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We can't go on like this, and if we let our stupid physiques continue to fiddle with us, this trip to Ziyue will turn into Master Bao's inspection report.
Gotta find one. Where can I take refuge, such as the Greenwood Bar? !
Woo hoo, no, no, why does this term come to mind subconsciously? I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry, Artoria. I brought you to Kurast in the name of a local snake. In fact, I am just a road idiot who only knows two more interesting places: the Trade District and the Green Forest Bar. That’s all.
Of course, I will never admit that the black shop in Omas, where Indian Asan is dead, is a fun place. If he didn't always fantasize about turning me into a comedian, it might be worth it.
consider.
There was nothing I could do. I really couldn't bear to beg the little fox. This real local snake who had stayed in Kurast for several years once again dealt with several things that almost fell from the sky under Arturia's increasingly shining eyes. After the trouble, I embarrassedly took the four girls and hired two boats to row to the Adventurer Paradise platform.
The two guys, Little Fox and Tia, were too lazy to hide their intentions. It was natural for them to look at me secretly rolling my eyes. We boarded one of the boats and followed us to the adventurer platform.
Very good. You will probably have less trouble when you come here. Most of the people in the Adventurer's Paradise are career changers, mercenaries or soldiers. Of course, there are also many other civilians, but most of the civilians who stay here are serving people. The main ones are adventurers, such as bartenders, maids, and some shop owners. At least there won't be incidents like tragic young women oppressed by nobles, old men whose sons are missing, or confused children suddenly appearing.
That's not to say there won't be trouble here. Adventurers are very trouble-makers. It's even more chaotic than the trade market. It's just that if there is any trouble between the adventurers, and if it doesn't make sense, then it will be resolved in the arena. It depends on whose fist is stronger, everyone is in the wind and rain. An adventurer who is used to seeing life and death, and has experienced ups and downs, has a clear heart. No matter how hot-tempered he is, he has a sense of proportion in his heart and does not have to worry about it.
Of course, there are things to be careful about. Although there are less troubles, there are still some bastards here. But most of them knew me, so they went to great lengths to conceal their identity. However, even with the disguise skills I learned from detective stories, fools like Liang couldn't figure out my identity.
So, after getting off the boat, I didn’t leave the dock immediately. Instead, I turned around and taught some disguise knowledge to the other four girls. No, look at the eyes of Sarah and Tia looking at us, how shining they are. ah.
Huh, don't worship me, he's just a legend.
As for the little fox, don't worry about her. As an assassin, she has much more knowledge in this field than I do. As Artoria lowered her head in thought, her dull hair turned in circles from time to time.
Elf warriors who are proficient in forest warfare are naturally very good at camouflaging themselves, but due to terrain restrictions, they don't have much hope in a crowded city like this.
Just when I was frothing at the mouth and the sky was falling to the ground, a few adventurers on the boat came swaggering over from the pier. When they looked here, they immediately came together with laughter.
"Hey, Elder Fan, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why don't you spend time with your beloved wife in the elves? Are you here?"
One of the leading adventurers carrying a blue axe, picking his teeth, patted me on the shoulder and greeted me with a smile.
The little fox, Sarah, and Tia were snickering, while Altoheya was confused.
I turned around mechanically and gave a stiff smile.
"Wrong? Elder Fan really has a childlike innocence. Let me see where I bought this bear mask. I also introduced it to a few brothers. How about forming an animal team later? Hahahaha
You can tell this guy is a big mouth right away. Without paying any attention to his companions behind him, he was looking at his family members who exuded a black aura in fear, while pulling his clothes to signal him to shut up.
"Tsk?"
His eyes suddenly turned to Artoria behind him, and as if he had discovered something, he looked her up and down several times.
Could it be that he has discovered Artoria's identity.
After a few glances, the ax warrior suddenly laughed.
"Elder Fan, this girl is wearing the same cloak as you, could she be your daughter?" "
"Boom!"
With a puzzled smile on his face, the ax warrior dropped the big ax on his shoulder with a bang, creating a shallow crater, and then people fell down one after another.
When the four companions behind me saw this scene, they immediately fell silent, and in front of my flame-breathing eyes, they were stunned. They quickly put away the ax on the ground, dragged one of the warrior's thighs with one hand, and quickly left with four streaks of dust. Their voices were heard in the distance.
"sorry
What a rocket exit.
I looked at the four streaks of smoke in a dull manner, then turned around and glanced at the two people who were still snickering, the girl, a little fox with a bright smile, and a confused golden fur.
"It's strange. My disguise skills are obviously pretty good. Why was Li Xuan's identity revealed even though I didn't do anything?"
I sighed helplessly, I was puzzled.
"Your cloak is too conspicuous anymore, idiot."
The little fox chuckled for a while, then told me the answer as if he was showing mercy.
