with me to watch and complain about, ten copies to keep at home, and ten copies to borrow.
All in all, in the bag of gems earned by Princess Sanwu, Huang Duanzi made a huge contribution, and the previous collectors were simply weak.
"Um."
Under Jelika's excited gaze, she nodded silently, and Jasmine pushed her nose gently, her bright yellow eyes flashing with a sharp look, like a great writer's arrogance.
"Teacher, please sign."
Jelika pointed at the pile of Duke Beast series in front of her, and kept shaking Jasmine's hand, her excitement overflowing.
Facing her fans, Jasmine didn't waste her time. She took out a quill from somewhere and signed one by one at a very fast speed.
What a speechless book-mí meeting.
"Ahaha...Jelika seems to be...very talented."
I don’t need to look to know how subtle the expression on Vilas’s face was when she was watching this scene and saying these words.
Vilas and the others also now know that what Jasmine usually writes on the table is a series of heavy-flavored books called The Duke of Beasts.
You are so kind, Vilas, please just call her Star Monster.
Jasmine moved very quickly, and in less than a moment, she had signed all the piles of Duke Beast series.
Jelika was very serious and put the signed books back into the inventory one after another. Judging from her careful movements, you knew that these books would definitely be included in the ultimate collector's edition in the future.
Until the last book was put in, the atmosphere between the two relaxed.
Is this the end? Seeing this, everyone let out a long sigh and were about to retract their gazes and return to the hall to sit upright and wait for the two of them to come out.
However, our thoughts were too naive. In the next second, a strong atmosphere of confrontation broke out between the two, like a dragon crouching and a tiger squatting. This time, it was the real smell of fire.
Returning books is a battle between one thing and another, right?
At this time, I should praise them both, should I be fair and clear?
"Interesting, do you plan to compete with me in this position?" Jie Lù couldn't help but smile confidently.
"I know that you are the princess of the former Western Kingdom, so you should be familiar with this job, but knowing it is one thing, and whether you can do it well is another."
It turns out that this is the case, Jelika planned to use this as a breakthrough.
Indeed, although she is very knowledgeable about etiquette, Jasmine is a princess after all, and she is not just a person who has done enough work on etiquette. In other aspects, she can only be considered barely qualified.
At least her attitude towards me, my master, is that of a princess.
Huang Duanzi uses the "Ben Point Card" to attack, and Princess Sanwu's health drops by 200.
"I have been trained with this goal in mind since I was a kid. I have been with Grand Elder Yalandan and Her Majesty the Queen for many years."
"Huang Duanzi's additional soul card" attacks, and Princess Sanwu's health drops by 500.
It was Princess Sanwu's turn to play the card, and Princess Sanwu silently put down several ambush cards, ending the battle this round.
Oh oh oh, iǎ Jasmine, don’t lose! Don't be fooled by that nonsense information! She will never do more than you do in front of me. Both of you are the same! !
While cheering for Jasmine in my heart, my face couldn't help but become moist. Why? This feeling of sadness suddenly surged from my heart. Why did I never enjoy the treatment of my master even though I had two personal companions?
"Have you nothing to say? It seems that you have somewhat understood what your duty is."
Faced with Princess Sanwu's silence, Jelika showed no carelessness and showed her calm and solid tactics as a knight, getting closer step by step.
"In addition to serving the master dutifully, if you want to be a perfect person, you must also have a certain strength to protect the master's body and mind."
Huang Duanzi launched the "Skill Card" attack, and Princess Sanwu's health dropped by 300, leaving only half.
At this moment, Princess Sanwu, who had been in a passive situation, finally took action. She raised her head, and a sharp flash flashed through her bright yellow eyes.
At the same time, one of the ambush cards thrown in the previous round was lifted up. When Huang Duanzi activated the skill card, the bright light on the card that people could not look directly at seemed to say, just waiting for you to make this move. card.
"You just said... guard the master's body and mind, right?"
Jasmine's clear and emotionless bullying voice sounded, and her cold eyes exuded a huge momentum.
"That's right."
Her purple eyes narrowed slightly, and Jelika seemed to be prepared and answered without any panic.
Either way, it's terrible.
As onlookers, we are like a few rising warriors who have come to the sky duel field in the battle city, and we don't dare to take a breath.
"Indeed, in terms of strength, I am not strong enough to protect the master's [body], but the essence of protecting the master's [heart] is to make the master happy. I can do it, what about you?"
Against the backdrop of those cartoon-like clear and bright yellow eyes, Princess Sanwu's slender fingers were like a pianist's. With a strong finger, the bright light on the opened ambush card suddenly dispersed, revealing three golden figures. Big letters.
Will be warm
With a pop, the rest of us slid to the ground again.
When Huang Duanzi activates the "skill card", Princess Sanwu's trap card "will be triggered, causing 1.5 times the damage to the enemy, and also has a silence effect." Huang Duanzi's health points dropped by 450.
Oh oh oh, Jelùka was hit and died.
Seeing the silent Jelika, I couldn't help but exclaim in my heart. Little Jasmine's move was a mistake, which made Jelika, who didn't want to expose her close relationship with me, hesitate.
"It's really superficial. To make the master happy, do we have to use this kind of relationship?" Jelika said calmly after taking a deep breath.
"It is indeed true, but it cannot be denied that for men, this is the most direct and simple way. That's right. If you can't even do this kind of thing, how can you protect your master's heart? .”
