Chapter 1,146: Making his debut: Rogge is the first... mascot!
"No, you have misunderstood, it's just..."
Seeing my shocked look, Akara shook his head with a smile and suddenly sighed.
"How should I put it? In such a world, there will always be some twisted people who are in pain of loss and unable to bear it, and turn into beasts..."
"That's it... Don't worry, Akara nǎinǎi, I will be more careful..."
My voice also became lower. Akala was right. Too much [loss] was happening in the Dark Continent every moment. People who couldn't bear this kind of pain might be like walking corpses. Or become cynical, and this joyful celebration of God’s birthday will undoubtedly seriously irritate the nerves of these people.
Why... I lost... but you are still here rejoicing...
Although these people have no organization to speak of and their strength is not too strong, they are scattered everywhere. Their hidden numbers and potential dangers are worthy of vigilance.
Like a nagging mother-in-law, Akela worriedly warned me a few more times. After thinking about it in the end, she really had nothing to say, so she watched me leave with a smile on her face.
After a while...
"It's a ragdoll bear. Mr. ragdoll bear appears again."
On the street, a brown stuffed bear, as tall as a human, stood silently in the center, dodging left and right, followed by a large group of little kids with shining eyes.
As one of the mascots of Rogge Camp (folk ī definition), it has been deeply loved by the majority of children since its appearance more than half a year ago. Look at the round and cute velvet head, and the black eyes that seem to be inlaid with gems. , just the right touch of black nose, perfect semi-circular shape ears, soft and warm limbs that seem to be filled with a lot of fine cotton, and comfortable and fluffy feel. Just one look at it will make you think "hold it to sleep" It must be very soft and comfortable” chubby body.
What's more, the tail behind the buttocks is like a stuffed rabbit curling up the whole body, which is also a part that is highly praised by children.
In this way, the ultimate cute ragdoll bear, which seems to be composed of countless cute points, appears on the street. Which child can resist it? Even adults, especially girls, will have their eyes light up when they see her. It's just that due to their age, they are too embarrassed to compete with the children for a hug.
And because of his docile (?) character, even if the bear is plucked (although no one can pluck it out), he can climb up on the shoulders as soft as a fluffy cake and pull the bear's ears, or even reach out from behind to pull the bear on the buttocks. A ball-like brown bear tail (legend has it that pulling the tail can stop the puppet bear's functions).
No matter how you do it, it doesn't matter, as long as you don't dirty the body of the puppet bear. Otherwise, if the puppet bear is not angry, the children will also be unhappy.
Because of this, the stuffed bear has also won the trust of adults. When people passing by see their children following behind, they will often smile and bow slightly and say: My children have troubled you.
Therefore, although it only appeared for less than a year and appeared very rarely, the stuffed bear quickly rose to the top of the list of camp mascots at a speed that made people (?) jealous.
At the same time, who is the person inside the Ragdoll Bear? Who would put on such a cute puppet costume and come out to play with the children? This question has gradually become one of the eighth mysteries of the camp.
Akala sent me out on patrol in this form. Have you considered the current situation?
Ignoring the kids behind me, who were dragging me one by one like a tug of war, grabbing my tail and pulling them hard, I walked down the street step by step with heavy footsteps, feeling increasingly entangled.
Why, why did my dignified savior (pseudo) end up like this?
Hey, hey, what are you doing? Let go, darling, do you think the hell fighting bear at the domain level can be pulled off so easily?
Huh, stupid humans
And you, little brats playing tug-of-war, haven’t you pulled enough? This is the tail end of a domain-level master... Let me stop you. You must have forgotten the original purpose and treated me like a cow and horse playing with a tow truck.
After discovering this fact, I suddenly transformed into an angry Godzilla form in my heart. Breathing evil fire from my mouth, I flattened the Empire State Building with my kick.
Having said that, what kind of feud does Godzilla on TV have with the Empire State Building? Why is it always the Empire State Building that is unlucky? Is it a strange relationship similar to the octopus and tentacle monster in the Magical Girl movie? I'm curious about this.
