"Be careful and pull back immediately if you see anything wrong."
I'm still a little worried, and I'm always watching the surroundings with suspicious eyes. Even if a big demon pops out of the sea of molten water at the next moment, I won't be surprised.
"Wu, you are too suspicious.
Gaut murmured with a smile, jumped down the crack, and without any hesitation, raised his big hand and opened the unlocked lid of the box.
"Huh?"
He suddenly let out a scream.
His eyes quickly fell on the inside of the box. There was no treasure as Gaut had imagined, but a pile of scattered scrolls.
There is no brilliance, no demon coming, but unexpectedly ordinary.
"What are these things?"
Gott took out the top scroll. Expanding and reading it, the general meaning is this.
On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, a certain adventure team launched this massive operation. Nearly one-third of the elite-level and idle-level adventurers in Harlogas were gathered together to protect a self-proclaimed erudite scholar who came here to try to uncover the secrets of the altar deep in the Cave of the Styx. Mystery.
But it's a pity that the bastard mage who claimed to be a scholar was proficient in magic circles instead of demonic writing. He couldn't understand the words on the inscription! !
As a result, the several adventure teams that had worked so hard to get here became angry. The words on the scroll were full of thoughts of throwing this boastful mage into the sea of molten metal.
But they were unwilling to leave like this. It happened that this great scholar was proficient in magic circles, so he created such a trap.
That's it,"
I:
Goth:
"Got, cheer up."
I put away my weapon, jumped down the crack, and patted the shoulder of Gaut, who was holding the scroll blankly, with two lines of tears pouring out of his eyes.
"Asshole, I'm fine, there's nothing wrong with me. Men, the so-called men are animals that keep growing up and maturing in lies. Only in this way can they become upright men, you bastard!"
Gao Te beat his chest and roared to the sky.
Stop talking nonsense. Guys who grow up in that kind of environment will just become another liar in the future.
Seeing Gao Te's face bursting with tears, I still felt a trace of pity and did not say anything to continue to attack him.
However, even if I am deceived, I have to admire the mind of the rumor maker. He has a clear grasp of the adventurer's psychology to be able to pull off such a ridiculous prank.
First of all, create a rumor full of flaws. Don’t worry that no one will be fooled, because there are so many adventurers who are idle. The more you know that the rumor is false, the more you may want to know what the rumor hides. Such deception.
This is the precise conclusion analyzed by this group of idle rumor makers based on their understanding of their own boredom.
Then, such a magic circle was created here. The opening conditions for four split-level gems of random types give people a very random and cheap feeling, which greatly reduces the credibility of this rumor.
But precisely because there is only a need for four crack-level gems, it is definitely not a big price for those adventurous teams who can get here. They have already come here in a hurry, and they will not care anymore. Spend four crack-level gems to continue to expose this scam.
If four complete gems are needed, the adventurers will be in pain and return home, but they will not lose their minds because of the pain. When they see such a high price, they will definitely turn around and leave immediately.
Then, after setting four gems, as expected by the adventurers who were convinced that this was a prank, there was a commotion on the altar for a while. Nothing happened.
there is only one truth. This is indeed a scam. At this time, those adventurers who were idle and aching, probably pretended to have a deep expression that I have seen through your childish tricks a long time ago, and then smiled brightly, while they were idle and aching, Surprisingly, I can find such a good time-consuming game. Satisfied, go back. Just when the prank seemed to have come to an end and they were about to go back, at this time, the second earth-shattering scene that Gaut and I saw appeared! !
Under the strong contrast, those adventurers would unconsciously feel a sense of being denied, and then suddenly came to their minds like I just said. Perhaps those previous adventurers did not wait for the second scene because of lack of patience. I left as soon as I showed up, so in the end this pie hit my head. Even I could think of this idea, and they must also be able to think of this. Everyone thinks that they are different, and everyone hopes that they are The protagonists have all imagined that God might suddenly take care of them, so under this subtle psychology, they have a little bit of expectation for the rumors.
"Finally," the treasure chest was opened. Just like Gott's expression just now, he had been tricked, really tricked. This was a hidden chain of pranks.
When I thought about the whole prank, even if I was fooled for a while, I had to admire the adventurer who planned the first and second hoax. He was definitely a little psychologist. If he didn't have such a deep grasp of the changes in human behavior, It is absolutely impossible to plan such a series of traps.
"Let's see what the scroll at the back is." Seeing Gott looking lost, I looked at the safe and changed the subject.
According to my guess, the scrolls below should be the last words of the victims." Ahem, they are messages.
