"oh?!"
After hearing what I said, everyone was stunned. Especially Hans, his eyes were shining. I guess the weakness this guy showed earlier was not due to fatigue, but mostly out of boredom from repeated battles.
"Well, that's it. You learn from me, like this" Cross your hands on your chest, yes. That's it, then one square, and then lift it up. Three movements, each movement reads a word. "Like this, Lan
"Is this magic? I didn't feel any magic fluctuations."
See you after I complete this "weird" magic. Everyone was stunned.
"Hmph, that's why I said this magic is not simple and cannot be treated with common sense."
I folded my arms across my chest, leaned my upper body back and let the two back legs of the chair independently support my entire weight, and gave everyone an inscrutable look.
"I always feel that the so-called (old librarian) is very suspicious, and did you ever say that this magic is not simple? Anyway, I won't lose anything anyway, I'll give it a try."
Probably because he felt that there was no harm in being cheated. Hans scratched his head in confusion, thought for a moment, and nodded. Then he stood up from the chair with a bang, took a deep breath, and crossed his hands on his chest.
"blue"
Clap your hands gently in front of your chest.
"Blue Heart"
Put your hands in the air.
"road"
Dozens of eyes nearby focused on Hans. Everyone was stunned, and they didn't even realize that the ale in their mouths leaked from the corners of their mouths.
"It doesn't seem to have any effect, eh, brother Wu Fan?!!"
I fell down laughing under the table.
It's a pity, it would be more perfect if I put on makeup, a clown suit and a pair of bright red boots.
At this time, Hans, who was still holding his hands up stiffly, realized that more and more eyes were focused on him, and his expression changed. He clutched his chest as if he couldn't breathe.
"Damn it. I thought I had nothing to lose by being cheated, so why do I still feel like I've lost something."
"You have lost your value as a human being, you idiot. Hahahahahaha"
Ricken pointed at Hans and laughed.
"I'll fight you!!"
Hans, who was in a depressed mood, couldn't help but feel angry when he saw his old enemy taunting him. A hungry tiger pounced on the food and threw the laughing Rickon down. The two enemies, who were equally powerful, immediately started fighting on the ground.
What I didn't expect was that although this matter was revealed temporarily, after the Hanbag team began to emerge in the Western Kingdom and became the top adventurer team that many adventurers looked up to. It was brought up again, so Hans, who was already a powerful boss in the Western Kingdom at that time, had the nickname "Blue Road" behind him.
Ignoring the two captains who were wrestling in a ball on the ground, I turned my attention to the petite girl wearing a cape and hat next to me.
From the beginning, this little guy was staring at me. Although his eyes were hidden under his hat, the adventurer's intuition was ridiculous. I wouldn't have noticed such an obvious gaze. It would be better to hit him to death.
"Aleus, can the conductor still bear it?"
I can't imagine this petite body like a delicate girl of fifteen or sixteen years old. It is thin and delicate, giving people the feeling that it will break if it falls lightly, but it can actually survive the almost sleepless battle for ten days.
Gently put down the cloak and hat, and the long and beautiful flame-like hair poured down from the hat. For a moment, Aleus seemed to be surrounded by countless dancing elves of fire. The surrounding scenery became much brighter as her long hair and face were revealed.
Lifting up his petite and delicate face, Alius glanced at me blankly, and then, his petite head like a fortune teller nodded.
"Not much, tired, standing on the wall, drawing the bow, drawing the bow, whirring, drawing the bow"
As if trying to make me understand, this little fu girl pinched her thumb and index finger and made a bow-drawing motion, and then her eyes flashed with excitement that made my hair stand on end.
"Everyone, sweat and sweat, men's. Friendship, Aleus, very touched. Inspiration, a lot of inspiration."
Why should it be a Shura battlefield where warriors are fighting with blood and shouting for their lives? When it comes out of the mouth of this rotten girl, my mind will involuntarily change to countless naked men with shiny oily brown skin, swaying What about the scene where sweat, bulging and strong muscles are squeezing together and making disgusting moans?
Could it be that this is the legendary fujoshi halo effect? !
"Yeah, it's so touching. "
Paladin Baal, wizard Kira and others recalled the scenes of desperate protection and blooming love of comrades during the bloody battle at the city gate. They couldn't help wiping the wet corners of their eyes, and even the ice-like assassin Gris nodded lightly. nod.
If these guys could understand the true meaning of Arius's words, who knows what wonderful expressions they would show?
