Chapter 1168: Mars hits the earth - Princess Sanwu v Aleus
Speaking of which, the mission that Akara taught me to appease the people has now been completed.
Although there are no system prompts and no experience and money rewards, as long as you see the peaceful and pious smiles of everyone on the street, if there are still people who think that these guys are lambs on the road waiting for them to save, then I personally think that they should be saved. , it’s his brain.
Thinking about this, I suddenly felt confused.
Now, what to do?
If you go to the new district and run around for Linya and Lena, you can see the beautiful figures of your precious wife and sister working hard.
Go to Sarah and practice swordsmanship with her. In the meantime, you can mōmō her iǎ hands, and enjoy her angelic smile that makes your whole body tingle, and her sweet call of "Big Brother".
Or go to Veras and go to the West End Market with her to buy groceries, fabrics, etc., and then be surrounded by a lot of aunts and uncles praising how loving the couple is, how happy they are, and then...and then being surrounded by the original Vilas, who was extremely shy because of what happened yesterday, flew out of the camp with a frying pan.
I always feel that this branch line seems to be a gentle, peaceful and happy gd, but in fact there is hidden murderous intent. It cannot be said to be bd, but e is not necessarily good, so let's let Vilas' brain cool down.
Then, there is the guy who accompanies Princess Sanwu to write together and give her some advice on the Beast Duke series. Based on what we have learned from the explosion of network information in the original world, I think we can still be of some help. busy.
On the basis of already knowing that the protagonist of the Beast Duke series of Princess Sanwu, Beast Duke, is based on himself, doing this kind of thing is like teaching others how to grasp the best angle. It's like opening a hole in your own bottle.
As for the fox... forget it, she was patrolling in the new area, walking with this beautiful and fragrant fox. Even if she was used to the envious, jealous and hateful looks of many red, purple and black people in the camp, she still would I felt a lot of pressure.
Maybe someone will jump out in the middle and complain bitterly about my crime of opening a harem, and perform a trick like a hero saving a beauty. I am attracting troublesome physique, which is not hidden. There is a halo of ridicule under my feet.
Oh, there are also the two small teams of the leader and the colonel. It is rare for them to come back. They met two days ago, but they were unable to reveal their identities. Now, should we get together with them and see if we haven't seen them for a while? What new flavors have these two guys invented? Will the duel between the eternal Big Universe Galaxy Burger and the Golden Section fried chicken continue?
Speaking of which, is Arius still playing the role of observing the seminar on the road? God’s birthday is in a few days. Wouldn’t it be better to discuss with her the repertoire that will be played then?
Thinking of this, I already have an idea in my mind.
I:"……"
Having said that, I have been a little concerned since just now. There always seems to be some unexplained gaze staring at me from behind. Is it my imagination?
It's not that I feel good about myself, but that look is so naked. It doesn't look like it passes by me occasionally, and it doesn't even mean to cover up. It's not so much that it has no technical content. Inside, it would be more appropriate to say arrogant.
Who is it? The aura is so hidden that it is difficult to detect, and at the same time it has an extremely arrogant attitude. This contradictory combination of the two...
My eyebrows were tangled together, and figures flashed through my mind, and finally they settled on one person.
The aura is hidden, perhaps because of the extremely weak sense of presence, and at the same time he is very arrogant. If you assume this, the figure that comes to mind...except for my personal body, I really can't find anyone else in this world.
After confirming the other party's identity, I turned a corner and entered the alley.
As expected, the eyes from behind also followed.
Speed up the pace, turn the corner, and brake hard! !
After completing a series of actions, I calmly turned around with a smile waiting for someone to do something.
As expected, less than two seconds later, a speeding up white figure turned the corner and bumped straight into me, who was standing at the corner. It hit me with a loud bang.
I reached out and hugged the delicate figure that flew backwards. I showed a half-smiling expression and looked at the expressionless Princess Sanwu, but her mouth was slightly open, and I could see a bit of surprise in it.
