"The eldest sister seems very happy."
Behind him, Paladin Malagby whispered to the wizard Cook who was walking next to him, and then his eyes fell on the girl walking in front.
She swung a beautiful and supple brown fox tail excitedly, and the cute plush fox ears on her head, which were also the same color but with a little white tip, also twitched from time to time.
With decades of experience in getting along, Malagbi swore in the name of his grandfather that his captain, Sister Lucia, was in a very good mood now.
“Then there’s no need to ask.
” Cook rolled his eyes.
"Let me ask you, where did Sister Lucia go just now?"
"Huh? Didn't you go to Lord Mara's place? Don't treat me like an idiot, you bastard."
Feeling underestimated, Malagby took advantage of his strength and deliberately grabbed the collar of Cook's mage robe and shook it.
"Ahem, let go, you idiot, you are an idiot."
Not to be outdone, Cook pulled out the magician's staff and stabbed Malagubi hard on the belly. As a result, one of them bent down and hugged his belly, while the other gasped and coughed. The attention-grabbing team adds to the popularity of the crowd.
"A couple of idiots."
Bai Lang murmured with a cold face, and kept a distance from the two of them and took a detour to show their relationship.
"Wha, what?"
Malagby and Cook glanced at the white wolf quietly. Then, Malagby turned his attention to Cook.
"Tell me, who said I'm an idiot?"
"Yes, do you want to ask Sister Lucia?" Kurt sneered.
"Just" Malagbi was speechless and looked away.
It was also the experience of getting along with her for many years that made Malagbi know that if she really went to ask like that, even if Lucia was in a good mood, it would not prevent her from making an unequivocal evaluation of "idiot".
"Okay, let's get back to the point. You haven't told me yet why Sister Lucia is so happy."
Coughing twice, Malagbi obviously wanted to change the subject. And Kurt, who felt that he had gained the upper hand, was happy to continue explaining to the idiot Malagby.
"Did you really not hear what Mala-sama and Lucia said?"
"Ah" I was playing with those bottles and jars of dimension at that time. ” Malagby scratched the back of his head and giggled.
Is this guy still a kid playing in the sand?
Looking at Malagby like this, Kurt couldn't help but worry about the future of the team.
"Ahem, listen well, Lord Mara said it."
Kurt pretended to be serious and looked at Malagby, making the other party uncontrollably nervous.
"Master Mala said that Malagbi will stay and help me pick herbs from now on. You can find another paladin partner."
"Why me?!!!" Malagubi looked up to the sky and screamed miserably, holding his head.
"Yeah, because, don't you see? Because there is a word "horse" at the beginning, maybe Mr. Mara feels very kind to you and treats you as his own grandson."
Kurt gave a thumbs up cheerfully.
"I don't want such kindness! And if that's the case, why does Sister Lucia look so happy? Is it possible?"
With tears streaming down his face, Malagbi stretched out his hand to grab the petite figure waving his tail in front of him, only to feel that the distance between them was getting farther and farther, and finally he was swallowed up by the bottomless black hole whirlpool.
Difficult...Am I a burden?
"Be strong, maybe you can usher in a new life. Oh my, Lady Mala is very popular in Harrogas. If you stay with her, you might be immediately noticed by some beautiful barbarian. , bid farewell to the miserable single life."
Kurt continued to add insult to injury.
"I don't want any barbarian beauties. Uh, but if it's Chaxi, no, what qualifications do you have to say anything about me, you virgin wizard!!"
Malagby suddenly pointed angrily at Kurt.
"What, what? You guys, you have the guts to do something that matters to me the most, you bastard!"
Kurt, who was enjoying the pleasure of teasing, immediately tasted the bitter consequences of Malagubi's counterattack. He covered his heart in pain and stared at the opponent as if he was seeing a bull in red cloth.
"Duo, how are you doing? Do you want to have a party?"
Malagubi bowed his body slightly, like a full-strung arrow containing powerful power. He held his claws in both hands and traced the trajectory of the Pegasus constellation in the void.
