"Then that's it for today, Wu. You have to digest it when you go back. Let's go first."
After saying that, the two cane gangsters Akara and Kane strolled away, followed by old man Farah, and teleported away without even saying hello. What a rude guy.
"I'm hungry, let's go to your house to get some food."
Even Doug and Seatik couldn't do it, being able to say such shameless words after beating someone so openly. They were just an old drunkard with no other semicolon.
I rolled my eyes, and I already had an idea in my mind.
"Whatever, if you want to come, just come."
Turning my head and ignoring the old drunkard, I strolled towards the direction of the Mages Guild.
When we got home, the girls seemed to be planning to start dinner. As soon as they opened the tent door, I shouted at the top of my lungs.
"Veras, Vera"
"Wrong, sir, here it is."
Veras hurriedly wiped her little hands from the kitchen and ran out. She blinked her moist and cute black eyes and stood meekly in front of me, like a very loyal puppy.
"Is there any beef at home?"
"Well, yes, yesterday I went with Sarah and Xiaoqinli to buy a lot of ingredients, including beef."
Willas waggled her little tail and answered quickly.
"Sir, would you like some beef?"
"Well, I suddenly want to eat for some reason. Let's make a beef feast tonight."
"Okay, okay" OK, I understand, sir, I'll go confirm the materials first. "
Although she was confused as to why she suddenly became fond of beef, among the recipes in Willas's mind, I didn't seem to particularly like beef, but she still nodded obediently and returned to the kitchen. Started to get busy with Linya and the others.
"Do you think you can scare me away like this? That's right, I do hate everything about cows, but if it was made by Willas, I will definitely eat it for you to see!!"
I don’t know why, but the old drunkard suddenly glared at me in an imposing manner, then sat on the recliner with a stiff posture, crossed his legs, and looked tough as if I was determined to eat this king’s meal.
"By the way, Willas, is there any fresh milk? Don't forget that the offal soup should have a stronger taste."
I shouted into the kitchen.
"I got it, sir, don't worry, we will definitely make a beef feast that you like."
Veras' energetic voice came from the kitchen, and one could imagine her rolling up her sleeves and starting to handle the ingredients meticulously.
The kitchen belongs to this docile girl who is known as the universal housewife and the perfect wife.
"You," do you think you can scare me away like this? "
Although she was still arrogant, it was obvious that there was a hint of tremor in the old woman's voice.
After a while, the strong aroma of beef came from the kitchen.
Her face was startled, her nose twitched, and then the old drunkard became quiet, as if she didn't care at all. That calm look made me want to admire her.
Of course, only a little, because she could hold on until now because she had held her breath.
Now, dear viewers, let us wait and see how long the ultimate breath-holding time of a domain-level jungle hunter Amazon is.
"Damn it, you brat, remember this."
After a while, the old drunkard left such a line about a villain and ran away in panic. Of course, this does not mean that she can no longer hold on, I guess. If necessary, she could at least hold her breath for a whole day and be fine, but it was meaningless at all. When Willas brought out the large plates of beef and fresh milk, she would still have to run away. After judging this, She had no choice but to stop her stupid breath-holding behavior and hurried away.
! ! "
I made a fist and made a victory sign.
"By the way, where's Sarah?"
Seeing that there were only the busy sounds of Vilas and Linya in the kitchen, I couldn't help but ask.
"Sarah went to pick up sister Lena."
Vilas came out and started placing clean plates, knives and forks on the dining table.
"Hey, where is Master Kasha?"
Seeing that the old drunkard who came with me was gone, she tilted her head and made a cute sound of doubt.
"Well, she kind of left beforehand." "That's a pity. I also wanted Lady Kasha to taste the new dishes.
Vilas waved her fist regretfully, looking confident.
"Next time, there will definitely be a chance."
Feeling distressed, I stretched out my hand and wiped Willas' forehead. I thought to myself that it was a pity that I would never have this opportunity.
"elder brother"
After a while, Sarah pushed Lena back, sitting on the wheelchair. Bai Zhe's little hands gently pressed a few neat books on his legs. Lena's arrival seemed to fill the warm little tent suddenly. There was a scholarly and quiet atmosphere.
"Well, Lena, are you here? How are you? Are you feeling well?"
I quickly stepped forward and helped Lena stand up from the wheelchair.
In the past, Lena's body was still very weak. Even if she was in good condition, the most she could do was take a walk near the tent. Almost three meals a day are delivered by Vilas and the others, but things are getting better now. Even if they go back and forth every day, there seems to be no problem. So gradually, everyone at dinner will take Lena over for food and accommodation. Secondly, See you again in the morning
"Come on, sit down. Can you stay here tonight?"
I carefully helped Lena sit down and looked at the book on her lap. I asked with concern.
"What? Brother doesn't like me staying here?"
Putting the book aside, Lena leaned over with her delicate body, raised her head, and winked at me quietly with a hint of naughtiness.
