"Speaking of this, I remember a name."
I slowly raised my head and looked at the distant sky. My eyes seemed to pass through the blurred sky, returning to the distant memory and distant place. "Kayao...Sha."
Then, in the treasure box deep under the tree filled with memories, I found this name on a small fragment.
"Huh? Katyusha," what is it? "
Gott questioned the words that suddenly popped out of my mouth.
"Katyusha
After looking away for a moment, I suddenly clapped my hands.
"Hmm" is probably a type of shark. He likes to eat canned saury. He is good at jumping around fires and occasionally makes a puff sound. It should be something like firing a howitzer from its mouth. "
"What is the dazzling head of saury? How about jumping through fire rings?! And what about that popping howitzer?! Is there such a strange shark in this world?!!! This is too strange. Well, although I don’t know anything about it and I’m not qualified to protest, but Wu, shouldn’t you recall it carefully? Did you make a mistake? No matter how you listen to this, it sounds like a girl or a song. Is your name associated with something strange?"
Gott couldn't bear it and launched a vomiting attack.
"You, a guy who doesn't even know who Katyusha is, stop talking nonsense."
After coughing a few times, I pointed at the gorilla with a superior look and said, yes, how could my memory be wrong? When I was practicing the national anthem at home when I was young, my neighbors came over to praise me and said that if I could even remember the Russian songs, I would definitely become a promising child when I grow up. Although I don’t know what they meant, in any case, it should be... You're right to compliment me on my memory.
"Eh" Eh? Is Katyusha common sense? I didn’t expect that I have such a blind spot in knowledge, oh oh oh oh! ! ! "
He seemed to be swayed by my aura, and he held his head believing that it was a real Gorilla. A pitiful cry of ignorance.
"Speaking of Katyusha"
Although he no longer wants to pay attention to this gorilla who always likes to bite in key places, he seems to want to make up for this blind spot of "common sense". He is now like a student eager for knowledge looking up to the teacher, with a serious expression. He sat in front of me, listening to the fragments of my unreliable memories.
There was nothing he could do. If he could keep his mouth shut, it wouldn't matter if he listened.
"When you talk about Katyusha, don't you immediately think of ribs?"
"Huh?"
Gott opened his eyes full of curiosity. Raise your hands in protest.
"Teacher Wu. Although I don't know where you made a mistake, I always feel that you made a mistake in all aspects."
"That student over there, don't be wordy. He is the most miserable person who doesn't even know common sense like Zhao."
I mercilessly pushed Gott, who was bound by the spider web called common sense, into the abyss of ignorance.
"Listen up, the so-called Bi is the abbreviation of Bi, female, you know? To put it simply, it is a role-playing game, do you understand?"
As if the words "Role Playing Game" made of fireworks appeared in the sky, I pointed my finger upwards and announced proudly.
Although I don’t quite understand the other meanings of ribs, but this is the only thing I know. As a senior geek, even a fool can’t remember it wrong, even if the terrible mountain of English stands in front of me! !
"Sorry, teacher, I didn't listen at all. I'm such a fool." Gott shed tears of despair and banged his head on the ground desperately.
"Never mind, I never expected an orangutan to understand."
I shrugged helplessly and sighed, and continued to look far away, rummaging through the treasure box of memories for fragments.
"When it comes to role-playing games, we have to mention another kind of game, that's right. One of our spiritual food, the beautiful girl love game, abbreviated as Debi!!"
But "recently, don't you feel that a sad trend is spreading? Recently, more and more gay friends are choosing the route. A slight slip of the hand will cause the titanium alloy dog eyes specially worn to guard against this hand to be lost." Also stabbed blind.
Thinking of this, I fell to my knees weakly, tears streaming down my face.
What does "do" mean? "
Probably because he didn't hear the pronunciation of Bifei clearly, Gaote hesitated on the pronunciation of the word "Go".
"That's right, this is it!!"
Suddenly, Du jumped up from the ground and let out a tragic cry.
"This friend" will be called Goji's Mephisto Sword from now on! ! "
As the echoes of each sentence rippled in the sky, slowly, the question mark on the sword disappeared, replaced by these three words: gay.
Gott was stunned.
"Teacher, what does being gay mean?"
"Shut up, you just have to smile at this point."
He patted Gott's shoulder hard, and then put the successfully named crystal dagger back into the inventory.
"I never understood you from the beginning." What are you talking about, you bastard! ! "
Gott, who had been swirling in the abyss of ignorance, burst out in anger.
