"By the way, Beja, will Artoria come on God's birthday?"
"Well... maybe, if you finish what you are doing, Sister Alto might come over to take a look. After all, this is a festival that Grandma Akara has put a lot of effort into organizing."
Bea bit her finger, shook it, and nodded again, looking extremely confused.
"However, according to rumors..."
Oh oh oh, any gossip about the elf princess? To ordinary people, that is not just a piece of gossip, but a shocking secret.
"Although I don't dare to confirm it, Grandma Yalandlan seems to want Sister Alto to come over. It seems that there is something... I don't know exactly what it is."
"Very well, thank you, Beja."
After listening to the little girl's gossip, I was already sure that Altria would most likely come to show her face on the God's birthday. But what exactly did Grandma Arlanda want her to come over? ?
"Well, this is nothing. His Highness knows a lot of things. Also, I will not accept compliments that are too casual."
Beiya was obviously very happy to be praised, but she folded her hands on her chest and put on a look of disdain. She looked arrogant and cute.
"Then how about this? Long live Your Highness Beiya, Your Highness Beiya is plump and mature."
With a "click", the spoon in Beiya's hand was cut into two pieces.
"You...you, you, you idiot, you are humiliating me on purpose, you are humiliating me on purpose, right?"
With her eyes red, filled with tears of grievance and shame, Beja held her poor chest with both hands and glared at me fiercely.
"Nowhere, absolutely not."
I also feel very aggrieved. This is a rare form of sincere flattery, without any irony in it. Why was it misunderstood?
"Anyway... in short, it's not impossible to ask His Highness to forgive you."
Just when I thought Beya was going to give an order to have the elf soldiers around me hold me down and bite me hard, she suddenly said this.
It made me even more creepy.
"Then... that... just... just call... Sister Fan."
Beya's pretty face flushed, she glanced at me coyly, and immediately lowered her head, covering her hot cheeks with both hands, showing an expectant look, as if she thought I would hesitate for her request.
"..."
In fact, I am also curious, what kind of attraction does this title have to her? It deserves to be mentioned again and again.
"Beja."
I put my hands on her shoulders and spoke solemnly.
"Ah...ah huh." Beiya looked like she was being confessed by her sweetheart, with a face full of shyness and expectation.
"Please continue to hate me."
Beiya: "..."
"Bite you to death"
"I'm done eating."
A moment later, Tia lifted the empty lunch box, so fast, really fast. Although this speed was not as fast as the little ghost, it was enough to despise ordinary humans.
Lying on the ground, I sighed.
As for why she is lying on the ground, you have to ask Beiya who is riding on her waist. This savage girl is sitting on it, and her little fists are falling on my back like raindrops, causing me harm every time I pass by. Yes, I will let out a symbolic scream to satisfy her desire for sex and let her continue to massage herself.
"Um...Tia, are you angry about something?"
I stared blankly at Tia with a sunny smile on her face, and felt that the sunshine was like winter, with a hint of chill mixed in the brightness.
The reason why I say this is because Dia put the lunch box she had eaten on my head.
"Hey, hehe, Fanfan is so interesting."
Tia knelt down in front of me and changed the topic very strangely.
By the way, because I'm wearing a tight-fitting animal skin skirt, if I squat down like this, the skirt will be stretched tightly and stick to my thighs. It's not as good as an ordinary sailor skirt. From this angle, I can see what underwear is worn underneath.
Of course, I have absolutely no regrets. I am just stating a fact. Everything has advantages and disadvantages.
"Ti...Tia, is Lai Lengli the leader of Lili, and is Langli of Rili?"
The reason why the rest of the words became unclear was because Tia stuck the chopstick she had just eaten with into my mouth, just like she did when she was a child when she poked an ant's nest, grabbing the head of the chopstick and turning it around.
In addition, is it because of the difference in treatment between the protagonist and the supporting role? Why didn't anyone stand up and translate what I just said? What about the mysterious voice? Where's the main character's dedicated fan voice, you bastard?
"That's enough time for playing with the little girl."
I opened my teeth and bit off the chopsticks that were stirring in my mouth. Then I flipped Beiya off my back. I dusted myself off and stood up.
I still have to deliver lunch to Linya Lena and the others, but I don’t have much time to play with these two little girls, although I don’t quite understand why Tia is inexplicably angry.
"Little girls, work hard, I'm leaving first."
As I said that, I left the place like a gust of wind, and then came back like a gust of wind. I placed two bottles of freshly squeezed goat's milk in front of the two little girls, and gently placed my big hands on Beiya's head, who was still in a daze. One click.
"I'm sorry, this is not something as exquisite and expensive as the ones you drink in the elves. It's up to you whether you want to drink it or not, but remember to return the lunch box and bottle, otherwise you won't have a share next time."