"Look at you. You didn't learn anything from being with Grandma Akara. You just learned to make fun of your brother."
I couldn't help but pinch her pretty face and smiled.
"Haha, even if you act coquettishly."
Saying this, Lena seemed unable to withstand the cold wind outside just now, and weakly leaned her head lightly on my arms.
"If you want to be coquettish, just do it." The more Lena acts coquettishly, doesn't it mean that I, as an older brother, will be more successful? But don't make such a creepy excuse! ! "
Wrapping Lena's cold body around me, I couldn't help but shudder. I learned how to act coquettishly from Akara. This was such a speech that made people feel chilled in their hearts.
"hehe."
Lena smiled softly, closed her eyes and stopped talking.
"And little Sarah, thank you for your hard work."
At this time, Sarah, who came back from outside, had carefully brought a glass of hot water and placed it in front of Lena. I couldn't help but stretched out my other hand to hold her in my arms, and kissed her beautiful face.
"Our Sarah is getting more and more beautiful and well-behaved."
"Yes, yes, in front of sister Sarah, I don't even dare to share the view, for fear of being hit."
Lena in her arms on the other side said softly.
"I don't have it. Sister Lena does. I envy her peaceful temperament."
Sarah became shy, snuggled into my arms, and leaned her head against Lena's arms. She seemed to enjoy her quiet temperament, and her beautiful crimson pupils flashed with a peaceful color.
"Looking at it this way, you really look like two sisters."
How about two? Girls rely on each other, they are not sisters, but they are more affectionate than sisters, I couldn't help but joke. Saying this, I feel more and more like it.
is not that right?
Lena has hair as bright as snow and pale white pupil outlines. The temperament presented is quiet and elegant, while Sarah has long pink hair and fiery red pupils. If she usually purses her lips and looks a little indifferent, it will give people a sharp power emanating from that petite loli body. Rin felt like he was being pointed directly at a sharp sword burning with blazing flames.
Although the two are very different, and they don't look like they were born to the same parents, this almost opposite difference can be seen when the two people come together. It gives people an unexpected feeling of fusion, one is extremely quiet and the other is extremely dynamic, as if they complement each other.
"sisters?"
At this time, Linya and Princess Sanwu came out with a plate of steaming beef delicacies. They happened to hear my words and couldn't help but cast doubtful eyes on my arms.
"Look at it this way. It looks a bit similar."
Linya obviously agreed with my point of view, and even Princess Sanwu nodded subtly.
"We're here to have a meal."
That's when. Seattle's loud voice suddenly came from outside the door. Ever since he heard Doug's self-righteous statement, he had learned a lot and indirectly became thicker-skinned.
Following him was naturally Carlos. Judging from the dust on their bodies, it seemed that they had gone to the training ground again after the meeting.
What about these two? Guys, eager to break through the bottleneck and advance to the realm of the field, have almost become a training maniac.
"Sorry. I bothered you again."
Carlos is still more polite, but Kajiel is not here, and a grown man lives here. He seems too lazy to take care of his life. When he is busy practicing, he just eats and drinks with Seattle Ke. There is a danger of falling. Look. It's time to bring Kajiel back and let her take a good look at her father's sloppy appearance, so that Carlos can wake up and return to the right path of being a family man.
"Yo, you guys,"
As soon as Seattlek turned his eyes, he saw me, and of course Lena and Sarah, who were both in my arms and leaning on each other.
"Hey, Junior Brother Wu, have you finally reached out to Lena?"
After glaring for a moment, Seacoat opened his white teeth cheerfully, gave me a thumbs up and smiled.
This, what a rude thing to say, is this guy just looking for trouble? Do you want me to use the pot of hot offal soup on the table to pour it into his butt?
Hearing Seattle's disrespectful remarks, I even forgot my anger.
"Lord Seattleke is joking."
As for Lena, she is indeed a smart and literary girl. She did not panic at all because of Seattle's sudden speech. She slightly raised her head from her arms and glanced at the other party. With a peaceful smile on her face, she said softly.
"Isn't it normal for brothers and sisters to love each other?"
"Yes, yes, that's it. It's just your dirty thoughts and soul that are pornographic."
I quickly responded to Lena and raised my eyebrows at Seacoat.
"Yeah?"
Seattle's bald head tilted, showing a puzzled look. How could he look at these two brothers and sisters? Even the idiot Junior Brother Wu, especially Lena's performance, was too good no matter how you looked at it. It was so good that a stranger could see it for the first time. The impression from looking at them is that they are definitely a couple rather than brother and sister.
The intuition of adventurers is very sharp.
"Whoosh, whoosh"
Suddenly, Seattlek gave up his search, his face changed, his nose wrinkled slightly, and he started sniffing fiercely.
"This smell," could it be
"It should be right, this menacing taste attack"
Even Carlos, who was always calm and composed, had an expression on one side and covered his nose.
