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"What, the monster retreated?"
That night, the singer, daddy, cloaked man, math emperor, quasi-tragedy emperor, and maze killer barely managed to save his life from Sister Sharna. Wait, wait, there are too many titles that I can’t remember. Anyway, it’s just me.
Just at night, I was talking to Carlos and Seattle. Sister Sharna and the three people in charge of Lu Gaoyin were sitting around a small table with solemn expressions. In the dead of night, the strong wind was blowing, and the sky was full of yellow sand. Under the dim and swaying magic lights, they placed It's okay to serve a few side dishes and a bottle of wine. There is a dangerous person here. These are the exact words that even the alcoholic Seatik refused to serve the wine in fear.
Everyone discussed the direction of the future battle. I chatted for more than two hours and then went back to my room to sleep. Although it seemed like a group of incompetent village officials were discussing the direction of the country's economy and seriously discussing how many people they had contributed to it. An important minister who is indispensable to the country resigned angrily because he was not recognized for his talent and came to live in seclusion in the countryside, eating, drinking and having fun.
In fact, we did come up with a few good ideas, and we're just waiting for the army of obscene monsters to hit them tomorrow.
As a result, everyone was dumbfounded when they received the news the next day. It felt like they had really become a pure village director last night.
"Are you sure you really retreated?"
I rolled over and jumped out of bed, but I overestimated my current body functions. When I landed, my foot slipped and I fell flat on my face. The soldier who reported the news had a distorted face.
"Quick, take me out and take a look."
Ignoring the red-faced soldiers, I hurriedly put on my cloak and had just gone out. I had already gotten up, and I was holding a large basin in my hand. Please allow me to use the word "big basin" to describe it. This is indeed enough to feed three pigs. , a large pot of vegetable broth with green flowers and didn't look very good came over.
Wipe away the cold sweat. I almost couldn't help but throw the soldier who reported the news high into the air and cheered long live. He saved my belly.
"Sister Murna, have you received the news?"
Feeling secretly happy in my heart, I strode forward. Before Sister Sharna could speak, my expression was shaken, and I asked with a distressed expression of concern for the country and the people.
Nodding, Sister Sharna looked regretfully at the basin she was holding in her hand, then looked at the soldier next to her with a cold look in her eyes.
Me...did I do something wrong?
The soldier's legs were shaking and tears were streaming down his face.
"This is a huge event, let's go and see it together."
I couldn't help but hide the soup basin and put it aside. I took Sister Sharna's little hand and hurriedly went downstairs.
"Why are you so anxious? Looking at you, it's not a big deal?"
Sighing, Sister Sharna gently pulled me back.
"I have no choice but to eat this."
My heart trembled. When I saw my sister handing over a piece of dried meat with a gloomy look on her face, I burst into tears of excitement. My dear long-lost dried meat, I love you to death. To hell with the vegetable broth.
"Drink double the amount tomorrow morning." My sister snorted coldly.
The tears turned into tears.
"Junior Brother Wu, wait for us."
Carlos dragged the sleepy-eyed Seatik, almost dragging him out of the bed, and then dragged him all the way over. Poor Seatik was still yawning in confusion and had not recovered.
"It seems that you have also received the news." Carlos and I each took a person who was not interested in the news and came to the city wall. The place was already surrounded by adventurers, and the three people in charge of Taba were also coordinating inside. What.
"You are here."
Seeing the four of us coming up, Taba breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards us.
"The soldiers are all clamoring to catch up, and we are almost unable to stop them."
"Let's see the situation first."
As he said this, the crowd immediately moved out of the way, and countless respectful glances came over him. As soon as he turned away from the net, the commotion became extremely quiet.
I came to the edge of the city wall and took a look from a distance. The monster army is still spread out like a carpet outside. After all, it's not like a million-strong army can be withdrawn. You can walk away in one night.
The monsters that had not yet left were in a commotion, and the last few of their elders had already taken the lead to escape. After realizing this fact, these monsters were dumbfounded, and then looked around without any idea, as if they wanted to get the information of other monsters. good suggestion.
Suddenly, a certain monster found his mortal enemy, a certain monster, and stood nearby, thinking in his mind: The boss doesn't care about us anyway, even if he beats this guy to death, he probably won't be able to say anything, right? It just so happens that the so-and-so monster opposite him He was thinking the same thing in his heart, and then, two pairs of eyes met at the same time, with ferocious flames coming out.
So, we saw this scene. The remaining hundreds of thousands of monsters who have not yet had time to leave are pushing each other like crowded sardine cans. Some are still watching with blank eyes, some pat their butts and walk away, leaving a series of messy footprints on the sand, and some They were fighting together, and it was difficult to tell them apart. Some of them were passing by to make soy sauce, and they were watching the fighting and pointing at each other."
How should I say "simply"? The wet market is not enough to describe one ten thousandth of the messy scene in front of me.