Beya was stunned and opened her mouth to say something, but I ignored her and left with another strong wind.
The two little princesses looked at the direction the figure was leaving, unable to say a word for a while.
"Want a drink, Beja?"
Dia stared at the goat's milk on the ground with bright eyes, and the little thoughts in her heart were self-evident.
"Who...who said I won't drink anymore?"
Beja hurriedly held a bottle of goat's milk in her arms and looked at Tia warily.
"Really? Then let's drink together."
Although her dream of "one more bottle" was shattered, the smile on Dia's face was still warm and beautiful, as if she never knew what it was to be lost and sad.
"Why...why are you staring at me? Are you really a princess? You did such an rude thing."
Just as Beja was about to continue the lunch task that she had just failed to complete, she found Tia's eyes staring straight at her, motionless.
"Beya is so amazing, she even looks so pretty when she's eating."
"It's just...it's just ordinary. You are the one. Why is it that the princess of the clan is so embarrassed when eating and drinking? This is what is surprising."
Tia's sudden praise made her a little confused, but soon, Beya came back to her senses, her little tail raised high.
"Really? But Fanfan also eats like this." Tia tilted her head in confusion.
"If you are a girl, don't imitate that kind of savage fool." Beiya couldn't laugh or cry.
"But Sister Alice also eats like this." Tia's head tilted further.
"Oh~~~That...that's a special case."
The sister Alice in Dia's mouth is the human ghost who often possesses (?) Wu Wu. Beja, who knows many "gossips", will naturally not be unaware of her existence, and the human ghost emanates from it. The breath that comes out is so holy, so noble, and so beautiful. Just standing aside from a distance, you can feel enveloped in the sacred and warm breath.
Moreover, according to Beja's gossip, this human ghost is an existence that even the great elder Yalandlan must respect. So when Tia said this, she immediately seemed to have been cast a silence spell and stammered. A complete sentence.
"Anyway, my Highness will make an exception this time and teach you the table manners a princess should have." Beja's skill in changing the topic was still poor.
"Thank you, Beja, but no need."
"Wha...what?"
Beya's eyes widened. It was rare for His Highness to show mercy, but this little Horadric girl didn't appreciate it?
"The way Beya eats, although it looks good, is too slow. For us, we have to eat quickly, otherwise we will be scolded by grandpa. Everyone in the Horadric tribe is like this."
"It's unbelievable. I'm a little doubtful now. Are your Horadric clan really the legendary magic clan? Shouldn't wizards be elegant and noble people with such savage-like behavior?"
Beja couldn't understand it at all, because she had never experienced the suffering of the Horadric tribe being trapped in the desolate desert for thousands of years. In that environment, if you want to survive, even the king must learn how to despise him. and sneering barbarian skills, not caring about elegance and noble etiquette.
"Is the lunch box made by Sister Vilas delicious?"
Although Bea called her a savage, Tia didn't care at all. Otherwise, she would not still be dressed in this animal skin short coat with the dignity of a princess. To others, such a dress It is youthful and sexy, but for Tia, dressing up like this is just for easier movement, better action, or hunting.
Facts have proved that as the current Horadric wizards continue to integrate into the alliance and form adventure teams, many adventurers are surprised to find that these wizards not only have amazing magical talents, but also have amazing survivability and hunting skills. , stealth skills, and self-protection skills among monsters. He knows everything, and he is very hardworking. He is simply a combination of a wizard and an Amazon.
Again, there are always pros and cons. Although the Horadric tribe has been trapped for thousands of years, which has greatly reduced their strength, their resilience has been tempered. Once they are out of trouble, they will shine even more brilliantly than before.
"Hmm~~"
After silently swallowing a mouthful of rice, Beiya responded in a low voice.
"You have to eat clean, otherwise Sister Willas will be angry, it will be very scary." Dia lowered her voice, as if thinking of some unbearable past, her whole body trembled.
"Hmm~~"
"Beya..."
"Let me tell you." Beiya put down her chopsticks helplessly and wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief.
"Can you let me finish eating first? Don't you still have a bottle of goat's milk that you haven't finished yet? Drink it quickly."
"I'm waiting for Bea to drink together." Tia nodded firmly.
"What's the value of waiting for this kind of thing, are you a fool?"
"Fanfan said that it would be fun to drink together."
"Is it that idiot Wu again? You are really poisoned." Beiya had no choice but to speed up and eat the lunch box.
"Then, pull off the bottle cap in one breath, yes, use momentum, momentum."
Tia is teaching Beja how to drink goat's milk correctly.
"Then like this, put one hand on your hip, hold the bottle tightly with the other hand, raise your head, and drink it in one gulp. It's not enough if you can't drink it in one gulp. You have to use momentum, momentum."
