"Quiet!!"
"We lost, damn it! We lost to a stuffed bear!!"
The blazing sun, which was too hot to be seen, had already been dyed with a hint of sunset red. Before my daughters and I had gone far, we discovered such a dramatic scene. Five tall and strong adventurers in plain clothes looked like hay. Usually they fly over from the other side of the street at high speed and rub the ground hard several times, maybe dozens of times. Stopped after rolling. Then he just lay on the ground, banging his forehead on the stone ground with regret while crying bitterly.
Lost to "a bear?" Several questions popped up in my mind.
"Dog," big brother, there is another one! ! "
One of the adventurers has sharper eyes. He noticed me coming from the other side from afar, and couldn't help but pat the shoulder of a druid next to me, with a flash of fear in his eyes.
Damn it, is this a conspiracy? Are we already surrounded? ! "
The druid, who was called the boss and seemed to be the captain of the team, coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood.
"Boss, we'll fight them."
The other four adventurers were filled with tears, their eyes showing determination.
"Brothers!!"
The Druid boss's eyes couldn't help but turn red. Only at this moment can we see something. It's human nature, and all my brothers are good.
Hey, I said, what do you want to do, just tell me quickly, don't let it be staged here like a scene of brotherly love when the enemy tied explosives and Molotov cocktails to the body under heavy siege. I watched it on TV.
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I looked at the scene in front of me with indifferent eyes without being moved at all. It was Sirus and Ecolu. He has a kind and pure heart and does not know the sinister nature of the human heart. Charlatanism, I was moved in an instant.
"Brothers, stand up, we fought with it, and we also want to let others know that we are not someone to be trifled with. The druid stood up and shouted loudly.
I'm really sorry, my ears subconsciously filtered out their team names.
"Look, boss, that bear actually kidnapped a child!!"
At this time, one of the people in the team, probably the sharp-eyed man, noticed the twins sitting on my shoulders and couldn't help but exclaimed loudly.
"Damn it, our Huahuahuahua team is here. How can we tolerate a traitor like you?" No. It's a treacherous bear doing evil! "
In an instant, the five adventurers on the opposite side who didn't know that they had been completely treated as sidekicks, who had been defeated twice by calling out their team's names majestically, were just like the senior lolita control players of the Loli Protection Association. Members, when they see a strange man on the street using a lollipop to abduct a little girl, his anger is burning.
The anger in their hearts has become their biggest reason and motivation, and the five of them waved their fists. They lined up in rows with roars and rushed towards me from the opposite side.
Originally, I wanted to ignore these idiots and just use speed to get around them, but now what? Condition",
Five guys lined up in a row, subtly blocking all positions.
Above? The sky is not good, what should I do if the bumps hit my lovely Xi Lusi and Aike Lu?
You guys are asking for your own death.
I sighed helplessly. Facing the adventurers charging towards me, I touched my daughters’ heads. The two little angels who understood my meaning from the actions seemed to be full of confidence in me. Facing the adventurers, I touched my daughters’ heads. The five adventurers, who were as majestic as tanks, hugged my head tightly without any fear, and gently closed their beautiful starry eyes.
very good,
"Ah ah ah ah ah !".
On a certain street in Lugaoyin City, a red light flashed. Then five heroic screams echoed high in the sky.
After the roadblock was cleared, I patted Sirus and Aikelu, motioned them to open their eyes, and continued walking towards the street in front of me.
At the end of the street, five adventurers had their heads stuck in the wall. The parts below their necks were hung in a neat row halfway up the wall. They looked like the enemy who were hanged in ancient times and then hung their bodies at the city gate to demonstrate to passers-by. spy.
"Boss, boss, are you still alive?"
After shaking for a moment, one of the adventurers finally pulled his head out of the wall and asked the adventurer next to him.
"I'm fine."
With a crackling sound, gravel and soil were brought out, and the druid pulled out his head.
"No, this stuffed bear seems to be more ferocious than the first one."
Thinking that I haven't even figured out how the other party moved or what happened, I feel a pain in my chest. He flew up inexplicably, and his body was inserted here uncontrollably. The druid savored the difference between being abused for the first time and being abused for the second time, and then he was shocked.
"This bear seems to have just appeared. It seems that the other adventurers haven't gotten the news yet. Let's go and notify them as soon as possible!!" Captain Druid, who suddenly felt a heavy responsibility, jumped down and walked towards the bar with the other four brothers. Run to the stronghold.
Before they could run a few steps, a figure covered in bruises and staggering appeared in front of them.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
They hurriedly stepped forward to help each other. Although they couldn't call out each other's names for a while, the five of them knew that they were seeing each other.
