Putting aside the content of this pathetic dream, in terms of the nature of this gorilla, it is easy to guess that this guy must have one or two such dreams even if he does not say it." No, not so much about dreams, It would be more appropriate not to mention the intention.
Then, it seems that from this orangutan's attempt to make the mother of the barbarian and the entire Arreat Mountains tremble in fear, it is also easy to see the pitiful behavior of the other two members of the sheep, mule, and chicken animal unit. dream.
That desert mercenary named Mishan probably wanted to travel around the world, watch the sunset from different places and different angles, and then lie down, stand, or look up at the snowy trees at the foot of the mountain, the rooftop square, or even high in the sky, like Golden Rooster Independence or Dapeng. Spread your wings and pee on the sunset in all directions.
As for the Barbarian Khan, it’s a little harder to guess what this fuck emperor’s dream is. Judging from his words and deeds, he seems to be very satisfied with doing morning exercises in Harrogas, so I guess one of this guy’s dreams is probably If you want Harrogas to have a longer morning time, it is even better to have morning all day long, so that he can perform to his heart's content throughout the day.
Forget it, let’s stop complaining. My bones are shaking all over my body. It’s really difficult for me to do something like roaring at the tea table in disgust. Even if I simulate it in my mind, I can feel the sound coming from my body like a machine. The squeaking sound when there is a lack of oil.
"By the way, it belongs to that guy Khan"
Gott didn't seem to understand my current mood at all. He wanted to expose the secret dreams of his other two good brothers and gay friends. I could only tell him to stop immediately. Such a dream that can arouse my desire to complain is a serious test of my current physical condition.
"Really? That's right, it's better to let them tell you in person, hahahaha
Gott laughed loudly.
I do not want to know! Don't want to know at all! I don’t even want to complain, you bastard! !
"By the way, since you asked that, what about your dream, Wu?"
After laughing for a moment and being silent for a while, Gott suddenly turned around and asked me this way.
"Eh? Mine"
I didn't expect that Gott would suddenly come back, and I began to think deeply.
"It really is that one, that's right."
At this moment, Gott seemed to be the Emperor of Truth. He looked at me angrily with the eyes of a public enemy of men, pointed hard and said: "Put all the beautiful girls from the entire Dark Continent into the harem, you extravagant bastard! It is indeed true. Bar!!"
When I saw Gott’s eyes that looked like those of all the men in Rogge’s camp staring at me a long time ago, I was secretly speechless. What I felt to others was, “Is this really like this?”
"It's impossible, it's impossible. Don't you think Sister Lina is a great beauty? Hasn't she become your wife?"
Because I have committed many crimes, I really can't find any evidence to prove that I don't have such thoughts, although I have never had such thoughts. In the end, I can only go off the rails and confuse the topic vaguely.
"That's right, wow haha, my Lina is also a great beauty.
"
After being flattered like this by me, the orangutan immediately became more confident, and the topic that made me sweat just now was taken away. It was really easy to coax.
"Then what is your dream?
Gaut was proud for a while, and then the topic returned.
"My dream, let me think about it, is to spend my whole life eating and waiting to die." "
Of course, there is also the great dream of conquering the universe with singing, but I will not tell it to a fool like Gott, waiting for him to see me standing on the stage, holding up the plaque that says "Music has no borders, music has no categories" When you do it, show a surprised look, huh
"Hey, you don't seem surprised."
Seeing Gaut as if he had transferred from the Emperor of Truth to the Emperor of Calmness, scratching his head without showing a surprised expression at all, I was surprised myself. In my opinion, this dream would definitely surprise people, and even reveal The contemptuous look is not surprising either.
How do you say "no" this"? I wanted to be surprised, but I don't know why, but I couldn't be surprised at all. Just when I was about to be surprised, something started to rise in my mind. This is the real Wu. Feel."
Gott was confused and explained a lot of things inexplicably. He always felt that there were words in it that were very rude to me. Do I look like a person who has the words "Eat and wait for death" written on my forehead?
"Oh oh oh, by the way, for example, don't you admit that you don't have the aura of a master? That's it. He looks like the kind of guy who wants to live in seclusion and enjoy a relaxed life. Speaking of which, Lina and I The first time I saw you, I was deceived by your appearance. I thought your reputation was just in vain."