Wait, now is not the time to be distracted, right?
Hey, hey, haven't you had enough? You all say that there are no weird things like zippers on my back, my stomach, my neck, or the soles of my feet? Why don't you try to get under the soles of the puppet suit and let me see it? Don't crawl on me. This is the body of the noble future savior. Come over to the roadside and kneel down to greet me. It's you. It’s my duty, egg
I have a heavy responsibility now, do you know? I am competing with the evil villain forces in a battle of wits... er, a battle of strength and courage, you know? In order to prevent Rogge’s camp from being destroyed, and to protect the peace on the upcoming God’s Birthday.
Carry out love and true justice.
Cute and charming puppet corner
Wu Fan
Aleus
We are the light music club that uses music to save the world...
Wait... wait, how did I get myself into some weird opening lines?
Ahem, in short, the mission I am currently undertaking, even among the top leaders of the alliance, is a super-secret mission with the word "top secret" printed on it. A super-top-secret mission, as long as there is a slight oversight, the entire Dark Continent will be destroyed. A terrible event will occur like the evil organization called Frosham invading the earth.
If you knew this, would you still dare to stop me? Does it matter even if Kawasaki City is destroyed?
"Gam~~Gam Gam~~~~"
Go, go, go, don't hinder me from maintaining world peace.
"Ah ah ah, everyone, look, Mr. Ragdoll Bear has spoken~~~"
"It's so cute, Mr. Ragdoll Bear, please say a little more, say a little more~~~"
"Be good, Mr. Ragdoll Bear, let me give you some candy~~~"
I:"……"
These little brats don’t understand people at all... Oh no, they don’t understand bears.
Let's play
In desperation, I sacrificed the artifact of Hell Fighting Bear——
Generally, on the green spaces in parks, you can often see wooden signs saying "No entry".
"Ah~~~~"
Seeing the words on the wooden sign, these children were slightly startled.
Hum, do you finally understand? Really, it took me so much effort.
While the iron was hot, the sign in his hand flashed, and a second piece appeared.
I don’t have time to play with you now, let’s talk about it next time.
All the children: "..."
Hey, you were so scared that you stopped talking. Could it be that your language was too harsh? Would it be better to be gentler?
"Ah~~"
After being stunned for several seconds, a little child finally made a sound that sounded like exclamation.
Then, in my unexpected gaze, the children who were standing still suddenly surged up with joy and surrounded me one by one. The constant noise that reached my ears almost made me vomit blood.
"Ah ah ah, look, Mr. Ragdoll is doing tricks again."
"Where did the wooden signs come from?" (passed this on me)
"Master Ragdoll Bear is so awesome, please teach me, please."
"Master Ragdoll Bear, one more, one more."
"No, Mr. Ragdoll Bear is hungry. Let's eat some candy first. Come on, ah~~~"
"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, what exactly is written on the sign? It's crooked. Could it be that it's magic?"
"That's the word, right? It's the word that's written on it."
"Hmph, are you doubting my words? I have seen it from a Master Mage before, and it is similar to what Master Ragdoll Bear wrote."
“So awesome~~~”
"Mr. Ragdoll Bear is so powerful. Is it magic? Is it really magic?"
I:"……"
Completely forgetting that few of these children are literate.
Qijing, nǎinǎi of heaven:
It seems that I have now encountered a force that is even more difficult to deal with than the Fallen Alliance, a terrible enemy called the Bear Child Party.
I tried everything I could to drive away these guys, so I had no choice but to drag my family with me, followed by dozens of noisy children, and wander along the main road of the camp. No one was wrong wherever I passed. Looking sideways, the foreign adventurers who saw this scene for the first time were even more amazed.
Is this a kind of hiding from the city? Well, let's just treat it like this, I thought to myself to comfort myself.