Suddenly and inexplicably, I felt a sense of powerlessness. There is relief that the battle is over, and there is also a sense of loss that these monsters that have troubled us have turned out to be this virtuous.
All in all, the battle,” it seems, may be over.
However, there is still a problem that cannot be solved. Tens of thousands of soldiers who have been frustrated for more than half a month seem to want to take advantage of the monsters to disrupt and kill them.
Although the monster lackeys half-heartedly said that the monsters are currently causing civil strife and do not want to please anyone. If hundreds of thousands of warriors rush to kill them, no one can say what will happen. The monsters can afford to die, but one of us adventurers will die. There was just one missing, so Taba even gave up investigating the huge magic circle and hurried over to stop it.
Are these guys all hot-blooded idiots?
After learning the reason from Taba. I sighed deeply helplessly.
"It's gone, it's gone, it's all gone. Go back and wash up and go to bed. What are you yelling about? Haven't you killed enough? *** A bunch of idiots. If you haven't killed enough, go out and practice for me as soon as you wake up. Are you afraid that there are no monsters for you to kill? Go, go,"
After being woken up, Seatik impatiently raised his voice, and his loud roar was heard clearly by the adventurers on and off the entire city wall. He had to say something. Sometimes these rude roars are more effective. Many adventurers look at me. I look at you, and suddenly a feeling of fatigue wells up in my heart.
Yes, it's better to go back and have a good sleep. You haven't had much rest for almost half a month. Are you still afraid that these monsters can escape?
Hurray. Most of the large number of adventurers who had gathered left, and some of them simply decided to set up tents nearby. After getting in, within a moment, a deep purring sound came from inside.
"You guys are disturbing me."
Sister Sharna glanced around with cold eyes.
"Yes," yes, we left immediately. "
The few remaining die-hards saluted and turned into rabbits.
It turns out that the guy who was born
I made a conclusion for those figures of happiness that flew away.
Looking at the city wall that had been filled with excitement just now, but now empty, Taba and the others were speechless.
In a sense, this can be regarded as the meaning that evil people must be punished by evil people.
"What if those monsters suddenly regret and come back to attack?"
I pointed at the monsters that were still densely packed outside the city and looked up into the distance.
Everyone is silent,
"Hey!! You bastards, come back quickly!!"
The next moment, Taba grabbed his throat, waved his crutch, and dramatically chased the retreating figures like an angry teacher chasing a naughty student.
"Wake up. Wake up, the battle is not over yet." Garn shook the surrounding tents one by one.
"Who cares about you? I want to sleep. If you make any noise, I will kill you!!"
The adventurer's angry curses came from inside. "It seems that we have to work harder."
Looking at the scene in front of me, I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, turned around, and the sun fell on the army of monsters that gradually dispersed.
After surviving the hot noon and staring at the refreshing dusk, the chaotic army of monsters did not fight back with their carbines, and there were only tens of thousands left. In this case, the magic defensive formation could also stop them.
When we got here, we yawned and went back.
it is finally over.
What, there is no chance for this saint to appear?
just. The necklace parasite woke up and complained.
"You go to sleep."
I held the necklace in my hand angrily and shook it a few times. Immediately the sadness of a certain ghost came from inside.
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Yes, for the soldiers, the battle is indeed over, but for those of us in charge, another battle has just begun.
Early the next morning, I was dragged to his home by a smiling Gaen. He asked me to sit on a large desk chair, and under my unfavorable gaze, he lifted out a thick stack of paper.
"Can" can I ask, what are these? "
My voice trembled involuntarily as I looked at the desk, which was large enough for a barbarian to lie down on, and was piled with dazzling snow-white documents.
This reminded me of the scene I saw in Artoria's study, looking at the thickness and quantity of these documents. Looking back now, I can't help but admire Artoria who was able to sit there calmly at that time. .
Sure enough, this is the difference between mortals and kings.
"Soldier casualty reports, family members, arrangements and pension approvals, damage to five cities, comfort to residents. Reconstruction plans, consumption of consumables by the Mages Guild, requests for material assistance, and documents from the king, etc., Etc., etc."
Why don't you wait six times at a time, you bastard! !
"I said, shouldn't I have to deal with all this alone?" I said, covering my forehead with a headache.
"That's right." Garn nodded.
"Don't take it for granted. Where are you? Where's Taba? Where's Thackeray?" I suddenly had veins popping out.
"Taba still has to adjust the matter of the huge magic circle. There is no room for any hesitation in this matter. Thackeray said, "He has collected all the information on the table. As for me,"
At this point, Garn paused and suddenly coughed vigorously.
"Cough, cough, cough, I, I'm old, these things are really beyond my ability, cough, cough, cough
As he spoke, he said "wow" and spat out a pool of blood on his palm.
When this guy just carried stacks of thick and heavy documents over, he didn't even take a breath.
"Then that's it,
Before I could react, Gaen ran away in a straight line towards the door. A coffee table stood in front of him. He didn't go around it, but put on a difficult kicking posture like a 100-meter hurdle and jumped over. , the figure quickly disappeared from my stunned eyes.