"Let you taste the pain of my Pegasus Gobi Fist again."
"That's what I should say, eat my blue and white striped underwear."
Kurt's face was as solemn as if he were on a pilgrimage, and he took a deep breath. He tied the loose mage robe firmly around his waist with a belt, and slowly raised his hands into fists above his head. He made his erect body look more like a water bottle, then yelled out the name of the move with wide-eyed anger.
There were two "bumps". It was not that the two's ultimate moves hit each other, but that Lucia, who did not know when to sneak behind their butts, kicked each of them in the buttocks.
"You two. Guys, why are you acting like idiots on the street?"
I don't know when Lucia's charming and seductive face was covered with a sneer, wagging her fluffy fox tail, one hand on her hip, glaring at the two of them and cursing loudly.
"And what's the point of such an embarrassing name? If you don't explain it clearly, I will send you to the Twin Seas offshore fishing vessel!!"
"No, Sister Lucia!!"
Malagubi and Kurt were immediately scared to death, with the navigation skills of the Dark Continent. The so-called ocean fishing boat is simply a kind of punishment. Generally, only death row prisoners who have made a life-and-death contract will be sent aboard. If you are lucky enough to win Na Ni's survival rate and get back a large number of precious fish from the ocean, you can It is possible to be pardoned.
"Sister Lucia, you have to make the decision for us, actually" it's like this"
The two of them were like abandoned newlyweds. Kneeling on the ground with tears streaming down his face, he accused someone of his sinful history.
The tragic story happened when they didn't know much about someone's attributes. Three people who met by chance in a bar got together, chatted and bragged with each other, and then a slightly drunk person revealed the hidden identity of the singer, Malag. Bee and Kurt naturally didn't believe it, and were further angered by the other's arrogant words of "Sing until you are convinced." So a bet was made.
Then, the two people gave in and fulfilled their bet. Their favorite moves were forced to be given such humiliating names, and they were required to shout out loudly when performing them.
Lucia:
Even the idiot duo Malagby and Coote would not be so vulgar. If it's the bad guy. It's like a fence.
Thinking of this, Lucia wanted to be angry, but her lips curved into a sweet arc uncontrollably.
"Look. Sister Lucia is here again."
At this time, Malagby and Kurt were surprisingly in tune, as if they were suddenly on the same front.
"Damn it. This is intentional, is it intentional? Doesn't she know that this kind of light is like the devil and the holy light to us?"
The two miserable single men, as if they couldn't bear the sweet light emanating from the pregnant girl, screamed and turned away. Cover your face with your arms.
"Ahem. Tell me why the fight suddenly started again.
Lucia, who felt she had lost her composure, quickly retracted her silly smile, coughed a few times, and regained her captain's power.
"By the way, Sister Lucia, are you trying to get me to leave the team?"
Malagby finally remembered this important matter, and couldn't help crying, looking at Lucia longingly.
"No, I never said anything like that."
Lucia, who was filled with joy, rarely used her little devil character to tease Malagbi, but directly denied it.
"Kuttheart this guy!!!"
Malagby immediately understood what was going on. He roared and rushed towards Kurt.
"More, I don't care about you anymore."
Lucia roughly understood what happened. She hummed coquettishly, and strode away, waving her proud and beautiful tail, as if there was something urgent.
"I'm telling you, I'm just telling you."
The wizard faced the paladin, and in the unfavorable situation of close combat, Kurt finally wisely chose to surrender.
"Actually, it's like this. Lord Mara said that Wu also came to Harrogas a few days ago, and then Sister Lucia came to her.
"So that's it. No wonder Sister Lucia
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Kurt and Malagby kept whispering to each other, and from time to time, with lewd expressions on their faces, they cast their thoughtful gazes far ahead to the fox's tail that was shaking excitedly as it moved away.