"Yeah, let's take a look.
Gott wiped away the tears of a man called himself. He carefully placed the scroll in his hand next to him, leaving me quite speechless watching his every move.
I can guarantee that this orangutan is in his mind right now. I'm running through some really shitty thoughts. Probably like all the adventurers who were deceived before.
However, I can understand this mentality. Not to mention not wanting to be the last one to be fooled, it is a prank designed by such a spirit. If it is destroyed, I always feel a bit regretful. I feel sorry for those guys who are idle and feel pain.
Sure enough, Gott and I, who have such thoughts, are also the same kind of people who are idle and miserable.
Then Goth opened the first message.
"I curse you, you damn liar, and I curse you to be stabbed in the ass by Barr!"
After reciting the first note with empathy, Gao Te put it down, took the second one, and kept reciting it.
"The trap designed by the seniors is really clever and fully grasps the people's hearts. Even I was fooled. I admire it."
The third picture: "The guy above, give me a ball, you bastard, what kind of knowledge are you showing off? Take off your clothes and you are not a beast!"
The fourth picture:, "Senior above, don't be angry. The guy above is probably the designer's vest. It's not worth being angry with such a person."
The fifth picture: "I am Hua Hua Hua Hua, a member of the elite adventure team, Hua Hua Hua Hua Hua." Male, prosperous, Druid profession, handsome face, melancholy eyes, careful and generous personality, now sincerely witnessing the marriage. , the idiots who come later, if you are sincere, you can come to me in the Hua Hua Hua bar. Our team has passed the peak of Atre, and will set off to the second world in one year at most. The time is limited, if you want to Those who hurry
After reading this, Gott and I stared at each other for a moment before moving on to the next one.
"As someone who has two wives, I feel very stressed after seeing the speech of the senior above."
"Selling axes, the best golden ax of excellence, Qin enhances the damage, and increases the accuracy of the blade point. Strength, the best attributes, the favorite of the barbarian profession, the roar of the stall in the trade area, only for those who have been here. Idiots buy it, price is negotiable, first come first served, hurry up if you want to buy.”
"Wow, the adventure team is here for a visit."
: "From this experience of being deceived, as well as the messages from many seniors in the box. After rigorous analysis, I am worried about the future of the Adventurers Alliance. In my opinion, the Adventurers Alliance has the following twelve flaws: First, there are too many idle risk-takers; second, there is a lack of practical analytical ability; third, there is a lack of independent innovation ability; fourth, there is a lack of love for others, and the fifth is omitted below.
Jiu Zhang: "The Analyst Emperor suddenly appears!"
Zhang: "It's all farts."
Zhang: "The seniors above are fools, and the juniors below are fools."
Zhang: "You are the idiot, and your whole family is idiots."
Zhang: "Stop talking. In fact, we are all fools."
Zhang: "I passed by and watched the excitement. The seniors are really interesting. There are all kinds of people."
Zhang: "I'm so lucky. The Witch of Styx bought a pair of golden face protectors. It was a worthwhile trip."
The first Zhang:, "It's so boring.
Zhang: "Seniors above, they come here just because they are bored."
She opened her mouth and said, "It's so lonely."
As we watched, Gott and I burst into tears.
"There are only the last two left, do you want to read them?"
It seemed that he felt the tidal wave of loneliness, emptiness and pain in his balls from these messages. Gaut clutched his chest in pain and gasped for air, like a soldier who was about to fall after a bloody battle. Show a determined look.
"Of course you have to watch it, you have persevered, of course you can't give up halfway, this is what a man is!!!"
With this roar, he picked up the second to last card at lightning speed. With his eyes widened, he rubbed his nose to the distance above, suddenly unfolded the scroll in front of him, and read it word for word.
"Don't touch it, this is the toilet paper I just checked my butt!!"
The atmosphere suddenly solidified. After a moment, two lines of tears burst out of Gott's eyes again. He stiffly pulled the scroll away from his nose and looked at the quality of the scroll. Indeed, although it was placed at the end, this scroll But it is more yellow than any of the previous pictures, and this yellowing is not uniform, but concentrated in a large area in the center. I don’t know if it is an illusion, but I can still vaguely smell a suspicious smell emanating from it. .
Gott looked at me with tears in his eyes, and found that I had run a hundred meters away, and warned him with a timid look not to come closer. The two lines of tears on his face suddenly became wider.
