The red-haired girl looked like a timid rabbit. While rubbing his sore breasts, he raised his head and looked over.
I:
I am desperate, desperate for this world where even the sixth sense can deceive people! !
In an instant, my life became extremely dark. It has been a sixth sense that has accompanied me through countless years and experienced countless hardships and obstacles, and is regarded by me as a comrade-in-arms that I can entrust to my back. I didn't expect that I would betray myself at this most critical moment.
At this moment, my mood cannot be described in words. It was as if my gay friend of many years suddenly appeared in front of me with his arms around the woman's waist. My life suddenly changed from a flower field full of golden chrysanthemums to a turbulent milky white liquid. The world under attack by the sea has become a dead gray.
Huh?
No, I was too careless. I was too desperate and had a mental breakdown in a short moment. Unexpectedly, my thoughts were quickly eroded by the aura of this damn fujoshi.
No, the enemy's force field is too strong, and we cannot neutralize it for the time being. The only best option is to retreat.
Seeing Arius's pupils shrink suddenly, the dead witch's gaze came over, which was still filled with a kind of sluggishness revealed by the huge shock and surprise. I suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity to run away. If When she reacted, it was impossible to get rid of a high-level assassin who was over sixty levels without transforming into a moon wolf.
So, with my back heel as the axis, I twisted violently 180 degrees, and the heel of my front foot and back foot lifted simultaneously. The toes were like a spring that was compressed to the extreme. As long as I pushed hard with my thigh, The entire operation of pulling the spring switch to drive the front foot to achieve maximum acceleration is extremely skillful, without any sloppiness, which fully shows that our running skills have already reached the master level with half a foot. However, there was another pair of faster little hands. Just when I was about to turn into a bullet out of the chamber, a rocket about to be launched, they suddenly stretched out and grabbed the end of the cloak.
Maintaining the running posture, I mechanically turned around to look at the red-haired girl behind me. She knelt on the ground with her legs in a seductive figure eight shape. I raised my head and looked at myself intently. My brain was still affected by the impact of this unexpected encounter. She showed a stunned expression, but her two little hands had instinctively stretched out and firmly grasped her cloak. In her stunned eyes, there was a trace of pleading from the depths of her soul.
That kind of subconscious action is like a puppy knowing that it is going to be abandoned here by its owner, biting the owner's trouser leg without giving up. It makes a cute whining sound.
Unfortunately, this kind of movements and expressions are illegal! !
With a helpless sigh, I took back my starting position, turned around resignedly, and looked into Aleus's eyes closely. After a moment,
"Wow six
Arius finally recovered from his daze. She made a small sound that seemed to come from the throat of a dry desert traveler. When she fully reacted, the small sound turned into a series of words made because she didn't know how to vent her intense emotions at this moment. exclamations.
"Whoa whoa whoa... Hey Hara Hang, woo woo"
I:"
I can actually bite my tongue in a place like this. It's so silly. In the past, I actually tried to change this guy's four-character mantra. This is basically the same attribute as the soul brand. What's more,
Seeing Aleus holding his sore tongue and moaning intermittently, I violently lifted the tea table in my heart.
What a mess! ! Is this cute behavior of a kitten whose tongue was burned by warm water a malicious show of cuteness? ! Why am I so cute? Why does this kind of cuteness appear on a rotten girl? Is this world really about to be conquered by them?
"Ha, rub it, I'm leaving!"
Because I couldn't forgive myself as an otaku for being so cute by my mortal enemy fujoshi, I lowered my voice, said coldly, and turned around to leave.
"Wow wow wow wow haha hahaha...wuwuwuchanchan"
Feeling that determined momentum, Aleus could no longer care about his still aching tongue, and hurriedly let out an exclamation.
I fell into silence as I looked at Aleus, who was covering his tongue again, like a frightened little animal huddled in a corner, shivering and moaning, but not forgetting to hold on to his cloak with one free hand. .
This is really not my fault.
"Wow!"
After a while, Arius, who seemed to feel a little better, raised his eyes with excitement, "Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow."
By the way, I haven’t seen him for more than a month. Has this guy even lost his human language function?
I took a deep breath and stuffed the four-sided bread into her mouth. I stopped the cute and disgusting exclamation. I searched in the inventory for a while, and finally found the artifact that had not been seen for a long time. , and slapped her hard on the head.
"A crisp roar.
"Calm down yet?!"
Playing with the paper roll in his hand, he felt that all the depression in his heart seemed to disappear with this beat. Feeling extremely comfortable, he asked Arius condescendingly.
The flying weapon attached to the paper roll doubles the damage to the fujoshi and has an amnesia effect, and it is an attribute attack. Aleus held his head and whined, and chewed the bread in his mouth without forgetting. After a while, the rotten girl raised her head again, looking at the surrounding scenery with a confused expression.
It's good, it's good. It's better to forget about this encounter. It's better to wipe it out of my irritated mind.