If their words were heard by the adventurers passing by nearby, then before tomorrow, the bar will definitely be filled with "The story that the alliance elders and His Highness Tianhu have to tell one of the two alliance elders are still in love. The hard pursuit of His Highness Tianhu" Harrogas wants to force a beautiful girl to fall in love with the hero, His Highness Tianhu seduces her, and the whole story of civil strife in the harem of the alliance elders is shocking!! His Highness Tianhu is pregnant out of wedlock, and the identity of the child’s father is self-evident, and he has an illegitimate daughter? The alliance elders bring Tianhu with him Your Highness is walking on the street together, who is the girl in your arms for? Picture attached" and other such gossip.
Then, wait until tomorrow, these gossips will turn into more nonsense gossips such as "Man and God are outraged! The alliance elders forced His Highness Tianhu to become pregnant with forbidden love! His Highness Tianhu seduced the illegitimate daughter of the alliance elders."
Back at the hotel, Lucia had gone to nowhere, but a moment later, White Wolf, Malagby and Kurt received her message and were called over.
In front of the three people, there were more than ten vegetable boxes.
"You guys try it."
White Wolf:
Kurt:
Malagby:
Although I have always known that their captain is an activist, this energy is too much."
And the most important thing is that these things are very subtle in terms of taste.
It's not that the craftsmanship is not good, but I don't know if His Highness Tianhu's taste is a little different from normal people, or he often thinks that salt is ice and snow, and he sprinkles it on casually. In short, it is "very salty".
"What? I personally cooked for you, and you don't want to eat it?!" Lucia stared fiercely at her charming eyes.
"No, we are so moved that we are speechless." Under Lucia's power, the three of them spoke against their will.
"It's all Boss Fan's fault. This debt will have to be recovered from him someday."
Malagby whispered quietly, and the other two nodded in deep agreement.
Then, they stiffly stretched out their hands and each took a dish. You looked at me, I looked at you. The three of them closed their eyes and ate it in one bite.
The next moment, the three of them opened their mouths slightly in shock, looking sluggish, and six lines of tears welled up. "I seemed to be dreaming of a big river. I couldn't see the other side, but there was a very kind voice beckoning me to come over."
"I dreamed of a field of flowers, and my dead grandma was sitting there smiling at me."
"I dreamed about Lena, and she handed the bento she made by herself into my hands."
The three of them each expressed their feelings.
"How's it going? Not bad, this is my favorite, and the bad guy also said it's delicious. Of course, I didn't make it specially for him. I just occasionally made too much, and there was only a little bit left. Just a little bit, I thought it was a waste so I poured it all to him, use the waste, huh!!"
Lucia crossed her arms and spoke with a blush on her round face, her beautiful fox ears and tail shaking back and forth.
It's not easy for him either.
Hearing Lucia's words and seeing her obviously lying tone and small movements, emphasizing the words "not specially" and "a little bit", for a moment, all the envy, jealousy and hatred in the three people's hearts disappeared. turned into understanding.
At this time, under the table, White Wolf lightly kicked Malagby and glanced at him.
This is the tacit understanding between the eyes that only the three of them can understand, having been trapped under Lucia's female coercion for many years.
Lao Ma, hurry up and find a way to anger Lucia."
The white wolf's eyes said so.
Do you want me to go to hell? ! ,
Malagby returned the look with an angry look of rejection.
It’s better than all of us going to hell.”
Bai Lang's eyes fell on the table, which was full of more than ten plates of dishes. No, it was vegetables and salt. The meaning was self-evident.
Even so, why me? ! ,
Malagby was even more sad and angry.
Because you can always anger Sister Lucia without even realizing it.
Kurt explained with his eyes.
Malagby was speechless.
Then, like a fearless warrior, he slammed the table and stood up, raised his head and stared at Lucia, took a deep breath, and asked loudly at a volume that could be heard throughout the hotel and even the nearby streets.
"Sister Lucia, how many children do you want to give to Boss Fan?!"
Will we have another 7,000 words tomorrow? Oh, it’s so painful.”D