The injured adventurer on your side participated in the siege of the stuffed bears in the pattern field! Fighting comrades! "
"Hold on, don't fall down. We still have important information here. Let's go to the bar and let everyone know."
Captain Druid hopes to use this news to cheer up his injured comrades who are depressed.
"Intelligence" haha" no longer "needs" such things."
After raising his eyelids and looking at everyone, the adventurer said intermittently and suddenly burst into tears.
"Everyone" and "all the brothers" have been wiped out" by that abominable stuffed bear! ! "Wooing heart"
"how so?"
The five people's faces were stunned, and they sat helplessly on the street. The fiery red sunset, which was setting in the west, illuminated their fallen backs as the defeated ones, blood-red.
Oh, that's really exciting.
Along the way, I saw various adventurers falling to the ground, moaning and groaning. Of course, there were also some flaws that had not faded. In other words, adventurers who were not afraid of death continued to get up from the ground, exuding the appearance of the five heroes of Langya Mountain. With a heroic momentum, he rushed towards me, shouting "Ahhhhh!! I will never lose this time, you bastard" and other commonly used lines in the role. He looked at the adventurer next to him who was unable to stand up. That makes me burst into tears.
Although my courage is commendable, it is impossible for me to just stand there obediently and be beaten. Naturally, these guys have followed in the footsteps of the first adventure team.
“Daddy daddy!!”
As they walked forward, the number of adventurers who fell to the ground, exuding the aura of bereaved dogs, became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared. Suddenly, the lovely daughters pointed ahead and shouted.
Following the dazzling sunset, we looked up and saw a long shadow drawn by the setting sun appearing in front of us.
The other party seemed to have heard the voices of Xi Lusi and Ai Xinglu. He turned around, and just in time, through the fiery red light, I could see the other party's appearance clearly.
"It's Aunt Sharna."
The two little angels whispered in my ears with a little admiration and a little fear.
Nod, nod, it is indeed Sister Sharna.
Seeing that it was us, Sister Sharna stopped, and I strode forward to catch up. When I got closer to my sister, I was immediately frightened by her appearance.
Her colorful plush doll outfit, which was exactly the same as mine, was already covered in bloodstains. At a glance, one would think of the opponent fighting on a bloody battlefield.
Although since I met the first adventuring team that sought death, I vaguely guessed that it was Sister Sharna who did it. After all, what should I say? This stuffed bear costume was so confusing that Sister Sharna stopped talking. Even Seatik didn't recognize her, let alone the other adventurers, so I expected that some suicides would occur.
It's just that it's such a scale and such a cruelty. But what I didn't expect was that after a rough calculation through the streets I just passed, there were close to a hundred adventurers. Counting other places, I am afraid that those who actually participated in this battle was later named the Ragdoll Bear Crusade. Adventurer, be an adventurer.
In this regard, I can only say that after the battle to defend the city, these guys all turned into idlers who were full and had nothing to do.
Thinking of this, I looked at my sister. Bathed in the golden sunset and covered in blood, Sister Sharna's figure gave me the majesty of a sunset war god even though she was wearing a cute stuffed bear suit. , however, a puppet suit is always a puppet suit. After such a fierce battle, many cracks have appeared in the seams on it, and you can see the snow-white cotton-like objects filled inside.
Those adventurers are not easy to mess with either. It's a miracle that this set of puppets has lasted until now. I really don't know who made them because they were bored. They are almost as boring as old man Farah.
Let's go back
I wrote silently on the ground.
Although that guy from Seattle is not kind. Most of these things were probably caused by him, though. From that puppet costume, I could feel the joy emanating from Sister Sharna.
Although I really wanted to ask her if she was having fun. But thinking about those painful physical punishment skills of the queen, I still put away my claws obediently.
"Gam"
nod. Nodding, Sister Sharna was very serious and worked hard to play her role. She even imitated the Hell Fighting Bear's cry and inability to speak, and the two of us stood together. It would be really difficult for ordinary people to tell who is who.
So, two identical brown tycoons. With two identical twin angels. Basking in the sunset, we headed home.
"Hey, Brother Carlos, where's that bastard from Seattle?" In the alley near the hotel, I canceled the Hell Fighting Bear transformation, returned to the hotel door, and greeted Carlos who was standing outside.
"He feels that his crime is serious and he has escaped."
Carlos smiled softly and said something that left me scratching my head.
With a "hiss" sound, the zipper at the back opened. At the opening, Sister Sharna's cold and arrogant figure was revealed. After putting away the stuffed bear suit she took off, she looked around and said The first human words of the day came out.
