"Who are you, you dare to steal my food?" "
Azmodan stared closely at the human in front of him. He said, originally he wanted to say that he was the devil, but suddenly he thought of concealing his identity and aura, otherwise the king crocodile would be scared away, so he felt a shiver in his heart, subconsciously changed his words, and then secretly said smugly that he was worthy of being the most powerful among the four devils. An alert one.
In fact, King Crocodile has already been obtained. She has no worries now. As for why she has these thoughts and is still driven by outdated old instructions, it's because she is a fool.
It's like an old computer that gets stuck in the process of completing old instructions and updating new ones. It's very sad.
In addition, Azmodan felt that this seemingly ordinary old man was not that simple. Even if he did not have the strength to compete with him, it would take a lot of effort to fight, and he might not be able to keep the opponent. , she touched her slender, flat and smooth lower abdomen, and there was a grunting sound coming from it, so she decided to convince others with reason. Be a terrifying demon king who is reasonable, principled, evil, powerful and murderous.
"Nonsense, I was the one who discovered it, but you may not know that I have been keeping an eye on this king crocodile for more than a month."
Old man Galen's brows were serious, and he suddenly exuded an awe-inspiring righteousness that was not inferior to that of the Paladin. It seemed that this was really the case.
"You guy, you are obviously lying!!"
Azmodan shouted angrily. Why does everyone think of themselves as stupid?
"Why didn't you take action when you discovered it many months ago? Why do you have to wait until now?"
"You don't know this. I'm studying the ecological habits of Emperor Shuang so that I can find them more easily next time."
Old man Galen stroked his beard, squinted his eyes, and looked like an expert.
"So...it turns out to be like this."
Azmodan was stunned, and suddenly felt that he was not very qualified as a gourmet.
This guy is an idiot."
Old man Galen immediately made a judgment in his mind.
"Huh, if that's the case, then there's nothing we can do about it, even though I don't want to fight now."
Azmodan's categorical declaration of war sounded together with the thunder in her belly. "In hell, the law of the jungle is the law, and there is no so-called first-come, first-served issue."
"Wait a minute, little girl. If I give this king crocodile to you, what are you going to do with it?"
"What?"
Just as Azmodan was about to assume a fighting stance, his head tilted and he looked confused.
"I mean, what do you want to do with all this delicious alligator meat."
The old man Galen noticed that the other party had been thundering with an empty stomach. His eyes narrowed into a straight line, and his confident and wise smile seemed to say - I have seen the ending.
"Bake it." Azmodan said matter-of-factly.
"Fool !!!!!!!!"
A roar like a shock wave suddenly came from the mouth of Old Man Galen, and the surrounding flowers, grass, trees and mud were all shaken up by his loud voice. Contrary, I thought you were the same person, but I didn’t expect that. You are just a fake cook! ! "
Old Man Galen seemed to be standing at the top of the pyramid, looking down at Azmodan below.
"You actually took the delicious king crocodile meat and grilled it directly on the fire. How wasteful is this thing to do? It's almost like using leg hair as a brush, it's terrible." terrible. "
He held his head in his hands, showing deep fear, and couldn't believe that such a guy could exist in this world.
"I
Azmodan tilted his head. The limited brain speed prevented me from processing this situation in time. I just feel like saying terrible things. The metaphor used by this old human seems to be more terrifying.
After a pause, she lowered her head and looked at her smooth and delicate calves in confusion.
"I have no leg hair."
The idiot devil said so.
"Shut up, a guy without leg hair is not a human being." Old Man Galen roared up to the sky like Godzilla.
It turns out that people without leg hair are not humans, which means that all humans have leg hair. In the future, if you see a guy without leg hair, you can tell that he is not a human being?
Azmodan felt that he had learned very useful knowledge and was secretly happy. As expected, he was hiding his identity like this. By blending into these bugs, you can easily obtain useful information. She could already imagine how dumbfounded Sister Beryl and Sister Andalil were when she told them this important piece of information.
That’s right, details determine victory. Even if Sister Beryl is smarter than me, she definitely wouldn’t have expected to do this! !
She thought proudly as she clenched her fist in her heart.
Seeing that the other party was deep in thought, Old Man Galen suddenly took a step back in shock, and then burst into tears.
How many years, how many years, finally someone is able to accept his theory, even if the other person is just pondering and has not accepted it yet, but he can do this instead of looking at it with contempt immediately, Azmodan also Already the first person.
Think about those guys from before, right. Especially the only unfilial student he ever taught looked at him with pity. Whenever he thought of this, Galen felt a twinge of stomachache and pain in his balls.
Or left. 6. If the old fox loses the bet, I will not teach Wen Zhong to disrespect teachers and prepare students for their talents. A druid master who thought he was unprecedented and unprecedented, even if he was teaching a pig, it would take that long for it to learn to transform into a dragon. But that idiot was so proud of himself with his rudimentary skills of physical strength and domination...
