Oh oh oh oh, isn’t this a pair of underwear? How pitiful it is to be alone here. Wait until I pick it up. No, wait until I help you find your mistress in the lake.
As soon as my eyes lit up, I immediately came forward to take a look. It was better not to look at it. When I saw it, I immediately burst into tears.
This is a pair of men's underwear.
The happy plot of an affair in the lake is indeed all a lie. This is the tragic reality of Hong Guoguo. It really blinded me.
Just when I wanted to turn around and leave. But suddenly a blurry shot flashed through my mind.
Oh, these underwear look familiar. Is it your own? ! !
wrong.
I immediately shook my head and denied it. My little Willas's taste would not be so vulgar and she would make me these red underwear with lace at the corners.
Although it is not a normal taste to embroider small animal pictures on your underwear in purple.
Carefully recall the vague impression that just passed through my mind. As the memory is gradually dug up from the depths of my brain, finally, the picture becomes complete and clear.
I remember that just after the martial arts competition, several elders went to the river to take a bath together. A certain paladin was wearing such a pair of underwear. Does he keep posing disgustingly in front of us, showing off his unique red underwear?
Of course, if that's all. It was not enough to leave an impression in my mind that I could recall again; After the guy finished showing off his underwear, he actually started to comment on my underwear and even laughed at the evil idea of having animal patterns embroidered on it.
Although I admit that this is indeed a subtle deviation in the taste of the maker, after all, it was sewed by my baby Veras for myself stitch by stitch. Even if it is black translucent lace underwear, even if it is like that, I will one
Ahhhhhhhhhh! !
So, here comes the hateful paladin who mocked the bear underwear I was wearing, causing me to create a horrific metaphor in my head. On the spot, I turned into a shining meteor on the Santu River.
No, it's Malagby. That paladin is Malagby.
Staring blankly at the panties swinging in the cold wind, the corners of my eyes began to get moist.
This was obviously a murder case. Malagby's body must have been thrown into the river to feed the fish by the murderer.
Although Malagby's big mouth sometimes makes people want to throw him into the furnace of hell, but no matter what, he is still an excellent paladin with a kind heart, and he is also my The few friends I have.
did not expect. After not seeing each other for a few days, he just left like this, leaving so quietly that people couldn't help but lament the dangers and impermanence of the world.
What is even more sad is that even though I can roughly guess who the murderer is, I am powerless and helpless. I am unable to kill the murderer to avenge my friends. That person is beyond my ability to deal with. Because her identity and methods are really terrifying...
Yes, although I am not willing to give in, the terrifying identity of her druid Wu Fan's little lover really made me burst into tears.
"Malagubi, you died so unjustly!!!!"
The sadness and anger were trapped in my heart, but I could never find an outlet. I couldn't help but raise my head and let out a long roar. In this helpless way, I commemorate the passing of a friend.
"Who is this guy? He shouted my name so loudly and wanted to curse me, you bastard!!"
The roar had just ended. Not far from the panties. Under a big tree. The soft mud layer stirred for a while, and Malagbi's distinctive big head came out with a roar like a earthly sun, looking around with angry eyes, trying to find the person who cursed him.
Then, two pairs of eyes met in mid-air, and time seemed to stop.
"Boss Fan, why are you shouting at me so loudly when you have nothing to do?"
Malagbi looked over with puzzled eyes, his eyes clearly saying, Boss Fan, you are really a weirdo.
No. I think the person who suddenly poked his head out from under the grass is not qualified to say this to me. He should first look in the mirror and examine his current moral character.
I complained in my heart and looked at the other person up and down with a look of pity.
"Malaguby, are you left with a most useless head?"
"Nonsense. How can I live with only one head left, and what do you mean by being the most useless? Are you trying to say that I have no brain, so my head is worthless?"
Malagbi sensitively sensed the point of criticism in my words, and retorted, and then like a turtle, he came out with all four limbs together.
"Oh, it turns out I still have a body, Zhen.
"Boss Fan, why did I feel that your tone just now seemed to be very disappointing?"
Malagby looked at me intelligently, his eyes full of suspicion.
"It's just your illusion." I answered while avoiding my eyes and touching my nose.
"I just saw your red underwear. I thought you were thrown into the lake, and I felt sad. So I shouted, by the way, why did you bury yourself completely in the ground?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Malagbi's old face wrinkled more than his penis.
Pinbo looked at me like the aggrieved little daughter-in-law who had been prostituted by Ba Gui, and said with a few tears in her eyes.
"Boss Fan, don't you know? I am being hunted by Boss Lucia right now. She wants to send me back to my hometown to get married."
"Oh, so you came up with this idea, right?"
I clapped my hands and suddenly said, although the method is a bit stupid, this place is extremely remote and located by the lake. The large amount of water vapor can dilute the smell of Malagby, and it has a sense of avoidance that is more sensitive than that of a real fox. For Lucia, it is definitely a perfect hiding spot.
"Huh," Huh, I'm not afraid to tell you, this is a unique skill passed down from our family's ancestors. You can hold it underground for a whole day before coming out to take a breath. "
Malagby said proudly as he put away the red underwear he had dropped.
"Amazing, amazing." I clapped my hands and praised.
It is indeed an amazing stunt, but considering its function, to be honest, it is not something to be proud of. At most, it only shows that your family used to live a very miserable life of being hunted.
