I didn't expect that one day I would be plotted by a monster and fall into the other party's trap. It was really ironic to say that if Lal's spies found out, they would definitely be laughed at for three days and three nights.
But it doesn’t matter anymore. If you want to laugh at me, feel free to laugh at me. If I can catch up in time, I will admit it even if those fools laugh at me for the rest of my life.
Completely surpassing physical inertia, I stopped in a thousandth of a second, turned around, and rushed towards Jeluka with the short white figure.
"Jeruka, this way!!"
I shouted loudly. In fact, if she had enough combat experience and didn't have much confidence in dealing with the enemy in front of her, she should be able to react immediately and rush towards me even if I didn't say anything. With the white figure's light-like speed, this may not be of much use, but at this moment, even if I can buy one hundredth of a second, I can be more sure to protect Jeluka.
However, I don't know whether she was inexperienced and didn't react, or whether she was full of confidence. In short, it could be seen that she was aware of the enemy approaching behind her, and her pretty face that seemed to be colored by tulips remained as normal as ever.
Is this guy... an idiot? At least it should give me a ** expression, so that I feel confident and know what to do next.
I cursed secretly in my heart, and all of this happened in less than the blink of an eye.
Then, I saw a golden light from the rising sun.
That's right, that feeling is like a person looking forward to the sun, staring blankly at the eastern mountains at the dark dawn, staring unblinkingly, even if his eyes are sore and weeping. Without noticing it, he saw the first dazzling golden light coming from between the mountains, and subconsciously covered his sore eyes.
It was more shocking than unexpected. I was stunned by the brilliant light, like the first ray of golden sunlight in the morning. I could only stare blankly at the sudden appearance of the golden light. Behind Jeluka, the short white figure passed through the middle of the body, neatly and without any pause.
This...this situation...should be an instant kill, right? A third world monster that seemed to have elite level strength was killed instantly by that golden sword light that lit up like the morning sun?
Something seems wrong. No matter how powerful Jeluka is, this kind of thing is too outrageous.
From the time I discovered the sneak attacker until now, it only lasted less than a second. In such a short period of time, I didn't even have time to see clearly what the enemy looked like. I could only think of Jeluka. The only thought is to protect it.
At this point, when the situation seemed to have stabilized, I had time to take a closer look at the white figure cut in half from the middle of the body by the golden light.
Subconsciously, I glanced at the other person's eyes first, and I could clearly see that the scarlet energy mass that replaced the pair of eyes was in sharp contrast to the white body, and was flashing with disbelief.
Yes, it was arranged for so long just so that I could be careless for a moment and leave Jeluka, and then use a thunderous blow to kill Jeluka who seemed to have no fighting ability. Maybe I would also plan to kill Jeluka later because of that. I was so distraught after Zeluka's death that I also wanted to be buried here.
I have to say that this guy is indeed insidious and cunning. If Jeluka is as fragile as he imagines, maybe all of his arrangements can really succeed. Of course, I personally think the chance is not high, because take 10,000 steps back. For example, if Jeluka really died from this, I would be more likely to go berserk than to be upset. Well, although the truth is quite sad, I am such a bosozoku otaku at heart.
Such a perfect plan, such a precise layout, the moment before the golden light appeared, all the situations were as expected by the white figure, proceeding according to the script it wrote. However, it was only one of the steps. All the previous steps Everything it did was in vain, the situation was reversed, and even its own life was on the line.
From being proud and confident at one moment to being overturned and defeated at the next moment, it was like the whole world was suddenly turned upside down. It only happened in less than a second. Its horrified gaze In it, there is even a hint of joy that the conspiracy has succeeded that has not faded in time. These two opposite emotions are intertwined to form a unique feeling. Even if I just hated it so much when I saw it, I mourned from the bottom of my heart. Conflicting eyes full of disbelief, anger and despair.
However, when my attention was moved away from its sympathetic eyes, I no longer had time to mourn. After fully seeing its appearance, I finally understood why as an elite The monster's true form can be broken in two with one swing, killing it with one blow.
Because this short white figure turns out to be one of the top three monsters with brittle skin and thin blood among all the monster types in the Hell Clan. It is also known as the undead Skinner, a desperado and a skeleton bomb! !
"You idiot!!"
At this time, I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. Originally, Jeluka killed the attacker cleanly with one sword. That gesture, that look, how heroic, beautiful, with flying purple hair and His calm purple eyes made people stare blankly.