"Nonsense, you know nothing. You changed your number to Xincheng based on the popular styles ten years ago."
I immediately glared, because this was not only doubting my design concept, but also doubting the craftsmanship of little Vilas. "
The little fox pursed her seductive red lips and smiled like a crescent moon with her big bright eyes.
"However, no matter how much you improve it, it is still the popular style ten years ago. You bad guy, don't you know that you have nicknames about your cloak from other adventurers?"
"What nickname? Could it be the cloaked man? I know that."
"You really want to know?"
The little fox's beautiful smiling eyes revealed that it's best not to ask, I do it for your own good.
"Duo, do you think I will be hit by this kind of thing? Just come here."
As he pretended to be relaxed, I stretched out my hands involuntarily. put on defense
potential.
"Okay, let me think about six
The fox thought for a moment, and then started counting on his fingers one by one.
"The cloak man, the outdated cloak man, the coquettish cloak man, the cloak uncle, the cloak elder, the ordinary cloak man. The evil cloak man, the cloak man who returned our singer Miss Vilas, let go of that angel." Sarah's cloak man. The cloak that keeps your dirty hands off Linya's breasts
Which nickname should I complain about first? Especially the last three, with their blatant malice and lust, can they really be considered nicknames?
"You are so popular, our Elder Fan."
After saying a dozen words at a time, the little fox showed an extremely sinister and charming smile, and his two cute fox ears with fluffy fur twitched in a proud manner.
"Praise, reward. Our cocky-tailed fox, Miss Lucia."
I responded without a smile, and looked at the little fox, sparks shooting out.
While bickering with the little fox, the big signboard of the Green Forest Bar soon appeared in our sights.
Pushing open the bar door, as the familiar sound of jingling bells rang, the elegant layout of the Green Forest Bar that has remained unchanged for thousands of years came into view.
Thanks to the two aces, Fini and Oona. The Green Forest Bar has transformed from a small and famous bar in Adventureland to one of the most popular bars in the world.
There are still quite a few customers, especially those loud-mouthed adventurers, who have almost become an inherent feature of every bar.
Huh?
It's strange. Normally, every time a guest comes in, there should be a waiter to greet him. It is precisely because of this polite tradition that the Green Forest Bar maintains. Only then will he be favored by many mages and scholars. So you will be surprised to find that here you can actually see the most rude barbarians, baptized by his spray, and there will also be polite mages. Nodding and smiling at you gracefully.
Has the Green Forest Bar changed its owner? That tough and tough alliance leader Omas dared to scold even though this damn Indian Asan really deserved to be scolded, the landlady who was like a charter woman in kung fu, had already sold the bar?
Looking inside with doubts, I finally discovered the reason.
Busy, very busy. Facing so many guests, the maids were running back and forth like super engines. They were so tired that they were sweating profusely. But there were still customers who were impatient to wait, holding empty knives. Fork is shouting loudly.
"Where's Fini? I want Fini sails"
After the words fell silent, many Feini fans immediately echoed in unison: "Oh oh oh, Feini Feini's heart. I want Feini."
It's over, this group of people is over, and the world is about to end, so we might as well blow up everything here.
Somehow, seeing this scene, such a strong thought suddenly came to my mind.
"Isn't this Elder Fan?"
As soon as they entered the door, the noisy adventurers looked at them with green eyes like hungry wild wolves asking about the smell of food. When they saw the cloak I was wearing, the crowd suddenly became excited.
"Elder Fan, where did you hide Feini? Hand it over quickly, otherwise we won't agree to it even if you are an alliance elder, so everyone agrees."
An anxious guy immediately stood up and said loudly, and there was an immediate response.
"Why are you so sure that I hid Fini?" I asked with a dark look on my face as I looked at the adventurous adventurer.
"Because Elder Fan has a criminal record." Everyone responded firmly.
I can't deny it.
"Ahem, everyone, listen to me. I did not abduct Feini. I can swear to God."
Seeing that everyone still looked at me with suspicion, I sighed helplessly and said again.
"Okay, I swear to all my wives. I didn't kidnap Finny, that's all."
Everyone nodded.
Who doesn't know that Elder Fan loves his precious wives the most? There is a saying in the bar that it is easier for Elder Fan to believe in God than to let him believe in his wives.
"Elder Dan, do you know the whereabouts of Feini?"
An adventurer still refused to give up and asked with less expectation. When they thought about it, I didn't abduct Feini, so they probably didn't know Feini's whereabouts. This is a normal way of thinking.
However, this is the right person to ask.
Originally I wanted to say I didn't know, but there seemed to be some impression in my mind, so I rummaged around for a while. Finally in the vague memory of being drunk at the wedding. Found some clues.
After looking at the adventurer who was looking forward to it, I said uncertainly.
"Not sure, but it's very possible that he's in the elves' prison."