Looking at the time, it is already noon. It has been two hours since the remote teleportation station was opened. Now, strange adventurers can be seen everywhere on the street. Even though these people have restrained their momentum and put on casual clothes, they have a sense of presence. It is also very strong. Look at the strutting steps and the confidence and power in his eyebrows. He does not look like a farmer or a herder at all.
However, I am very satisfied with being able to achieve this. Even though the alliance did not emphasize the requirements, everyone consciously hid their momentum and equipment. Compared with the situation at the tournament three years ago, wearing armor , a rude guy with a weapon on his shoulder and who doesn't know how to control his momentum, would be much better if he walked up and down the street and scared the civilians into fear.
"Hey, look, what a cute stuffed bear."
Among these foreign adventurers, there are also Amazons who are a bit colder by nature. Most of them only worship power. For things like "cuteness", they just find it more pleasing to the eye, while some other professions have little resistance to cuteness. It's relatively low, especially the druid, who cast a particularly favorable look on it. Could it be said that like attracts like?
Soon, instead of those children, I was surrounded by adventurers, and my chubby stuffed bear body was submerged in the fragrance of women.
"Who is in there?"
"It's so soft. Look at this softness. You're lying. How can a puppet be like this?"
"The velvet also has body temperature, it's almost like the real thing."
"Hee hee, is this really a real bear?"
"Have you ever seen a bear that looks like a ragdoll bear?"
For a certain female adventurer's incorrect guess, others refuted it one after another, so some great people said that the truth is often held by a few people.
I:"……"
These people are adults after all, why are they still like children?
Hey, this Druid sister, where are your hands? There's nothing underneath. How can there be such a real stuffed bear? Who would make something like that on a stuffed bear?
No, no, I'm not a stuffed bear, okay?
And the assassin sister who is looking for the zipper on the back, I'm sorry, although I know you are very proficient in traps and other skills, and have a special hobby for hiding things, but I really don't have that thing on me, really, I absolutely did not lie to you, there are countless children who can testify.
Hey, Sister Paladin, you are a Paladin after all, right? Don’t you think that as an upright and kind-hearted Paladin, it is too much to pull someone’s tail?
I... I said, this wizard, although you are indeed delicate and delicate, it does not mean that you can crawl on me. Are you on the same level of childishness as those naughty children?
Well? This sight is...
Following a sharp line of sight, I discovered that outside the crowd, an Amazon full of wildness was staring at me unscrupulously with sharp eyes. His eyes were full of an Amazon-like "predate if you like it" attitude. Feel.
As a ruthless Amazon, don't you think your hobbies are a little... strange?
All in all, I seem to be in bigger trouble now.
But we can't go on like this.
I took a deep breath and then...
He slapped the hands of the female druid and female assassin off his body, shook off the female paladin who was still interested in his tail, and at the same time lifted the wizard sitting on his shoulders and put it down gently.
"Gamu Gamu~~~"
Snoring, he shook his head, and his eyes fell outside, to the children who were frightened away by the enthusiasm of the female adventurers.
"Huh?"
These women were stunned and woke up from their frenzy.
"Ah haha, sorry, sorry, look, we all scared the kids."
"Yeah, it's just like fighting for a toy with a child. I'm really embarrassed to tell you."
"But this stuffed bear is so cute."
"The cry just now was also very cute. Was it some kind of stunt? Ordinary people can't make such a sound."
"Cute Mr. Xiong... or Miss Xiong? Goodbye Luo."
"Next time we meet, please give me a hug."
"You are allowed to sleep on my bed." Accompanied by Jiao Didi's voice was a passionate and profound look.
"Wow, Lian Na, you are too bold. What if the person inside is a man?"
It’s not just in case, it’s just whether a man is good or not, and it’s not “inside” either. Which of your eyes has seen me wearing a stuffed bear costume?
After giving them a gentle hug and rubbing their cheeks on their bearskin, these female adventurers finally dispersed reluctantly.
