"Junior Brother Wu, can I kill you? Can I kill you?"
Carlos, who was knocked away by a punch, was like a puppet that had lost his soul. He lowered his head and swayed toward us from a distance in an eerie manner.
Hey, hey, it's better if this comes out of your mouth. Why are you drawing your sword, you bastard! !
Qiang Yi!
The snow-white sword was pointed at me, who looked innocent. Trembling…trembling…
You bastard, just wait and see! One day I will let Kajiel call me daddy willingly! ! "
After leaving a declaration like a lost dog, Carlos wailed frantically and ran towards the sunset.
It's not easy for Carlos either.
As a person involved, I sighed.
"Big brother's heart!!"
A sweet cry in the distance woke me up. The only one who could call me that was baby Sarah.
I turned around suddenly, and sure enough I saw a small pink dot running towards me in the distance.
"Sarah baby, I miss you so much."
I hugged the pink little Loli tightly and said excitedly, and then. He gently rested his chin on Sarah's slender shoulder, crying where she couldn't see.
My weight and height haven’t changed at all. My little Sarah, should I be happy? Is it better to be sad?
"Sarah misses her big brother too, Yutian misses her too."
It’s still that clear and sweet voice like a silver bell, and those beautiful crimson pupils, just like the hot red lotus fire, which can purify any filth and evil in the world, leaving only the purest nobility and brightness. .
From this peerless face that no one can match, I can still vaguely see Sarah's style of using her offensive eyes in the past. I think back then, as long as her eyes showed a little pitiful look, it could make the whole person. The men in the camp howled like wolves, and even if Baal came, they would pounce on him, grab the tentacles, and take a bite.
It is indeed a strategic magic weapon that is called Wu's unique skill, along with the little ghost's teeth and so on.
"Oh, really? What's your idea?"
Seeing Sarah’s face flushed. I was so happy that I couldn't help but feel a little bit of teasing in my heart.
"It's just... I just think about it every day.
Sarah's face became even more rosy, she lowered her head and whispered shyly.
"For example, how long do you think about it every day?" I gave a hint.
Tilting her head, Sarah seemed to be really trying to remember, and then counted in detail, confusion began to flash in her beautiful big crimson eyes.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing Sarah look like this, I couldn't help but feel a little funny. In fact, even if this kind of question is like a lie that I think about 24 hours a day, I will be very happy. There is no need to study it seriously.
But this style is also one of Sarah's strengths.
"Sarah is counting how many times she has slept without dreaming about her big brother."
Sarah didn't even raise her head, she still twirled her fingers and frowned as if she was thinking hard.
Is it "how many times have I not dreamed" rather than "how many times have I dreamed"?
Feeling the meaning and affection contained in Sarah's unconscious words, my eyes couldn't help but feel a little sad.
Even if it takes ten lifetimes to protect this love, it won't be enough.
"Okay, little baby, there's no need to count, I know you miss me, that's all." I hugged Sarah tightly again, smelling the faint girly body fragrance, and said.
"Uh-huh"
Sarah also raised her head happily, as if I had finally figured it out, but was blocked by my words. A trace of trouble flashed across her eyes, but she still nodded obediently.
"If you figure it out, just tell me and see how much my little Sarajuk misses me."
Seeing the conflict on Sarah's face, I couldn't help but purse my lips and secretly smiled, and then said this.
He worked so hard to count, so of course he couldn't let his little baby's efforts go in vain.
"Hmm, oh, heart"
As if she sensed that I had completely penetrated her thoughts from her frank expression of emotion, Sarah felt a little embarrassed and let out a lovely whimper of unknown meaning. She blushed and rubbed my chest gently before speaking.
"Thirty-three days and thirty-two nights have passed since eldest brother left. Sarah's calculation is correct."
I opened my mouth wide for a moment, and without Sarah being aware of it, I suddenly turned around and looked at Princess Sanwu. Yes, as a math emperor, it is really rude for me to answer such a question. It is such a simple arithmetic problem. Just give it to Princess Sanwu.
