The whole table was silent for a while, and then laborious laughter broke out from around them. Then, a group of bachelors including Ricken, Hans, Baal, and Kira lowered their heads in great pressure and began to cry secretly.
"Didn't I say it before? I already have a wife. That's right, when we were in the Rogge camp, Ricken didn't know it was excusable. Wasn't Hans there at the time? He also ate my wife Prepare dry food for me."
I stretched out my index finger and shook it, reminding them, are these guys really so forgetful that they can't remember even the arousing feelings that I remember?
"That said, I remember it too."
Hans wiped the bachelor man's bloody tears and nodded.
"It's just those boxes of terribly salty vegetables, right?"
Although it is true that the little fox did make a slight mistake in the amount of seasoning, it is still a lunch of love and pride for Her Highness the Holy Lady Sky Fox.
Can I punch this guy in the face? Can I ask him to spit out everything he ate that day?
"Did your wife cook those dishes?"
Rickon once again flipped the fatal switch for them.
"No, how should I say, it's another one,"
“There’s more than one?!”
Several grown men looked up to the sky and wailed, then fell to the ground and rolled around.
"You poor light skills"
I thought that the long-term pain would be better than the short-term pain, so I might as well give them a refreshing blow, and sure enough, the words fell off the net. A few long-shaped caterpillars on the ground twitched a few times and then disappeared.
"Is Brother Gris married?"
I asked the cool assassin Gris who was unusually calm from the beginning.
"No."
With a simple answer, the assassin, shrouded in a black cloak and exuding a cold and sharp aura, gently pulled out a fist blade, wiped it with a handkerchief, and said.
"My wife. Only the blade in my hand."
It's really a very assassin-like answer.
"Where are the eldest brothers? Are they already married?"
I continued to ask the four mercenaries in the two teams.
"Ha, we already have wives. This boy has two more, and I heard that the children have already entered the training camp."
The barbarian mercenary sitting on the left hit a bearded desert warrior next to him with his elbow. smiled.
"Oh, damn,"
Several bereaved dogs crawled up from under the table. The five wedding parties present looked at each other with resentment, and the expressions on their faces were quite constipated.
"Don't be ridiculous. If we want to get married, we can get married right away."
Hans stepped on the chair, clenched his fists and shouted loudly, as if a huge wave was surging behind him.
"It's just that you can't bear the pain of separation, right? Hahahaha, let me tell you, Hans is surprisingly innocent and fragile emotionally,"
The barbarian mercenaries on Hans' team. Using his big mouth as a barbarian, Hans's face became colorful as if he had been poisoned with just one sentence.
"Hahaha, you idiot"
Ricken held his belly and laughed. Unexpectedly, before Hans could explode, the barbarian mercenary on his team couldn't stand it any longer and added something to everyone in a low voice.
"Actually, the same goes for Rickon."
Ricken and Hans were silent for a moment. Suddenly it was like twin brothers who had a tacit understanding. They looked at each other and nodded, then roared "I'll fight you" and rushed towards the barbarian mercenaries in their own team.
The wizard Kira and the paladin Baal activated the long-awaited Mingzhe protection card. The wizard Kira and the paladin Baal continued to ambush the next passerby card, onlooker card and soy sauce card. Then they directly activated the summoning maid card and each wanted it. A glass of ale to end this round of combat.
Riken is in automatic battle.
Hans is in automatic combat.
Rickon was victorious.
Hans was defeated.
Baal activates the group taunt card.
Kira continued to use Mingzhe's protection card to defend.
Baal Qun mocked Ka to show his effectiveness and was besieged by four people.
Riken moves the white devil card, which is affected by the effect of the group taunt card and his level increases.
Hans moves the Dark Death card, which is affected by the effect of the White Devil card of the couple card, and the level is upgraded to level.
The barbarian mercenaries use the Blue Eyes and White Dragon card to do odd jobs.
The barbarian mercenary uses the red-eyed black dragon card to do odd jobs.
Passerby cards, onlooker cards and soy sauce cards were all powerfully broken, and Barr faced the attack head on.
Baal was defeated and his health was minus 4. His body had been mosaic processed.
The above is explained.
"It was such a tragic battle." I couldn't help but burst into tears.
"By the way, if this is the reason, aren't there still unmarried women in your team?"
I pointed at the Amazon sisters Des and Dena who had been watching the show nearby.
"No, no."
Ricken and Hans immediately shook their hands. Then he leaned into my ears and whispered softly.
"These two guys have inherited none of the advantages of women. They have learned all the bad personalities of Amazons."
"Dong dong"
With two heavy blows, the two brothers fell to the ground with their buttocks raised high, with a smoking spear stuck in each anus. Instead of Ricken and Hans sitting on my left and right, there were two tall, plump and hot figures.
"Don't listen to the wails of these two miserable men."
Des leaned forward and put a hand on her shoulder. The other hand gently caressed my cheek, and her wild and beautiful face came up and gently blew the fragrance into my ears.
"If it's a man like Elder Wu Fan, we can't consider it."