However, after discovering that the enemy is the Immortal Skinner, all of this turned into the behavior of an inexperienced fool, especially the calm and fearless look just now, which made people think of the three words "naturally stupid". evaluate.
But fortunately, the more powerful the monster, the longer it will last when it dies. For example, the Hambora that I killed has obviously killed it and its health points have been cleared, but this guy still keeps on going. After stealing several scenes and verbose lines, I finally fell down.
Although this elite undead skinner is not as protracted as Hambora, it still has a certain death buffer time. This little time is enough for Moon Wolf's speed to do a lot of things.
All of these things together actually only took a moment. From the moment I discovered that the Undead Skinner showed up to attack me, to the moment Jeluka turned around and cut the opponent in half with a stupid sword, it only happened in one second. Within, and then, it only took less than half a second for me to rush in front of Jeluka, hold her in my arms with strong inertia, and fly out.
The ups and downs that occurred in less than two seconds tortured my nerves, and my physical and mental fatigue was no less than being chased by an old drunkard wielding a spear for an entire afternoon.
Enough is enough. I have had enough of this job. If I continue like this, I will definitely grow old before my time. Akala, I want to apply for early retirement.
While flying in mid-air, thinking this way, I quietly shed a burst of manly tears.
At this moment, a huge force came from behind. When I felt this force and was hit so hard that I could hardly breathe, the belated sound of the explosion reached my ears, so according to physics Judging from the angle, I was probably struck by a shock wave far exceeding the speed of sound. No wonder it hurt so much. I see, physics is really scary.
In order to escape the painful feeling coming from my back, I decisively switched to the math emperor mode.
In addition to the shock wave caused by the explosion, the bone fragments scattered by the Undead Skinner's explosion are also stabbed on the back like a nail gun. Just like a mine filled with iron pieces to cause great damage, these bone fragments are the explosion of the Undead Skinner. The source of the power, although it had flown a certain distance and avoided the danger of being blown up, I could still feel that my back was still hit by at least dozens of broken bones.
I really don't understand why a small skeleton can burst into so many bone fragments, just like I couldn't understand why the skinny Sinking Demon can explode a large piece of bone that is at least three times its size. Like a machete.
Feeling the loss of life, I felt a little scared. Moon Wolf's defense was not very high. If I had just been caught in the center of the explosion, I was not confident that I could withstand it. After all, the opponent was an elite monster with at least the strength An undead skinner who is also above the intermediate level in the pseudo-realm and is already famous for his human bombs. The power generated when it explodes cannot be measured with specific numerical values.
Accompanied by the deafening explosion, the strong shock wave behind me was like a rocket propeller. It pushed me and Jeluka, who were already flying at a slow speed, almost twice as fast. I doubt if Now that we are flying towards the sky, we may be able to ride on this huge force and escape the gravity of the earth and reach outer space.
I was joking, but the tragedy was certain. After enduring this huge shock wave, I had a premonition of what was going to happen next, so I turned around forcefully and turned Jeluka behind me. The next moment , as soon as I completed this action, my back hit the wall firmly, making a dull impact sound that made people feel as if my internal organs were turning over.
First there was the shock wave, then the bone fragments penetrated, and now there was such a collision. Who did my back offend?
With such a whine, the two of us bounced back again and fell to the ground. Gurgling, we rolled dozens of meters, and finally all the force was offset.
"Jeluka, are you okay?"
He put his right hand behind his back like an old man and rubbed his burning back. I knew it was already bloody without looking at him. Where is the life potion and the rejuvenation potion? Hurry up and get a bottle.
After groping in the inventory for a moment and drinking a whole bottle of rejuvenation potion in one breath, I slowly raised my upper body and asked Jeluka who was pressed under me.
"Ah...ah..."
Wherever she looked, Jeluka had a dull look on her face, her slightly out-of-focus purple pupils, and she looked at me at a loss. There was only less than a foot between her eyes, and she spoke from her moist lips. A cry of unknown meaning.
All in all, the current situation looks like I pushed Jeluka down again. Note that it looks like it. It just looks like it. It is probably because of the accident just now. It is because of the accident that it turned into what it is now. , I didn’t do anything in this push-down position where the top and bottom overlapped each other.
Jeluka showed a look of confusion that did not show even when she realized that she was cutting off the undead skinner. Then, gradually, a hint of timidity emerged from the depths of her deep purple pupils. The soft eyes quickly became crystal clear.
