one. One by one
In a dark corner not far from these tables, there is another one with several people sitting on it. With a vague outline like a tree stump, and a pair of sharp eyes, they looked at this farce coldly like an outsider.
Yes, they are the dwarves with the weirdest tempers among all races. Sometimes they are as enthusiastic as a ball of flame, and sometimes they are like a cold stone, but whether it is ice or fire, their nature is still a stone. , the grumpy stone in the latrine,
Um. The above interpretation does not include their previous and current dwarf kings.
At this moment, these four. The dwarf warriors are pretending. These hot-tempered dwarves have always been the source or participant of all chaos. But at this moment, the four dwarves who were not involved in the farce in front of them suddenly felt a sense of detachment that was clear to bystanders. , which was originally full of joy and anger. The wrinkled old face and big beard, which could not hide any emotion, suddenly became deep and vicissitudes of life after a moment of reflection. Facing the four races in the farce, an indescribable sense of superiority emerged spontaneously.
"Stupid humans, Dwarf No. 1's eyes are full of melancholy.
"Stupid elf, Dwarf No. 2's eyes are very vicissitudes of life.
"Stupid Horadric tribe." Dwarf No. 3's Rihuang was extremely indifferent.
"Stupid fox man, Dwarf No. 4's eyes are very painful.
"There is no other way. These guys are unreliable. It seems that the burden of saving this dark continent can only fall on us dwarves. The melancholy Dwarf No. 1 stroked his beard and sighed.
"Boss. You can't say that. A mosquito is just a piece of meat. The first and second worlds still have to rely on these people to use human sea tactics to protect them."
The vicissitudes of life, Dwarf No. 2 elegantly pulled out his sleeves, suddenly his face turned pale, and he coughed out a few mouthfuls of "blood."
"Before that, I think it's better to throw these old bastards Tualatin and Muradin into the furnace and destroy them, so as not to impair the great cause of our dwarves."
The indifferent dwarf No. 3 spoke a cold and practical word from his teeth.
The three of them cast their eyes on Dwarf No. 4, who was the last to be calm. He lowered his head and thought coldly for a moment, then raised his head, looking at the other three dwarves one by one with his cold eyes like the moon. There was a sudden burst of light in the pupils, which made the three of them feel unable to look directly, and then they slowly spoke.
"I am hungry
The atmosphere was silent for a moment, and Dwarf No. 4 was immediately punched and kicked by the other three, while they continued to curse.
"To make you hungry, to make you ruin the mood,"
After knocking down the calm No. 4. The three dwarves wiped their sweat with satisfaction, and their stomachs suddenly made a growling sound. It seemed that the beating they had just taken had consumed a lot of energy.
"I'm indeed a little hungry. Let's order something. Of course, the wine must not be less." The dwarf added some wine to his dry lips and said, then he tapped the table lightly and opened his mouth to shout.
"etc !".
The actions of No. 1 seemed to have touched a certain nerve in No. 2 and No. 3. They showed dull and frightened expressions for an instant, and then in a flash of lightning, they suddenly pounced on No. 1 and pushed him down. land.
With a violent "thumping" sound, the three dwarves rolled up on the ground like grunting fat winter melons.
"What do you two want to do?".
Dwarf No. 1, who was pinned to the ground, glared angrily.
"Boss, you can't scream.
Numbers 2 and 3 were in tears.
"Think about it, the elves, Horadrics, Vulperans and the Adventurer Alliance just called out, and what happened?
Dwarf No. 1 was stunned, his brain spinning at high speed.
The elf mage called, and their king came out wearing a maid's uniform.
The Horadric mage called, and their princess came out wearing a maid's uniform.
The fox mage called, and their sky fox leader came out wearing a maid uniform.
Alliance adventurers called, and their elders came out wearing maid uniforms.
If I call, who will come out? No, I should say, which high-ranking member of the dwarf clan is nearby?
There is only one answer. That is the former Dwarf King Muradin.
In other words, if they call, it is very likely that Muradin will come out wearing a maid uniform. This is not surprising at all. Leaders like the Elf Queen and Princess Horadric who would otherwise not be able to do this have all done it. So these four dwarves, who were well aware of Muradin's shameless nature, had no doubt that their former dwarf king would appear here in the same manner.
In his mind, he seemed to imagine Muradin, who was as short and strong as a winter melon, wearing a flowing maid uniform. Yes, it would be better to have a pair of white angel wings sewn on his back, with a disgusting smile on his face. Holding the tray in one hand, he stood on tiptoes and moved "elegantly" in a ballet style.
The three dwarves looked at each other, their faces turning from white to purple. Finally, I couldn't hold back any longer and retched with a sound of "Wow."
It's so scary, it's like a devil's bar.
Finally, the three dwarves lifted up the confused Dwarf No. 4 and left in a mess.
His eyes returned to the four tables. Dozens of minutes had passed since the ordering. Except for the four dwarves who trembled and left in a hurry as if they suddenly had epilepsy, there were no big changes. Their respective leaders The woman was wearing a maid uniform and sitting next to her. The four races on the four tables stared at each other, not knowing what topics to talk about. The atmosphere was quite strange.