Breathing into my ear, using extremely sexy words, De "pattern said, "Yes, Elder Wu Fan is Lady Sharna's younger brother, right? In this way"
Dana put one arm around my other arm. Press your plump breasts tightly together, and use the index finger of your other hand to gently circle my chest. He said with blurred eyes, that intoxicated look. It was obvious that he was wandering around and had wild thoughts.
I said, in fact, the real purpose of you two is Sister Sharna."
"I finally got rid of the entanglement of this pair of Lily Amazons. I looked at each other with lingering fear at Ricken and Hans who had just pulled out the spear from their buttocks and were lying on the bench next to them wailing. I felt very sad in my heart. Of course.
These female Amazon sisters are indeed not the choices of ordinary men.
"Okay, Des and Dena cough. Of course, such a beauty is not worthy of bachelor men like you."
I originally wanted to say that these two sisters are not worthy of men at all, but recalling the scene where Ricken and Hans had just had their anus fucked, I immediately tightened my anus and quickly changed my mind.
Having said that, all the Amazons I have seen seem to have a hobby of having anal sex, and they are indeed a strong matriarchal race.
"But, isn't there Arius? Hannah, Hannah, what a beautiful girl, at least you can fight for it."
I took two steps forward and put my big hand on the shoulder of Aleus, who had been silently lowering his head and tinkering with the quill in his hand, who seemed a little depressed. The next moment, the big hand pressing on that petite shoulder felt a huge pain from his fingers. Let me wail loudly.
"Ouch!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!!! It's pierced! It's pierced!!!"
The words "Fingers connected to the heart" were indeed true. I retracted my hand as fast as lightning, hugged my fingers and screamed.
The quill pen held in Alius's hand was still dripping with blood, which seemed to be telling the cruelty of this murder. With her head lowered, half of her petite face was hidden behind straight hanging fiery red bangs, and she was holding the bleeding quill tightly. Under the dim light of the bar, she looked like she was standing with a bloody hatchet in her hand. A girl with a hatchet with blood-red eyes on a pile of minced meat.
"Old...teacher" said in a trembling voice.
ha?
"dagger,"
Um?
"Fool!!!!"
Then, she finally used her agility as an assassin to the fullest. Her eyes flickered, and a huge force came from her body. I had already reached down, and suddenly I saw Aleus sitting on my waist, holding the notes in her hand high. rise.
Hey, hey, wait...wait...
"Papa Papa Papa Papa Papapa Papa"
There was a sound like raindrops hitting, and the notes in Alius's hand turned into a mixture of light and shadow. It kept scratching on both sides of a certain tragic man's cheeks.
"I just seemed to have had a nightmare."
Sitting up suddenly, I found myself in a bar and looked around at Rickenhans and the others. Something seemed to ring. Then he murmured this.
"I remember it was talking about Des and Dana. Why did I fall asleep all of a sudden?"
Recalling what happened in my previous life when I fell asleep, I looked at the two of them in confusion.
"Don't worry, Brother Wu."
Hans put his hand on my shoulder and suddenly squeezed out a tear from the corner of his eye.
"Yeah, don't force yourself now. Everything will be fine."
Ricken also nodded sadly.
"Go, go, go, it sounds like I have lost my memory.
"I slapped their hands away impatiently.
Uh, my cheeks seem a little burning. Is it an illusion? My fingers hurt a little. Did some guy play a prank on me while I was asleep?
I glanced around fiercely. Not having a clear goal, I had no choice but to stand up and sit on the chair again. Look back. Alius, the rotten girl, still looked expressionless, writing rapidly with the quill in his hand, as if he was struggling with the notes.
No, I suddenly felt that I could no longer let Aleus stay and rot like this.
"Aleus
I twitched the corners of my mouth and smiled what I thought was the most friendly smile. Then he dropped his hands towards the other person's slender shoulders.
At the moment of contact, how should I describe the feeling that suddenly came from my soul? It was like being bitten by a snake and being afraid of well ropes for three years. Probably,
But, why do I have this misunderstanding about Aleus?
Anyway, I followed the man's sixth sense and retracted my hand, and I coughed a few times.
"Ahem, Aleus, besides writing, do you have any other interests?"
Ignore, ignore,
"Ahem, um, Arius, are you listening? I'm asking you, besides these things, are you interested in anything else?"
Being ignored by Aliushua again, I felt a little embarrassed, so I couldn't help but stepped forward and asked loudly again.
"Zhizhi"
I closed my eyes subconsciously and felt a chill on my face. When I opened my eyes, I wiped the liquid on my face and saw that the entire palm of my hand had turned into jet black.
"Slippery..."
Aleus said indifferently while playing with the quill dripping with ink.
"Have I offended this little guy?"
His face was covered in ink as if he had been greeted by an octopus. I looked at the others stupidly.
"This" can be said to be yes, or it can be said to be no. "The honest Ricken replied very subtly. As for Hans Baer and the others, they had already whistled and avoided my questioning gaze as if it had nothing to do with them.
I always feel like these guys are hiding something from me.
But it doesn't matter, it's like that. Whether the system crashes or is infected by a virus, there is one simplest way, and that is...
Format the hard drive.
