Chapter 1,063: Prince Big Mac and the whole family of maids
"Speaking of it, why...how to describe it? Why does doing that kind of thing with you have the effect of mending demons...ahem, restoring physical strength?"
On the way to the Mages Guild, the gloomy gray sky caused the magic lights to light up early on the roadside, reflecting the rigid European-style architectural outline of the Demon Fortress. There were still many adventurers hanging around the bar, either drinking or Bragging and so on, I am going out at this time, preparing to enjoy the nightlife in the bar. The little light left in the sky is mixed with the dim street lights and falls down, illuminating the people coming and going on the street, making it quiet and noisy. The atmosphere brings out the ancient melody of a medieval European castle.
Walking on this road, I turned around and asked Jeluka in a low voice - Yesterday I still needed Jeluka's support to walk, but after a whole day of recuperating without shame or impatience, I am now able to walk on my own. , although still quite weak.
After leaving the hotel, the cold wind blew, and the pornographic maid had completely returned to her usual quasi-nude appearance, with a hint of knightly serenity and seriousness on her face. She followed silently, holding her tightly with one little hand. sleeves, while moving thoughtfully at his own pace.
What a pity. Jeluka's shy and tough-tongued look has been so cute all day today. It's rare to see her show such true temperament.
Hearing my question, Jeluka raised her head slightly, and her calm purple eyes looked directly at mine.
"Um……"
It seemed that it was a difficult question to explain, or a question that was difficult to explain to an idiot like me. Jeluka pondered for a moment and thought of something good to say. She clenched her fist and clapped her palms lightly. There it was.
"This is a prophecy left by Lord Merlin, King Arthur's teacher, for hundreds of thousands of years. The prophecy mentioned that I will be enveloped by the claws of a certain beast prince this year, so I asked Lord Lance, the Knight of the Dew of the Morning Sun, who is also my The last inheritor, of course, the last one is actually the first one, passed down this method of replenishing physical strength."
"It's really a terrible prophecy. After hundreds of thousands of years..." I looked at Jeluka with a smile.
"Yes, that's amazing, Lord Merlin." Jeluka's expression remained unchanged.
"I think you are even better. If you can, please teach me your ability to lie as if nothing happened." I felt sad and angry.
"Oh, this is a white lie. It's the best way to understand such an idiot, His Highness." Jeluka showed her calm and far-sighted face while drinking tea.
"Please explain what is difficult for me to understand."
It's so uncute, this pornographic maid, her cuteness index has dropped by 60 since she left the hotel to a level that would make stock investors burst into tears and commit suicide. She was so shy and "docile" when she was in bed.
"Really... do you want to hear the truth?"
Jeluka's expression suddenly became solemn, as if the next topic would affect the earth... Oh no, it is the future of the Dark Continent and the life and death of all life. No, look at her delicate eyebrows on the left and right The horns are trembling solemnly. Could this mean that it is even related to the two realms of heaven and hell?
I swallowed hard. I didn't know whether it was because I was recovering from a serious illness or something else, but my calves started to tremble.
"This is a very ancient and mysterious story. In the entire Dark Continent, among the living people, there are not more than three people who know this story..."
"It's too old, it's too mysterious, there are no more than three," I said with genuine shock.
"Is it really okay to tell me such a secret?"
"No, it's not a big deal anyway..."
"Huh?"
"An ancient secret does not necessarily have something to do with importance. A certain gossip from hundreds of thousands of years ago is still an ancient secret. Perhaps no one in the world knows about it. Can it be said to be important?"
"Ha...ah haha..."
I laughed hard. Could it be that what this bastard maid wanted to express was that this ancient and secret story is so boring that only three people know it now?
"At that time, the elves ruled the entire Dark Continent..."
"Oh oh" is really that serious.
"The two masters of heaven and hell finally became uneasy about the increasing power of the elves, so they transformed into ordinary elves and infiltrated the elves, hoping to spy on the powerful secrets of the elves, or to alienate the elves. Let the huge Elf Kingdom collapse overnight..."
"Really? Did their plot succeed?" Suddenly hearing such a shocking secret, I couldn't help but tremble and my anus tightened.
"Of course not, otherwise the elves would still exist..."
Jeluka slowly closed her eyes, as if recalling the vicissitudes of history, and sighed deeply like an elder from ancient times.
"So what happened in the end? Did their conspiracy fail? Was it discovered by King Arthur and Merlin?" I can't wait to know the following story.
"None of them." Jeluka shook her head.
"Originally they wanted to sneak into the elves to carry out their conspiracy, but just a few days later, they fell in love with an elf girl they shouldn't love at the same time. Yes, it was Lord Lance, the knight of the dew of the rising sun. However, she had sworn allegiance to His Majesty King Arthur. How can you, Lady Lance, accept the love of others?"
