"Hahahaha, you're a loser. All you have left is bragging. If Barr really stood in front of you, I'm afraid your crotch would be wet."
Such a loud voice came from the six figures on the opposite side. One of them came out of the smoke first, revealing his distinctive white hair. His face did not match his age, and he seemed to be aging prematurely, with a touch of kindness. His smile, if it weren't for the bright and ferocious Paladin armor. It makes his body look like an armored beast, so at first glance, others really think he is just the fried chicken grandfather printed on the sign of a neighbor's restaurant.
"Carrion seller, don't keep your mouth shut. Look."
Hans licked his lips and rolled his eyes. Pointing at Paladin Baal behind him, he said.
"Look, isn't Baal standing next to me?"
"Original" It turns out that my name still has this purpose. "
Paladin Baal swallowed a weak breath, expressing tears that he could be shot even while lying down.
"Hmph, strong words."
The Paladin's upright character often puts Rickon at a disadvantage in arguments with Hans. He snorted heavily, and at this time, the figures of the five people behind him also appeared in front of everyone.
The wizard Kira, the Amazon sisters Des and Dena, and two mercenaries.
Looking over here, Ricken focused on me.
"Hey, isn't this brother Alsace? Since when did he get together with these black shop owners?"
Then I noticed Arius holding my cloak tightly behind me. His eyes were dull for a moment, and he asked subconsciously.
"Are you walking your dog?"
Owner:
Damn it, you damn bastard. What are you talking about? ! "
Hans let out a feeble roar. There was no way, it was too similar. The two of them looked so much like they were walking a dog. Even when they saw this scene just now, they couldn't help but have this idea flash through their minds, so When Ricken said it outright and heartily, he could only make a feeble protest. "Sorry, sorry."
Ricken smiled apologetically. As an excellent paladin, he usually pays attention to his gentlemanly manner towards ladies, even if the other party is his rival team.
"Apologizing is useless but the arena is useless. Just show your weapons and die."
Hans's face was red as he raised the magic skill hidden behind him and pointed it straight at Ricken's team.
Hey, hey, don't tamper with famous sentences without permission, you bastard! !
"Humph. Don't you accept the facts of yesterday? You are such a bad boy. Well, no matter how many times we will accompany you, we will accompany you."
The Riken team on the opposite side also flashed their weapons with golden brilliance, and faced the Hanbag team from a distance. The powerful momentum of the twelve people was exuded unbridled, and the atmosphere was like a bloody battlefield filled with the sound of fighting. Extremely solemn.
"I'm sorry to disturb everyone's enjoyment. Can you take me to the blacksmith shop first? It doesn't matter what you want after that."
Seeing that these enthusiastic guys are about to find a slot to fight to the death, this time. I had to stand up and sighed helplessly between the two teams.
Everyone was stunned and slowly put down their weapons.
"That's true. He actually forgot what he promised to Wu Fan, the rotten meat seller. This battle will be postponed."
Hans was the first to withdraw his weapon, followed by Ricken who also nodded. In the end, there were two, and the team walked together.
In fact, I want to say that it is enough for one person to take me there, and others can go whatever they like.
"What, you said that Brother Alsace is the runner-up in the martial arts competition and the youngest elder in the alliance?"
Along the way, Ricken and the others naturally learned my identity very quickly.
"Yes, you are surprised. Very surprised."
After suffering a setback from Hans, I naturally placed my hope of regaining my face on Ricken, hoping that this frank paladin would show a frank reaction, unlike that damn hamburger head who was so obviously shocked that his legs felt weak and his crotch was almost gone. Even though he was wet, he still had to use poor Barr as a shield.
"Brother Alsace Wu Fan. If you say this, you underestimate me, Ricken."
Under my extremely expectant gaze, Ricken suddenly became serious, his neatly trimmed white beard shook, and he cast his vicissitudes of gaze to the distant sky.
"I think I, Ricken, have gone through life and death hardships, witnessed countless joys and sorrows in the world, all kinds of shocking sights and sounds, and all kinds of weird things, so why would I make such a fuss."
Ricken stroked his beard complacently and made his final conclusion.
"That's right, if I have to say it, even if Barr suddenly appears in front of me, I won't be surprised at all."
"Mom, I want to change my name."
Paladin Baal, who was standing behind, murmured while wiping his wet eyes.
As for the fact that I concealed my identity and revealed my name as Alsace in the camp, I just said "secret action" and took him away. These people also knew the identity of my elder, so naturally there would be some relatively secret things. It doesn’t matter that I used a false name to deceive them.
"But having said that, brother Wu Fan is so powerful. I really want to see how powerful the paladin who won the championship is."
Ricken hissed, his old face looking even more aged.
"Yes, he is indeed a very powerful guy. The most damning thing is that this guy is also very handsome."
I clenched my fist unwillingly. For the protagonist, all powerful and handsome guys are reactionaries and should be severely punished.
Suddenly, the team
"correct!!"
The wizard Kira on the side suddenly remembered something.