With a "pop" sound, the roll of paper fell on the head of the little rotten girl. As always, she hugged her head in frustration, shivering and moaning like a frightened little animal.
"Come on, guy, tell me. Do you have any other hobbies besides these?
I raised my head, and for a moment, I don't know if it was my imagination, but there seemed to be a flash of, uh, sadness in the tearful eyes of this little animal. ! !
An illusion, it must be.
After a moment of thinking, the dumbfounded Alius shook his head.
"Impossible? Don't you have any other dreams? Everyone has more than one dream. For example, your brother Hans, in addition to being the number one chef in the world, his goal is to marry someone who can Accepting his ridiculous hamburger-headed wife, no?”
"Asshole, when have I ever had such a pathetic dream?"
Hans, realizing that he could be shot while lying down, sprayed a mouthful of ale on my head.
"Hahaha, what Brother Wu said is so good." Ricken applauded from the side.
"Let's take Ricken as an example. In addition to wanting to be the best chef in the world, hasn't he also always dreamed that one day his old white beard would regain its black youth?!!"
"Asshole, you are born with a white beard!!" Ricken suddenly glared.
After my vivid examples, Arius finally seemed to realize something, fell into contemplation mode again, and then nodded his head again.
"Isn't that right? Tell me, what other dreams do you have?"
I immediately beamed with joy. This was a great victory for the otaku. Maybe from now on, Aleus could change his ways and say goodbye to the path of being a fujoshi.
"This, this,"
Aleus blinked in confusion, as if she didn't know how to explain, and then made a few weird and awkward movements. She paused for a moment, her expression was blank, as if she was thinking about something. Then he repeated the few movements just now, the more skillful and rounded he was, the more pleasing to the eye he was, instead of the unfamiliar and awkward behavior before.
Gradually, Aleus repeated his movements. My eyes sparkled, and the long-forgotten interests buried deep in my heart were finally unearthed by me at this moment.
At this moment, Aleus burst into flames.
"This is
My eyes widened as I watched Arius holding something virtual in one hand, seemingly holding it on his shoulder, and holding something in the other hand and pulling it back and forth, with more skillful and standard postures and movements.
This posture seems to be that of playing the violin.
I remember, there is an instrument similar to a violin in the Dark Continent, but the name is not a violin. Instead, he called, "What's going on?"
"Saxophone!!"
Hans on the side also stared blankly at Aleus's movements, then clapped his palms and said the answer that puzzled me.
By the way, that's right, a violin-like instrument is indeed called a saxophone in the Dark Continent. I also clapped my hands in surprise at the same time.
"It's strange, how could I forget? How could I forget such a thing?"
Hans spun around in circles, patting his head anxiously and reproachfully, mumbling to himself.
road.
"I remember, when Arius was a child, besides being alone, he really liked playing the saxophone."
Hans told us excitedly that he seemed to have finally found a way to cure his sister from squatting at home.
"It's just, why would I forget? I obviously still remember things like Ricken wetting the bed when he was seven years old. Why would I forget such an important thing?"
"Asshole. I'll kill you." The paladin, with a shameful and angry face, rushed towards the wizard with determination.
"Okay, you two, stop making trouble now, brother Hans, remember now. How was Aleus playing the saxophone at that time?"
I glanced at Aleus, what should I say? Although this guy looks dull, he unexpectedly exudes the unique temperament of a child with high IQ, just like Princess Sanwu, making people feel that nothing can be difficult for her.
It should be a good draw.
"Let me think, let me think"
Hans patted his clothes and stood up from the ground. He pressed his temples hard and recalled.
"chicken!!"
Suddenly, he held his head in pain and squatted down.
"What's wrong?.
Ricken was shocked: "Could it be that the hidden disease that has been hidden for many years has finally exploded and time is running out?"
"You only have a short time left!!"
Hans stood up, glared at him, then sat unsteadily on the chair, drank the ale in the cup in one gulp, seemed to have finally calmed down, looked back at us, and said painfully.
"I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know why. It seems like something has been forcibly sealed. I can't recall this part."
"It must be that the burgers made at your home are too bad and were cursed by some passing mage."
Rickon teased again, but Hans yelled and the two started to struggle again.
Really. Why are both of them playing with amnesia today? I covered my forehead with a headache and shook it.
"Forget it, I'll find a better saxophone for you another day. Be sure to play it for me then."
Sighing, I rubbed Aleus's little head and said softly.
"Uh-huh"
Arius immediately nodded happily like a little animal.
Suddenly, an inexplicable palpitation surged into my heart, as if my heart was suddenly tightly held by a big hand. Even breathing became difficult.
An unprecedented strong sense of crisis pervades every nerve in the body, causing the body to be extremely paralyzed and almost unable to sit still. The brain is buzzing, and the majestic sound like the judgment of the soul seems to be repeatedly echoing in the mind.
You are seeking your own death.
You are already dead,
there is only one truth,,
I've seen the end,"
What exactly went wrong? Could it be that he accidentally pressed the nuclear ejection device "without knowing where"? ! !
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A group is recruiting people. The group number is: 6811**63. Set the mortar, don't let submarines enter for ten thousand years. The undersea mud beast respects itself, huh huh
