If I knew what Vilas was thinking right now, I would probably squirt blood for ten seconds.
Even if I am doing hard work for Akara, it is better than being pestered by those naughty children. Do you think I really care about those candies and biscuits? You really think that I am a street performer... Oh, I am a puppet bear performing arts. ?
But, ahem, if it was Vilas who gave birth to a child for him, it would be completely different. How could his precious daughter compare with those naughty children?
Of course, Wu Ren also enjoyed the process of making children with Vilas.
Having said that, I think some people will definitely complain about why it must be a girl. Huh, the guy who doesn't even believe in this druid's sixth sense should just be licked to death by ten thousand donkeys. Even if we take a hundred million steps back, even if If it's a boy, just throw him into the deep mountains and old forests to train with bears and tigers. Isn't there often such plots in anime?
So, without knowing what Vilas was thinking, I continued to choose to hide.
As a domain-level master and Rogge’s number one wife-loving party, I said that I have discovered Vilas a long time ago, but...
My lovely and shy wife, if you are not your husband, I would not come out to see you. Now we are performing a very difficult task, and we must have the consciousness of not entering the house three times.
only……
I moved my butt uneasily.
Is it my imagination? It always felt like Willas's gaze penetrated the bushes and landed directly on her buttocks.
Did you find me? Impossible, such a perfect disguise.
Oh, by the way, it must be because of the soul interlocking relationship that it sensed my existence.
Thinking of this, I was immediately relieved, but there was still something I didn't understand.
When she discovered it, she discovered it, why...why did she keep staring at her butt area? For me, who has an extremely keen sixth sense, this line of sight is like sunlight focused into a single point by a magnifying glass. It is so hot that I don't know when my butt will burn, making me extremely uneasy.
Could it be that like those naughty children, Vilas also particularly likes the tail of the Hell Fighting Bear? This is not a good thing. Although it is not as precious and intangible as the tail of a little fox, I believe that in this world, most of the guys with tails will not like me unless they have special interests. The tail was stared at with burning eyes.
Ahem——
I wiggled my butt, took off my disguise, and emerged from the bushes.
"Hey, sir, why don't you hide? You will be found immediately. Ah, could it be that I disturbed you?"
Seeing my appearance, Vilas seemed to be startled with a softer smile than usual. Her signature subconscious action of half-covering her pretty face made her gentle and beautiful temperament more conspicuous. Looking horizontally and vertically, , they are all perfect wives like Yamato Nadeshiko.
Shaking his head, it doesn't matter.
Speaking of which, what does "being found immediately" mean? Could it be that Vilas already knows about the mission I am currently performing and is afraid of being discovered by the Fallen Alliance?
So that’s it. Although I don’t know how Vilas knew it, I did receive this considerate message.
Thus, a perfect misunderstanding occurred.
"Speaking of which, adults are really cute in this form. No wonder those children like it."
With curiosity and eyes that gradually became brighter, Vilas looked up and down, left and right, she had only seen the form of the Hell Fighting Bear a few times, and all of them were during battles. As gentle as she was, she would never see it. She made such a willful request that her husband transform into a special shape so that she could take a good look at him, even if it was just a piece of cake for the other party.
Forget about those naughty kids, I've had enough trouble with them today.
After hearing what Vilas said, I immediately transformed into Godzilla, violently lifted the tea table in my heart, and then turned around and kicked the Empire State Building behind me to pieces, finally calming down this resentment.
"Then...that...big...sir, can...let me...let me touch it?"
Vilas stammered, looking at me with shy and timid moist eyes, as if she felt that such a request was already very willful.
Nod nod.
Isn't this a natural thing? Really, I am your husband. You can touch as much as you want. Of course, the other way around, um...
Willas's little hands touched them gently. These little hands, which she had often held for the past nine years. Their shape, size, and warmth were deeply imprinted in her soul, and even the texture on her palms was deeply imprinted in her soul. She brushed against the Hell Fighting Bear's fur. Just like treating clothes made of cream, be careful and gentle.
"Uh-huh~~~"
From that tempting little mouth, a sigh of satisfaction came out.
"It would be great if it could be made into clothes with such fine thickness and softness..."
hiss----
I was feeling a little comfortable being caressed by Willas's gentle hands, and I closed my eyes. When I heard these words, I felt like I was electrocuted. My hair stood on end, and the hairs all over my body exploded.
Woohoo, little Vilas, what do you want to do to my fur?
"Eh...Eh heh, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean that"
Seeing my frightened and pitiful look like a fat sheep in front of the butcher, Vilas came back to her senses, and the cute hair ornament on her chest suddenly swayed from side to side.
"Then... um, sir... can... can, can... can you let me hug you again?"
After clearing up the misunderstanding, Vilas lowered her head in shame and regret for her further willful demands and said.
Nod nod.
Speaking of which, what is this inexplicable feeling of sadness? You usually blush shyly when I hug you, so why did you offer to hug me now?
