Chapter 969: Idiot Wu’s Arithmetic Classroom

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In short, just wait for the reply from Akara. The elves are close to the Skinning Forest. Then I will ask them to search from the Skinning Forest to the ancient Kurast ruins. Such a large area is enough for them to work. Now, I am too busy to have time to feel a little bit dissatisfied because of the interference of the alliance.

In addition, we have to wait for news from Amrutina at any time. Although the past few days have been calm and the crystal fragments have attracted some shrimp soldiers and crab generals, it always gives people a feeling that a storm is coming. The big monster is going to have to sacrifice his life.

"I said, can't you elves be more frank?"

I complained dissatisfied with the fact that I had to beat around the bush and use carefully chosen words to convince the elves to agree to my plan.

"Indeed, I admit that we elves are a bit sensitive and stubborn, but His Royal Highness, who is also not frank, seems not qualified to complain about us like this."

Jeluka admitted this fact with her impartial and fair knight attitude, but immediately countered in the next sentence.

"Nonsense, when did I stop being honest? You don't know. When I was a child, the aunts and uncles in my neighborhood praised me as a good and honest boy."

"——How did you become such a virtuous person when you grew up? If you let these neighbors see you again in ten years, you might become like this."

Jeluka maintained the most elegant and model posture of a maid, with a smile on her lips and a soft pretty face. Her beautiful long purple hair was tied into a waistband in an elegant way, making her look even more mature and gentle. No matter how you look at her, she is an impeccable and perfect maid, but why are the words coming out of her mouth so vicious and sharp.

I really hope that some of my sister Caroline's character can be imparted to her.

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Why don't you tell me how virtuous I am now."

"What I said directly is too rude to His Highness the Prince and does not conform to my principles as His Highness's personal maid."

"You're welcome. You've been saying and doing rude things to me since the first time we met. You don't care about this time anymore."

"Your Highness the Prince's words are really too much. I have always had the duty of guarding my maid."

Yes, you have indeed abided by your duties as a pornographic maid, I complained in my heart.

"Of course, if His Highness the Prince insists on my words, as a servant, I can't disobey orders, so I won't be polite. In addition to being dishonest, His Highness the Prince is also a fool, a mortal, a fool, and a slut. , the man in the cloak, the pervert who asked the maid to mail that kind of book, the miser who cared about his maid, the pervert who looked at other girls with lustful eyes everywhere..."

"Wait...stop it first."

Because there are too many things to refute, I pressed my temples and had a headache. Where should I explain it? First of all, what is the name of the cloaked man? No, what I want to refute is not the name, but the fact that Zeluka insulted the cloak. What is wrong with the cloak? How did it offend you? What's wrong with being called the cloaked man? The cloak is the charm of a man, you bastard, and the cloaked man is the second evolution of the otaku, you bastard! !

Let’s talk about our current situation first.

It was already the third day in the Peeling Forest. Before setting off, I bought a map on a whim. Although I was not interested in a piece of paper full of strange curves and marks drawn horizontally and vertically. A map like this This kind of thing is actually superfluous. Men only need to rely on their own seventh sense.

However, the fact that God’s birthday is gradually approaching, and the fact that my precious daughters, and even Vilasshala and the others, in their letters, consciously or unconsciously, expect me to come back and spend it with them on God’s birthday, still makes me hesitate. Again and again, after learning from the pain, I finally temporarily put aside my seventh sense, which often fell into a slumber due to lack of energy, and bought a map.

Although she doesn’t know much about maps, it just so happens that there is a broken-winged angel next to her... Oh no, it’s the great Jeluka with MAX-level analytical ability. Any map placed in front of her, as long as the marks on it are correct, even if it’s Fauvism + She can still find the right path in the abstract style of painting. I really don't believe it.

By the way, as long as a maid is a maid, she will have some strange abilities. Is this already an inherent setting in the dark world?

After three days of travel, according to Jeluka, our current location is very close to the entrance of the skinning cellar. Unfortunately, at this moment, a crystal fragment fell from the sky, bringing us Lugoin's specialty, the boss A level desert stalker.

Therefore, the above-mentioned conversations all took place when I was teasing the desert stalker who hit the gun. I stood aside very calmly, almost like Princess Sanwu, who took out an exquisite tea table from the inventory. Kneeling on soft cushions and entering tea-drinking mode is Jeluka.

In fact, I really want to discuss it with the desert stalker in front of me - what do you think of the beautiful Elf girl next to me? Don't you think it's easy to bully? Don’t you think that attitude of watching from afar is irritating? Please don't pester me. How about teasing her?

However, I don’t know if it’s because of my troublesome physique, or because the desert stalker knows how to cherish fragrance and pity jade. No matter how I hint, it bites me and won’t let go, completely ignoring Jielu, who is standing less than ten meters away from it. The card is like a stone.

