Chapter 1,133 Two portraits - the shining Wu...the Emperor and someone!
“No one wants this nature’s peace ring?”
The Heart of Griswold and the Crown of Harmony have already been named. I hold the dark gold ring and look at the two of them.
Just think of it as half-sale and half-giveaway. As long as these two people open their mouths, it's useless to keep me here anyway. The distance between levels makes people burst into tears.
"I...I'd better forget it."
Seatlek was busy putting on the LNG Harmony Crown. Even though he couldn't wear it at his current level, he just put it on his bare head. As a result, his original bald head was covered by a green hat. .
unlucky, unlucky
"Why don't you want it?"
Seeing Seattle Ke shaking his big green head, I held back my smile and asked curiously.
"My dream is the Burquetso ring."
Saying this, the green bald man assumed a brave and ferocious posture.
"Oh, the Stone of Jordan, the Ring of Gablesso?"
For a moment, I smelled a strong smell of Bulcasso from Seattle Lake. Could this guy be trying to recreate Burcasso's appearance? I heard rumors that Burcasso was eight meters tall and could carry his arms. Mountain, with a face like a ghost and a roar like thunder. He eats fresh heart every morning and doesn’t drink until the hot blood spurts out of his veins. He farts 5,000 times and burps 10,000 times a day and likes to use his feet. A giant barbarian that stuns his enemies to death.
"I said, you must have misunderstood something, about Bulcasso."
Seeing me suddenly taking a few steps back and looking at him suspiciously, Seattlek seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, with a dark look on his face.
"Ahem, are you planning on recreating the full set of equipment that Bulkeso had back then?" After coughing a few times, I cleverly changed the subject.
"This is the temporary goal." Being said to have hit the mark, the big guy immediately became elated.
"temporary?"
"Yes, my real goal is to one day surpass Bulcaisso and create my own suit. At that time, the barbarian suit of Seven Heroes will not be the legend of Bulcaisuo, but the legend of Seattle."
"Okay, okay, I get it, it's a great dream."
I yawned and clapped my hands. Although the dream was great, what should I say? It's too easy for people to guess, and it's not interesting at all. At this time, even if it's a joke, shouldn't I say something like "My real goal is to become a bride"?
Wait, forget it, I really can’t imagine Seattle Grams brushing her eyelashes, putting on lipstick and wearing an apron...
"Carlos, what about you? Kill monsters to restore calm, resist all, prevent monsters from self-healing, reduce damage by 50 points, and have a level 15 Oak Sage."
I use my tongue to list all the best attributes of nature’s peace ring one by one.
"I... let's forget it. We won't need it now. We'll talk about it later."
"By then, maybe I have sold it to someone else." I shook my head, you said such a good ring, why are everyone so humble?
"Yes, yes, sell it to the Necromancer." Seattleke patted my shoulder with a smile.
"Go away, the necromancer still doesn't put this ring under the sole of his shoe and step on it every day." I laughed and kicked him.
Although Nature's Peace Ring is good, it is a scourge for the Necromancer profession. If there is a Necromancer in the team, generally speaking, it is not recommended for anyone to wear Nature's Peace Ring.
Because any monster killed by the owner of the ring cannot regenerate or be resurrected, but similarly, for one's own necromancers, these corpses cannot be used for summoning or corpse explosion. Wearing this ring In the eyes of the Necromancer, killing monsters with a ring is equivalent to turning plates of delicious food into piles of coke. It would be strange if he didn't fight for you.
In addition, in addition to the summons of the necromancer and the corpse explosion, the corpses of monsters killed by the owners of nature's peace ring cannot be used by barbarians to find yin, which is the kind of person who shouts loudly next to the corpse. , the strange skill of roaring out a bottle of yin water from a dead monster. If the necromancer's behavior is to whip corpses, then the barbarian's behavior is to dig up corpses. No wonder they don't use this one, which symbolizes natural life and If you like the Ring of Peace, you must restrain certain skills of these two professions.
"Then I'll keep it for now."
Seeing that the two of them didn't look polite, I could only put away the dark gold ring, and then pointed to a pile of gold equipment on the ground out of boredom.
"See if there is something suitable for you. Just pick a few pieces and treat them like a buy one, get one free sale."
These two guys, really rude at this time, nodded and started picking and choosing without saying a word.
Although it is said that with the current strength of Carlos and Seattle, these golden equipment are indeed not in their eyes, but no adventurer will dislike having too many spare equipment, such as lightning resistance, cold resistance, poison resistance, etc. Fire-resistant ones, high-defense ones, comprehensive ones, etc. Every adventurer, if he has the conditions, will not find it too much even if he prepares ten sets of equipment.
Soon, both of them had achieved something. They were carrying several pieces of golden equipment in their hands, with a look of satisfaction on their faces. Of course, as the minimum reward, they also helped me organize and sort these golden equipment.