Jasmine, your master, I just caught a little mouse that was following it, what do you think we should do with it? "
"One hundred meters ahead, turn left in a straight line and cross three major roads for 12.68 kilometers and go west for 5.6 kilometers. You will see a river when you bypass three woods."
The face, as beautiful and indifferent as a doll, spit out a series of dizzying numbers crisply and coldly, like a machine without emotion.
"Then what?" I was a little confused.
"Tie a stone weighing more than ten kilograms to your head, then tie your hands and feet behind your back, and jump down in one breath."
I:"……"
Why did I commit suicide by drowning myself in a river even though I had caught someone else's crime? Could it be that I had violated state secrets again? !
"I can't fight with you in a quarrel, so let's get down to business and ask, why do you follow me?"
"The research project is about observing and inferring the behavioral activities of male abnormal molecular life forms to obtain the theoretical characteristics of their physiological structure, behavioral thoughts, as well as the impact on the natural world and the significance of existence, as well as the degree of abnormality of social and interpersonal values, etc. The research project is referred to as "Abnormal Master" research topic."
"You can really talk for so long in one breath."
Putting aside all the complaints, I expressed surprise at the lung capacity of this little princess. Even if you are an adventurer, it would be a bit difficult to finish this sentence fluently in one breath with an emotionless and indifferent tone. Is this called If it doesn't make a sound, it will be a blockbuster?
Then……
"Have you shortened the abbreviation of this subject too much and gone completely off track? It's better that the abbreviation is the key point. Those words in front of you are all nonsense. You are such a little princess and you just want to beat around the bush and call me a perverted master. That’s it, that’s right, egg!!”
After looking at each other with those bright yellow eyes for a long time, the owner of the eyes slowly spoke and said a word.
"The topics and everything are just a joke. Master, don't take it seriously."
"Just because I know your expression and your character, you are going to tinker with those weird research topics, and it doesn't look like you are joking at all!!" I angrily raised the tea table.
"There is no such thing. No matter how perverted the master is, I will give him full respect for his actions."
"If this is called respect, then wouldn't the invasion of the Hell Clan be about maintaining world peace?!" I felt that my voice was almost hoarse. Was it because today's complaints were too heavy?
"I didn't expect... with my master's IQ, I could actually figure it out!" Princess Sanwu said [shocked] with a Sanwu expression.
"The result is really like this. I'm really sorry. Lord Three Demon Gods, I have misunderstood you all the time. It turns out that Fifth Master and Nǎinǎi Akara are the murderers behind the attempt to destroy the peace of mankind!!"
After overturning ninety-nine spiritual tea tables in a row, I stared at Princess Sanwu with a [ferocious] look on my face.
"Jiejie, Jiejie, you little princess knows too much."
Then, before the little princess woke up and ran away, he grabbed her soft bun hat, ravaged it for a while, then pinched her face, and greeted the little ghost again before it came out. The Thousand Buddhas are pinched by hand.
After all my efforts, the little princess could only let out a whimpering sound.
After a while, I gently held Princess Sanwu in my arms, leaned against her ear, and spoke softly.
"Thank you, iǎMoli."
The delicate body in his arms trembled, and a stuttering and clumsy retort came out: "Sure... you are indeed an idiot master. He keeps saying thank you on his lips. Even if he is bitten by a cat or a dog, he still wants to say thank you... Idiot Owner!"
"You followed me secretly because you were worried about me, right?"
Ignoring Jasmine's fierce rebuttal, I helped her adjust the hat she had just worn, then held her tighter in my arms, rubbing her gently.
how to say? The feelings between me and little Jasmine, the master, father and daughter, husband and wife, all seem to be merged into it, turning into a tangled and intense web of rich and deep feelings that cannot be untied and do not need to be untied.
"Because... the master is a fool and always makes people worried..."
This time, she didn't speak harshly. She put her forehead against her iōng and kept hitting it, with a hint of ambiguity in her voice.