It seems that the orangutan was suppressed to death, no wonder he couldn't understand. In fact, "I just wanted to find fault with Mephisto from the beginning."
"Eh? Look at the other side!!"
I suddenly pointed into the distance and looked over intently.
"Don't try to change the subject. If you don't explain clearly what being gay is today... Huh?"
Gott thought I wanted to leave the topic, so he glanced disdainfully in the direction my finger pointed, but he also exclaimed.
"Land", well, it should be said to be lava, floating along the ice floes under our feet. I don't know when, we actually returned to the lava zone, which is the area of the Styx Cave.
I remember that after leaving the Styx Cave area, I should have been running in one direction, and it was impossible to go back.
After thinking about it, I suddenly realized that this entire sea of magma area is just a projection, and naturally it cannot be as boundless as the real sea of magma in hell. I guess there should be one here. A closed space is, simply put, just like the earth. If you walk in a straight line, sooner or later you will return to the starting point.
With this little hearing ability, I will never admit that my sense of direction is wrong.
All in all, it’s easy to go back to the Styx Cave area. Although you can use the scroll to return to the city even if you can’t find it, but still, we have to make a teleportation array from Harrogath to the Arreat Plateau, and then work hard Running for several hours to get back to the entrance of the Styx Cave would take a lot of time.
Seeing a familiar place, Gott couldn't help but wave his hands and yell toward the other side like a savage who had been besieged on an isolated island for decades. In the end, someone actually responded to his call for help. A large group of Styx temptresses with flapping wings and the Blood King carrying a pair of large axes were gathering on the opposite bank with a grin, waiting for the ice floe under our feet to drift over. .
Occasionally, I would have the urge to kick this idiot into the sea of lava.
After returning to the shore, after destroying the monsters that greeted us with warm eyes on the shore early, we continued on our way with Gott, nearly half an hour later. We finally made it back to the exit of the Cave of Styx.
Seeing the teleportation array shining with scarlet light, Gott and I both let out a long sigh of relief. Although it had only been more than two hours since we entered the cave, it was nothing compared to our usual experience. , but the two of us feel as if we have been there for several years, sighing at the colorfulness of life” and feeling a greeting to God from the bottom of our hearts.
Back in Harrogath, the sun was barely rising. The surrounding scenery still retains a hint of darkness, the night storm has subsided a lot, and the entire Arreat Plateau is shrouded in the tranquility and tranquility of the early morning. When we returned to the ice cave we dug, we unexpectedly bumped into Veras, who was standing at the door of the ice cave, humming a sweet tune and scrubbing the pan under the pure white ice and snow.
"Woo!!"
Raising her head, her eyes fell on me. Veras held the pan in her arms and puffed her cheeks slightly. Looked at me a little angry.
Seeing her posture, especially the golden pan in her arms, Gott and I both took a step back.
No, I met the person I least expected to meet right now.
Gott was even more desperate and showed a mournful expression as if he was going to be shot back to Harrogath with this murder weapon.
Then, Vilas's face softened, and she sighed slightly. With a helpless smile, which seemed to be set off by the dazzling light reflected by the rising sun on the snow, making people unable to look directly, she walked up and stretched out her hand. My little hands carefully arranged the crooked cloak tied around my neck.
"Sir, welcome back. Go and have a good rest. Breakfast will be ready soon."
"It's fine."
Looking at Willas's pretty back, Gott suddenly showed a sad expression.
"If only my Lina had one-tenth, no, even one percent of the gentleness of Veras."
"If so, so what? My dear?"
Behind him, a smile filled the air after Gao Te's words, but it made us hit hard. trembling words.
Looking back, Karina was standing behind us with a smile, looking at her husband with kind eyes.
"Lina" and "I" I just talked about casually. "
Gott's calves were already shaking.
"Indeed, when it comes to gentleness, even a hundred of me can't compare to Willas. It seems that I really need to learn from her on this point."
Suddenly, Karina's tone took a sharp turn. It seemed like there was a twist, which made Gott show a surprised expression, as if he wanted to strike while the iron was hot and turn Karina into a gentle and virtuous woman in one fell swoop.
"Yes, yes, study hard, study hard."
Not having the slightest idea that this was a trap, he responded by nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice.
What a pathetic guy, he was easily manipulated. I looked at Gott with pity, and then looked at Karina with awe. You can move slowly and stay away from Gott.
"Then, let's learn from the scene just now. My dear, do you want me to fix the ties of your cloak?"