"Oh, right."
Before leaving, Seattle seemed to suddenly remember something and clapped his hands.
"Junior Brother Wu, do you still remember the battle a few days ago?"
"What's wrong?"
Vilas and I packed up the remaining sorted golden equipment together and answered without looking back.
"Speaking of which, in the snow world you simulated, I saw a woman floating down from the moon..."
As Seattlek's voice paused, as if he was thinking about something, my movements also stiffened in an instant.
"Ah...ah hahaha, is there anything...what's the problem?"
Although I tried hard to remind myself to be calm and not to expose myself, Seattle should know nothing and it was impossible to see anything, but my voice still trembled unconsciously.
"you……"
Seattle Ke stared at me closely, his bald head gradually getting closer.
"I...what's wrong with me?"
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, I subconsciously took a few steps back, my posture awkward. Could it be that this guy... No, no, it shouldn't be possible. He obviously doesn't look like him at all.
"Don't you think he looks like this person? That woman floating down from the moon."
Under my nervous gaze, Seattlek suddenly took out a piece of drawing paper, pointed at the portrait on it and said.
"ha?"
Because the twist was too outrageous and completely deviated from the topic I imagined. After I breathed a sigh of relief, I couldn't help but let out a silly look and looked at the portrait on the paper motionlessly.
What is rendered on the paper is a lifelike young girl, with long black hair shawl, and straight bangs slightly covering her eyes. At first glance, the outline does not have anything particularly outstanding, but if you look carefully, you will feel more and more... It is attractive and getting better and better, and the eyes are covered by bangs, which covers up the slight regret very well, but instead brings out a hazy and mysterious beauty.
Her petite figure, as well as her plump curves that are tightly wrapped in a wide and rustic cloak, seem to have a different kind of timidity, which makes people feel a strong and protective shy temperament. Perhaps there is no one like her. Sarah, Sharna and Linya are the same, they are dazzling in places, but they are uniform and integrated everywhere. The highlights cannot be seen at first glance, but over time, they will gradually be attracted by its whirlpool-like charm. A strange girl who extricates herself.
"Eh~~ What a perfect girl. Are there any girls like this in the camp?"
Vilas, who was secretly looking at the portrait behind me, sighed, as if she was surprised that she had never heard of such an outstanding girl in the camp for so many years.
"Eh...Eh? Sir, what's wrong with you?"
After coming back to her senses from the lifelike girl in the portrait, what Vilas saw was her husband, lover, and adult. At this moment, he was already kneeling on the ground in a TZ posture, with tears streaming down his face.
"No...nothing..."
I wiped my nose. Fortunately, Vilas did not witness the scene "that day".
"But... the outline looks a bit like the adult. Could it be said... that he is a relative of the adult?"
Willas tilted her head sleepily, looked back at the portrait, and murmured to herself.
"How...how is it possible?"
I jumped up in surprise and snatched the portrait from Seattleke's hand.
What a terrifying observation ability. Could it be that Willas knows me to the last millimeter? Otherwise, how could we possibly find the one ten thousandth similarity between me and this portrait?
But who is it? It was obvious that I had destroyed the memory crystal and turned it into a pile of rubbish that could not be restored even if Tarasha was resurrected. But at that time, all I saw was...
Linya, I will rule her out first. Although Lena is also present, she cannot see and will not do such a thing at all. She should not be included in the suspicion.
Next, there are two other members of the Ji Ning Elf Tribe, Elder Lyman and Beiya. Elder Leman will definitely not do such a thing. Beiya is a bit suspicious, but I am also the prince of the Ji Ning Elf Tribe. Propaganda This kind of portrait is also detrimental to the reputation of the Ji Ning Elf tribe, so she is very suspicious.
Speaking of girls, there is also Tia, but I can't find the motive for her crime anyway, so I exclude her.
The only thing left to do next is...
The two most suspected old men, Farah and Mu Aodonggua, are old men.
I almost broke my teeth in hatred, and I was already 99% sure that it was those two eggs that caused it.
Then, I unfolded the crumpled paper again. I was completely attracted by the portrait on it and didn't pay attention to anything else. Now when I looked at the whole page, I realized that there was text on it. Just by looking at it, I He spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Above the portrait are four large black characters: Missing Person Notice.
At the foot of the portrait, there are several neat lines of the letter "i" written above.
Name: Emperor
Don't: nv(?)
Height: About 1.7 meters
Timid and shy, slow to react, a road idiot, level 9 idiot, because the brain has been stimulated, causing severe schizophrenia, so I have a hobby of women dressing up as men. I heard that they are haunting the camp today. I hope you can forgive me for being old and late. I am suffering from the pain of losing my beloved daughter at a young age. I go to the store on the road and observe carefully. Don't let her go. If I encounter her, I can knock her down and drag her with a rope. I will definitely thank you deeply.