Letting out a breath, I shook my head exaggeratedly and wiped my forehead, as if I was fighting a battle with an evenly matched enemy.
However, being able to send these women away without exposing their identity and strength is the best result. They are no better than children. If they make too much noise around me, they might attract the attention of the Fallen Alliance. .
Unfortunately, before I could take a few breaths, the children who watched the female adventurer leave until she disappeared cheered again and surrounded me again.
Only daughters and young children are difficult to raise.
After a while...
Let me see, for this route, let's go to the North District training camp's sub-teleport station first. The old drunkard in charge there is the most worrying guy.
Thinking like this, I resolutely chose the direction to the North District, intending to first catch some evidence of the old drunkard... No, I wanted to supervise whether the old woman was working seriously.
"Hey, Mr. Ragdoll Bear, that's a training camp over there."
The children noticed that I was going in the wrong direction, so they reminded me one after another.
"The people inside are all adventurers, super~~~level~~~ powerful adventurers like those people just now."
"Dad said that today is the opening time for...the Legend, there will be many, many more powerful adventurers appearing, so I must not get close to this place."
"That's right, my mother told me so this morning, so if Mr. Ragdoll goes in, he will definitely get hurt."
Talking in a hurry, as if they were afraid that I didn't know, these children looked at me with innocent and worried eyes, pulling on my body to prevent me from "sending death".
Really, if these little ghosts want to worry about me, they should wipe their noses dry first.
I grunted and shook my head, letting them pull me and not moving.
As if sensing my determination, the children stopped.
"Since Mr. Ragdoll Bear is going, then I will go too."
"That's right, I swear to protect Mr. Ragdoll Bear to the death. Even if the adventurer wants to bully Mr. Ragdoll Bear, I will... even if you are the adventurer... wuwu~~~"
You see, I scared myself to tears.
Mocking the children's heads, I shook my head again, and put down the little guys one by one who were lying on me or pulling on my body.
Then, with a "ding" sound, a sharp claw popped out from the palm, drew a straight line on the ground, pointed, and made a stop gesture.
Although they were very noisy and annoying, these children were very sensible and slowly watched me leave without ever crossing the straight line on the ground.
Huhu~~~
It wasn't until the eyes behind me disappeared that I breathed a sigh of relief. Well, those annoying things have finally disappeared. Now, my druid, Wu Fan, using this harmless look as a cover, is finally going to complete the task. Kara launched a top-secret mission.
Holding a lot of candies and biscuits given by the children in my arms, I stood in the middle of the road. Under the strange eyes of several adventurers passing by, I shook my tail proudly and turned up my nose.
Um? murderous
From the beginning of the patrol, the two hateful eyes that had been following behind finally revealed their ferocious fangs.
Could it be that the Fallen Alliance is finally taking action?
Trying to kidnap me, Rogge’s number one mascot, threaten the children in the camp, and create
I couldn't help but feel startled when I thought of this possibility, and turned around suddenly...
Rumble--The little armor took steps that made the earth tremble, and the tragic eyes of a martyr showed in his dripping eyes, and he rushed straight towards him.
Immediately behind it was a grinning golden dead dog.
They are both one of the camp mascots, and their eyes (?) clearly have the hatred of an old wife staring at a 28-year-old concubine.
I:"……"
With a "bump", I was "knocked" out by Xiao A in suspense, and the candies and biscuits in my hands were scattered on the floor.
At this time, the dead dog following closely behind him suddenly jumped up high like an Olympic athlete with a flexible posture, swung its mouth continuously, collected all the candies and biscuits in the air, and dropped them into the bag that had been prepared long ago. , then holding the bag in their mouths, and some of the armor who couldn't believe that they had succeeded, they all made a provocative gesture, pulled out their arms and ran away.
The whole process seemed long, but from the moment I A appeared to the disappearance of the two... two animals, it only took less than ten seconds. I was like an old man who was accidentally hit by a motorcycle thief. Like, after flying out, he fell to the ground, motionless.