Nodding, nodding, Princess Sanwu silently confirmed Sarah's words.
I seemed to detect a hint of pity behind those bright yellow eyes, and couldn't help but secretly spit.
Isn’t it just that I have a higher IQ? What's so great about me is that I'm much taller than you, my beard is longer than you, I weigh more than you, my nose is bigger than you, my hair is shorter than you, and my eyes are darker than you.
Have you seen my advantages and know these things? Do you still dare to look at me with that rampant pity?
I also gave him a knowing look and turned around.
"What's wrong, Xiao Dongli?"
Seeing Princess Sanwu squatting down suddenly, Vilas couldn't help but asked curiously.
Lifting up the lifeless face of the puppet and glancing at Vilas, Princess Sanwu pointed at an ant at her feet.
"The ant despises me and cannot burrow without it."
For Vilas, who didn't know the truth, Princess Sanwu's answer was completely radio-type, and she could only tilt her head and smile in confusion.
Hold it back, you must hold it back at this time, just pretend not to hear, if you get angry I will lose, you bastard! !
"It's indeed thirty-three days, what's wrong?"
"Sarah just counted."
Saying this, Shala's eyes began to moisten, and she timidly raised her head and glanced at me.
"What," what happened? "
The Chuchu eyes with the invincible starlight eyes that were very powerful in the past immediately made me feel as if I was being pointed at by countless dark gun muzzles, and there were buzzing gunships from the gunships above. The aura that would be blown to pieces in seconds raised his hands high in surrender like lightning.
"Sarah, Sarah hasn't dreamed about her big brother for six nights."
As if she had done something wrong, Sarah lowered her head in frustration, not daring to look directly into my eyes.
"You little fool."
When I heard Sarah's words, I was angry, funny, and even more moved. I didn't know what to say.
"Then tell me, why didn't you dream of me during those six nights?"
In the end, I just broke the casserole and asked the truth and replied like this.
"Because" because in those few days, I accidentally got lost and broke into a big dwarf's lair. I was chased by many dwarfs. The battle every day was very hard, and I almost fell asleep. Sleeping deeply, no dreams
The round and straight little nose twitched, Mu La said aggrievedly.
"What about other times? Do you dream about it at night?.
Holding back the emotion in my heart, I continued to ask.
"Um
Nod, nod without hesitation.
"You were thinking about it during the day too?
"Um.
Still nodded without thinking at all.
"It's the same when fighting.
"Um
Firmly, without any trace of falsehood, he pressed harder again.
"Idiot, fighting depends on you. Don't even think about it. What should I do if I get distracted?"
Finally, I couldn't help the surging emotion and love. I hugged the incomparable little loli in front of me tightly, lightly tapped her on the head, scolded her, and then regretted it. Feeling distressed, he gently caressed the place where he had knocked.
"No, Sarah likes her big brother the most. Thinking of her brother when fighting can double her fighting power."
Realizing that I didn't mean to be angry, Sarah, who was enjoying the gentleness of her parents, raised her head with blinking eyes and kissed me on the face affectionately.
I was so moved that I could only kiss Sarah on the face with excitement to vent the overflowing emotions in my heart. Sarah, who was a little shy, responded and bit my face with her moist and soft lips.
They kept making embarrassing "chirping" sounds and kissed each other. To outsiders, it looked like two dogs, one big and one small, licking each other and being intimate. They could only feel the pure love overflowing with catharsis. There is not a single bit of sex in it.
When the turbulent emotions were almost vented, we rubbed each other's faces contentedly, hugged Sarah in my arms, turned around and looked at Willas, and I suddenly smiled happily.
"Little Lulu, what about you, have you missed me every day for more than a month?"