Wei responded to his family's words in a vague way. A few days ago, the elf clan Mangcheng, who was outside Qianjia of the Green Forest Bar, heard a sad "Goooo". lament.
"What plan"
Suddenly, hundreds of adventurers stood up angrily and clenched their fists.
"Those guys with long ears actually dared to imprison Miss Feeney. They are so brave!"
"Brothers, join me and fight into the Elf King's City. Rescue Miss Feeney and step forward if you agree."
"Oh oh oh!!"
"Drunk, sorry to wake up"
Several thumps sounded loudly in the bar. Those who screamed loudest were the ardent Finny fans. He collapsed on the table with smoke coming from his head and foaming at the mouth.
"As for Feini, just leave it to me. After all, I'm also the prince of the elves now, so I'm easier to talk to.
Watching a group of people holding a demonstration. I raised my fist high, but turned my head and looked at my adventurer with my mouth wide open. I smiled slightly. He pressed his fist tightly and continued speaking word for word.
"If anyone still chooses to go his own way and rescue Fini, I don't mind sending him to Kurast's cell to lie down first!".
Many adventurers seemed to have remembered my identity, and they couldn't help but shuddered, and with a sneer, they quickly retracted their raised fists, muttering words against violence, and sat down obediently.
Very good, these restless guys were finally suppressed for the time being. It seems that Feini's popularity is really not small, but after not seeing her for a while, the fan base is going crazy.
I chose a quiet table for five people and sat down. After taking a look at the current situation in the bar, I finally understood why the maids were so busy. It's simple, without Feini as the ace, there is another one. Oona, the sub-ace, must still be among the elves anxiously thinking about how to rescue Fini.
Without these two trump cards, Green Forest Bar is just an ordinary small bar in Adventurer's Paradise.
A crisp sound of "pop" sounded on the ground. Looking at the source of the sound, it was not true. What was expected happened. The young maid finally made a mistake because she could not adapt to such a high-intensity work. She dropped the plate in her hand to the ground and pricked her knee. When the pieces arrived, the maid's skirt was torn with a loud hiss, and the blood slowly dyed the skirt red.
The injured maid was helped up to the second floor by others. Most of the adventurers here were regular customers of the Green Forest Bar. Seeing this situation, it was natural not to say anything, and the atmosphere was a bit gloomy.
"I'll go up and have a look."
After thinking about it, I said to the other four people. I know this maid. Although I can't name her, she served me several times when I visited the Green Forest Bar in the past. The two sweet dimples on her cheeks are very popular.
However, I still underestimated how clingy the four little tails were. When I said this, others wanted to follow, and as a result, a group of five people went up to the second floor under the watchful eyes of the adventurers.
In the room, the injured maid was being greeted by other maids. As soon as I came in, the other maids shouted.
"Master Fan, Master Fan
Due to their relationship with Fei Nai, these maids are naturally more familiar with me than other adventurers. As soon as they saw me coming up, they all called out kindly, waiting for Artoria and the others to appear later. They all froze again.
"Okay, let's go down, we can't keep our guests waiting.
A cold voice sounded outside the door. When I looked back, I saw that it was not the owner of the Green Forest Bar who was holding a pipe and looking like someone who owed her five hundred gold coins.
At the boss's urging, all the maids went downstairs to work again, leaving only the maid with an injured thigh still lying on the bed, looking softly at her boss with apologetic eyes. As if he had done something wrong.
"Where are you injured?"
I took a few steps forward, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at this soft and pitiful maid, and asked softly.
For these civilian maids, it was probably rare for them to be treated tenderly by a superior adventurer. This weak maid couldn't help but shudder, and looked at me a little flattered, then she stretched out her hand tremblingly and pointed at herself who was stained with blood. The red skirt covers the knees.
Civilians cannot withstand the strong effects of the Life Potion. Fortunately, I haven't forgotten the priest's special skills. I smiled slightly and looked at the blushing maid.
"Can you close your eyes? Don't worry, it only takes a moment and you will be fine soon."
Huawang finished. I always felt that it was a bit off. Sure enough, the maid's face became more rosy, like a red apple.
I don't know whether it was out of trust in me or fear of adventurers. Although she was extremely shy, she still closed her eyes obediently.
After a while, the priest skill was already in the palm of his hand. A gentle white light flashed across the skill body, and it was gently touched on the knee area of the hand. The whole process was very skillful. It seemed that Lu Gaoyin had not forgotten the experience when he pretended to be a priest. .
Satisfied, he took back the staff and asked the maid to open her eyes. After moving the injured thigh, I was surprised to find that it was intact as before. The maid looked at me as if she were looking at a monster.
Well, in the eyes of civilians, adventurers are indeed a group of monsters.
Family without the expected adoring gaze. He muttered to himself unhappily.
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Okay, this chapter has been written too much. The benefits are in the next chapter. I believe everyone can guess what the benefits are.
