Chapter 1,174 The flinching of dirty jokes
After tearing the pornographic book into pieces again, the pornographic storyteller calmly took out another one, ready to be ready at any time.
Although I have complained about it before, but...how many books does she carry with her? !
I was gasping for air. It was strange. Even though I was not fighting the enemy, the heaviness in my lungs felt like I was coming back after circling the first world and killing the Fallen Alliance. Where did this feeling of exhaustion come from? of?
Every day
I woke up suddenly and quickly covered the bottle tightly, which had finally been moistened by the rain and exuded a trace of vitality.
Now is not the time to worry about feeling tired. When you are with this dirty guy, you should always be on guard against losing money. I plan to save some money and save it for God’s birthday before selling it... Wait, having said that, this is not Is it weird? Why do I think God’s birthday has to be celebrated with a festival?
Ahem, in short, now is definitely not the time for the Spendthrift Festival. I didn’t sell it just now. Looking back on the conversation just now, I breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that I didn’t sell it.
"Your Highness, your things fell all over the floor." Jelùka suddenly pointed to the ground with a slightly surprised expression.
"Oh oh oh oh oh don't let my knot fall off!!!!!!"
With tears streaming down my face, I let out a sad cry from my soul. I held my arms up to the sky and screamed, then fell to my knees. My hands kept gathering something invisible but very important on the dirty soil.
Huh?
"Didn't drop it! Didn't drop it!!!"
After peeling away a layer of soil, I realized what I was doing, stood up angrily, and rubbed my mud-covered arms towards Jelika.
"His Royal Highness must have misunderstood something, I mean His Highness's foam fell all over the floor."
This person with purple hair and purple eyes was like a dancing purple butterfly, constantly dodging my pursuit. At this time, I finally remembered that this guy was actually one of the twin knights among the twelve knights, the Knight of the Rising Sun. Her strength has reached an advanced level in the pseudo-realm. If she doesn't transform into a moon wolf or a hell fighting bear, there's really nothing she can do to her.
However, what shocked me more was not his strength, but his saving grace. To what extent did he have to save it before he could keep squandering it in front of me like now?
Oh, I know, this idiot has always played the role of an excellent and upright knight in front of others. He must have taken the opportunity to save up money at this time to be able to sell it in front of me with ease. In contrast, although I have always been Accumulate, but usually sell while accumulating...
For example, one person saves money desperately, once a month, or even once a year, and squanders the money he has saved, so that he can naturally buy expensive and large quantities of things, while the other person spends it while saving. , I don’t know how many poor piggy banks I have to smash, and in the end there is not much money left at the end of the year.
What a terrible plan! I was deceived by this guy! !
I had no intention of paying a price for my usual lifestyle, so I was very shocked.
No, now that my moral integrity is far inferior to hers, I can no longer let her lead me away. I have to use my strengths to avoid weaknesses and make up for it.
"Speaking of which, you came here pretending to be Kalijie again this time. Does Kalijie know?"
"If you calculate the time, she should know it soon." Jelùka seemed to have made an estimate in her mind and nodded to confirm.
"What does this mean?" I had an ominous premonition.
"She will know when she wakes up." This dirty joke seemed to answer naturally.
"Wake up? What on earth did you do to her?!"
Please cherish and love your sister, Dan! Of course, being like White Wolf is a bit too...
"It doesn't matter, I just tied her up and stuffed her into the closet."
"It's okay, your sister!!"
I have already imagined the pitiful appearance of being tied up, gagged, and struggling in a dark closet.
This idiot is completely unqualified as a sister.
No...that's not right.
"If I remember correctly, Kalijie's strength should be the second among the twelve knights, a domain-level master. Could you please explain to Lord Jelika how you tied her up?"
I suddenly remembered the personal information of these two pairs of sisters. Jelika's strength was only at the pseudo-domain level, and there was a huge gap between her and her sister. If I tried to tie my sister up using normal methods, I might get myself involved instead. Bar.
"Simple and simple."