Vilas was looking at the warm scene in front of her. While smiling, she also felt a little envious of Sarah. She was extremely shy and couldn't do it like Sarah, at least not in broad daylight with everyone watching. arrive. Suddenly, before she could react, when she was asked this question, Vilas's face turned red like a ripe crab.
"I"I"I"when"of course"I"
Waving hurriedly, the vegetable basket held in her hand danced as Willas panicked, and the ingredients that had just been placed jumped out one by one and scattered all over the floor.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, you" look, the fruits have fallen. You have to pick them up quickly. If they are dirty, they won't taste good if they are dirty, right. a ha ha ha"
Suddenly, Vilas turned around at lightning speed, squatted down with her back to everyone, and began to pick it up on the ground in a panic. The rapid movements of her little hands seemed to express her inner shame.
However, I don’t know whether it was because Willas was too panicked, or because these fruits and vegetables were trying to make trouble for Willas with all their strength today. Each one was like a marble, bouncing and slippery. Willas picked it up here and there, and finally The more you pick it up, the more messy it becomes.
"Wooing heart"
Finally, the pitiful Willas knelt on the ground in a posture of zero, and her back was pale and she screamed.
Said so. Her perfectly curved buttocks facing us seemed to have a dog's tail, which was hanging down in frustration and sweeping around on the ground.
"Humph! Anyway, I sleep more deeply than Sarah. I can't compare to Sarah more often!!"
I kept saying "I" for a long time, and finally, Vilas grunted like she was angry, stood up, quickly packed up the ingredients on the floor, then turned her back to us and crossed her arms with her chest. Looks like I'm angry.
"Puff, puff, puff, oh"
Seeing Willas showing off such a cute side, I suppressed my laughter.
Hahaha, this little puppy, didn’t what she said just now reveal that she also secretly counted the number of times she dreamed of me?
I can think of Sarah and Princess Sanwu even more. They are also enduring it very hard now, especially Princess Sanwu. It is probably because she cannot express it through laughter and expressions, so her body language seems exaggerated. One o'clock, with your back to us, Ren's shoulder
"I'm going back, wuwu, I'm going back to the poison."
Seemingly aware of the subtle laughter behind her, Vilas looked even more depressed, almost giving up on herself.
Even so,
Even so! !
No matter how heated the atmosphere was here, Kajiel and her two daughters still remained unmoved and faced each other.
It feels as if the battlefield between them has been isolated and formed into another independent, raging, fighting world, and our words cannot reach their ears at all.
"Really?" Is their relationship already so good?
I scratched my head and smiled, thinking this.
"Sister Sarah, are you here?
At this moment, just when I thought the three of them were immersed in the battlefield and unable to extricate themselves, Silos and Aikelu suddenly turned around. Greet Sarah with a sweet smile.
"Syluth, Ecolu, don't overdo it."
For a moment, I almost thought I had an illusion, but Sarah really tried hard to exude a mature temperament.
Why do you say it's hard work?
Look at Sarah, Xilusi and Aikelu, who have gradually grown into young girls, are already half a head taller than her. If the three of them walk on the street without talking to each other, Sarah, who has absolute loli attributes, will definitely be unfamiliar. People think of her as the sister of Sirus and Aikelu.
Regarding Sarah's sudden performance, after I came to this conclusion, I suddenly realized that I seemed to feel this sense of incongruous maturity exuding from her, which was similar to Siluth Ecolu's "Sister Sarah" the pressure zone formed between them.
how to say? Work hard, Sarah, isn't there a girl in the anime who looks like a primary school student and is called mom? So, be strong.
"grumble!!"
Just when Xilusi and Aikolu turned around to greet Sarah, Kajieer on the opposite side suddenly shouted with her childish and cute voice, as if saying "There is a flaw", and suddenly said to Two people rushed forward.
Alas, Kajiel is quite clever. Carlos should be pleased to see this scene."
Wait, a sly smile seemed to flash across the faces of Silos and Aikelu. Facing Kajie's surprise attack, they didn't show a trace of panic. Could it be that,
"Kajiel is such an idiot.