Karina used a soft voice and slowly approached Gott. She didn't know that the scythe of death was already on her neck. She was stunned by the unprecedented gentleness of her lovely wife in front of him. She only breasted him. , nodded vigorously.
Then, Karina, who came to Gott, slowly stretched out her hand towards the other person's neck. Under Gott's ecstatic gaze, she grabbed his neck and slowly raised him, lifting his body into the air.
Gott, who has not yet come to his senses, showed a confused expression, his eyes saying: Lina, you seem to have grabbed the wrong place. "Oops, really?"
Karina looked up and smiled softly.
"But, your lace is too tight, you have to untie it to tie it again."
Gott, who started to hold his breath, continued to nod.
"But, I always feel that before you can tie your cloak just right, you have to untie the knot in your mind first, otherwise it will be useless no matter what you do, are you right, my dear?"
When Gao Te saw Feng Lina's murderous smile, he finally showed an expression of fear.
“I’m so sorry for marrying an ungentle wife!!!!”
After leaving Gott and sneaking away, I only heard the entrance of the cave. There was Karina's angry rebuke, then Gott's mournful cry, and finally a click, returning to silence.
I wish you to become a Buddha soon.
Silently making a sign of a cross on my chest, I mourned for Gott for a blink of an eye, and then with a smile on my face, I held the little angel Sarah in my arms and kissed her soft and smooth face. Take a bite.
Then, while eating breakfast, for some reason, Gott seemed to have changed his job as a son of shadow. He sat alone in the corner with his back to us, his back shrouded in gray. From far away, he could hear the drumming of his stomach and He made a swallowing sound, but he firmly stated that he was full just by breathing the fresh air in such a cheerful Harrogas morning.
After taking a short rest, we entered the Cave of Styx again and looked at this dark red world. Even though Gott and I had just left for less than an hour, we couldn't help but feel a sense of change in the sea and things and people.
If there is time, when the temple destroyed by the devil is rebuilt, Gott and I plan to continue the mischief of the deep altar, although the most precious thing there - the messages left by the kind predecessors are no longer there. However, we believe that as long as there are still idle adventurers in this world, this preciousness can be accumulated again with the passage of time. In a few decades, this place will become a new place of memories. land.
Well, I must admit that not wanting to be the last fool is one of the reasons that prompted me and Gott to continue this rumor.
Oh yes!
I suddenly remembered something and stopped the girls who were getting ready to go.
Then, he searched for it in the inventory, took out the dark gold giant war hammer that exploded from the little "Super Styx Witch", and handed it to Linya. Among them, only her level could equip it. A powerful weapon.
"Wu, are you thinking "it's impossible, it's impossible," no matter how hard you say it, if a mage is equipped with such a weapon, it's "impossible" to be able to pick it up?!!!"
Before Gaut finished speaking, he saw Linya taking the giant war hammer. At first, she could feel her little hand visibly sinking when she held the giant war hammer, but then, she skillfully Waving.
The Gaut couple, who were about to ascend the throne of Emperor Danding, had their golden bodies broken again, their mouths opened wide, and their expressions became dull.
After all, this melee hammer requires some strength and agility. Even a general level 40 melee professional may not be able to hold it if the equipment on his body is not good enough. Then, there is something in front of him. A living mage is wielding this giant war hammer to challenge their nerves.
The Gaut couple who don't know the truth can't think in their brains.
In fact, originally, Linya was a bit weak with this giant war hammer. Even with the bonus of soul interlocking and wearing a full set of high-grade equipment, her attributes were only about the power of a breast.
I have said before that if the strength appraisal attribute just meets the requirements of the equipment, it will be more difficult to use. However, this giant war hammer has an additional 30 points of power, so that people who can only use it reluctantly can Linya became extremely relaxed.
Therefore, there will be a scene where when you just take it, your hand will feel heavy, and then you will immediately wave it like an arm.
Linya, who was equipped with a dark gold giant war hammer, even if she didn't need the poisonous flower vine bracelet, after Karina added flame enhancement to the weapon, she could hit an enemy with one strike. Therefore, Linya handed over the poisonous flower vine. Gave it to the Sanwu Princess with lower attack power, so that their overall upgrade speed can be accelerated by one point.
On the other side, in the city of Harrogas, three men and one woman were striding through the crowd. The girl in front of her was particularly eye-catching with her beautiful appearance and fluffy fox ears and tail."
Many people have guessed the name Katyusha. Was the hint I gave too obvious? But you should also think about it carefully. Could such an obvious reminder be a trap?
PS: I did consider taking the name Katyusha, but I always felt that something was missing.