Lifting Jasmine's face, she saw her bright yellow indifferent eyes, which were constantly trembling, like a helpless child who didn't know what to do next, how to express her deep feelings. , let it out.
This expression of wanting to cry but not knowing how to cry is even more heartbreaking.
"Be good, Jasmine, don't cry. Aren't I fine now?"
I quickly coaxed and comforted, and kept kissing those beautiful trembling eyes, the pale cherry blossoms
"Idiot master... Idiot master..."
As a result, this huge feeling was finally vented through other means and turned into more than ten princess kicks...
"Well……"
Maybe in the future, my title as Wu Fan, the Lone Ranger, will become Wu Fan, the Lone Ranger.
"shop!"
Suddenly, the little princess raised her head, held my cuffs, and stared at me with her big bright yellow eyes.
Um?
"shop!!"
He has returned to his previous concise and concise style, but his attitude has become more tough and arrogant, as if he is trying to hide something.
Looking into her eyes, I understood that she wanted me to go shopping with her, right?
But, just because I knew this, I was even more stunned.
Although my love for little Jasmine is not inferior to that of Vilas and the others, she has always fulfilled her duty in this regard and has never competed with Vilas and the others for my time. More often than not, she has done her best in this regard. , sitting quietly in a corner drinking tea alone, or writing something (now I know what she is writing), only when she sees the right moment, in the gap between other girls, will she talk to me Say a few words.
This is definitely not because Jasmine is cool and doesn't like liveliness. I've said before that she is actually a child with richer emotions than normal people, but she just can't express them through her facial expressions. Likewise, her personality, look at it It sounds like she likes to be alone, but in fact, this little princess is very afraid of loneliness, much more than normal people.
Even so, in terms of time, she never made more demands on me, never asked me to accompany her, but gave more time to other girls, swallowing her loneliness alone.
Those behaviors such as going out to conduct research projects are very weird in the eyes of others, but in fact they are not weird at all. This is the gentleness of Xiao Jasmine.
Now, Jasmine finally took the initiative to make such a request to me. How could I not be surprised or overjoyed?
"No problem, no problem. As long as little Jasmine wants to, we can go shopping anywhere and for as long as we want."
I immediately grabbed the delicate little hand hidden in the wide cuff and held it tightly. Even if I wanted to regret it now, it was too late.
"abnormal."
After saying these two words coldly, little Jasmine pressed her body tightly against me and simply hugged my arm.
Oh, now that you’ve decided to act like a spoiled brat, you might as well do it thoroughly, right? As expected of him, he has a high IQ and knows how to maximize profits.
I tightened the little hands in my palms, and I secretly decided that even if I risk my life today, I still want to make little Jasmine smile happily.
Unfortunately, things didn't work out as we wanted. Before the two of us had gone very far, a dainty black figure ran towards us from a distance. His movements gave people the impression that they were like rabbits that had just escaped from the nest. , with a timid lightness.
When this figure passed me by, I didn't even think about it. Almost instinctively, I took out the paper roll from the inventory, took a breath, and then hit the shadow hard on the head. Go down, the whole movement is smooth and smooth, done in one go.
With a crisp snapping sound, the black shadow rushed forward more than ten meters, then immediately squatted down with its head in its hands, its whole body trembling and trembling like a frightened baby hamster, and it whined and screamed. He kept muttering:
"Uuuuuuuuu, Aleus...forgot...forgot...forgot..."
"Well……"
At the same time, I also groaned regretfully
This damn instinctive action, why should I provoke this idiot and rotten woman now?
I looked back at Alius, who was cowering on the ground and moaning like an animal, and looked at the little jasmine he was holding in his hand, with a hint of indifference and space in his bright yellow eyes. My whole body couldn't bear it. trembled.
Perhaps, his unintentional actions have opened a Pandora's box of taboos...
Second update, it’s already past four in the morning. Sure enough, you can’t make promises casually, hahahaha...A