"It's so easy to be fooled
The twins smiled in victory as if their plan had succeeded, and they jumped to the left and right and separated as if they were opening a door, waiting for Kajie to rush in and invite you to the urn.
it is as expected.
For some reason, I suddenly had a shiver. Looking at Kajie's self-indulgent figure, I felt a strong sense of empathy in my heart.
Although the two little angels are kind and pure, they do not mean they are stupid. Especially when fighting, they show the wit of the Chinese people.
Could it be that his father, like Kajier now, will be eaten to death by these two little cuties?
"grumble!!?"
Kajier was shocked and realized that something was wrong. Her plush and petite wings behind her were like those of a young bird. She flapped her wings desperately and braked her body. Unfortunately, it was a step too late. By the time she stabilized her body, Siluth and Aikolu had already arrived. Rushing up from behind her.
Kajier, who lost one move first, could only fall into passive defense.
After watching the fight between the three of them for a while, I found that compared with their first battle a few years ago, they have made great progress, and their moves are very sophisticated. I highly doubt that Kajie can use this skill against Carlos so skillfully. The uppercut has a very long-standing relationship with her and Silos Ekolu's perennial confrontation.
I wonder if Carlos would cry or laugh if he knew about this?
However, one thing has never changed.
Kajier is like a rich second generation. Relying on her half-angel bloodline and the excellent genes of her father Carlos, she is ten times more powerful than Silos and Ecolu combined.
But Xilusi and Aikelu also have advantages. The first is their tacit understanding, which is almost like a strong tacit understanding of one soul split into two. When they join forces, their strength is almost like multiplication. It is estimated that even those who cooperate Even those who have been in the adventure team for decades will be ashamed of the tacit understanding shown by Silos and Ecolu.
The second is the advantage in development. Just like just now, the body of a six- or seven-year-old body, the hands and feet are definitely not as slender and flexible as Xilusi and Aikolu, and Kajie's current intelligence is only equivalent to that of a three- or four-year-old who is just sensible. At such a level, it is really easy to be deceived by Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu.
These advantages offset each other, resulting in the strength of the two sides being almost the same. However, overall, Kajie'er often loses. No, because of her reckless actions just now, she is now at a disadvantage. If nothing unexpected happens, at most ten minutes. She had to cry and throw herself into my arms to complain.
I didn't stop this battle. Some battles are about hatred, like humans and monsters, but some battles are about feelings, like Rickon and Hans. And it's also a kind of exercise, so why not do it?
"Oh, it's quite lively.
Just as I was discussing the battle between my daughters, a familiar voice came from the distance.
With a slight glance, the three cops, Lardoug and Gefu, were walking towards this side leisurely.
Looking at their eight-character steps, they really felt as if they had completed their mission of saving the continent and returned home in glory as the savior.
If Sarah hadn't been there, I would have complained. The three police officers had suffered a lot from me, and now they seemed to want to get the upper hand. Before I could say anything, they started shouting.
"I said, you are a son-in-law. When you see your father-in-law, why don't you come over and kneel down to pay your respects?"
Lal breathed heavily, like a fat-bellied greedy man.
"The world is deteriorating. Young people today don't know how to respect the elderly and care for the young."
Doug is also building momentum for his boss.
"Sarah, tell me, do you really have such a father? Why didn't I know?"
I glanced at the three of them indifferently, then turned to Sarah and asked.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, please don't instigate Sarah to say such cruel words, please!".
Before Sarah could say anything, Lal stood up straight, bent down, and apologized, all at once.
Numerous facts have proven that between her husband and her father, Sarah would always fall forward without hesitation and act as the best. Lal, who is obsessed with his daughter, often bursts into tears over this.
"Long time no see. I heard that you have saved the continent. What a pity. Congratulations, three saviors."
For the sake of Lal's sincere apology, I finally put the topic of complaining aside and created a new complaint topic.
