Once, as a tragedy emperor and a quasi-tragedy emperor, Fini and I had a very serious conversation. At that time, I asked a very serious question for me and faced the possibility of removing the word "quasi" at any time. The terrible situation, my expression at that time was extremely sad.
"Fini, tell me, how do you understand the word tragedy emperor."
Wearing a cute green forest bar maid uniform, a maid's lace hair accessory, and a white apron embroidered with cute Styrian patterns around her waist, she used a duster to pat the sheets hanging on the hangers, Fini's His body suddenly froze, he turned around and gave me a strong and beautiful smile that could make those Fini fans in the Green Forest Bar fascinated and moved in unison.
Then, those beautiful pupils, shining with tears of unbearable past events, revealed something that can only be revealed after experiencing it thousands of times. She looked sad but also had a little bit of pride in her eyes. She used an upward tone, like this He said to me seriously.
"Cousin murmured, in Feini's opinion, the so-called tragedy emperor is when you think you are already tragic enough, in fact, the tragedy has just begun!!"
I gently put down the feather duster, put one hand on my hip, and her petite upper body with perfect girlish curves slightly leaned towards me. The index finger of the other hand pointed at me very definitely, and said this in a confident tone.
I can guarantee that this transvestite’s speech at this moment in her life is the most determined, confident, and full of self-confidence. It contains the kind of aura that stands on the top of the world and represents the most authoritative momentum. , it is impossible to argue, even I, the quasi-tragedy emperor who is the second person at the top of the world, can only surrender willingly to Feini's sad and confident tone with a subtle sense of pride.
At that time, my heart was sad. I was not only sad for myself because of Feini’s speech, but also very rare for me. She was so pitiful that I could only deceive myself and immerse myself in satisfaction and pride. Has he become the tragic emperor? Is there nothing else left in him that can be used to make up for the emptiness in his heart?
Although as a quasi-tragedy emperor, I am actually not qualified to speak of her, but! But! ! At least in terms of singing, and in terms of giving people or other things a very tasteful name, I still have a little bit of confidence. Of course, this is a very humble statement. It should be said that I am confident. It's absolutely no problem to be able to destroy one or two Earths or something with this kind of confidence, that's right, eh (firmly clenches fist)! !
"I said, Hey, Wu, now is not the time to be distracted.
When I came back to my senses, I turned my head in the direction of the voice, and I saw Gott shouting at me loudly with a sad face like a dead father and mother, with two lines of tears on his face that people are accustomed to.
"Oh, is something wrong?"
I wiped the corners of my mouth subconsciously, but no, I was actually infected by that stupid little ghost saint. Could it be that in the memory mode, the saliva flowed out unknowingly.
"What's up?"
Gott murmured what I just said, and then shouted loudly with an expression as if he was roaring and flipping the table.
"Now is not the time to ask what's going on, you bastard! Please be more serious about the following issues, be serious, you bastard!!"
"Oh, then what do you want me to say? In order to challenge himself, our brave and resourceful Mr. Gorilla resolutely released the demon sealed on the altar facade, and then played a supporting role as the faceless question mark man teammate Druid Wu Fan. Then the only line that comes out is, the orangutan hero King Gott, only you can save this world, and you are waving your sword to attack the devil?"
"Without such a presumption, who would commit such an act of committing suicide!!"
This gorilla was surprisingly rational at a time like this. I originally thought that if I encouraged him like this, he would really stop, turn around and charge forward with a sword.
"However, the sentence "gorilla hero king Gott" is quite good. Wu, can we discuss with you to remove the word "gorilla" in front of it. Just call it the hero king Gott?"
Sure enough, I still overestimated the IQ of this orangutan. I originally thought that at this critical moment, under the stimulation of adrenaline, the IQ of this orangutan could temporarily increase by one or two points, but no. After being serious for less than a second, he was attracted by the meaningless gorilla hero King Gott, and even forgot about the danger behind him that could swallow him up at any time.
"No, I can only choose between Gort the Gorilla and Gort the Gorilla King." I sighed and rejected Gort's request.