"Don't think I don't know. Those adventurers were instigated by Seatlek. He'd better be careful when walking at night in the future."
After saying that, my sister strode into the hotel.
"Angry?"
Looking at Sharna's disappearing back, Carlos looked a little confused. Logically speaking, with Sharna's character, she should definitely be angry, and her words just now proved this.
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But why own intuition. But feel that the other person is not really angry? At this moment, Carlos was puzzled.
"God knows."
I shrugged my shoulders. Although I knew the answer in my heart, I didn't dare to say it even to death.
"By the way, what sister Sharna just said. Let Seattle be careful when walking at night. Don't let anything happen. It will be bad if our team is reduced in number. Please help me convey this sentence to Seattle. Damn that bastard."
After saying that, I held the little hands of Xilusi and Aikelu, and followed Sister Sharna.
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"Junior Brother Wu can feel that he is really angry, and he will indeed do something."
Carlos looked back and thought with a sense of loss.
Siarrank, wish yourself well.
The next morning, I had just finished breakfast and was about to go out to visit the dens of the KFC team and the Hanbag team to see if Ricken and Hans were alive.
As soon as his front foot stepped out, his body suddenly stiffened.
Two sharp eyes behind him were staring at him closely, as if they could make a "general sound".
"Good morning," Good morning, Sirus and Aikolu. "
The toothpick in my mouth twitched slightly, and I turned back stiffly to say hello to my daughters who were dressed in simple casual clothes, but still couldn't hide their angelic, holy and beautiful aura.
“Daddy daddy!!”
Feeling that their presence was noticed, the two cute little angels flew into my arms and started acting coquettishly.
"Dad is going out?"
Aikelu raised his head, his clear and pure eyes falling on my face.
"Well, yes, yes."
The corners of my mouth twitched slightly, and my voice suddenly trembled as I felt the pressure this innocent gaze put on me.
"It must be to the square."
With her innocent and bright smile, Sirus gave me a tenfold fatal blow.
"You must fulfill your promise."
Ecolu added one more blow with a hundred times fatal blow.
"Of course, you idiot Aikelu, why bother asking? Dad is definitely not the kind of person who doesn't keep his word."
Siluth puffed up her cute little face and complained openly to her sister, but in that cruel inner world that could not be seen, it was like a sword storm after a fatal attack, and she was taken over in an instant. He killed someone's head with only a layer of bloody skin left.
"That" of course, how could I not keep my words, hahahahahahahaha"
My mouth maintained the image of being a father, but my heart was filled with blood and tears.
The tragedy has indeed just begun.
Thinking of this, I severely chopped up the listless Seattle Ke who was nesting in the corner like a prisoner, eating a bowl of porridge and pickles for breakfast.
Sister Sharna, who was sitting quietly aside, glanced at me with a subtle look that I couldn't understand. She seemed to want to say something but hesitated. In the end, he still didn't speak, and kept watching me leave with his cold sea-blue eyes.
"Big Bear, Big Bear is here again"
As soon as we arrived at the square, the group of kids from yesterday immediately swarmed us, and there seemed to be a few new ones. What am I doing? Go! !
Did you start to increase your membership at a young age? !
Silos and Aikolu stood far away. Although they really want to join, they are much older than these little brats after all, so they are a bit reluctant to let go.
Yes, yes, I'm almost old now. Please don't act like you did when you were a child, making me embarrassed by being too affectionate. At least don't do this when there are many people.
I thought a little sadly.
There is another reason why they are not allowed to come. It’s their beauty and temperament.
The two little angels are no longer the ordinary girls from the two small villages in the Western Kingdom five years ago. As a pastor-in-waiting, as my daughter. Living a happy life with no worries about food and clothing, they naturally have a temperament that ordinary children don't have, and their beauty is completely different from these ordinary children. They are people of two different classes and different worlds. Naturally, they have a certain aura about them. Class barriers.
Of course, after they advance to become priests. Maybe I could get out of this predicament, which is why I was willing to come over and let them watch me being embarrassed.
For the future of my daughters and for their dream of being a great pastor, what does it matter to me, a father, if I suffer a little injustice?
But then again,
I am a master in the field, hahaha, and I am an elder of the alliance! ! I am a person who is more powerful and has a higher status than Silos and Ecolu! ! We are two people from different worlds! ! Can you also create some estrangement for me? ! Don't use anything that doesn't have the aura of a master or
It’s also very dangerous today. It’s said that the classification has dropped to tenth place.”D