"Well, ahem, although it is not impossible, for the time being, we have only taken the third crucial step.
These three guys, without blushing or heartbeat, made a humble expression, took my sarcasm as a compliment, and climbed up the pole unceremoniously, proudly claiming the title of future savior for themselves. Woke up.
With how shameless they are, I can only admit defeat and give up this topic. Besides, I want to delete the chapter "Lan Paste, Grass, Arrow, Animal, Lu, Al, Grudge, Farewell to the Future"
The result that Doug's bullshit mouth blew out was that the three obscene demons became their grooms' mount slaves, or that the three tragic people fought bloody battles and finally resorted to the barbarian and the paladin. The ultimate, the ultimate, the ultimate secret, the long-lost legendary combination technique of the ultimate secret that is said to have a success rate of less than one in a billion. In the roar of courage and justice, a miracle appeared. After a big explosion that destroyed half of the continent, the continent finally restored peace. The three demon gods and the three heroes who defeated them disappeared together in the explosion. No one knew their death or survival. Then a few years later in a quiet and green valley,
Forget it, stop talking, why do I have to blow it out for Doug? But if I have to add the last plot, it’s not impossible.
In a quiet and green valley, Lar held Mephisto with a happy face, Doug held Apollo with a swollen belly, and Gefu and Barr held a cute little boy of two or three years old."
It turned out to be me. Sarah, Aunt Lisa, if you can, please cut ties with Lar's guy.
"Ahem. I went to Lu Gaoyin in the second world.
After coughing a few times, I said.
"we know
Lal and the others seemed to feel that something was finally coming. Hip Hop's expression suddenly became solemn.
"The atmosphere of Lu Gaoyin in the second world is slightly different from that in the first world. I frowned and my expression became awe-inspiring.
"Oh, is that so? It's really gratifying."
Lal and the other three lowered their bodies slightly and bowed their waists, instantly creating an atmosphere as if they were facing some powerful enemy. The aura created by adventurers who had experienced life and death was exactly the same as Kajiel and Xilu. The atmosphere of the confrontation between the three people of Seikolu was not of the same level.
In just a moment, the four of us seemed to be enveloped by an invisible and tragic pressure. There was even a chilling wind blowing in the sky.
It seems that Lal and the others have been prepared, and this time they will not be fooled as easily as before.
Feeling the depressing atmosphere like a battlefield, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and sweat appeared on my forehead.
"Will it go smoothly this time?"
The dark wind blowing around us became stronger and stronger. Even Kajiel and the twins, who were locked in a selfless fight at the side, felt it. They stopped fighting and looked towards us with nervous eyes.
It's time to take action! !
Almost at the same time, four "Gulu" sounds and a small sound of swallowing water sounded.
"So, because it's different, I brought back souvenirs this time."
In an instant, six dazzling lights flashed through the eyes of the three people opposite, as if to say: I am just waiting for your words! !
These three guys are not simple, they are well prepared!!
"Then we'll accept it without any hesitation."
Taking a deep breath, Lal drew his sword to face the enemy like a peerless swordsman. With a clang, he took half a step forward, raised his sword and said.
I turned my hand over and an exquisite sheathed sword appeared in my palm.
"The name of the sword is Silver Fish. It is three feet long and one inch wide. It blows hair and breaks hair. It cuts iron like clay."
Facing Lar's compliment, I said in a deep voice without changing my expression.
"then!".
With one throw, the gorgeous sword, inlaid with ruined gems, drew a parabola in mid-air and landed in Lal's hand.
"What a sword!!"
Lal took the sword, glanced at it, his eyes flashed, shouted loudly, and then pulled it out with a clang. Suddenly, the sword song and dragon roar resounded throughout the world.
A silver swordfish with a sword hilt hung limply from Lal's hand.
The three of them suddenly became stiff like losers who had their acupoints tapped by a single mistake. Mouth enlarged C