"Huh? Is the orangutan a necessary option? Is it that difficult to get rid of the orangutan? Also, is it my imagination? These two options seem to be a little different from the original ones. Whichever one you choose makes people uncomfortable."
Gaut asked repeatedly, and looked at me with hopeful eyes, hoping that I would be merciful and occasionally change my mind.
"Think about it carefully, bastard, the orangutan is your true body, right?! If the orangutan is removed, wouldn't the Hero King Gott be a completely different person? So the Hero King Gott who has the same name as himself is still Gorilla King, which one do you think is better? Hurry up and choose. Time is running out, so hurry up if you want to choose!!"
"Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me think about this important matter in life, please give me three more seconds." No less than ten seconds to think about it, think about it, like this It's an important choice. If I make the wrong choice, wouldn't my future life be ruined? "
Under my impatient urging, Gott showed an apocalyptic expression, held his head in despair, and looked at me with pleading eyes, hoping that I could give him a little more time.
Your life is already over.
I secretly complained, and looking at Gott's pitiful appearance, I nodded in agreement.
"Decided!!"
Just when the time was about to run out, Gott suddenly roared, giving the impression that he was giving himself a pep talk.
"I choose Gorilla King Gort. It's better to choose Gorilla King Gort. Although Hero King Gort is better, it belongs to someone else after all. Isn't there a saying that a thousand birds in the forest is worse than a bird in the hand? I will choose the front. It’s ready.”
"Very good, from now on you will be Gort, the orangutan king. Congratulations, you made a wise choice."
I smiled heartily and gave Gott a thumbs up.
"Hmph, it's nothing. This Mr. Orangutan King has been praised by the aunts and uncles in the neighborhood as a smart child since he was a child. Of course, I can embark on this right path because of the time you gave me, Wu. Chance."
As if holding an Oscar, Gott also gave me a thumbs up.
I:
Gott: Curse..."
Now is not the time to talk about cross talk, you bastard! !
I roared and threw away the tea table in my heart, and tears started to flow from Gott's stupid face again. The two of us, who were trying to escape the cruel reality we were facing with a relaxed conversation, once again heard the roar not far behind us. Amidst the noise, I could feel the melancholy and pain in the balls.
The incident dates back to more than ten minutes ago, when Gott, the idiot, stared at the orangutan. Huang Ran dug out the old Erzhen Zan from the pit, facing his back. The gems were inlaid.
Then, as if a spring was dug, a red light suddenly shot up from the gem inlay, spraying Gote up to a height of a hundred meters. Fortunately, this turbulent eruption of red light itself did not cause any harm, otherwise I would not be with you now. Gott ran wildly together. Instead, he dragged his body and ran away.
The entire altar shook violently again. This time, we soon knew that this was not a continuation of the prank, because "because the ground was gradually cracking, a large amount of lava erupted from these gaps, and the entire temple continued to collapse and violently It was shaking like a large ship named Titanic that had rubbed against the iceberg for a while, and it had reached the point where it would be buried with it if it didn't abandon the ship and leave.
If this is a continuation of the prank, how many times will this temple have to be destroyed before you hear it? Even if it could be regenerated because of the projection, it would be impossible to keep the treasure box and the scrolls inside.
Therefore, the remaining answer is simple, "Got, the orangutan, inadvertently came into contact with the real secret of the temple that all the adventurers who have been here have failed to discover, which is definitely the core of the taboo.
Speaking of which, it is too much to put all the blame on this stupid orangutan. I, who did not consider his IQ and lack of care, are actually also responsible. If I think about it now, this. In fact, from the moment the prank was revealed, there was still a huge suspicion that people had to be wary of.
That is, from the explanation of the message on the first scroll, it can be found that the great scholars brought by the idle adventurers were not able to translate the demonic text on the inscription. In other words, from beginning to end, No one really understood what kind of secrets this altar and these words concealed. The guys who came later were probably attracted by the whole prank and ignored this fact because they were all idiots.
No one knows what kind of secret this altar hides, that is to say. The possibility of unknown dangers cannot be ruled out, but everyone was confused by the prank left behind, and subconsciously thought: Ah, he can actually do such a prank. It should be very safe.