Signed by: Farah
I:"……"
Vilas: "..."
"No...I didn't expect that Teacher Farah actually has a lost daughter. It's really surprising. Why didn't the teacher tell me earlier? Is there something hidden?"
Vilas kept playing with the black hair in front of her head, her mind filled with questions and sympathy.
"He has a fart"
I went crazy and tore the portrait in my hand into pieces, threw it to the ground, and then raged like a thousand tea tables in my heart. Only then did I finally regain some sense from the extreme anger.
Farah, you old man, just wait and see. If you make it to the first grade of junior high school, don’t blame me for making it to the fifteenth grade.
Subconsciously I glanced at the corner of the inventory, and I let out a weird laugh that was not human.
"Speaking of which, I actually received a similar portrait."
At this time, Carlos suddenly came in.
Even Carlos and Seattle, two guys who don't often appear on the street, each received a portrait. Old Farah, it seems that you have done a good job in publicity, hehe~~~hehehehe~ ~~
After listening to Carlos' words, my whole body was enveloped in a black mist.
Wait, something like that?
I suddenly discovered something suspicious in Carlos's words. I looked up suddenly and saw that he had just taken out a portrait. I took it out of his hand as quickly as possible and unfolded it to take a look.
The painting above is still the lifelike girl with hazy black hair. It seems to be from the hands of the same person, but the words written on it are different.
Above the portrait, what was written in large black characters was not a missing person notice, but...
Marriage notice.
There was a click, and something seemed to be broken in my mind. However, I still endured it and moved my trembling eyes to the crooked lines of the letter "I" under the portrait.
Name: Mazda Banaji Links Isaac Hunard Kira Alsace Metalli Da Vinci Index Dracula Evelyn
No: Probably nv’s
Height: A short winter melon of only 1.2 meters
She loves forging, loves to brag, and hates dressing up. She is my daughter who I am ashamed of, the princess of the dwarves, the dwarf among the dwarfs, the trump card among the fools, and the overlord among the fools. dragon.
Now we are looking for a son-in-law. There is no restriction on male or female, and the appearance is not picky. We only need a betrothal gift of 1,000 gold coins, and we can pay for it and deliver it to your door.
Signed by: Muradin
I:"……"
Vilas: "..."
"No...I didn't expect Lord Muradin to have a daughter, and her name is...so...
Vilas stood aside and once again showed an extremely subtle expression.
No, no, no, this isn’t a name anymore, I don’t even know if it’s a boy or a girl, it’s just a few random names spliced together, you can tell at a glance.
"Hiss, hiss~~~"
In my hands, the portrait once again turned into countless shreds of paper, scattered on the ground.
Very good, Mu Aodonggua, it turns out that you also had a hand in it. Very good, very good. These two old guys were bored because they were imprisoned by Akara and the dwarf elder, so they started teasing me. .
Just because you are the first stingy person, do you think that the third stingy person is easy to bully? Hehehehe, just wait and see, I will let you know what it means to seek death.
Because I was free from anger, I am surprisingly calm now.
"Then...Junior Brother Wu, let's go first."
Probably sensing an unknown storm brewing around them, Carlos and Seattle said hello and ran away faster than rabbits.
…
Putting the gold equipment aside, I started to take out the blue equipment, one after another. After putting them all out, there were about a hundred pieces.
This is the equipment with better attributes that I left behind after throwing the blue equipment with average attributes to the blacksmith shop for processing.
"It's too bad. I didn't expect there to be so many."
I scratched my head and thought about retreating. I thought it was very troublesome and said that I might as well just sell it all.
"No, sir, you have to put things in order."
Vilas's main problem came back again. When she saw me flinching, she immediately pushed me from behind.
"Come on, I will help too, let's work together, sir."
Her face was flushed, and it seemed that just by being able to work hard together, Vilas felt extremely satisfied and happy.
I really lost to this mistress who is easily satisfied.
Immediately afterwards, Princess Sarah Sanwu and Linya also came back and joined the finishing process. Speaking of which, Linya's face seemed strange these days, and she hesitated to say anything, which made me very angry for a time. Doubtful and uneasy.
Just now, after seeing those two portraits from Seattle Lake and Carlos, I seemed to understand why Linya became like this. She was one of the bystanders of the transformation farce. In these portraits, she was probably I've known for a long time, I've already understood that old man Farah and Mu Donggua were playing some low-level and boring pranks, and they hesitated whether to tell me about it, so it must have become so strange.
Huh, not only did you ruin my reputation, but you also put my baby Linya in a dilemma for several days. The crime is worth ten thousand more.
Something came to mind, and while I was picking out the equipment on the ground, I secretly let out a sinister laugh.
In the distance, the two old men who were in confinement suddenly felt a chill running down their spines...
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