The two of them put their eyes on the already prepared beef delicacies on the dining table and cooked them again.
"Junior Brother Wu, this is what you will eat tonight, nothing else."
Holding his nose tightly, Seattle Ke asked angrily.
"Well, there are a few more dishes, roast beef, stew, beef soup, and fresh milk tea,"
I started to count on my fingers, but before I could finish counting, Seattleke made a sound from the corner.
"Forget it, I suddenly have something urgent to do. Forget it tonight, you can enjoy it slowly."
With that said, the big barbarian turned into a gust of wind and ran away.
"Ahem, I suddenly miss the taste of dried meat. I'm really sorry to disturb everyone.
"
Carlos followed and ran away without looking back. Everyone was baffled by the two people's actions, except me, of course.
Well, because these two guys are geniuses.
From afar, it seemed to me that today’s dinner was destined to be just our family.
"Ah ah ah, I'm starving, let's come over here to have a meal." Just as the thought came up, a genuine declaration of a meal came from outside. Needless to say, it must be that guy Doug. If he shows up, there The trio will definitely not be able to escape.
Sure enough, following the big guy Doug, Lar and Goff also walked in shamelessly as if this place was their home. The last person to come in was Aunt Lisa.
"Sorry, eating with these fools is too boring, so count me in."
Aunt Lisa looked at us, clasped her hands together, and winked playfully.
Ahem, how to describe it? The general meaning is that if there are other onlookers who don’t know the truth and see Aunt Lisa’s current appearance, their mouths are watering, and I tell them that in fact, this person in front of them is Uncle Lal’s daughter, and they are very likely to ** Will also believe it.
Of course, if you are deceived by Aunt Lisa's young and beautiful appearance and forget that when she is angry, she is more terrifying than Vilas, then you will be out of luck. The kitchen knife that has been practiced for more than ten years is in her hands. To be sure, if you want to cut off Lal's scalp, just cut Lal's scalp. If you want to cut off two hairs of Lal, you will never cut off one more or one less hair. He is no worse than the adventurers. I even doubt Sarah. His swordsmanship talent was derived from Aunt Lisa's kitchen knife skills.
"Oh my, my daughter and her husband are so loving, I feel relieved."
Seeing Sarah nuzzling in my arms, Aunt Lisa's eyes lit up and she became happy.
"When do you plan to have the baby? Tell me, tell me."
Seeing her mother looking so excited about her grandson, Sarah couldn't help but blush, swooped out of my arms, and fled to her room as if she had no choice but to escape.
"Alas, my daughter is still so shy. This is not good. She is not like me at all. Women, you have to work hard to get pregnant."
Seeing her daughter running away, Aunt Lisa sighed.
I feel like if you were like you, it would be my turn to have a headache.
I couldn't help but burst into tears when I heard Aunt Lisa's nice words before and then a strong speech after that.
Although I feel a little sorry for Aunt Lisa, Sarah, please don’t become like your mother in the future.
"Pregnant" pregnant? ! ! ! ! You kid! explain! What on earth do you want to do to my baby girl? Or what has been done? ! You beast! Scum! "
Lal's daughter's control was in full swing, and she grabbed me by the collar and shook me vigorously.
"Don't you think it's very rude to say such things to your son-in-law? Dear?! Love?!"
With a whoosh, a kitchen knife grazed Lar's neck with a gap of millimeters, and immediately after, Aunt Lisa's gentle and creepy smile and tone appeared from behind him.
As if a body-holding spell had been cast on him, Lal's whole body stiffened, the sweat on his forehead was like rain, and his face became miserable.
"I, my daughter, have been defiled like this, and she is still pregnant. I feel so sad."
In the end, Tiaozi succumbed to Aunt Lisa's power. He squatted in the corner with a pale back and kept drawing circles, seemingly saying some curse words for me.
"Wu, ignore that guy and come on."
Putting away the kitchen knife, Aunt Lisa gave me a thumbs up.
Uh." Actually, I was curious about what aspect she wanted to encourage me in, but I always felt that it would be very dangerous to ask questions, so I forgot about it.
The other two members of the Tiaozi trio did not pay any attention to the fact that their boss was at perhaps the biggest low ebb in his life, and that he might become an autistic man who despaired of the world. They were drooling and staring at the dining table. If Aunt Lisa hadn't shown her kitchen knife, they would have stretched out their claws on the food on it.
“Is beef really that delicious?”
Seeing the two of them swallowing their saliva, I couldn't help but ask.
Still staring at the dining table, they nodded in unison.
"I like it, of course I do. Is there any problem?"
"No," no,"
Recalling the way the old drunkard, Seacoat and Carlos fled, I couldn't help but look away.
You can really tell the difference between ordinary people and geniuses from a piece of beef. Maybe I have discovered a very scary beef theory! !
At this moment, I was deeply shocked by my own knowledge and wisdom.
I originally expected that I wouldn't have time to update tonight, uh, that's how it was. D