Looking at Willas holding herself with a satisfied look on her face, her cheeks sinking deeply into the downy hair, I still can't let go.
"Comfortable?"
A voice sounded softly in Willas's ears.
"Sir...it's so soft. If you can hold it to sleep...eh?"
After Veras reacted, she realized that with the voice in her ears, the feeling like holding a ball of warm and delicate silk disappeared completely, and was replaced by a strong chest that was already familiar to her bones and soul.
"I am jealous."
After canceling the transformation, I hugged Vilas in my arms. I lowered my head and murmured in her ear.
"Normally you don't want to be hugged by me, but now you are like that, but you take the initiative to hug her."
"Sir, really, how can you be jealous of yourself..."
Being held in her arms, feeling the sincerity and peace of mind coming from her chest, Vilas' pretty face flushed, and she said a little bit dumbfounded.
"Besides...besides...it's not that I'm not...unwilling...it's just that adults...adults always like to do that...in front of everyone...how can I be embarrassed...at least in a place where no one is...wuwu...at least In the room...in the room..."
The more she went on, the lower her voice became, and her pretty face turned redder. Even through a layer of clothes on her chest, she could feel that the temperature of this shy little wife's cheeks was rising.
So cute, such a shy and delicate Vilas is really cute, no, I am almost obsessed with her.
"Hmm, that means that in such a deserted place, you can..."
Exhaling the hot breath, I gently exhaled and teased on the white and red ears.
"Woo~~~"
Vilas, who was trapped in a cocoon, let out a mournful cry, and could only keep burying her face into the flat and strong chest like an ostrich.
"No, little Vilas is not good, she needs to be punished."
Gently holding Veras's chin, I forcefully raised her pretty face, which had become alluring and charming, and looked into the black eyes inlaid with black gemstones.
"Punishment...punishment or something...Sir..."
Willas's consciousness was filled with burning shyness, which made her a little fuzzy and confused.
"How about punishing you... by giving me a daughter?"
For such a delicate and charming wife, I naturally moved my index fingers and kissed her moist lips without ceremony.
It took more than ten minutes for Willas, whose lips showed a trace of redness and swelling, to turn her pretty face red, let out a mournful cry, and scurry away from the bushes like a rabbit.
Alas, Vilas, you forgot to take your food basket.
Looking at the slightly innocent-looking vegetable basket placed aside on the ground, I shook my head slightly.
Before I had time to do anything, I couldn't help but ran away shyly. My little Lulu, Linya can already be your teacher in this regard.
I'll just take the vegetable basket back with me later. I don't know what kind of looks the other girls will give when they see me coming back empty-handed and then seeing me carrying the vegetable basket. In this case, Willas will probably have to tease the girls again. In his eyes, I have been shy for several days.
Returning to the posture of the Hell Fighting Bear, I picked up the vegetable basket and was about to stuff it into the inventory, but suddenly an idea struck me.
If you carry the vegetable basket on your arm...this scene will give you a sense of childhood.
I really tried to "equip" the food basket and then froze for a few seconds.
Mother Bear walks on the dusk path home from shopping for groceries...
This is a scam
After complaining to myself, I turned around, got back into the bushes, and continued to monitor the substation in the open space thousands of meters away.
What makes me more depressed is that old man Farah appears in sight, seemingly devoted to his duties.
In this way, there will be no way to catch him.
My resentment towards old Farah is particularly deep now, ten times deeper than that of the old drunk who robbed me of my candies and cookies.
He and Mu Aodonggua, two old men, actually tried to transform themselves into women, which was really asking for their own death.
Therefore, the need to catch him was more urgent than anyone else. He was specially left for the last inspection just to give him enough time to get impatient and take the opportunity to be lazy.
Unexpectedly, hope has been dashed now.
As for why I used the term "seemingly" at the beginning, in fact, you only need to take a look at the scene there to know.
Old Man Farah actually set up a simple shed near the teleportation station, moved all the swingable experimental equipment at home, and started working on magic experiments in the wooden shed.
Moreover, a sign was erected outside the wooden shed.
Pedestrians are prohibited, please do not disturb. Loud noise may also cause an explosion. The injured will be self-inflicted. The elder will not be held responsible.
Most of these adventurers who came back from various regions have experienced it in Rogge Camp. Everyone knows the name of Explosive Magic La. Many adventurers, after leaving the camp for more than ten years, often When I am woken up by some noise at night, and after opening my eyes in a daze, I will instinctively mutter: That bomb devil is messing with something again to prevent people from sleeping.
Therefore, no one would doubt the words on the wooden sign. Originally, even if the old man was not disturbed, the experiment would most likely explode, so it was better to leave this dangerous place quickly.
In this way, the adventurers who come out of the teleportation array will change their expressions as soon as they take a look at the wooden sign, and then quickly leave with silent footsteps. God knows whether they will stay after being affected by a failed magic experiment. Any strange sequelae, such as suddenly having an extra leg, or suddenly losing a leg...