What an old fart! ! Isn't this faster than Liu Xiang? ! !
"Summon Artoria!!!"
After staying for a while, I suddenly raised my hands and shouted. After a while, I sat down again in despair.
Summon a fool
"I heard that you were taken away by Garn early in the morning. I thought that might be the case, so I came to take a look."
Carlos' head poked in from the outside. He looked at me, who was almost buried in the papers on the desk, and said.
"Senior brother, save me!!"
The upright and old-fashioned paladin appears. I saw a glimmer of hope, and suddenly I burst into tears and cried out in sadness.
After hesitating for a while, Carlos finally looked at the mountain of documents and smiled.
"I was just passing through."
Then, the figure disappeared through the door.
Wait, wait, bastard, aren't you an upright Paladin? Aren’t you the big brother who loves and protects everyone? ! !
After a moment, Seattle's big head poked in.
"You're here to see the fun."
I raised my head and glanced at him indifferently, then continued writing furiously on the sharp piece of paper.
"Junior Brother Wu still understands me."
Seattlek grinned and flashed his white teeth. And gave a hearty thumbs up.
Can I take out the braid on the back of his head? It doesn't matter if you become bald.
"Are you here to help?"
I raised my head again and pointed without any hope at the mountain of documents that surrounded me like stars holding the moon.
"No problem, don't look at me like this, I actually learned to write."
Seattlek nodded, and then suddenly pulled out a big ax as tall as a person.
"I learned how to write with an axe."
"Get out of here."
Without hesitation, I threw a bottle of stinking gas at the square, obscene smiling face on the door.
agent.
After the movie set. The door was pushed open again, and Sister Sharna walked in. I was immediately overjoyed.
The savior is here! !
Don't think that Sister Sharna seems to know nothing except fighting and killing. In fact, under the pressure of the old drunkard, she learned no other knowledge. In this dark world where the popularity of civilization is extremely low, even if it is called It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a talented woman.
However, when I saw her walking over with a big basin in one hand, my smile froze.
Drink twice as much tomorrow! !
Those words yesterday morning. echoed in my mind again. Let me reiterate, my sister is a person who tells the truth.
What a misfortune! !
In the end, I was still the only one fighting for the whole day. The old man Garn came back humming a tune at night, still smelling of alcohol, and I almost couldn't help but sink him to the bottom of the twin seas.
The next day, the struggle with the mountain of files continued. The location had been moved to my hotel room, and together with the large desk, the entire small room was squeezed into a can.
According to Mr. Garn, it was to allow me to work in a comfortable and home-like environment.
correct.
How could I forget.
Suddenly I stood up, came to the bedside, took off the necklace from my arms, and then shook it. A book fell out of it, diamonds fell out of it, crystal tree branches fell out, and then, a white light object fell out.
very good. The real owner appears.
The little ghost who fell on the bed didn't know that he had been shaken out. She was curled up and sleeping in a daze, and she didn't seem to be sleeping. The thin priest's robe was rolled up to her waist, and she could even vaguely see the smaller half of her plump and round breasts.
And he wasn't wearing any underwear.
He was probably aware of the cool wind. The little saint trembled, and finally opened her eyes in a daze, looked at me, and then looked at her lower body, where the spring light was leaking out and the boundless spring scenery was visible.
"Wow!!"
She quickly put down her robe, stood up, straightened it a few times, wiped the traces of saliva from the corner of her mouth, and pointed at me with her finger righteously.
"Pervert Xiaofan, what are you doing while I'm sleeping?"
In fact, what I want to say more is, you, a lustful saint who doesn't sleep well and doesn't wear underwear, what on earth do you want to do with your love affair with your naked body?
In short, in the little ghost's dull eyes. I sat her down on the chair and gave her a thumbs up.
"That's it, I'll leave it to you, Luo."
"What did you say? What did you leave to me? Do you want to take advantage of the chaos and deceive this saint?"
As a result, the little ghost showed his teeth and bit my head.
"If you don't do it, you just don't do it. Why do I have to help Xiaofan with his work?"
After explaining the cause and effect of the matter. The little ghost crossed his arms and tilted his head as if there was no discussion at all.
"Don't say that. You also know that I'm not good at doing this."
I took a few steps forward, rubbed the little ghost's face and said.
Contrary, if you don’t do it, you just don’t do it. "The little ghost pushed me away angrily.
"If you don't help me, no one in this world can help me." I continued to die and clung to him shamelessly.
"Hey, hey, you finally know it. A fool like you, Xiaofan, can't survive even a tenth of a second without this saint."
When the little ghost heard this, he thought it was okay. He immediately raised the corners of his mouth and raised his chin proudly.
There is a flaw!
"So, if you don't even help me, I won't be able to survive now."
I hugged the little ghost and cried bitterly.
"This, this, it doesn't mean it's impossible. You are so sincere in begging for me. Then, as a master, it is not impossible to grant a little favor."