In fact, this is easy to discover, just because like the previous adventurers, I was immediately attracted by the kind messages from the seniors in the box, and ignored this unknown danger that was quietly forgotten in the corner, and failed to I also have the responsibility to stop Gott's idiotic behavior in time.
This is one point, and the other point, the reason why I feel that I must bear the greatest responsibility is - why did so many adventurers who came here not discover this hidden secret but was discovered by Gott? It is not ruled out that some idle adventurers may dig deep into the temple without giving up.
So, probably, maybe, or maybe, there is a certain chance that this kind of thing will happen. My quasi-tragedy emperor aura, which takes action when it’s time to take action, adds a hint to this tiny trigger probability...
What a misfortune! ! !
All in all, at that time, just before the temple collapsed, Gott and I retreated to the monster corridor in time. Due to the violent vibrations, cracks began to appear in this long corridor, making the two of us dare not stop at all. . The horrific scene of the ground breaking that day always gave us a sense of danger that the floor behind our heels would immediately break apart every time we took a step.
Then, at this moment, behind us, there was a huge roar.
"Ouch!!!! It's time to die." Murphy, Stowe, I", want to "kill" you!!"
That deafening roar. With some stiffness and stuttering, it's like someone who hasn't spoken for decades suddenly speaks. Of course, at this moment, we are more inclined to think that this is a demon that has been sealed here for countless years and just woke up. roar.
"Hey, Wu, it's talking about Mephisto. Did I hear it correctly? There should be someone with the same name as that demon god in this world."
While running wildly, Gott patted me on the shoulder, turned around, and found that his tragic eyes were filled with tears.
"Well, there should be. I know a paladin named Barr."
I took a deep breath. If I could cry, I would want to cry now, bastard! !
"But, I think that the voice behind him should be talking about the demon god Mephisto."
This sentence broke the last trace of luck in Gott's heart. Think about it, it's impossible. A big demon living in hell will know a guy with the same name as Mephisto in the Dark Continent. This probability is not zero but It's negative.
"Mo" Could it be that we got into trouble? "Two lines of sad tears finally burst out from Gott's eyes.
"It's not maybe, it's definitely, it's not us, it's you."
After hearing my ruthless speech, the two lines of tears on Gott's face turned from a stream into a river.
"So" now, what to do now? he asked tremblingly.
"All in all, it's better to escape for your life now."
I looked back and saw that it was not an illusion. The ground where our front feet left collapsed the next moment. Countless broken stones fell and were immediately engulfed by the lava below. Green smoke came out, which made my brain... A chill followed.
"At this moment, at the original location of the temple, a large piece of molten lava rose into the sky from the rolling sea of molten lava like a backward waterfall. Its momentum was like that of a mountain hundreds of times larger than a blue whale. Huge things, like leaping high from the sea.
In the lava rising into the sky, we saw a creepy scarlet demon pupil.
"Okay, it seems like they found us."
Feeling the momentum of being locked in the eyes, Gao Te asked me stammeringly with a sad face. "It's not like it seems, it's definitely." I looked away again.
"Boom!"
The demon hidden in the magma leaped high, and then its huge body fell back into the sea of magma, creating a huge wave of magma that was more than ten meters high and sweeping towards us.
"Be careful."
Transforming into a moon wolf, I grabbed Gott's collar and picked him up again. After a while of acceleration, I finally escaped the giant wave of lava.
Behind him, where the huge waves had crashed, the monster corridor thousands of meters long had completely disappeared.
But the danger is not over yet. The unknown giant monster has locked onto us, as if we two little reptiles are an appetizer after it unlocks the seal.
After the huge wave, like a great white shark appearing, a terrifying wide back appeared on the surface of the sea of molten water, riding the wind and waves and coming from behind us.
At this point, we have no choice but to run for our lives. What else can be done?
So, chasing and running, in this extremely boring process, and at the same time in order to escape reality, as mentioned above, the two-person cross talk performed by Gott and I happened." C