I originally wanted to take out the paper roll and give the dead rot girl a slap in the face, but after thinking about it, I gave up. This guy's rotten nature is not engraved in his mind, but branded on his soul, no matter how many times he slaps it with the paper roll. It's no use.
“Forget it, it’ll be fine.
Instead, he gently stroked the long flaming hair on her head with his hand. He saw Arius, who narrowed his eyes in comfort and nuzzled his head like a kitten. I suddenly felt that I should care about this little guy occasionally. No matter what, I was called Master so many times. Although I would never admit it.
The question is, what does it mean to care? correct. Start with the most basic communication, just like friends. Let’s talk to each other about daily life and so on. I smiled brightly and patted Aleus's slender shoulder.
"Hey, Aleus, what are you doing here alone? Why don't you tell me about your experiences these past few days, what are your feelings, etc."
"Experience, feeling?"
Aleus raised his head, his beautiful eyes full of questions, and then he lowered his head to think. Think about it, think about it...
Five minutes later.
thinking……
I almost forgot, this guy is not good at talking, and he is also well versed in the Four-Character Mantra. Isn't asking like this the same as asking a cripple to run the 100-meter trapeze?
I have to find a way to remedy this.
"By the way, make it simple, use your method. Just briefly talk about what happened in the past two days." After Aleus wasted seven minutes of thinking time, I said to make up for it.
"Simple. Arleus's method?"
Aleus continued to lower his head and groan. After about three minutes, I started to get impatient. She suddenly clapped her palms, and her face, which rarely showed any emotion, started to point up and down.
Aleus's small fingers pointed in the direction of the city gate through the wall of the bar.
"The day before yesterday. I saw it, the mummy.
Then, he pointed to the ground.
"Yesterday, it was sandworms."
Finally, the cute little finger pointed directly at me.
"Today, it's the teacher."
"Don't confuse me with the sandworm mummies, you bastard!!"
A crisp continuous slap sounded, and Alius squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, curling up his trembling body. He asked as he looked at me sobbing with moist eyes.
"Complaining, complaining?"
The snap sounded again.
"Shut up, this is already my fault."
You have to understand that there are too many things to complain about in what I just said, but I tried my best to endure it, just like picking out the only grain of sand in a pile of rocks, just finding the lightest point to attack. Sure enough, it was wrong to let this dead rotten girl get too carried away, she had to take the initiative.
"Speaking of which, how have you accomplished the task of making a hundred friends?" The Devil's Instructor patted the roll of paper like a director. I was condescending and looked at the other person with an unkind expression.
I originally thought that when I asked this, the little fu girl would shrink her trembling body into the corner even more, but unexpectedly she suddenly stood up, patted her clothes a few times, and raised her head. She straightened up Bai Zhe's beautiful neck like a proud white goose, as if she had done something extraordinary, and looked at her with eyes that were asking for credit.
She dug into the pocket of her cloak, turned her little hand over, and found a four-legged ball in her palm.
.
"What a mess!"
I rubbed my eyes and looked at her palm again. The thing seemed to make a few "quack quack" sounds to me. Am I hallucinating?
"Sand frog. The scientific name is Zipu. It is distributed in oasis areas. It feeds on insects, smaller fish, and scorpions."
Aleus thought I didn't know, so he explained it carefully from the side.
"No, I mean, why is this thing here?"
I rubbed my forehead, wondering if I was dreaming now.
"Friend, Aleus's." A very affirmative tone.
"Find me a friend who can stand upright and speak human language, you bastard!"
With a snap, the paper roll hit Aleus's head with unprecedented force.
"Quack"
Taking advantage of the moment when Aleus was holding his head and moaning. The sand frog in her palm jumped suddenly and escaped from her hand.
"Woah, woah, woah!"
Aleus fell to his knees in a posture of zero. The little hand weakly stretched out in the direction where the sand frog was fleeing, as if trying to hold it back with this sad gesture.
Have you even chosen a name that is full of complaints?"
"Why,"
Seeing Gutai, jumping and running away as fast as he could with a few more legs, Aleus was greatly shocked.
Isn't this obvious? If it were me being stuffed in a dark cloak pocket all day long, I would run too.
I continued to complain.
“Ji!!”
The moment Gutai was escaping, his body overlapped with the sole of a barbarian who happened to turn around, causing blood to splash everywhere...
"Ah...ah sail..."
Screaming meaningless syllables. Arleus gradually turned to stone.
"Don't be discouraged, start over." I couldn't help but pat her shoulder.
How can I put it, this is too happy.
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