"News has come from the first world. I heard that the Alliance and the queen of the elves are getting married. We seem to have a young elder here. It just so happened that Wu Fan, brother, you said that you had something to go back to at that time. Could it be that he married the queen of the elves? That guy is you."
In an instant, all the men in the team looked at me, all of them having the same hatred towards Carlos. Everything was transferred to me.
"Ahem, don't get excited, don't get excited, listen to me. That person is indeed me, damn it. Hans, why is there a red light on your staff, and Ricken, you raised the weapon like that What are you doing, listen to me first!!"
It’s not easy for these ugly guys who just acted like brothers and sisters, but now reveal their jealousy to calm down, I continued.
"Ahem, you just said that this is a marriage, that's what it is. Do you think that Elf Queen will really like someone like me? Use your brains and think about it. We are just a formality. of"
It was a very elaborate explanation, please forgive me. Arturia. I'm also thinking about my own life.
Several grown men stared at my face quietly. After a while, they suddenly nodded in understanding.
"Brother Wu Fan, actually you don't need to explain so much. We believed it and left. I heard that Her Royal Highness the Queen of the Elf Tribe is the most beautiful woman in the Elf Tribe. So as soon as we looked at you, Brother Wu Fan, we immediately knew that you were not lying.
Several people smiled maliciously. He took turns patting my shoulders and comforting me.
This is probably the most typical example of making careless friends.
I turned around, preferring to chat with the natural enemy rotten girl behind me, and no longer paying attention to these guys who exposed the ugly faces of men.
"Hey, Arius, let go. Do you have any objection to people saying I'm walking the dog?"
"Aleus. Not walked."
The puppy behind him protested.
In other words, you don’t intend to refute the puppy’s identity, do you?
"By the way, what were you doing in your daze just now? How could you bump into me?"
I suddenly remembered the fateful collision just around the corner. I can say that I was fine. It could be explained by whether I was driven by the sixth sense or the soul of an otaku was at work. However, as a person with more than sixty levels of reflexes who has more sensitive reactions than me, Assassin Arleus. You should be able to react in time and avoid it, right?
"Aleus, we're investigating, it's too late."
This rotten girl very arrogantly took out a small notebook and waved it in front of me.
You are so arrogant and proud. Walk well on the street, you bastard! !
I immediately stretched out my hand and pressed hard on her head, and then ravaged her long fiery red hair with my fingers until it was a mess. "You two have a really good relationship." Hans came up slightly jealous and looked at the two of us.
"Obviously I just touched Hannah's head. The stabbing caused blood to spurt out. Why are you okay after doing this?"
"Because, it's a teacher."
Arius replied while combing his messy long hair sadly.
"I'm your brother too." Hans burst into tears and pointed at his face to take a close-up of Aleus.
"Teacher and elder brother, the elder brother should be closer, right? That's right, right?
Without any hesitation, Arius left the back of his head to him.
Ah, this guy is petrified.
Soon, led by two teams from Hanbage and KFC, which were not local gangsters but were familiar with each other here, we arrived at the largest blacksmith shop in Lugaoyin. From a distance, we could feel the sound coming from the opposite side. There was steaming heat and a deafening sound of metal banging.
"The guests are coming!"
Standing outside, we raised our voices and shouted. Not long after, the rhythmic and penetrating sound of blacksmithing stopped, and a dwarf emerged from the fiery red furnace.
"Hey, what's your relationship with Muradin?" Seeing that the dwarf blacksmith looked familiar, I asked subconsciously.
"I am his father."
As soon as the dwarf heard Muradin's name, his face, which was already unhappy because of our interruption, became even darker.
"Are you Mr. Mou from that old winter melon?!" I was shocked.
"Do you know that old guy?"
Now it was the dwarf blacksmith's turn to feel guilty. He was not someone he knew, so he couldn't call him Muradin by the nickname Old Winter Melon.
"More than acquaintance."
Thinking of all the things that Mu Laodonggua did, I suddenly felt happy. I can be as shameless as him. That can be considered an art.
"Okay, I take back what I just said, Muradin is my uncle."
The dwarf warrior knew the man's words were true as soon as he saw the way he gritted his teeth. If the man was smiling happily and seemed to be familiar with Muradin and was a good friend, then it would be false. Because as far as he knew, there was no one who knew Muradin who didn't grit his teeth when mentioning Muradin.
"Uncle, that short winter melon actually has brothers? This is new news. I haven't heard him mention it before?"
"That's right, the fertility of our dwarves is extraordinary. My grandfather alone gave birth to seven children. That old Dong, ahem, Uncle Muradin is the eldest."
I didn’t expect Muradin to have six brothers. Speaking of which, why did the image of seven gourds hanging from a gourd vine flash across my mind just now?
"So it's you Tualatin?"
"Oh, Tualatin is my brother. Except for uncle Muradin and brother Tualatin who stayed as the dwarf king, several other uncles, my father, and our brothers are all traveling outside."
"So that's it."
I nodded. I also understand the situation on the dwarf side. In their eyes, the position of the dwarf king is just a hard job and they should not avoid it.