As if there were tens of thousands of ways to deal with her sister, Jelika gently shook her food and pointed at Yu Yu's smile.
"Just put a little wine in her food."
I:"……"
Okay, I finally understand that these two sisters have abstaining from alcohol. Even if they are better than Sister Sharna, they are not much better.
When Kalijie woke up, Kalijie had already accompanied Artoria to the camp. Therefore, although Kalijie was angry, she could only complete her duties in place of her unscrupulous sister. This was a dirty joke. The abacus is really loud, but...
"Just wait until you get back and be lectured and spanked by Kaljie."
I laughed a few times with gloating. The last time, this idiot also pretended to be my sister and followed me. However, he was discovered and rushed over. Calgiti went into the tent and lectured me hard about the whole day. But I still The memory is still fresh.
To put it simply, although Kaljie is the older sister, Kaljie plays the role of a parent. This is the relationship between the two sisters.
"No problem, I've already left a message for her."
Jelika is very calm and collected. The long skirt fluttering in the wind sets off her quiet indifference and dignified and beautiful face, just like a majestic knight with pearls of wisdom in hand.
"His Royal Highness wanted to communicate with me, so he forced me to do so and left a message like this."
“It’s not that there’s no problem at all, it’s very problematic!!!”
"Don't worry, Kalijie won't blame me."
"It's strange that I feel relieved, I will be chopped into pieces by Kalijie!!"
"Don't worry, those words in the middle are lies."
"That's okay... what the hell! It's a little better, but it still doesn't sound like I kidnapped you?!"
"If you are the Duke of Beasts, show your grace and bear such a trivial charge."
"I'm not a beast and I don't want to bear charges that don't belong to me!!"
"It's too much... You have obviously vented the bestiality of a thousand bottles of contraception on me... but you are not even willing to take responsibility for this little thing for me..." Jelika bit her handkerchief movingly and made a special expression for acting.
"Is it contraception again?! Have you finally come around to your old profession? It's weird to use contraception to describe it, no matter how you think about it!!"
"Young man, don't you want a bottle? There is a big discount right now, buy two and get one free."
"Don't act like a mysterious businessman, I won't buy such expired stuff!!"
"Although it is an expired product, it is surprisingly useful. Look, this is a very popular message from the guests."
With that said, Jelùka handed me a thick book.
There is such a thing? !
I was shocked and took a look.
"The Duke of Beasts Extra Chapter 9 - The Blood-Stained Spear of the Conquest of the Continent"
I:"……"
"This enthusiastic customer not only left a message, but also wrote down the effects after eating it in detail. Please take a look, Your Highness."
Jelika on the side opened a certain page in the book for me like a dog-headed strategist, pointed at it and said.
Looking along her slender fingers, I saw the following paragraph.
Duke of Beasts: "Jiejie, Jiejie, how about it? My dear Queen, you are so high above me, you never thought that one day you would become like this.
His Majesty the Queen: "No, please spare us, I am willing to hand over the entire kingdom!"
Duke of Beasts: "Jiejie, Jiejie, it's too late to tell now, my big ax is already hungry and thirsty!!"
"No!" His Majesty the Queen let out a cry of despair. Two lines of clear tears were left on her noble and beautiful face. She grabbed the clothes that had been torn on her body and could only barely cover her important parts. She seemed to be biting her tenderly. What was decided was that the eleven-year-old daughter with an innocent face, the sixteen-year-old second daughter who was delicate and beautiful, and the twenty-two-year-old charming eldest daughter were closely guarded behind her.
"You can... treat me however you want, at least... at least spare these three daughters of mine!!"
Duke of Beasts: "It's too late! Today, I, the Duke, will let you all try my terrifying [Cation Cannon]!!"
As he spoke, endless white light suddenly erupted from the crotch of the beastly Duke who was laughing maniacally...
I:"……"
Before I knew it, I was kneeling on the ground in the Z position, my face was wet and cold.
Jasmine, if I don’t spank your butt flat, I won’t call you the Butt Prince! !