Tia made a classic posture of drinking milk after taking a bath.
So, the two little girls murmured for a while, got into position, pulled off the bottle cap in one breath, put one hand on their hips and raised their heads.
"Gulu gulu~~~~"
"Huha~~" exhaled a satisfied breath.
Drink it all in one breath
"I didn't expect...it's actually quite exciting, drinking this way..."
Beya looked at the empty bottle thoughtfully, thinking about whether to promote it among the elves. Although it was a very rude and too heroic way to drink, but when she actually did it, she was unexpected... Just as the little girl Tia said That said, it's impressive.
"What are you doing? It's too rude to do this anyway."
After coming back to her senses, Beya suddenly saw that Tia was still sticking out her tongue and licking the mouth of the bottle, as if she had some unfinished thoughts, and she couldn't help shouting.
This kind of behavior is like licking the bottom of the bowl after eating. It is an intolerable scene for the elf who loves beauty.
"Hmm~~Uh-huh~~~, that's not the case, Beja."
Putting down the bottle, Tia shook her head, and then mysteriously leaned into Beja's ear.
"I'm just practicing."
"Practice?" Beya looked confused.
"Yes, it's practice. The book says that in order to make a man happy in bed, you can practice like this."
"You're lying. What's the use of practicing this kind of thing? How can you make a man happy?"
Although in order to "mature" as soon as possible, Beiya read a lot of books that are not suitable for children. When she heard the word "bed", her face immediately turned red and she knew it was not a good thing. However, she has not yet mastered such high-level skills. He came into contact with it, so when Tia said it, his face was even more puzzled.
"I'm not sure either. I'll ask Fanfan when the time comes."
"Did you want to ask him in bed?"
"Is there something wrong?" Tia smiled and tilted her head slightly.
"Do you really want to do...have a baby with that idiot?"
"right."
"..."
Because Tiya's answer was so natural, as if she was saying something that was perfectly natural. For a moment, Beja didn't know how to refute.
On the other side...
I have safely delivered the lunch box to Linya and Lena. This time I did not encounter any obstacles like the old drunkard or Gott, and completed the task perfectly.
It's strange, just Gott, why is the old drunkard... Could it be that she also... Thinking of a possibility, I couldn't help but shudder all over. In that dark, damp, rat-infested cell that I imagined in my mind, there were so many... There is one more cage and one more person.
With the league's ethics frequently encountering bear markets, the old fox Akala finally went dark.
"Brother, yesterday... I'm really sorry for yesterday."
Now, Lena is constantly apologizing to me. After regaining her senses, no matter what she thinks about it, what happened yesterday and her actions and reactions are too surprising.
"It's okay, it's okay. Isn't Lena so worried about me that she becomes so weird?"
"Ugh~~, is it really...that weird?" Lena lowered her head and wailed.
"It's a bit strange, but Lena is cute like that."
"Phew, that's good."
I don’t know why, but Lena, who shouldn’t have let go of yesterday’s incident so easily, seemed to subtly accept my explanation and became happy.
It's hard to guess what a girl is thinking.
Then there's Linya.
My eyes fell on her, and this cute little girl actually wailed in embarrassment and raised her lunch box in front of her to avoid my sight.
If Lena's behavior yesterday was strange, then Linya was a complete weirdo.
However, it is also very interesting and very cute to see Linya, who usually reveals a cold and wise beauty, turn into that off-line natural look. If you can not blow my head off or take off my pants, …
"How about it, my baby Linya..."
When Linya blocked her sight with her lunch box, I quietly appeared behind her, held her in my arms, bit her ear, and breathed gently into it.
"I finally believe that I have not turned into a woman. How about confirming it tonight?"
For a wife who wants to take off her husband's pants to confirm his gender, it is natural to punish her slightly and let her confirm enough. So, last night, I gave Linya evidence all night long. Up to now, the two of us have His eyes still had imperceptible faint dark circles.
"Woo~~~~"
Linya, who was hugged by me and unable to escape, had a pretty face flushed red. She could only shake her head desperately, causing the pair of plump jade rabbits on her chest that could hold up even the large mage robes to slightly sway up and down, left and right, My mouth felt dry when I saw it, and I thought it would be better to let Linya confirm it tonight.
"Huh?"
Suddenly, I felt an inexplicable heartbeat, and I suddenly turned my head and stared in the direction of the camp.
"Brother Wu, what's wrong?" Seeing my appearance, Linya in her arms put down her shyness and asked with concern.
"It seems like... No, it's nothing." I shook my head.
This kind of throbbing of the soul as if it was foreseeing, could it be that...
One year on earth and only one day in the sky, so the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are actually doing "having sex" every day. Things like Chinese Valentine's Day, like Santa Claus, are all lies~~~
PS: One-day Qiniang Tour...V