It seemed that Datong's explanation just now was a bit vague. Gott turned around and tried to explain my senses in words.
"Huh, forget it, just treat it like this."
I shrugged my shoulders helplessly. Anyway, this was not the first time someone complained like this. From being called a cloaked man, Rogge was stingy, a quasi-tragedy emperor, etc., I should have been aware of it from the beginning.
"Speaking of which, if I had a wife like Veras..." Maybe every man would have all kinds of dreams ※
Gaut said this in a respectful and sad tone.
"My Lina, it would be great if I could learn a little bit of gentleness from Willas."
By the way, he said this in a small voice that even I, sitting next to him, could barely hear.
After a pause, he suddenly changed to a more serious tone, his eyes fell on the blood moon in the sky, and he said to me sideways.
"So, I say Wu, if you have such a dream, don't work too hard."
"It doesn't matter, I said I am sensible."
After a moment of silence, I said silently with a slightly guilty tone.
"and,"
"Besides, I can't stop. I'm not strong enough now, so I can't stop. My dream is to live such a life with Vilas and the others. I can't do it alone, so I can't stop until I can protect them. Come down until you have enough strength to protect them under any circumstances."
"Let me tell you. This is really incredible. You have set a big dream. Doesn't this run counter to your original purpose?"
After hearing these words, Gott was in awe and at the same time couldn't help but smile bitterly.
What is the concept of having enough strength to protect the other party under any circumstances for people in the Dark Continent? It should be "strong enough to defeat the three demon gods."
"There is nothing we can do about it. As for going in the opposite direction," any goal must be sacrificed. The only difference is whether you accept it first, work hard first, or enjoy it first. "
Move your body gently to make your whole body sore and tremble, making your muscles and bones tremble. Change to a slightly better position, finally. I simply lay on my back on the snow, so that I could see the night sky without raising my head.
Just be lazy for a little while.
"I am a lazy person. I have never denied this. But I don't want to live passively. I won't wake up until I lose something and make sacrifices for the goal of laziness. Shouldn't I have done this a long time ago?"
"You're right."
Gott lowered his head silently, not knowing what he was thinking, and then looked at me curiously and asked.
"But really, don't you feel tired even just occasionally?"
"Tiredness is a common thing."
I yawned hard and said casually.
"But the thought of doing it for these lovely wives is enough. I have been thinking for a long time, maybe I should thank the Dark Continent, thank all these lives, thank everyone who has met and interacted with me People who have passed. In fact, you have to thank those hell monsters.
I never thought that if any of these existed, even if any one of them was missing, it would lead me to deviate slightly from my current path. Perhaps because of this, I would be with Sarah, Linya, Vilas, and so on. I will pass by Alice and Molisha and the others and become strangers. When I think of this, I will be scared and grateful. "
"Tch, a bastard like you might end up escaping with another "no, two, several beauties if you pass them by." "
Gao Te teased me with jealous eyes: "Maybe you have missed more good girls by taking this path now. Wouldn't you feel regretful if you think about it like this?"
"Have you really always regarded my dream as having all the beautiful girls in the dark world as your harem? No, I won't feel any regret at all. I'm already very satisfied."
"Is that so?" Gott showed a surprised expression that said, "So your dream is really not like this," and then laughed loudly.
"Although I feel a little sorry for other people who are struggling to live in this world, but"
I couldn't help but smile: "For me, this is really a world that makes me cry with joy. I am grateful from the bottom of my heart to the guy who made me appear here."
"Who are they? Aren't they your parents? You are really an unfilial son."
Gott smiled and patted my shoulder, seeing my grinning expression. Then he suddenly showed an apologetic look.
Forget it, this guy doesn't know about my time travel knowledge, so it's not surprising that he would have such a misunderstanding.
"but
After a pause, Gaote's tone became serious again, and he was also very happy at the same time.
"But I'm really relieved to hear you say that."
"I, my own talent, Zi Gong knows, although it has some advantages over ordinary adventurers, in this life, reaching the realm before death is already the limit."
"But Wu, you are different." After a pause, Gaote looked at me with a more serious expression.
"You have already reached the domain level at a young age. I have no doubt at all now that you can reach Lord Tarasha, or even surpass his height. Great Elder Akara's choice is not wrong. This continent, at least in this era , I think there is no one more suitable and qualified to be a savior than you.