The one who broke the dull deadlock was Alliance One, whose next name was photographed by a guy wearing a snap-jawed bear mask. The adventurer inside the wooden table with his whole head concave.
He raised his head drowsily, rubbing his burning cheeks, looking a little confused, as if he was wondering if he was dreaming.
His head swayed to the side. A cute cartoon bear mask suddenly occupied half of his eyes. Still unwilling to believe it, he rubbed his eyes to make sure he was not hallucinating. Then, two lines of clear tears just rubbed together and flowed out.
"I'm really sorry that I'm not the little princess of the alliance, Miss Sala.
A dull buzzing sound came from the bear mask.
"Where" means "where"? No, Mr. Bear is also very cute. We, it's too late for us to be happy.
This adventurer, who had just woken up, told the biggest lie since he was born.
"Yes, Mr. Xiong Xiong, you see we were moved to tears." The other three adventurers wiped away their tears, secretly cursing themselves for their lust, and echoed with smiles that were uglier than crying.
"snort!".
A heavy cry came out of the bear mask, causing the four adventurers to immediately become silent and lower their heads in mourning. Communicate with each other using the secret codes unique to senior gossipers.
"Yes" yes, you said why the food hasn't been served yet, hahaha" Hahahaha
In order to break the stalemate, an adventurer laughed.
"Huh? Haven't you seen how busy the maids are? Do you still have the heart to let these poor girls serve you? They are hungry, have no hands and feet, and can't go to the kitchen to serve it themselves?"
"Yes" Yes "I'll go. I'll go and leave."
The adventurer who spoke out stood up with tears streaming down his face and walked towards the kitchen with one step at a time.
Aren't you still sitting here? So are the three people at the other three tables. Are you here to be guest maids, or are you here to be masters? !
The adventurers complained in their hearts, but did not have the courage to speak out.
The mages of the three races looked at the other three tables and thought, "That's okay." I am actually sitting here with the queen, princess, and the saint serving me food? If the clan members find out. Pulling off even a layer of skin is a trivial matter.
As a result, a mage from each table quickly stood up and hurriedly followed the alliance adventurers into the second room.
Watching this scene, Arturia saw that what she should do was being snatched away from her. She opened her mouth to stop, but was unable to resist the pleading eyes of the three elf mages, so she could only choose to remain silent again.
After a while, various dishes were brought out, filling the four tables with delicious food. Everyone was hungry and took a gulp of saliva looking at the delicious food in front of them.
"I want to sit with Zhi and Xiong Xiong."
Tia shouted with her fingers greedily, but looked towards the alliance table.
"Didn't you hear what this lady said? Have you forgotten the spirit of Shinshi that the Alliance taught you?"
One adventurer left crying. I secretly rejoiced, “I can finally get rid of this demon elder.
"Heehee heart"
Tia immediately ran over with a smile and sat next to him.
"If I mind, how about changing positions?"
Immediately afterwards, Lucia made a move, walked up with a soft fragrance, and gently touched another adventurer. The adventurer who was fascinated by Lucia's charm had no resistance at all. Of course, she did not intend to He had long been thinking about what excuses he should find to find an excuse to leave the table where the demon was kneeling.
"Artoria, come over and eat together.
Arturia hesitated for a moment, then gently turned the hair on her forehead, then nodded to the four flattered elf mages at a table, and walked up.
Naturally, the remaining two alliance adventurers on the table quickly gave way to one more.
Invariably. Everyone turned their attention to the last adventurer, because the four tables were all five-person tables.
The last adventurer who was being watched by the group suddenly felt terrified and jumped up from his chair.
"Leave this seat to Miss Sala. I'll just sit on the other side."
After saying that, he left like his butt was on fire and sat on the table of the fox tribe.
"Puff"
Tia looked at my current maid uniform. Dressed in a cartoon bear mask, I couldn't help but laugh out loud. The little fox was giggling heartlessly, while Artoria's eyes were a bit weird. She lacked a little common sense and couldn't tell what was so weird about the awkward maid uniform I was wearing. degree.
"Where's sister Sarah? How come you, a bad guy like you, are dressed like this? Could it be that you, a bad guy, got eaten by you?
After laughing enough, the pretty fox gave him a wink and asked with a smile.
"Well, she came down quickly. No
I pouted angrily towards the stairs, and the figure of Sarah, dressed in casual clothes, had already appeared at the entrance of the stairs.
Originally, according to the plan, four girls, including Sarah, were supposed to be guest maids. However, when Sarah put on the maid uniform prepared for her and shyly slipped out of the crack in the door, I instantly She was excluded.
So cute, so cute, the pink and white maid outfit embellished with ribbons, the gorgeous pleated dress like a princess, the white lace headband and bow on the top of her head, complementing her long pink hair, especially It's the pair of mini angel wings on the back that completely make Sarana as pure and lovely as an angel. The appearance of the most beautiful woman in mainland China is highlighted.
Damn it, that boss lady must be a god-level tailor. I don’t believe that this gorgeous maid uniform tailor-made for Sarah was originally there.