"How about it, Your Highness, as long as you can continue to take this product, sooner or later, you will be able to take off your pantyhose in front of His Majesty the Queen, with your crotch shining white, and shout "Oh hahahahaha, let you see the prince's Cation Cannon] Like this.”
"Then what?"
I turned my head with a gray face and looked at her blankly.
"Then the sword of victory of Her Majesty the Queen also burst out with white light, reflecting the brilliance of Her Majesty the Prince..." Jelika replied without any hesitation as if she had already considered this possibility.
The result was—he was blasted into a meteor by the Sword of Victory, right?
I glared at Jelika weakly, and I stood up unsteadily. Why, even though I had tightly covered the outlet of the bottle and didn't do anything to sell it, why did I still feel that the bottle was losing rapidly?
"Does nǎinǎi Yalanlan know about your bad behavior?"
Horrified by this silent loss, I quickly changed the subject.
"Know."
"What did she say?"
"Hehehe, it doesn't matter, go ahead and go ahead." Jelika said after learning Yalandlan's eloquence.
As expected of a teacher-student relationship, this tone and approach are exactly the same as Akara's.
No, maybe Yalandlan already knows about my relationship with Jelùka. After all, she is the teacher of the old fox Akara, so she must be more terrifying after all.
I held my head and screamed.
"Anyway, let's go back first, don't waste time here."
Seeing that the night wind seemed to be getting colder, and thinking that Vilas and the others might still be at home waiting for me to go back, I gave up.
Normally, this idiot would have calmed down and followed me back obediently. But now, her steps seemed a little hesitant, spinning in circles.
"what happened again?"
Sensing Jelika's hesitation and uneasiness, I turned back and looked at her curiously.
"Even a fool should have the wisdom of a fool. Is His Highness the Prince of fools who is worse than a fool really so stupid that he doesn't even have the IQ of a fool who is not as good as a fool?"
Ah, it seems that he was scolded badly, but it was too tongue-twisting. As the emperor of mathematics, I only noticed that Jelika used seven idiots in one breath, but ignored the curse content in it, and did not get angry in a subtle way.
Of course, it was also because I really noticed the uneasiness hidden under Jelika's calm and indifferent pretty face, which was not her usual performance mode.
"What exactly do you want to say?"
"In other words, how should you introduce me when you return?"
Biting her mouth, Jelika did not beat around the bush this time and directly poured out her inner uneasiness.
"Introduction? This is not easy."
"That's right. After you go back, just put your arm around my shoulders and announce to everyone, 'Ah hahaha, let me introduce to you, this is the Bijelka I met in the Elf Tribe.' Like this, you are truly worthy of being a beast. Dukely style.”
I:"……"
Why do I have to show up with such a bold and over-the-top abnormal behavior? I will be slapped with a big pie face by Willas' pan.
"I understand, you are worried about whether I will tell them about the relationship between the two of us when we go back, right?"
Although many words and deeds of this idiot Lao Majie were difficult to understand, I at least understood what she meant by these words.
Jelùka nodded wordlessly.
"You can tell me, I don't want to hide it from Vilas and the others." I had already considered this situation and answered without hesitation.
Jelùka: "..."
"Why are you looking like the end of the world?"
"Your Highness, won't you think about it again?"
Jelika, who hid the panic on her face and regained her composure, stared at me.
"I'm not going to think about it." I looked at Jelika with interest.
"Humph, that's really superficial."
"I don't want to be said that by someone who is proud of selling festivals."
"The so-called...the first thing that comes to mind is, does His Highness, the Duke of Beasts, really not know?"
"I don't know, I'm really sorry."
"Infidelity." Jelika spat out these two words indifferently.
"ha?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, master, only cheating is the way to go in the relationship between you and me!"
Jelika pointed indifferently in the direction of the setting sun, and declared solemnly, as if a picture of stormy waves crashing on the shore rose behind her delicate figure.
"Please remember to apologize to the righteous Lord in the world later." A