During the intermission, the protagonists entered nonsense... oh, no, it was dialogue mode. Princess Sanwu gave a strong refutation of the pornographic jokes.
"Woo~~~"
Jelùka let out an imperceptible cry.
"It's easy to do this kind of thing." Soon, Jelika regained her composure.
"Indeed, it's very simple."
That face, as delicate and beautiful as a doll, but without any emotion, seemed to flash a sneer.
At this moment, Princess Sanwu opened another card, and the light flashing from the card seemed to surround the opposite Jelù card and melt it inside.
"But how to take simple things to the extreme and give the master the greatest pleasure is the real skill in the exam."
The brilliance on the card flashed away, and the content inside was...
Beep beep beep beep————!
Princess Sanwu launched the [Beep Beep Beep Beep Card] attack, and Huang Duanzi's health dropped by 200.
"As expected of the author of Duke of Beasts, I'm afraid this position is just meaningless to you..."
As if she had been seriously injured, Jelika's delicate body shook several times, and she covered her iōng in pain, but her gorgeous purple eyes were burning with fighting spirit.
"But don't look at me as a reader. The so-called skill is better than the skill. It is only at this time that it is reflected. Look at my [beep beep beep] posture?!"
Huang Duanzi entered a feverish state and launched the [Beep Beep Beep Card] attack. The Sanwu Princess Talent Anti-The World's No. 1 Princess Card was activated, the damage was reduced by 90, and the health value was reduced by 10.
"Hmph, it's just a beginner level. I just need to use this [beep beep beep beep] position to win."
Princess Sanwu is blessed by the war drum skill, her attack speed is doubled, and she launches the [Beep Beep Beep Card] attack. The yellow joke talent resists the Won't-Knot Yellow Joker Card. The damage is reduced by 90 and the health value is reduced by 10.
"Then look at this [beep beep beep beep beep] position."
"Huh, naive, let me, the teacher, teach you one more thing, from the most complex to the simple [beep] postures..."
This is completely off topic! ! !
As early as I discovered that these two idiots had such signs, I covered Silis and Echo's ears and drove everyone away from this smoke-free battlefield of pornographic jokes to prevent them from being contaminated by these two. pure body and mind, and then squatted in a corner of the hall and secretly wept.
It's really strange, don't you think? Why are the two people fighting to the death over how to protect their master's body and mind, but I, the master, can't feel the warmth of being protected physically and mentally, and feel so cold in my heart?
After a while, the battle seemed to be over, and Jelika was arranged to stay in a guest room by Veras.
At this time, I saw the ghost-like figure of Princess Sanwu passing by quickly.
Where to escape! !
I shouted loudly, pulled the idiot princess back, and without saying a word, pinched her soft face.
Sure enough, he was selling pornographic jokes at the entrance to the bathroom at home, and there were other things in the extra chapter, such as cationic cannons.
Thinking about it this way, it seems that there are too many accounts to settle with this Sanwu Princess.
Princess Sanwu, who knew she was in the wrong, kept wailing, hoping for a savior to come. However, how could I let her escape so easily when I was well prepared, so I immediately held her waist and placed her on the big uǐ, with her butt high. Arched high, the big palms fell like raindrops.
This time I used a little more force. After the beating, the little princess's eyes had blinked desperately. If tears could have fallen out, they would have fallen out long ago.
To be honest, I really want to see Princess Sanwu wearing a pear in the rain.
"Do you know how powerful I am, Master?"
Holding Na's head, I said seriously yet softly.
Nod nod.
After being spanked, the little princess behaved like a cat.
"Very good, I also said that I won't hinder your writing, but... ahem, can't you write the beast Duke a little better? He is a beast on the surface, but he is gentle at heart, at least like this Regardless of the setting, ahem, of course, I will never admit that it is my prototype, you know?"
Nod nod.
"Also, let me stop the fight with Jelika. If Vilas and the others hear what I said just now, I don't need to tell you the consequences."
As if simulating a scene in her mind after Vilas heard those words, Princess Sanwu couldn't help but shudder and nodded desperately.
Those serious conversations that completely exceed Willas's shyness will most likely lead Willas directly into the state of a violent housewife. The consequences are... Princess Sanwu and Jelika will be lectured to each other while sitting upright. All day long, even a lawless being like Princess Sanwu had to fear the punishment of cowering.
"very good."
Seeing that Princess Sanwu was extraordinarily sensible, I couldn't help stroking her head more gently. Seeing that there was no one else around, the little princess also murmured to her master and kissed her coquettishly.
Little Jasmine, who lacks parental care, seems to have a soft spot for my discipline, and most of the time Ren seems to be doing it just for this.
Therefore, every time after being disciplined, she will stay calm for a while, as if her body has been replenished with energy. Should I also classify this strange attribute into the M attribute?
"Master, do you want to try all the positions you just mentioned?"
At the end of the day, the passionate little princess breathed a hot breath, and used her delicate and fragrant tongue to pass through her cheeks one by one, leaving behind strips of wet and exuding breath. Finally, she put it to her ear and said softly like this One sentence...
It’s the last day of the double monthly pass. Please try to double it if you have any extra monthly passes. Thank you in advance, iǎqi. By the way, this time of seven-day double monthly pass, you are indeed more powerful. At least you are not as weak as before. , dropped out of the top 100, ha~~~~~A
