After this battle, I was completely decadent for a whole night, and I swore that I would never play mahjong again for at least the next few years. Let this man, an unparalleled national scholar, become an immortal secret history.
"Well……"
What...what's going on?
That night, in my hazy sleep, I couldn't help but frown.
Could this be the legendary ghost pressure?
Suddenly, I felt like my body was being pressed down by something, and it became difficult to move.
No...it doesn't make sense.
Although the strength has not been restored, it is not so bad that someone sneaked in and secretly piled heavy objects on the body without realizing it. Is it really a ghost? Asshole?
Could it be that I am not unlucky enough today? In the end, three big men were defeated by a dog. The guy Malagby was fully armed, but he lost with only a pair of underpants. My cloak was peeled off layer by layer, and my socks were peeled off layer by layer. After being peeled off, the gloves were peeled off layer by layer, and the scarf was peeled off layer by layer... Fortunately, there was still a scarf left in the end, and the clothes were intact, which saved the evening festival.
All the dazzling ribbons and accessories on Feini's body were lost, and the gorgeous apron on the outside of the maid's uniform was also taken off, leaving only the last layer of light yellow dress underskirt, but the competition was announced at this moment When it was over, Fini sobbed back with tears hanging on the edge of her eyes.
What is this feeling of regret and regret in my heart? Could it be that I am also curious about what Fini is wearing under her maid uniform?
Finally, there is the dead dog, which has lost all its integrity... no, it has lost all its hair.
Because everyone had lost so many times that they had forgotten, so in the end, this idiot Malagby actually proposed to calculate the winning or losing according to the number of chips... chips, and then we realized it, and I suddenly choked, bastard Malagby! What an idiot actually came up with such a bad idea. The stakes (hair) on the dead dog were countless times ours from the beginning. There is a sense in such a game.
In the end, Feeney and I teamed up to beat up Malagby, but we could no longer prevent the dead dog from becoming a winner. We could only watch the damn arrogant, despicable and shameless golden reserve dry food, with its head held high. The round and fluffy tail trembled and disappeared into the sunset. The bleak back seemed to say leave me alone, I want to taste the loneliness of victory alone.
This world, as expected, might as well be destroyed...
So, God, that creature who can’t tell whether it’s a transvestite, a transvestite, or a pervert, doesn’t think he’s enough to play with me, and now he’s going to make me a ghost, you bastard?
My eyelids trembled for a long time before I narrowed my eyes open.
A faint white light seeped into my eyes from the gaps in my eyelids. It was such a familiar feeling that I couldn't help but open my eyes wider.
Then, he saw the distant and brilliant silver color that seemed like he was in the galaxy.
The most amazing thing is that the beautiful silver galaxy can blink, just like a naughty and cute star.
Huh?
Faint white light, brilliant silver?
"I said...little ghost, why are you bringing your face so close?"
After being stunned for a moment, I finally discovered that all these scenes were just a prank by a certain ghost saint lying on top of me, focusing her gorgeous silver eyes on my face.
Uh-huh, so, actually, there is no grammatical error in saying ghost pressure.
The gorgeous silver blinked again, and finally, it slowly zoomed away from the field of vision, revealing the dreamlike and beautiful face of the little ghost, with long moonlight hair exuding shimmer, from her delicate The light spilled straight down her small cheeks and hung down on both sides of her head, as if forming a straight corridor of light, blocking everything outside and only tightly connecting the faces and sights between her and me.
"Gu~~~Xiaofan~~~~"
The little ghost pouted, looking quite troubled.
"Already... woke up?"
"Huh? Ah, yes, I'm awake already." I nodded subconsciously, and then suddenly felt something bad.
"In that case, I won't be~~offensive~~offended~~"
Before I could organize any resistance, I heard a whimper and was bitten on my bare shoulder.
I:"……"
After a long time, the little ghost raised his head and shoulders from where he was buried. His dreamy silver eyes were quickly covered by a layer of moist water, shining with a crystal luster.
"Xiaofan, wuwu~~~~~~~"
"wait wait wait"
Seeing that the little ghost was about to explode, my brain suddenly felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured down on me, and I woke up instantly. At the same time, I also felt that the little ghost was close to me, like a cute puppy curled up and sleeping, hugging my arms and sleeping tightly. Sweet Veras.
I quickly and carefully pulled out my arms, hugged the little ghost, put on some clothes with difficulty and quickly, then rushed out and came to the little ghost's room, where a soundproof barrier opened.
And then, in the next moment...
"Woooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~Silly Xiaofan~~~Xiaofan~~~~Xiaofan~~~~Xiaofan~~~~~"
The hoarse cry that broke my throat resounded throughout the room. I hugged the little one who kept mumbling my name tightly, and the two slender arms around my waist almost choked me. Ghost, I can't even say a word about my heartache.