Of course, there are also some studious wizards who will stand in the distance and carefully observe Farah's experiments. Although he has a great reputation for repeated defeats, old man Farah's unparalleled understanding of magic can be used in experiments. Revealing one or two things will benefit these young wizards a lot.
Many people will wonder why this old man understands magic so well, but the experiment is still very likely to explode?
On the one hand, it's because of the deep-rooted nature of the explosive demon. If it doesn't explode for a day, Farah himself won't be able to sleep. Secondly... in the final analysis, it's because this old man always likes to do some strange and very unorthodox experiments.
After squatting for a while, I suddenly felt bored.
Although Old Man Farah started playing magic experiments without doing his job, it cannot be denied that he also calmed down the adventurers and did not even dare to amplify his voice. The order here was actually better than that of Seattle Cook and the old drunkard. The side ones are even better.
Ginger, as expected, is still spicy.
I sighed, patted my butt and got out of the bushes, looking around.
Very good, there is an inconspicuous stone at your feet.
Pick up the stones, aim in the direction of the transfer station, look left and right.
Aim at the target and launch
"very good"
Farah, who had completely entered the state of an experimental madman, had been concentrating for more than an hour without blinking. When staring at the small bottle of light yellow liquid that had just been completed in his hand, he finally narrowed his eyes, with an old face as wrinkled as tree bark. , slowly stretch.
"Just mix this bottle of potion with this bottle of potion, and you'll be successful."
Picking up an ancient yellowed animal skin scroll, Farah looked at the complicated magic formulas and patterns on it, nodded in confirmation, and then laughed.
This was the smoothest experiment ever.
As long as he completes this bottle of "hair growth formula handed down from the golden age of magic", within a month, his beard will be able to regain its former glory and piss that old boy Mu Aodonggua to death.
Recalling that Muradin often pretended to stroke his beard in front of her eyes, Farah gritted his teeth.
Now, as long as the last step is completed, it will be thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi.
With a pious expression, holding a bottle of potion in each hand, Farah swallowed hard, slowly tilted one of the potions to the other bottle, and just when the liquid inside was about to flow out, his The movement suddenly stopped again. After thinking for a moment, he leveled the two bottles again. This time, he tipped the other bottle towards the original bottle.
"Ding~~~"
The first drop of yellow liquid flowing out from the mouth of the bottle took on a pearl-like viscous form and slowly dripped from the neck of the bottle. At this moment, time seemed to slow down. Farah forgot everything about the outside world and stared at the scene. Dot a little of the liquid that falls down.
Just when the two liquids were about to come into contact, and Farah's eyes gradually revealed a smile, a subtle white light passed straight through the bottle.
"Huh?"
As if acting, his smile stiffened...
"Rumble————"
The next moment, there was a huge explosion in the open space in front of the Mages Guild. The violent air flow swept through the entire teleportation station, and many adventurers who had just come out of the teleportation array and had not had time to sigh that I, Hu Hansan, was back, were swept into the air.
With this huge explosion and the vigorous "publicity" of many adventurers who fell into disgrace, Farah once again re-established his reputation among many adventurers who had forgotten the name "Explosion Demon".
Just think of it as getting a little interest back.
Looking at the explosive mushroom cloud rising in the open space, I nodded with satisfaction, slung the vegetable basket on my shoulder, and with such a perfect disguise of being harmless to humans and animals, I quietly appeared among the chaotic and dull crowd. Sneak in and disappear in front of the Mages Guild.
"I said... Dear Wu, we are very grateful for your thoughtfulness, but before that, allow me to take the liberty of asking, can you cook?"
Seeing me walking in with a vegetable basket on my arm, Kane and Akara, who were busy inside, looked dull for a while.
It's so rude to these two guys. I can still make tomato and egg soup.
Besides, I didn’t buy it to comfort you. I just picked up Vilas’s and disguised it. Do you understand the disguise?
After listening to the report from my patrol for most of the day, Akara nodded with satisfaction.
"Very well, Wu, let's continue doing this tomorrow."
"Grandma Akara, I'm not telling you, are you really sure that the Fallen Alliance will come to cause trouble?"
I walked around all day today, and I did find three people who were moving around strangely - the old drunkard, Seattle Ke, and old man Farah.
Can I arrest these guys and torture them? is it not OK? Is it really impossible no matter what?
Xiao Qi saw the post in the forum and is very grateful for everyone's enthusiasm. However, Xiao Qi has to take responsibility for his helpless decision this time, so the next thing can be left to Xiao Qi. He can't drag everyone down to worry about it.
In addition, Mishan has received information from Tencent customer service in advance. So far, blocked groups have no other choice but to disband and rebuild. Therefore, a group may be disbanded in advance, and Xiaoqi will release a new group account by then. .
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