"Wow!!"
After looking around for a few times, she suddenly focused her gaze on me, accompanied by an exclamation. As if he suddenly remembered something, a lightbulb above his head kept flashing.
Taking a deep breath, a hint of pride flashed across her eyes, and the aura of this dead rot girl suddenly changed. Like a majestic female officer. He pointed his finger straight at my face and spoke at a clear and fluent speed that shocked the world.
"What a mess!"
I:"
It seemed to remind her of something instead. Could it be that the paper roll was held backwards? I looked at my hand in confusion, ah, as expected,
Dengba, correct it again. This time, you must clear the unbearable things in this rotten girl's mind, and then let yourself, Druid Wu Fan, the king of otakus in the new era, completely turn her into an otaku. .
I held the paper roll straight again, took a breath on it, and took the photo with indomitable momentum.
did not expect. As if she noticed my thoughts, this damn rotten girl tilted her head cleverly. He dodged my fatal blow.
Just a futile struggle.
With a cold snort, the paper roll in her hand suddenly turned into raindrops and fell on Aleus's head. Unexpectedly, she still saw how sensitive Aleus was. Even if she maintained a kneeling posture, the space for her head to move was limited, but she Still using his head quickly to dodge the raindrop attacks above his head.
At this moment, I feel like I am playing a game of whack-a-mole. Unfortunately, the mole on this machine is extremely cunning, so my score is still zero.
But... Tianzhen was honest, Heng Heng, and sure enough, after a moment, Aleus's eyes turned in circles.
Haha, it’s over, my head keeps dodging at such a high frequency, it would be weird if I don’t get dizzy! ! It's time to end this fucking game, one last blow! !
Taking a deep breath, I raised the roll high. There was incomparable solemnity in his eyes.
That's right, it's time to end this bad relationship between otaku and rotten girl.
The paper tube turned into a white shadow and fell down
"Who dares to bully my sister!!"
There was a roar of dancing thunder at the end of the street, which immediately frightened me, and the roll of paper fell softly from my hand.
A cloud of dust rose high at the end of the street. In an instant, smoke and dust swept over the kilometer-long street, and a red-haired hamburger-headed figure with a strong sense of familiarity appeared from inside.
"Hannah, tell me, is this guy bullying you? If so, watch me insert the burger into his anus."
The angry classmate, the leader, had not yet seen my identity. He just glanced at me like a sharp knife, and then asked Aleus an explosive question.
Hey, before you say something like this, you should carefully consider the identity of the other party. She is your sister, even though this sister is already hopeless.
Aleus was stunned for a moment, looking at her brother in a daze, as if thinking about something, then she suddenly clapped her hands and pointed straight at her brother with the finger she just pointed at me.
"You are a good guy!"
Suddenly, Hans staggered as if an invisible sharp arrow had penetrated his chest. He clutched his chest, showing an expression of great pain.
"Hanna, didn't I tell you. Can't you say this to others again?"
I'm so sorry, Hans. She had indeed forgotten it, but she was woken up by me just now.
I found it quite interesting, and I suppressed my expression of sadness as a rabbit died and a fox died, and I thought about whether I should instill more good things into this fujoshi.
At this time, Hans looked at me carefully as if he had discovered something, and his painful expression suddenly changed. He laughed heartily.
"Hahaha, I'm sorry. I asked who was bullying Hannah. It turns out, brother Alsace, if it was you, there would be no problem."
What do you mean it's okay if it's me? Please tell me if you have any questions, you irresponsible brother!
Immediately afterwards, in addition to Hans and the brother and sister Aleus, the other four members of the Hanbag team, the assassin Gris, the paladin Baal, and two other mercenaries also followed, and the friends reunited after a long absence. Naturally, he had endless things to say, and even the cold and cool male assassin Gris had a warm smile flash on his face. Hans and the others were surprised.
"Brother Alsace. I knew that with your strength, you would catch up quickly. Look, what I said is indeed right."
The leader coughed, and the wizard Hans gave a proud look to several other people, and secretly made a gesture of taking money. None of this escaped my perception. It was obvious that these bastards were thinking of me in private. Some suspicious bet was opened.
"Well, it's good to come. It's good to come."
Before I even protested to Hans asking for my share, he kept looking over at me, looking me up and down, making my hair stand on end.
Could it be that this bastard was cursed by Arius and really turned into a gay man?
"I'm telling you, Alsace Fontey."
After a long time, he patted me on the shoulder sincerely.
"Since you left, Hannah has become taciturn again. After more than a month, she hasn't even said ten words enough. It seems that only you can make her happy. No, this is just now. , they performed a couple’s cross talk on the street. Wow, hahaha.”
Hans, with the high attitude of an elder brother, rubbed Aleus' little head vigorously, messing up her silky fiery red hair, and then said to the two of us in a pretentious manner.