As the saying goes, good and bad can only be judged by comparison. In an instant, in Galen's eyes, the girl in front of him rose straight up from the bottom of the pyramid just now, and had completely crushed his unfilial student.
Nodding with satisfaction, Galen lowered his eyes, glanced at the girl's slender and smooth calves, and couldn't help but offer words of comfort.
"Don't worry, although it's not there yet, you will grow out of it one day."
"Huh?"
When Azmodan is in a daze, what does it mean that he will grow out one day? I'm not a human being, so why do I have that thing?
"Very good, you have passed the test. Now, let me teach you what it means to be a gourmet."
Before the confused Azmodan could react, Old Man Gallon continued, and then suddenly burst into tears. Gritting teeth.
"This is the unwilling roar of an old man who has eaten noodle soup without any seasoning for a month. Do you know what that means? A little bit of salt, a little bit of sugar, no. Not even the noodles that are the staple food. Occasionally I’m already grateful for a few caterpillars, and I can still eat a few broken diamonds from time to time.”
As if he thought of something unbearable, Galen Lao knelt down on the ground with tears streaming down his face. He kept bowing his head and stamping his feet. He suddenly discovered that the most painful memories in these years seemed to be related to that kid and his ghost saint. Related to female wives.
This hateful devil couple! !
Betting with Akela was the biggest mistake of my life. Tracing back to the source, Gallen clicked his tongue angrily.
"So, after learning from this painful experience, in addition to constant research over the years, I spent all the remaining time learning cooking, and finally
Gallons with big ups and downs. The body that was kneeling on the ground slowly rose up like a giant, holding a handful of powder that exuded a wonderful fragrance in one hand. Declared loudly.
“Finally, I came up with hundreds of spice combinations.”
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh "
The idiot demon king Azmodan didn't quite understand the previous words, but she seemed to have a clear understanding of the last sentence. Could this be the radio wave induction between gourmets?
At this moment, in Azmodan's eyes. The old human man in front of him seemed to be bathed in the supreme golden light. His body slowly floated up, growing taller and taller. Countless hands stretched out from behind him like a thousand-hand Guanyin, each palm holding a handful of glittering lights. The spice of light, the tall figure, the wonderful fragrance filling the air, it’s just like”
The king of spices! ! ! ! ! !
The above is a radio communication between an old druid who was driven crazy by a certain ghost's clear noodle soup and an idiot demon king.
"Do you understand? You are ruining the meat of the king crocodile."
Returning to reality, Old Man Galen carefully put away the spices. Then he touched his beard and looked at him with an enigmatic and mysterious gaze. He gave Azmodan a cold look.
"I was wrong."
At this moment, Azmodan deeply understood that as a demon king, he still had many shortcomings in other aspects.
"Kid. Do you want to learn spices from me?"
Gallen instantly turned into a hard-working gardener who taught with kindness and kindness. "teacher!!"
The stupid demon king who is ignorant of worldly affairs has embarked on a path of no return.
"Very good, then the first thing we have to do now is to put away the carcass of this king crocodile. If it is kept for too long, the quality of the meat will deteriorate."
Old Man Galen couldn't hide his smile. He looked at Azmodan, who was putting away the King Crocodile, with one word clearly written on each of his left and right eyes. All in all, it’s just running errands!
As a demon king, Azmodan naturally has more storage space than an adventurer's inventory. In just two or three seconds, he was broken into three pieces and the Emperor Crocodile, which had been dying for an unknown amount of time, was completely wiped out by it. , leaving only the red swampland, still proves that this abduction "ahem." is the existence of killing.
"Follow me now."
Seeing that everything was cleaned up, old man Galen waved his hand and took the lead to turn around and dive into the dense forest.
"Speaking of which, I don't know your name yet?"
While rushing on the road, old man Galen finally remembered an important thing: he didn't even know the name of this new student.
"I call" that. "Beansa. Yes, it's Beansa."
"Forget it, then I'll call you Ansha."
Old Galen could naturally tell that the other party was lying, but he didn't mind. The name was just for convenience.
"Speaking of which, you also have a senior brother. He can be considered half of my student."
Recalling the evil deeds of that unfilial student, Old Galen smacked his mouth and sighed twice.
"It's just an idiot. If you see him in the future, don't be polite and despise him as much as you want.
"Senior brother, you idiot? Is he better than me? Hahaha, isn't he as smart as me?"
Azmodan doesn't. The Demon King girl, who had changed her name to Beansa, originally thought that that senior brother was stupider than me, but then she thought about it in the blink of an eye. Doesn't saying this mean admitting that you are stupid? So he quickly changed his tune.