"ok, I get it
He silently put away the yellowed suspicious scroll, then came to the edge of the altar, put his two hands into the hot molten liquid that could make an ordinary person's body evaporate instantly, and then picked up a handful of molten liquid to wash his face. If this were a game, during this process, I would definitely see that the guard above Pinter’s head would glow scarlet in succession, with words ※
"That's all right, right?
After washing it carefully, he kept applying cold water to his hands and face while squealing, and looked at me eagerly.
"Ha" haha, of course there is no problem. Aren't we good brothers? How could we care about such a trivial matter? "
I forced a smile dryly. After all, I have accomplished this. If I continue to alienate this orangutan, I wonder if he will jump directly into the sea of lava.
Because of the lessons learned from the past, we were extra careful when dealing with the last one. We looked at each other and nodded in unison. Xiao Yuga casually took out a long whiteboard dagger that had just exploded in the monster corridor and handed it to Gott. He held the dagger and carefully opened the scroll, reading the last A message on a scroll.
"Hahahahaha, you fools behind me, please remember this. My name is Oscar, and I am the great barbarian warrior who will save you and the entire Dark Continent in the future. Hahahahahaha!!!"
After a pause, there seemed to be words below, and Gaut continued to read.
"Note: I didn't touch the shit-sticky scroll above, absolutely not, you bastard!!"
Hello idiot Oscar, goodbye idiot Oscar. "It's always a waste of time
After reading a long message on the scroll, both Gott and I exhaled a sigh of relief. I felt tired and a little relieved at the same time.
It turns out that in this world, the number of our partners, those idiots, is so huge. The messages in this box are simply describing to us a scene of a mighty army of idiots.
We are not alone in this world,"
Okay, that’s the end of complaining about myself, let’s go on. Let's think carefully about what we should leave behind for our cute idiots.
I casually took out a blank scroll and unfolded it. I touched my chin, played with the quill in my hand, and began to think deeply.
Then, there was a tinkling sound in my ears.
When I looked up, I immediately strangled myself.
Gott, the stupid orangutan, had already lifted up the treasure box in the pit at some point, then took out a shovel and kept digging down.
"Stop it, do you want to dig through this place? What are you doing?!!"
I couldn't stand this stupid orangutan, so I couldn't help but roar loudly.
"Hmph
As if he had been waiting for my words, as soon as I made a sound, he immediately raised his head, proudly touched the tip of his nose with his thumb, supported his body with a shovel, and handed me a scroll triumphantly.
It reads: Cute idiot orangutan descendants, this orangutan knight has left you a rich treasure, which is under the box. Come on. Come on, swing your shovels. Dig out the treasure.
I have to say, it is indeed a bit creative. The question is what exactly does he want to bury here?
When I asked this, Gott said matter-of-factly.
"Of course it's a treasure. We've already talked about treasures. Let me take a look. Put some complete gems, and put a few pieces of golden equipment that have been replaced and are no longer needed. This way it will be considered rich."
He said this while rummaging through his inventory.
"Are you stupid?!!"
I picked up a small stone from the ground and hit the stupid orangutan on the head.
"What is the purpose of us leaving the scroll? Think about it carefully. The later generations will dig out the treasures you left and leave with smiles on their faces. Don't you feel jealous and unwilling in your heart? We were obviously deceived. It's so miserable. Why can they come back with a full load? Isn't this the opposite of the purpose of leaving a message for us? "
"makes sense
Gott thought for a moment and nodded.
"I know, indeed, how can we let the guys who came later leave happily? The regret in our hearts at the moment will stay here and let those idiots experience it, hehehehehe!!!"
Gott finally came to his senses, scowled, and let out a sinister laugh.
"So. I'll dig the hole deeper."
No matter how deep you dig, there will be something. Mao Yong, bastard! ! You don't understand at all, you bastard! !
"Ding".
I am in despair, completely despairing of the intelligence of this orangutan! I can't waste time paying attention to his stupid behavior, so I'd better do it alone. Just when I was thinking this, suddenly, there was a clear and loud sound from Gott, like the sound of hitting something hard. Attracted my attention again.
"Huh?"
The instigator, Gaut, let out a surprised sound, and then he seemed to have discovered something. He squatted down and dug his hands under the dug pit. Gradually, an obvious four grooves appeared in his eyes.
"Oh, what is this?"
After muttering to himself, Gott looked at the shape of the four slots and subconsciously took out a complete gemstone and inlaid it.
In an instant, a dazzling red light beam erupted from the pit, like a fountain, rushing the unprepared Gott into the air, and the entire temple began to shake violently for the third time."
Speaking of which, how many days are left until the Spring Festival? I’m looking forward to it, huh huh. D