So, I will show off the style of the most beautiful woman in the mainland...; Pin, after rubbing Fanlan in my arms and kissing her hard, I made Yaonai's decision to join Cai Tianba's man to play the role of maid. There is no way, it should be damned The boss lady said, no matter you are a man or a woman, as long as you gather four of them for me and make enough money for me in a legitimate way, these maid uniforms will be given to you as a reward.
Irresistible temptation, you bastard! !
The reason for replacing Sarah. Instead of the other three girls. In addition to worrying that Sarah's beauty was too dazzling, and not wanting Sarah like this to be seen by other men, either out of rationality or a man's possessiveness, there were actually other important reasons.
Why does Altoheya appear on the table of the elves, and Dia appears on the table of the Hera Pocket group? The little fox corresponds to the fox tribe.
This is all arranged by me in advance. In this way, with their status, no one in the whole bar dares to call them. I am afraid that the elf mages, Hera Pock mages, and fox mages will be the first to pounce on them. Anyone who dares to call his leader will be torn to pieces. This is why the three girls stayed in the bar for so long, but none of the customers dared to call out. Even a fool can feel the warning glances secretly cast by the three clans' mages around them. Bar.
But Sarah is different. Although she can switch to the cold side she developed during the training camp. But after all, it lacks substantial status. Of course I'm here. It can make alliance adventurers dare not have the slightest thought, but other races may not betray their own face. With his doting on Sarah. It would be strange if she didn't go crazy immediately if she saw her being called around like a maid by those wealthy adventurers in the bar.
Another reason why I decided to play myself. Unexpectedly, Arturia, Tia and Little Fox didn't dare to use it, which meant that they couldn't share the responsibilities with other maids, let alone meet the boss's requirements of making enough money. Therefore, they could only use some tough measures on their own. I came to make up for it. Just in time, four adventurers from the alliance appeared at this time, trying to kill our baby Sarah. Who are you going to kill?
Sarah slowly came down from the stairs, her face a little more flushed than usual, and her crimson eyes were shrouded in a layer of charming water mist, making this innocent and lovely angel Luohe look more... A bit of mature temptation.
Um. Sarah looked so beautiful in that maid uniform that she couldn't help but kiss her. Enough, so in fact, what the little fox just said was half right. Although he didn't really eat Sarah, he still tasted enough.
"Big brother"
Sarah's face turned red and she glanced at the other three girls guiltily before sitting in the only empty seat next to me. She called out softly and showed a bright and beautiful smile with a hint of charm.
She didn't show the slightest surprise at how I was dressed, because "she helped me put it on. Otherwise, do you think I am really perverted? Do you have any experience wearing such complicated maid uniforms?"
"Everyone is hungry too. Let's eat. There is plenty."
Rubbing Sarah's lovely long pink hair, I looked around and said.
Wandered around the trade market. They had exhausted a lot of energy, and they were probably really hungry, so I just finished my words. Everyone was already waving the knives and forks in their hands politely.
"Come on, Sarah, take this spoon"
Fork a palm-sized portion of the sauced lamb chop onto Sarah's plate. I looked at Sarah with a doting look mixed with a faint smile.
Although I no longer have any hope that she will grow taller. Anyway, it doesn't matter to me. She will indeed be more beautiful when she grows up, but the loli attribute is also rare and valuable.
However, let her make a small effort. Sarah especially likes to eat mutton recently. Maybe he just believed in some secret recipe to increase his height.
I can't be too kind to others, so I forked a lot of dishes for Arturia, Dia and the little fox. As a result, the table was full of dishes, and I had already bottomed out before I even moved much.
Among them, Alto Kanya solved nearly half of them. Although I already knew that she had a big appetite in the past few days as a newlywed, I was still slightly stunned when I saw the plate that was emptied in less than ten minutes. one time.
"Sorry"
After wiping her mouth elegantly with a napkin, Altofia noticed that I hadn't taken a bite yet and couldn't help but look apologetic.
"It doesn't matter, there's still more to do."
Saying this with a smile, I glared fiercely at an adventurer at the fox-human table from behind. His whole body trembled and he ran towards the kitchen with a sad face.
After a while, the table was filled with dishes again.
"Artoria, you have a really big appetite."
When the second table of dishes was quickly swept away. I couldn't help but sigh. This idiot's appetite was almost as big as that of two barbarians.
"I made you laugh, Fan. The energy consumption of the Knight King profession is too great, more than five times that of the ordinary Knight profession. I have to replenish it through things."
Artoria, who seemed to be half full after eating, took a graceful sip of the fruit wine. Sighed.
"In fact, this method is the least efficient supplementary method."
"Are there any other ways to supplement?"
I couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Of course, after all the seals of Ymir's suit are unlocked, it has a strong ability to save energy. This is the most efficient method, but now I am far from having the ability to unlock the seals of Ymir's suit."
After a pause, a trace of confusion flashed in Altofia's eyes.
"Actually, there is a moderately efficient method, but I don't quite understand what it means. The Holy Book says that you can obtain energy supplements by combining with your loved one, Fan. Do you know?"
"Poof!!"
A mouthful of rice spurted out paste from my mouth