"Of course, that guy is definitely an idiot, and he is obviously an idiot but he always looks very arrogant."
Galen curled his lips, feeling a little bitter in his heart.
Unfortunately, it seems that both of my students are idiots.
Hearing what Galen said, Biansha couldn't help but feel sorry for his egg-bearing person.
"Okay, here we are!"
The two of them were hiding high in the dense forest, looking at a forest city dozens of kilometers away.
"That's the base camp of the elves. Our mission now is to sneak in and get some spices. Get rid of the king crocodile first."
After saying this, the indifferent teacher and the greedy student swallowed in unison.
"But teacher, why do you come here to get spices? Didn't you say you have already researched it?"
The confused Demon King student asked in confusion.
"Shut up, what do you know?"
Gallen clicked his tongue, his eyes became wise and profound, and his tone seemed to come from the mouth of the old man Mu Xiao who had seen through the essence of life and laws.
“The shortcut to research is to stand on the shoulders of giants.”
Actually, teacher, you just want to steal some spices and use them."
God is fair. If you lose one thing, you will be compensated by another thing. Therefore, the sixth sense of fools is usually very sharp. This thought that flashed through the mind of the devil girl whose pseudonym is Beansha is already very clear. It's close to the essence.
"I heard that the spices from the dwarves are also unique."
Galen, who suddenly didn't realize that the students around him had almost seen through his true identity just now, spoke while clicking his lips.
"Follow closely."
He waved his hand and rushed out first.
"Don't underestimate this city. Not to mention the patrolling elf soldiers, the magic circle protecting the city is a big problem. I have been staying here for several months, and it was only yesterday that I figured out some ways to enter the city. Method." Gallen proudly showed off to his students while turning left and right, avoiding the sight of the elf patrols nimbly.
"Yes...really?"
Beansa doesn't know much about the basics and theories of magic. In her opinion, no matter what kind of magic circle it is, it can be destroyed with more powerful force.
It's just that she always felt that there was something wrong with what the teacher just said. Did she just figure out some tricks yesterday?
Suddenly I had a contradictory feeling, as if I had forgotten something important or a premise.
Led by Gallon. In less than a moment, the two ghostly figures walked around to an inconspicuous place outside the city wall. Taking a few steps forward, Galen stretched out his hand and pressed it on the wall, muttering something in his mouth. After a while, a light yellow magic circle was stretched out. After a while, the light dissipated, and Galen stretched out his hand to push it. The city wall suddenly caved in, revealing a hole that could accommodate a person.
"Xiao Bi. Now is the most critical point. Don't look down on the old elf guarding the spices. He is actually a high-end master in the field. If you want to get the spices from him, you can't be careless."
After entering the city, old man Galen continued to chatter.
So, just like that, an old human man who suffered from noodle soup phobia and vowed to become the body of seasoning, and a. In order to get rid of her nickname of "Demon King Zero", the stupid devil girl decided to go out and kill people. This wonderful master-student combination embarked on a vigorous journey of food and spices.
"yawn"
A sneeze came from the depths of the ice cave, and Beryl rubbed his itchy nose and muttered.
"This sense of miscalculation" could it be that that idiot Xiao A is being stupid again? "
I opened my eyes, and the long-lost dazzling light made me squint my eyes in discomfort. I put my arms across my eyes. It took me a while to get used to it and sit up from the bed. Start looking around.
I remember it was Zheng Huan who was chatting with Evelina, and he was about to completely destroy that arrogant broken sword. Turning into Jie Jie, a zhaijian who has a career as a comedian and aims to successfully perform a one-man complaint show, unexpectedly, everything is spinning. Was pulled back again.
It seems that the broken sword said that after he understands the power of the world, he can freely enter and exit that world, because that world seems to be related to the nature of the power of the world. I don't know much about it.
Hum hum, when the time comes, the first otaku sword in the dark world will appear under his influence.
With a click, the door opened, and Carlos, Seattle Ke and Sister Sharna walked in one after another.
"Hahahaha, when we heard some movement in the room, we knew that Junior Brother Wu had woken up."
Seattle's big voice plays in the small room. Immediately, Shang's dizzy head began to swell.
"By the way, what happened after you left, and why am I here?"
Shaking my painful head, I looked up at the three of them and asked.
"We still want to ask you." Carlos shook his head with a wry smile.
"Where did you go? We all returned to the Lost City. Only you were missing. We were shocked at that time."
"I" I relied on his uncle Farah to give me this piece of shit. "
My head was blurry for a while, and then I remembered the culprit of this incident. I couldn't help but take out the return scrolls and threw them to the bottom.
"As for this matter, we actually anticipated the possibility."
The sound came from outside the door, and then Taba, the president of the Mages Guild, walked in with a smile on his face.
By the way, the chapter names are very complicated.