Seeing that the desert stalker was ignorant, I also lost interest in training it. The Gaoji sword shed a piercing light and sent it back to another hell in a few strokes.

By the way, I am in the moon wolf form now. If it is the normal form or the werewolf and bear form, then the form should be reversed. It sent me to hell to drink tea. How can I say, Lu Gao's boss-level desert sneaking Or, even the most dishonest person has the strength of a junior in the pseudo-realm. If an entire elite Kurast adventure team encounters them here, they may not have a chance of winning.

I just now discovered how cute the first burst mode of crystal fragments is. First of all, the burst rate is good. It is not like the second burst mode. It is strengthened to elite strength, but the burst rate is still at the level of ordinary monsters. I I think if this kind of demonized monster can stay in the second world for a longer time, it will definitely replace the follower monsters around the mini-boss (the explosion rate of boss-level monsters with ordinary strength) and become one of the most annoying guys for adventurers.

The second advantage is that you don’t have to search around. If the second mode breaks out, after killing the demonized monster, in order to prevent the finishing touches from being left untied, Jeluka and I have to search the area to see if anything has slipped through the net. It is easy to kill demonized monsters, but it is troublesome to search for monsters. Depending on the energy contained in the crystal fragments, it often takes anywhere from dozens of minutes to several hours.

Of course, if the first burst mode summons a powerful monster like the elite Hell Knight, then forget it. Once or twice is fine. I'm not a militant like Seattle, who always fights with this intensity. Nerves can become debilitating.

"Crystal fragments have been recovered."

While I was packing up the Desert Diver's equipment, Jeluka jumped out of the opposite jungle quite elusively, holding a crystal shard in her hand.

Does this guy... have a crystal shard detection radar installed in his head? It feels like her search speed is getting faster and faster, but this is not bad, it saves a lot of effort, and it is good to have a capable maid by her side.

The equipment dropped by the boss-level desert stalker is not ideal. It is just a blue outfit and some gold coins. There is no way, who makes it just a small boss.

Regarding the demonic meteor hammer that exuded a faint blue light in my hand, I was seriously lacking in interest in identifying it, so I just threw it into the inventory.

The Demonic Meteor is an elite mace weapon. The basic level requirement is level 72, and the basic strength point requirement is 220 points. I, a little druid at level 48, currently have a strength point of 162 points. There will be no intersection between them, at least within ten years.

"If you include this one, it's already the ninth one."

I counted on my fingers: "I recovered one in the Spider Forest, and I just met another one when I arrived at the Skinning Forest Teleportation Station. I recovered three of them on the first day in the Skinning Forest, and three more on the second day. Today, including this one, a total of two have been recovered, one plus one plus three plus three plus two, a total of nine, right?"

Jeluka: "..."

"What's wrong? Is something wrong?"

"Your Highness, I would like to ask you a question. The money used at home is usually kept by my wife."

"Ha, how do you know? I usually leave it at Vilas' place. They usually fight to pay for daily necessities. It's great to have such a virtuous wife."

I rubbed my head in embarrassment and giggled. I am very self-aware. I know that I am just a mortal and do not have any outstanding advantages or talents. If there is anything I can be proud of, other than the ability to be a singer. , powerful seventh sense, sharp complaints, and terrifying ability to complete things in the brain, only those smart, beautiful and virtuous little wives are left.

"As expected, His Royal Highness is really lucky to have some wives who understand the truth."

"Although I have to thank you for praising Vilas and the others, is it my misunderstanding? I always feel that the hidden meaning of your words just now is very rude."

"Well, it's just His Highness's illusion. Look, aren't these exactly nine?"

Jeluka touched her maid uniform with many magical hidden pockets, then spread all the crystal fragments we collected in her palm and showed them to me.

"One, two, three, four... Well, it is indeed nine. Yes, if this continues, maybe the two of us will be able to match Amrudina's three thousand warriors."

"Yes, of course, if His Highness the Prince is not wrong..."

Jeluka's voice gradually became quieter, especially the last sentence, her lips were almost trembling.

"Well, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, I'm saying that His Royal Highness is really amazing."

"Yes...really? It really makes me embarrassed for you, a just knight, to say such things, hahahaha~~~~"

"Your Highness, it's true, hahahaha~~~~"

Is it my imagination? I always feel that Jeluka is imitating my laughter in an exaggerated way, which contains many other meanings. Did something go wrong just now? No, didn't Jeluka also take out nine crystal water tablets?

"Okay, let's go. Not far away is the skinning cellar. Next time we meet Amrutina and the others, we must surprise them."

I shook my head in confusion, I think it is better for people to look forward.

"His Royal Highness is indeed a duplicitous person. Look, he deliberately went in the opposite direction..."