Just like Romeo and Juliet on the stage, Jeluka uses an exaggerated posture and an exaggerated and emotional voice (special for acting) to tell a love story of joys and sorrows that makes people tear up (?).
I seemed to smell a strange smell that comes from stirring the pickle jar with a stick.
"Wait a minute" finally discovered something was wrong.
"The Lord of Heaven and Lord of Hell you are talking about are Michael and Lucifer, right?" I raised my hand and asked.
Jeluka's eyes glanced slightly, as if to say, who else could be there besides them?
"Okay, let's not talk about Lucifer for now, isn't Michael a woman? How can he fall in love with a woman, you bastard?" I slammed the table full of tea cups and roared.
"True love has no gender."
Jeluka's longing look at this moment, even though I know she relied on her extraordinary acting skills, still reminded me of Aleus, and then of the big man who is still stuffed in a dusty corner of the inventory. A "very normal" book kindly presented by the writer Aleus.
"Okay, I accept this. The problem is, it is said that Michael and Lucifer are transcendent and have not interfered with the affairs of heaven and hell for millions of years. That's why Tyrell and the three demons have the final say. Besides, these two are people who have surpassed the level of demon gods, right? Would they be uneasy about the growth of the elves?"
"Huh?"
"Ah, you just showed it, with a surprised expression like [I didn't expect this idiot prince's brain to be quite flexible sometimes]"
"There is no such thing." Jeluka coughed a few times.
"I remembered it wrong. Well, His Highness the Prince is right. It should be Tyrell and Baal."
What's wrong with you, Mr. Wu? Mr. Wu?
And classmate Baal, instead of being the king of his own mountain in hell, he went to the elves to pick up girls. Is this really a man?
"Although with the strength of the elves at that time, with strong men like King Arthur and the Twelve Knights, they were no longer afraid of the forces of heaven and hell, but if these two adults got angry, they would also cause great harm to the newly stable elf kingdom. , the kind-hearted Lord Lance couldn't bear to see this scene, and thought that if she could sacrifice herself to bring peace to the elves, it would be worth it..."
I:"……"
"But faced with Tyrell and Barr's simultaneous expressions of love, she could only agree to one side. After thinking hard, she finally made a difficult decision. She called the two strong men over and told them..."
"oh"
Although I knew that the dirty maid was deceiving people, I couldn't help but be attracted by the content that followed. What kind of request would Lansi make?
"I will marry whoever can find the best contraceptive pill and give it to me as a proposal gift," she said.
"Sure enough, after all the talk, it got around to the topic of contraceptive pills. It's so deceiving."
If there were a hundred tea tables in front of me, even if they were all blown away in an instant, it would not be enough to express the indignation I felt at this moment.
"You've been fooling me for a long time, it's time to tell the truth."
I angrily grabbed the little hand on my sleeve and pulled it gently. I originally wanted to pull Jielu up and use my arms to kill the girl, but in the end, I ignored my weak body. Instead of pulling Jielu over, I rushed forward. She fell into Jeluka's arms, filled her nose with the intoxicating fragrance, and her face was wrapped in a deep cleavage, almost suffocating her.
"Woo~~~"
Jeluka let out a mournful cry and quickly helped me up. She looked around and saw that no one noticed. Then she breathed a sigh of relief and muttered.
"As expected, he is the prince of beasts. He is so hungry and thirsty on the street..."
"I'm thirsty for your sister, let me tell you, if you don't tell me the truth again..." With Jeluka's help, I stood up. I hugged her and whispered next to her cute pointed ears. Said something.
In an instant, Jeluka's pretty face turned red and smoked, and she hurriedly pushed me away like a girl who was being teased, muttering angrily in her mouth.
"A pervert, a pervert, a beast, kicked to death by a horse, stuffed to death with birth control pills..."
"Hmph, whatever you want to say, I don't look very happy and broken." I finally realized that to deal with this dirty maid, I have to use more unscrupulous words and actions than her. This This is what is called fighting fire with fire.
It's just... Although the solution has been found, the recent moral crisis has become more and more intense.
"It... there is no such thing. After all, you... can actually come up with such a shameful game. You are worthy of being the heir of the Beast Duke... No, you have completely surpassed the existence of the Beast Duke. Juwu "Prince of Dominant Beasts"
Jeluka pointed with her little hand and used a firm tone to clear my name... No, it was a name that was misused without permission.
"If I were the prince of the giant beasts, then you would be the maid of the whole family, and your whole family would be the maid of the whole family." I also pointed at Jeluka angrily, and the two of them stared at each other on the street as if no one else was watching. Small eyes.