I don’t know how long it took, but the crying in my arms gradually became smaller and finally stopped, leaving only one choked sob after another.
"Why don't you cry, my holy lady?"
At this time, I lifted the little ghost's face from my arms. As expected, it was full of tears, and the red eyes full of tears were still seeping out with the sound of choking. Drops fell from the crystal clear cheeks.
"Really, it's obviously a ghost. Where did these tears come from?"
Shaking his head and sighing like this, the little ghost seemed to want to protest loudly. I leaned down and started licking the pretty face full of tear stains. Little by little, I gently licked those marks clean, and then Kiss those pitiful red eyes, drying the long eyelashes stained with tears and the tears accumulated in the eyes.
"Uh-huh~~~~~"
During the whole process, the little ghost was like a kitten being scratched by its owner. It let out a comfortable and seductive moan in its throat and kept rubbing its face.
"Hmm...ummm~~~~"
Finally, of course, I have to kiss my disobedient little mouth, especially the two rows of neat white teeth that often bite me, and the naughty tongue inside, which must be trained more.
This kiss lasted until the sky was dark and the earth was dark, until the lungs produced an unbearable suffocation pain. I reluctantly raised my head, gasping for air, staring at the eyes in front of me, and my body exuded the charm and holiness at the same time. Two completely opposite scents, perfectly blended together at the same time, making the little saint even more seductive.
"When did you wake up, little fool?"
"Just now..."
The little ghost, whose pupils were still a little hazy and ethereal, seemed unwilling to talk much. She leaned and curled up in her arms. Suddenly, she let out a whimper and kissed her shoulder. She thought she was about to be bitten again, but unexpectedly she just stretched out her pink With his small tongue, he gently licked the row of teeth marks he had just bitten.
So cute, such a docile and well-behaved little saint, so adorable
"Gululu~~~~~"
While silently enjoying this warm and sweet atmosphere, an inappropriate sound of stomach rumble came from the little ghost.
"Woo~~"
The little ghost retracted his tongue, made a snap, knelt down with his legs spread out in a splay, and looked at me pitifully, just like a hungry hamster casting a dark glance at its owner from the cage.
"Come on, ah~~~~"
I held a piece of diamond and shook it back and forth on the edge of the little guy's lips.
"This saint is not a pet."
He said this angrily, but he was very cooperative, grabbed my wrist, and started chewing.
"Kacha kacha~~~~"
Like a squirrel, it takes small bites but gnaws it very quickly. From time to time, crystal diamond fragments splash around, which reminds people of the little saint's mouth full of oil when she eats.
"Mengmeng...su made the saint do the dragon dance, and Li Ran was burned~~~(Obviously...she is the pet of this saint, but she is so arrogant~~~)"
While chewing, he did not forget to raise his head and issued vague denunciations and condemnations to me.
Also, why is it that only the word saint is pronounced correctly?
"Living and dying, Li Ran was stunned by the saint Lu Lan... (As a knight, he actually left me alone)."
I:"……"
Suddenly, I felt that I was incredible for being able to understand her words at this time.
"Okay, okay, let's see what you eat. Let's talk about it after you finish." I used my other hand to gently rub her little head lovingly.
Hearing what I said, the little ghost sped up even more. He chewed up the remaining one-third of the complete diamond in a few clicks. Oh, oh, oh, he forgot to time it. Maybe the speed this time has been broken. Previous fastest record.
"Xiaofan, I'm still hungry~~~~"
After sucking my fingers clean, the little ghost raised his head again and stared at me with his lovely tearful eyes.
"Should you take two pills at a time? Be careful of indigestion."
"No, not diamonds."
"Um?"
I looked at her in surprise and then clapped my hands.
It turns out I’m talking about “normal” food.
Fortunately, since the last incident of "three monks without water", I went to the market the next day and bought a lot of dried meat as dry food.
Taking out a piece of dried meat, I said to the little ghost, "Ah~~~~~"
"Ah~~~~"
The little ghost with his head half raised opened his mouth obediently, and then stretched it out.
"Chiliu~~~"
Like sucking noodles, he bit into a whole piece of dried meat the size of an adult's palm and swallowed it without even chewing.
Looking at my empty hands, I felt a black line on my face.
Can anyone teach me how to eat such a large piece of dry meat like noodles? If there is someone else who can do it, I can lose even one piece of dark gold equipment to him.
"Slow down, there are still many~~~"
I feel very sad. Although the little ghost usually doesn't look good when eating, eating this way is enough to prove how "hungry" she is.
With a slurp, he swallowed it again like noodles.
After eating more than a dozen slices, her flat belly like a black hole finally calmed down. She took the dried meat from my hand and started to nibble on it. From time to time, she would cast her malicious eyes on me. , seems to be comparing whether the dried meat on my hand tastes better or my meat tastes better.