I:"……"

"Is this the skinning cellar?"

After clearing out a tribe of hundreds of dwarfs occupying the entrance, we stepped into the damp and dark entrance of the cellar. The light all around suddenly dimmed. Jeluka looked around curiously, looking like a curious baby. look.

"Let's go. If you want to study it carefully, you have to go inside."

As I stepped forward, I said to Jeluka behind me. The entrance was full of traces of adventurers entering. Some guys with bad personalities even carved on the wall the sentence "A certain team came here for a visit." These traces soon disappeared. It will be covered by moist moss, so these marks should have been carved recently. They are really a group of guys who have not grown up. Is it my imagination? When I just glanced at the several human traces on the wall, I seemed to see the words Five Colors Team.

Uh, the name looks familiar, but I just can’t remember it. Forget it, the team with such a name must be a group of people who always like to dream about transforming from ordinary people into righteous supermen, then defeating the evil forces of darkness and saving the continent, and then teaming up with someone or There are many heroines who are hopeless idiots who have gone into hiding in the harem after experiencing love and hate entanglements. It is better to have less contact with them. Idiots are contagious.

Jeluka and I quickly entered the first floor of the skinning cellar. After facing several waves of dwarf attacks, we encountered the most disgusting monster in the skinning cellar.

The Undead Skinner is the product of the failed resurrection of the dwarf wizard. Although it is said to be a failure, it is actually more difficult to deal with than the dwarves. These undead Skinners look like the bones of a dwarf. Of course, there may be some sticking to the bones. There are rotten meat and internal organs, please ignore this if you think it will not affect your appetite.

The Undead Skinners deal higher damage than the dwarfs. In addition, they also have a major feature, which is that they are very fragile. They are worthy of being made of skeletons, but they will self-destruct once they die. This is especially imaginary with the self-destruction monster of Harrogath, and Their speed is much faster than the self-destruction monsters, and they are mixed among the dwarves, making them difficult to guard against.

Because I had the experience of bringing Willas and the others to the skinning cellar a few years ago, in order to nip any accidents in the cradle, I have worked hard on the monsters in the skinning cellar, especially the most dangerous undead skinners inside. , it can be said that I know a lot about these monsters, and I know the weight of these monsters. Therefore, not long after entering the skinning cellar, when the dangerous and dark atmosphere began to fill the air, I transformed into the Moon Wolf and did not dare to use my untransformed form at all. My form was shaky, because if I wasn't careful, I might be killed by the undead skinner before I could transform.

By the way, if the name of the Immortal Skinner seems a little strange, then their final advanced form, the Immortal Styx Doll, will probably be familiar to everyone who has played the game Diablo. Back then, how many warriors fell in the Cage of Hatred with hatred, leaving behind corpses and piles of golden coins, not because of Mephisto, but because of these little skeletons that made people hate and fear them.

It is relatively simple to deal with the undead skinners. The first key is to never let them get close, especially if you blow them up when you are close. This must be remembered, so adventurers who like refreshing melee combat should move aside. The sharp-eyed Amazons who quickly discover these undead skinners in the dwarf team and attack them are good at dealing with them. In addition, the magic range attack of the mage is also very effective. In a word, it is absolutely right to kill them from a distance. .

In addition to being dangerous and difficult to deal with, the Undead Skinner has another characteristic that makes me the most sad and angry, that is, the explosion rate is extremely low. Even an elite Undead Skinner may not even spare a single gold coin when he is stingy. for you.

The entrance to the second floor of the skinning cellar is still some distance away. Even with Jeluka, a universal map analyzer, it may not be possible to reach it today. Who was it that had nothing to do in the first place to dig such a big place? The cellar also has one, two and three floors. Are you planning to build an underground kingdom?

The first floor of the cellar is okay, it looks a bit like a cellar. There are wide caves everywhere, and there are even pools of clear water inside. However, a word of advice, don’t go near these pools. The guardians of the waters inside will come out and spit on you at any time. Green, these guardians of the waters are also one of the most difficult monsters to deal with. Because they are very cautious and insignificant, they usually hide deep in the water and will not come out even if the mage electrocutes the fish. Once you relax your vigilance, they will He immediately jumped out and sprayed a few mouthfuls of venom. After spraying, he dived back with a swish sound. He was well versed in the talent of the sprayer.

The second floor of the cellar is a bit like a maze. There are many winding passages, which are very easy to be attacked. As for the third floor, it is basically a maze. Yes, it is the kind that actually ends on the opposite side of the wall. But it requires you to go around a dozen times to reach the tooth-gnashing zigzag maze.

Akara, it shouldn't be a big deal if you break a few walls.

Well, actually this chapter is about an elementary school math problem with a little bit of language trap. Congratulations to Xianfan for winning the [Super! Mathematics Emperor] throne. V