"So." Gott smiled solemnly, and his big hand fell on my shoulder. It was very light, but it made me feel extremely heavy in my heart.
"This joy is my selfish feeling, which is very unfair to you. It's great that you can be grateful to this world and everyone."
Two horses. Maybe thanks is due. At the critical moment, Xuan Yi guessed that Yun would be in a mess, and I might escape with Vilas and the others. "
I blinked, wondering if this would really happen to me.
"Hahahaha, even so, I still have to thank you. Only those who have truly experienced the cruelty of this world can understand the heaviness of this savior. No one can use it for any reason. The responsibility falls on you."
At this point, Gott suddenly stood up. Seriously, he gave me the most solemn knightly salute.
"I've always wanted to say this. I'm sorry, Wu, for putting a child like you on such a heavy responsibility."
"Go, go, I don't want an orangutan to thank me."
Seeing Gott suddenly become serious, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over as I was used to his idiot mode.
"It would be nice if my ability was higher and I could share some of the burden for you. But if you don't mind, one day, if necessary, you can take my life and use it at any time. All I can do is That’s all, I think this is not just one person’s idea, many people are thinking silently like this, standing behind you, waiting for that moment to come.”
Ignoring the disgusted expression I showed, but after finishing these words seriously, Gott breathed a sigh of relief, sat down, showed his gorilla-like giggle again, and started yelling without waiting for me to speak.
"Finally finished, I'm exhausted."
That's it. I don't know why. After listening to Gott's words, I felt a warm feeling in my heart. Although it was very cliché, I felt that it was just like this and there was no way.
It turns out that I am not alone. People are fighting.
"Forget it, just protect sister Lina."
In the end, I chuckled and said this.
The so-called savior is a person who steals the limelight, and his light obscures the existence of countless supporting roles. So how can you allow you guys to overpower me and steal my limelight? You bastards, you just have to obey the script, cower in bed and wait for me to raise your hands and cheer after I kill the devil.
"Hahahaha, yes, if you can't even protect Lina, what qualifications do you have to say such big words? After listening to what you said, my whole heart is now filled with Lina."
Gott smiled and gave me a thumbs up: "Sorry, for the time being, this is all I can do." "No, there are still things you can do. Gott."
I suddenly had a serious look on my face.
"Eh? What is it?!" Gott was stunned and scratched the back of his head stupidly.
"You're a fool to stand on the roof of the Marathon building and shout ten times!" I said with a flash of eyes and a thumbs up.
"Eh? Although it's not impossible, why do I have to do such a shameful thing?!!"
"I just want you to tell the truth." I shrugged indifferently.
"Don't act so indifferent, bastard, what do you mean by telling the truth? Are you saying that I am a fool? Well, take a step back and say, even if I am really a fool, why do I have to tell it, will you? Tell me about you still wetting the bed at your age, you bastard!!"
Gott, who was so angry that he entered the Godzilla mode after seeing the Empire State Building, bared his teeth and claws, and almost spit fire from his mouth.
Take 10,000 steps back." Actually, I really want to complain. It doesn't take 10,000 steps. Even half a step back. This idiot will fall into the abyss called the Stupid Orangutan King. If he takes 10,000 steps forward, If so, maybe he could still get a decent title.
"Don't be verbose, isn't it what a fool like you should do to please the savior? Who is the guy who can take this life at any time just now?" I continued to steal Gott.
"Even a savior wouldn't be able to do this. Speaking of which, are there any saviors who would make such unreasonable demands? Did you get the wrong role? Are you confusing the roles of the savior and the devil?!!"
Tsk, this orangutan actually complained about it.
"Okay, let's assume you are right. All in all, just thank you for coming over to help Alice and the others upgrade. Be grateful and remember to tell future generations. This is the thanks of the savior."
"I say" If you just want to say thank you, just say it. "
Gott looked at me and suddenly said this.
The true sense of animals is more acute than that of humans. Is this what it means? I didn’t want to say thank you in a roundabout way, I just didn’t want the orangutan to get too carried away.
"However, if we talk about thanks, it should actually be us and my wife who want to thank you and Elder Akala."
Just when I was secretly depressed, Gao Te's expression darkened, and he sighed without pretending to be sad,
It's going to be a holiday in a week, and I'm not so happy that I can't sleep or make a special spring break schedule or anything like that.