"Look at you, you are still a saint, and the little pig is just about the same." I wiped the greasy lips and fingers of the little ghost with a handkerchief.
"Tell me how many diamonds and food were replenished while I was away."
"Oh~~~ I can't remember clearly." The little ghost tilted his head, then shook it, and suddenly raised his chin seemingly proudly.
"But after I felt Xiaofan come back, I swallowed several diamonds in one breath, otherwise I wouldn't have the strength to welcome Xiaofan."
Are those ghost body shells welcome? I almost died. Apologize immediately to all the wives around the world who are waiting for their husbands to return with gentle smiles at the door, you bastard.
"Then, how long have you not slept?"
Thinking that this stupid saint didn't know how to take good care of herself when I wasn't around, I couldn't help but reach out and rub her cheeks.
Oh oh oh, it's this feeling, better than the softest dough, better than the smoothest silk, this unique cheek in the world, you will become addicted to rubbing it.
"Ooooooo~~~Buy the blue polygonum~~~Li Lu was stunned (bad guy Xiaofan, bully)."
Under my constant offensive of rubbing my face, the little ghost's voice became muffled again, and as my fingers rubbed and pulled, it kept changing into funny and cute expressions.
"I...I slept well."
After finally getting rid of my clutches, the little ghost said with twinkling eyes, and he knew he was lying at a glance.
"Hmph, don't try to hide it from my golden eyes. According to past experience, I only need to count how many days you have slept, and then I can draw a rough conclusion. Let me count..."
I sneered, started to count my fingers, from the day I came back to now, how many days are there in total? okokokok……
The little ghost opened his eyes wide and came closer, staring closely at my face.
"What catches your eyes……"
Her eyes that exuded subtle meaning made me feel uncomfortable all over, so I had to put down my fingers halfway through the count and glared.
"Well, sure enough..." The little ghost nodded as if he was sure of something.
"Every time Xiaofan says something like [I'll count], his expression becomes particularly interesting."
I:"……"
Have you just woken up and are already venomous? This is a joke about the saint.
"Okay, anyway, from now on, you are not allowed to lock yourself up when I am not around, you know?" I said in a slightly tough tone after rubbing the little ghost's head heavily.
"Hmph, this little knight also wants to command this saint."
The little ghost shook off my hand, floated up slightly, and pointed straight at me with a condescending gaze.
"You are the one, Xiaofan. I order you not to leave me behind again in the future."
"..."
"Why...why didn't you say anything? Let me explain in advance, don't be too sentimental. This saint is just worried that a fool like you, Xiaofan, might pick up some strange things outside without my supervision. That’s just what you say. You fool, Xiaofan, can’t do anything without me.”
Seeing that I didn't speak, I looked at her blankly. This ghost saint probably thought of something wrong. Her pretty face blushed slightly and she immediately became arrogant.
"I see."
With a gentle response, I pulled the little ghost floating in the air into my arms and hugged her tightly.
"From now on, I will definitely work hard to find a way to be together all the time, so don't close yourself off anymore, okay?"
"Woo~~~"
The little ghost's delicate body slowly went limp in his arms and let out a mournful cry.
"Who... who said that didn't close himself off, but..."
With a soft moan, she raised her head. Her silver pupils were like the ethereal starry sky, without any focal length, suddenly giving people a sense of being so far away, so far away, so far away but beyond reach.
"It's just...if Xiaofan is not here, there is nothing I want to do...I don't know what to do...what to do with my life..."
"What a fool."
At this moment, I could no longer preach with a straight face, tears burst from my eyes, and I held the little ghost tightly in my arms.
"if……"
Gently licking the teeth marks on his shoulder, the little ghost whispered softly in an extremely ethereal voice.
"Sometimes I feel that if I could swallow Xiaofan in one gulp, we could be together forever..."
There was a "pop" sound, and the hand knife served.
"Don't say such creepy things suddenly, you idiot"
"Bah~bah~bah~, Xiao Fan is obviously too timid. He made a fuss when he was even slightly frightened by this saint. He actually blames me for being a coward, a coward~~~~"
The cute and naughty voice of the little ghost sounded, no longer as ethereal and distant as before.
"Oh oh oh, you dare to threaten the owner, how brave you are, look at my absolute ultimate secret, Tianma Lushan Diamond Thousand Buddha Nebula Phoenix Hand"
"Uluru~~~~, the thin dragon coldly washes and dyes the dragon building full of children, Lila is stupid (a mere servant actually attacks the master, the above crime...)"
The next day, the little ghost made his grand appearance and was warmly welcomed by the whole family.
By the way...well, I'm actually still in the shadow of yesterday's mahjong match and haven't come out of it, Vilas? Sarah? Linya? little Jasmine? Who can comfort me, you bastard?
After adjusting the state, the main characters of God's Birthday will appear one after another, all kinds of imaginable and unexpected people...V