Damn it, damn it, if there weren't a few pedestrians around watching this scene, I'd be worried that there were people from the Fallen Alliance here. Could the little armor just hit me? I can slap it back to Harrogath
It's just pets and dry food reserves, but you are so arrogant. Just wait and see, you two will feel better after this mission.
After confirming that there was no one around, I dusted myself off, walked in the direction where the two animals were fleeing, looked at them bitterly, and then turned around and left.
…
This is the distribution array at the North District Training Camp Ground.
In order to avoid the recurrence of the incident where I was surrounded by nv adventurers just now, and to worry about whether the adventurers who appeared from inside might be from the Fallen Alliance, I just chose a position with a good view and monitored the field from a distance. every move.
The soldiers and mages are all performing their tasks well.
The entire sub-teleport station is in order, and there is no trace of it.
very good. Everyone is working hard.
I nodded happily, took out a table, made a cup of tea, sat cross-legged on the floor, and drank it peacefully.
Finally I can take a breath...
Damn it, where is the old drunkard?
I shook the tea table in front of me and roared.
As expected by Akara, this guy went to be lazy whenever he had the chance. Hehehe, look at me if I don’t tell Akara this time. You’re done, old drunkard. You’ll be imprisoned on God’s birthday. Let's walk around in a cage
"Hey, I said, bastard, what are you doing here?" A voice came from behind without warning.
What else can you do? Monitor the old drunkard, catch her, and file a complaint with Akala. Hey, she’s not dead this time.
I subconsciously raised the sign towards the back, and even the sinister laughter in my mind was expressed on it.
Who am I?
As soon as I finished speaking, I reacted and quickly turned around and put on a defensive posture.
In fact, there is no need to guess. There is only one person in the entire Rogge camp who can approach me quietly in my Hell Fighting Bear posture.
"Oh, so that's it. You want to catch me." Behind him, the old drunkard gnawed on the biscuits and took a sip of wine while saying in an indifferent voice.
When did you discover me?
I raised the wooden sign again, took a step back, and became alert.
“It starts from the moment you step into the North End.”
I:"……"
"Oh my, what a spectacular scene. His whole body was knocked away and he was lying on the ground motionless. I thought that our savior had been killed by a mere siege beast. I even thought of a memorial."
After nibbling on the biscuit, he threw a peeled candy into his mouth like a toss, and the old drunkard said with a teasing smile.
Humph, I was just for the sake of the alliance, enduring the humiliation.
After swiping the second wooden sign and throwing it away, I raised the new one again and raised my chest proudly.
"It's so great, so amazing."
The old drunkard wanted to clap his hands, but stopped after looking at the cookies and candies in his arms.
These things...where did you come from?
I stared at the old drunkard with questioning eyes, but I had already vaguely guessed the truth.
"Oh, are you talking about these candies and biscuits? Really, I'm afraid you won't believe it. When I came back just now, I saw a big package hanging on the neck of a dog. It was running very hard, and I don’t know which naughty child bullied it like this, so I kindly helped it take it out. Unexpectedly, good people are rewarded, and it was filled with these delicious food. You think it’s amazing, hahahaha~~~~ "
I:"……"
If you tell lies with your eyes open and you have arms and legs and put on clothes, you will be what you look like now as an old drunkard.
But that's fine, at least let that dead dog understand the principle that evil is rewarded with evil, and go back and recite this sentence to me ten thousand times: the mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole leaves behind.
Now, it seems that I can consider telling this old drunkard what it means to lose money and return it to its original owner~~
As if he had read through my thoughts, the old drunkard swallowed the candy in his mouth with a loud gurgle. His eyes, which were still smiling, flashed a light that was Rogge's second stingiest.
Suddenly, the air between the two of us became extremely dangerous...
Alas, the monthly ticket results are still a bit low, and iǎ is particularly impressive in the game category this month. iǎ 7 has now been squeezed out of the top ten of similar games, woo hoo~~~~A