"I teach Aladdin, please give me some advice
As he spoke, the short fellow with a charred face revealed a row of white teeth from his beard. He stretched out his strong, steel-like hands towards me.
Hey, I'm still a magic lamp.
"Druid Wu Fan."
Rolling my eyes secretly, I stretched out my hand to shake his hand. Even though he meant no harm, I still felt a slight pain from being grabbed by those short, short fingers like steel pliers. The strength of the dwarf warriors, which even the barbarians can't compare to, is really not something that can't be overcome.
"Brother Wu Fan, you are so awesome. Aladdin is notorious for his bad temper in Lu Gaoyin, but his skills are so good that others can't do anything about it. I didn't expect you to finish it with just a few words.
Hans on the side raised his head and winked at me.
"Go, go, go, I have a good temper. Who said I have a bad temper?" Aladdin said with sharp ears. He immediately glared at Hans.
"You're a little mage with little flesh, don't come to my place for repairs in the future."
Hans suddenly had a grimace on his face, while Ricken's team was enjoying themselves.
"Okay, let me see, what are you doing here?" Aladdin turned around and showed a busy attitude.
"Oh, help me fix these two things."
I handed Aladdin the dark gold combat armor and the dark gold scimitar. Suddenly, everyone's eyes widened.
"Brother Wu Fan, your Ice Steel Eye dark gold grade micro scimitar is unique. So it's easy to guess where its identity comes from. It's a good thing, a good thing."
Hans is nothing, he is a wizard, and this kind of weapon that requires high agility is just a cloud to him, but Rickon is different. The most favorite thing about the paladin is the one-handed weapon. I haven't seen any paladin yet. They are willing to give up the paladin shield and pursue the strongest attack with two-handed weapons, among which swords are their favorite. As soon as this Ice Steel Eye appeared, he could not take his eyes away immediately.
"nice one!!"
Aladdin looked even calmer now, his eyes flashed with light, he looked over and over at the two pieces of dark gold equipment, showing a satisfied look.
"Huh?".
He suddenly let out an exclamation.
"These two pieces of equipment were repaired by Uncle Muradin.
"Can you tell from this?"
I nodded quickly, right? He was captured as a young man when he was a member of the Elf clan. Speaking of which, the art of forging is really unfathomable. You can actually tell from a piece of equipment who has repaired it.
"Uncle Muradin's method is quite special. He is very talented. If it weren't for inheriting the position of the Dwarf King, I would have been looking for his blacksmith's heart in the third world.
The heart of a blacksmith?
I looked at Aladdin in confusion, but unfortunately at this time he had already picked up the hammer and was concentrating on hammering on the seriously damaged Ice Steel Eye Blade, completely entering the world of oblivion.
state.
"Hey, I'm talking about brother Wu Fan"
Paladin Riken came up to him with a sinister look on his face. One look at it and you can tell that you didn’t make a good decision.
"What do you think of the two Amazons in our team? Des and Dena are the most beautiful women. I don't know how many people are pursuing them."
Phew, our colonel was transferred from Paladin to Turtle Lord?
"Don't listen to this guy, he's trying to get your Eye of Ice Steel."
Standing nearby, Hans immediately intervened. He said angrily, ever since the Amazon sisters of the KFC team got the dark gold giant battle longbow, Hans and his team have been at a slight disadvantage in every arena battle. If Ricken is allowed to use any evil methods again, If he deceives the Eye of Ice and Steel, his Hanbag team will probably be suppressed forever.
"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. This sword is so important to brother Wu Fan, of course I won't fool him."
Ricken, who felt he had been insulted, angrily spat at Hans.
"Then you act like a thief and introduce Des and Dena in your team. What do you want to do? Are you really telling me?"
Hans wiped his face with saliva, if not for the physical difference between the wizard and the paladin. He had already pounced on him and started wrestling with him.
"I just want brother Wu Fan to join our team. What do you think? Think about it seriously. Which one do you want, Desi or Dena? Or do you want to have two sisters? I'm afraid my body can't bear it."
Ricken turned around and looked at me with a smile, looking exactly like a pimp.
But I said Ricken, don’t blame me for not reminding you. Des and Dena behind have already drawn their bowstrings and aimed at your anus. "Brother Wu Fan, don't listen to him. Our Hannah is the one-in-a-million beauty. She is not like the rest of the family who thinks quantity can make up for quality. Ahem, think about it carefully."
Seeing the Amazon sisters, they all moved the pointed tips of the stringed arrows with cold light to their lower bodies. Hans swallowed hard and swallowed the second half of the sentence at the same time.
"I'm very grateful for your kindness, but as I've said before, I already have a team.
"Liar, we have heard of the name Wu Fan, the youngest elder in the alliance and the lone ranger druid."
Hans and Ricken said in unison.
"That's just what happened in the past. Now I have teammates. I'm going to find them later. If you don't believe me, just follow them together. They can also lead the way for me and get familiar with the environment."
I shrugged my shoulders and said helplessly, "Don't be too surprised when I see three other teammates when I walk there."
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