As a result, Aleus took out an assassin's exclusive golden sword. He stabbed him so hard on the back of his hand, probably because the fist sword had a very rare bloodletting attribute and the wound was bleeding. The poor brother immediately screamed and covered his back with Sichuan's direct blow and started beating him in the street. It rolled, and the flakes rolled up on the ground. However, the reward is a few twitches. Suddenly stopped moving...
Tsk tsk, if the conversation that Alius and I just had was a cross talk between husband and wife, then this scene before us is undoubtedly a family comedy. It’s really enviable, our leader.
"Anyway. I'll leave it to you Hannah."
A moment later, Hans came back to life on the spot, rolled, jumped up with a graceful somersault, patted me on the shoulder and said with a bloodless face.
"I personally think it's better for you to drink a bottle of life potion first."
Hans, who had completely entered the father-brother mode and did not listen to my words at all, continued his speech, looked at me, and looked at Aleus with his kind eyes.
"Hannah, you are not young anymore. It's time to find a good man, get married and have children.
After hearing her brother's words, the rotten girl tilted her head in confusion, as if she couldn't figure something out. After looking worried for a long time, he said intermittently.
"Aleus believes that children cannot be born between people."
"Why can't we have children? If we can't have children, where did you and I come from?" Hans grabbed his red hamburger head with confusion on his face.
No, no, no, Hans, your sister is wearing something from a different dimension. There is no need to go into it.
Looking at the confused Hans, I secretly complained. At the same time, he felt a sense of despair for being able to understand Aleus's words.
"It's okay, look, brother Alsace. After you came, Hannah's just one sentence was more important than the previous month. I'm right."
Hans quickly gave up his doubts that he would never understand, and suddenly thought that what Aleus had just said was more than ten. I couldn't help but laugh happily.
"You guy"
He pressed the little fu girl's head with enjoyment and rubbed it around. I glared next to her ear.
"Didn't we make a promise when we left? We will make a hundred friends next time we meet. You took my words as deaf ears, didn't you?"
Unexpectedly, this little fu girl was quite stubborn and turned her head away angrily.
"Lao Bei, you're a bad guy, Aleus, you won't listen." My eyes widened immediately, huh? This guy. Could it be that the rebellious period has arrived?
"The child who lies will swallow a thousand needles." I continued in my ear with a sinister tone.
"Teacher. Promise. Lie too."
Arius seemed to be well prepared and said this to me with a hint of pride in his eyes.
Agreement, lie?
I recalled the agreement I made with this little rotten girl, and I remembered that I did say that as long as I could say five words in one breath, I would appear in front of her again. What she meant now was that she didn't do it. If I show up differently, it can be regarded as not abiding by the agreement. Does this mean?
"Okay, then when I haven't arrived, don't come to me until you can say five words in one breath."
I turned around immediately. I took a step forward, but I couldn't get out.
I turned around helplessly and looked at Aleus, who was holding on to his cloak with bright eyes like a small animal, and I fell into a state of speechlessness again.
"Aleus, it's wrong, teacher. Don't leave!".
"Okay, okay, I get it, let it go."
"We are of the same mind, let's go together, explore complaints, and true love
"I'm leaving, don't come to me again!"
Although what Arius said was extremely ambiguous, anyone who knew her would know what she meant. The love in it had nothing to do with the love between men and women.
"So it's like this. It turns out that your identity, brother Alsace, is actually the second place in the First World Martial Arts Competition, the druid Wu Fan who is also known as the youngest elder in the history of the alliance."
Under the leadership of Hans and others, walking on the road to the blacksmith, I told them my identity by the way, and we became friends. I also understand their characters, and there will be no estrangement because of my identity, so There is no need to hide it anymore.
"Can you show me a little bit of surprise?"
I thought they would be shocked, but the team showed unexpected calmness, which made me feel a little unhappy, like a punch on cotton.
"Humph, Arthas, brother Wu Fan. You underestimate us too much."
Hans snorted arrogantly. He patted his chest and said: "I, Hans, have never seen anything in the world, let alone you. Even if it is one day, someone suddenly tells me that he is the incarnation of Baal. I can't change my face.
Paladin Bald beside him burst into tears.
"Wow ha ha ha ha!".
Suddenly, there was another laugh from across the street.
"Is this voice really those guys?"
Hans's expression condensed and he quietly took out the magic technique. Others drew their weapons.
"Um...Aleus, can you let go of my cloak?"
I turned around and looked helplessly at Aleus, who was still following closely behind me, clutching his cloak tightly, and asked.
As expected, Arius kept shaking his head. With his eyes closed, he looked determined that he would not let go of anything he said.
Well, it was indeed a bit over-trained just now.
Looking back, six powerful figures appeared among the bursts of sand and dust blowing on the empty street.
Okay, there's another battle between fried chicken legs and hamburgers.
I have to train all day tomorrow, and it happens to be the last day of the month. I don’t know if I can make it. My perfect attendance, wow
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