"Let...let me go, okay? Don't...Colgate...wuwu...Colgate, where are you? My sister is so scared, wuwu~~~"
At first, only the trembling lips could be seen, and then, this cry-like voice gradually became clearer, echoing slowly in the quiet and uninhabited cellar. Uninformed people would really think that I was in the cellar if they saw and heard it. Kind of a good place to do bad things to her.
Counting this time, this is already the third time. I really don’t know which one is the true face of this pornographic maid. She usually takes pleasure in being immoral, but at times like this, she looks extremely quiet and timid, which makes her look extremely quiet and timid. No one can figure out which one is her.
However, I think now is not the time to think about this. Thinking of the scene that happened in the bar when it appeared for the second time, I shuddered, and then I thought about Jeluka neatly cutting the undead skinner in half. That stunning sword strike, thinking that Jeluka might still be holding the murderous weapon in her hand, I quickly rolled away from her like a lazy ass and dodged to a far away place.
Being hit by that golden sword light that looked gorgeous and powerful but was actually terrifying, even if it wasn't cut in half like a fragile undead skinner, it was definitely not fun.
The pornographic maid then also sat up, still with a timid and uneasy look in her eyes that had not faded away. She turned around as if she didn't want me to see her like this, and secretly arranged the messy maid uniform with her back to me.
Ah, it’s really embarrassing at this time. Let’s divert our attention a little.
I lowered my gaze to the battlefield just now. After being exploded by the Undead Skinner, all the dwarves in the room, including the few dwarf wizards who were used as bait, were all killed in the explosion without exception. This shows how decisive and wise I was just now. If I hadn't jumped out in time, Jeluka and I might have ended up in the same fate now.
The extremely violent explosion not only killed all the monsters in the room, but also the pieces of ice and meat that I had accumulated from killing a wave of dwarves and spread all over the floor were blown to an unknown place. The cellar was clean, as if it had just been carefully cleaned, and even the pungent smell of blood could no longer be smelled.
Uh, clean...
Huh?
That's not right, bastard, give me back my gold coins and equipment, bastard! !
Because of the cleanness of the ground and the freshness of the air, I felt that the explosion of the Immortal Skinner was not all bad. I crossed my arms and nodded my head. Then in the next moment, I suddenly realized this fact, and my heart was suddenly filled with tea. The table flew up in anger, roaring like Godzilla who was about to attack the Empire State Building, breathing fire from his mouth.
Search, you must search, you should give me something left. They can't all be blown up. I spent so much energy on it, and my back was chopped to pieces like a knife. Don't tell me. I'll leave it at that.
I started to search angrily, where is it? Where are my gold coins? Where are my gems? Where is my gear? What kind of bastard lost my stuff? I chopped it! !
Of course, it is a pity that the Immortal Skinner has been chopped into pieces by Jeluka.
Oh gold, see the golden light! !
My face suddenly turned from anger to joy. I ran over happily, hugged the shiny golden thing in my arms, and rubbed my face against the cold metal surface.
Ah~~my precious equipment! !
Huh?
Just when I was about to recover the loot, I suddenly discovered that this big golden thing that looked like a giant sword was connected to something else.
His eyes followed the sword body and landed on the hilt, and found a white and delicate little hand holding the hilt. Then, following the little hand, he saw slender arms, a plump chest, and a slender neck. , and finally landed on a pretty face with an indifferent expression.
"Hi...Hi, Jeluka, are you okay?"
After realizing the identity of the owner holding this sword, I smiled stiffly, and suddenly recalled in my mind the shocking scene of the slutty maid's sword like golden morning light cutting the undead skinner in half, that golden ray The morning light seems... It seems to be a bit similar to the color of the golden giant sword I am holding. Is it my imagination?
"Your Highness the Prince..."
Jeluka, who has returned to normal and turned into the dirty maid who can sell her moral integrity without hesitation, looked at me with a dazed look, and then a big blush appeared on her pretty face (only for acting), as if she was forced to say something. As if saying something that made her feel ashamed, she gently held her hot face with her delicate hands, her lips trembled several times, and finally she looked at me shyly and asked.
"Could it be that...compared to a girl like me, His Highness thinks...that something as thick as this giant sword is more...attractive?"
I:"……"
No way, I have been completely defeated by this guy, who will save me, you bastard! !
Hahuhu~~~~~~I’m so sleepy~~~~~I can’t update this late... I can’t go on like this... I have to work hard... I have to be kind... V