After a while, there was a large crowd of people watching. I quickly restrained my posture, especially Jeluka, who was afraid of strangers. Although we are now familiar with each other... no, I should say that we have already slept with him. He was a great threat to her in the past. Holding a girl in her arms to kill her doesn't work at all now, but this doesn't mean that she can be so calm and comfortable when facing other people. She is still the same as before. As long as she comes into contact with strangers, she may enter a crazy barbaric state. Bull collision mode, knocking all the people on the street away...
"The answer is actually very simple..."
Having deceived her enough, this slutty maid finally put her little hand on my sleeve again and shrank most of her body into the shadow of the cloak behind her, hiding away. The remaining eyes on the street, he said lazily and yawned.
"To be honest, I don't know much about this ability. There is only one thing that I am sure of, and that is that it was indeed inherited from the previous Twelve Knights, Lady Liz."
"Eh? Is that something you are born with, or is it given by the profession of the Twelve Knights?" I shook my head, expressing serious confusion.
"As for this aspect, I actually checked some information... After all, it was inherited by me, so I am somewhat concerned about it..."
Jeluka's pretty face was a little red, which was not obvious under the dim street light.
"It is absolutely impossible to be born with this ability. Otherwise, how could I inherit it? It must be the ability of the Twelve Knights. It is said that Lord Merlin requested the ability from the Forest Goddess."
"Why are you given such a strange ability? Could it be that the Knight of the Rising Sun, Liz or something, is already married and has a husband?" I tilted my head and asked.
"No, no one among the twelve knights is married, or will not get married. These twelve adults have sworn to dedicate everything they have to King Arthur."
Jeluka shook her head and denied my statement.
"So... what is the use of this ability? It must be... ahem, through that kind of contact to replenish physical strength. If I remember correctly, King Arthur should be a female. Ah, could it be said..."
For a moment, I held my nose that had the urge to spurt blood, and in my mind I sketched a background decorated with lily petals. Twelve undressed beautiful girls were intimately surrounding a girl who was also undressed. It is an aesthetic picture of a beautiful girl wearing a crown.
"Animal thinking." Jeluka stared at me with a red face.
"Otherwise, it is indeed useless. Merlin worked so hard to pray to the forest goddess... Well, let's not discuss whether it is because of this, or whether it is hard work or not. In short, this ability, with the purity of the elves, It can’t be used casually, since King Arthur is a female and Liz won’t get married, so what’s the point of coming?”
"Your Highness... you are really hopelessly stupid. Isn't the answer very simple?" Jeluka said this.
"Listen up, prompt one, Kaluge and I have inherited the heritage of the Knight of the Rising Sun's Dew and the Knight of the Setting Moon's Lake respectively."
"Continue, continue." I listened attentively, and at the same time, I used my mortal-level IQ, every strand, not even a strand... No, no, uh, in short, I was thinking very seriously.
"Tip two, Carole and I are twins, and both are Her Majesty the Queen's personal maids. Of course, because of the special existence of Elder Arlandland, and Her Majesty the Queen said that one maid is enough, so I am now I serve the Great Elder.”
"Well, I remembered. It was indeed mentioned that the former Twelve Knights, Liz, and the former successors of the Knights of the Lake of the Sunset Moon, Carolie, are also twins, right?"
"That's right. Therefore, the biggest prerequisite for inheriting the Knights of Sunset Lake and Rising Sun Dew must also be twins."
"Hmm...you mean to say that the two professions of the Twelve Knights, Lake of the Setting Moon and Dew of the Rising Sun, exist as the queen's personal maids?"
"That's it. You just barely passed this time." Jeluka nodded with satisfaction.
"The rising sun and setting moon, the great King Arthur who was born in the stars and surrounded by the sun and the moon, probably means this."
"As for the personal maid..." I was still thinking hard.
"We are Her Majesty the Queen's personal maids, which means that if Her Majesty the Queen gets married one day, that prince will also be our master and has... the obligation to attend her bed..."
At the end of the sentence, Jeluka stuttered a little and turned red, which reminded me of her lovely charm in bed.
At this point, if I still don’t understand, then I don’t deserve the great title of mortal-level IQ reserved for the protagonist.
"In other words, this ability, the ability that Merlin prayed to the forest goddess and was given, was originally prepared for the future prince?"
Jeluka lowered her head cutely and nodded imperceptibly with her chin.
"A man who can be recognized by King Arthur must also be a very powerful existence...so...so this kind of thing has value..."
"It turns out that no man can win King Arthur's approval, right?"
Jeluka nodded.
"In the end, after hundreds of thousands of years, it became easier for me, huh huh."
"Woo~~"
Jeluka's pretty face turned red and she glared at her with sinister eyes... holding a bottle of birth control pills in her hand.
Hey hey...
On the first day of work, I am always a little lazy, but there is a lot of work, ugh~~~
P: You guys really just "squeaked", you bastard A