"Boss Fan. Have you seen Boss Lucia in the past two days? Tell me, how is Boss Lucia's mood now? Did you say you want to let me go?"
Probably thinking of my relationship with the little fox, Malagby immediately looked at me with hopeful eyes.
How does the little fox feel? Yesterday I fought with the little ghost all day long, although in the end she won. But after all, we can't deny the fact that the breasts are indeed a little bit larger than the little ghost, so it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a victory but a defeat.
Therefore, her current mood must not be much better.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but look at Malagby sympathetically. His left hand was in the shape of a knife, and then he swiped it hard on his neck. It was obvious that he was not caught by the little fox at this time. You're dead.
Malagby's face suddenly turned pale.
"Continue to hide here for a while, and I will also find a way to calm down the little fox."
I patted the desperate Malagubi on the shoulder and said comfortingly, "Sure enough, listen to what I say." Malagby burst into tears. What does it mean to be a brother? A friend in need is a friend indeed, this is it.
"Thank you, madam. Boss Fan, I, Malagbi, really did not misjudge the person. Although I am very stupid, I am usually very stingy. I am also a walking idiot, and I always think that I can sing very well, but. Even if I am. You are also a good person like this."
Malagby said gratefully with tears in his eyes and runny nose.
In the brain, the nerves named reason and sympathy made a snapping sound at the same time.
"Hahahahaha, that's it. It turns out that in your heart, Lao Ma, my image is like this. Gaofu, I really deserve it. I deserve it."
Covering my mouth with my hands, I let out a weird laugh that sounded like I was breathing out of my lungs.
"Hahahahaha, yes, although Boss Fan's image before was indeed not very good, especially when he was wearing very tasteless animal print underwear, he was just like a brat. But now it is different, even if he is still wearing very Tasteless animal print underwear will not affect too much of Boss Fan’s image in my mind.”
Malagby laughed and gave me a thumbs up.
Me: "Ah hahahaha, so that's it."
Malagby: "Ahahahaha, that's it."
"Then, you can continue to hide, Lao Ma. I'm going to find Lucia now to let her calm down." laughed and patted Malagbi.
shoulder, I gave him a reassuring look.
"Boss Fan, you are my savior!" Malagu was more moved than anyone else.
"No, I have to hide back quickly. Boss Lucia has a sharp nose. If she stays too long, it will be bad if she finds any trace."
As if he suddenly remembered something, Malagubi said this with a panicked expression. The body moves like a dung beetle, starting with the two legs and slowly retracting into the hole. After his whole body had shrunk in, he used his hands to cover himself tightly with the soil around the entrance of the cave.
"Thank you so much, Boss Fan."
Suddenly, Malagbi's head burst out of the ground again, and the tears, snot, and dirt were all mixed together, making his head look like a ball of jelly stained with feces.
"You can rest assured and hide here, I will definitely help you keep it a secret."
After hearing my answer, he buried himself again with satisfaction. The soil stirred for a while, then gradually became quiet, and there was no movement for a long time.
After a moment of silence, I looked around expressionlessly, found a piece of wood, and whittled it into a square wooden sign. Then I took out the quill pen, licked the tip of the pen with my tongue, and left a mark on the wooden sign. A string of crooked words.
Please don’t dig, there is absolutely no Malagby here!
Well, you're done.
I threw the quill back into the inventory, looked at the words on it, nodded with satisfaction, and then inserted the sign on it.
Due to the continuous excavation by Malagby, the soil here has been extremely loose, and it looks like a convex shape from the outside. Now that an extra wooden sign has been inserted on it, it really has the smell of a tomb.
Maybe this really will be Malagby's tomb. I bowed to the wooden sign and walked in with brisk steps.
The top priority is to find the little ghost and the little fox.
I walked around to a remote place for a while. Although I couldn't find the little ghost, unexpectedly
She seemed to be looking for something, just like me, while walking around to a remote place, she had a head with a pair of cute fox ears. Keep looking around.
Um? Who is she looking for?
Little ghost? It was unlikely that if she went to find the little ghost now, it would be completely like throwing herself into a trap, and she would only get another severe blow from the other party in terms of the size of her breasts.
Excluding the little ghosts. The answer was already there, and now she looked furiously looking for who else but Malagby.
Little Fox. "
I hurriedly waved to the other party, and just when I made a sound, the little fox looking around also noticed me. The joy on his pretty face flashed with anger, and his brows showing natural charm were raised slightly. Then he walked over with a swaggering big tail.
"Hmph, you bad guy are not accompanying your noble and beautiful newlywed wife, why are you here to scare her?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, his tone was both angry and resentful, and he couldn't hide his sour tone. It made my bones numb. This charming and charming little fox almost turned into a little resentful woman after not seeing her for a day.
"I'm looking for you. Why, you're not welcome?"
I reached out and gently rubbed the hairy ears on her head that felt great, and I said with a smile.
"More, less is here, I don't need you to look for me!!"
The little fox glared at me angrily, but did not refuse my touch. The two cute fox ears kept flapping in the palm of his hand, looking extremely naughty.
Soon, she seemed to realize that what she just said might cause misunderstanding, and her face turned red, as if it was my fault, and she glared at me angrily again.
"Don't get me wrong. What I said just now is definitely not to say that even if you, a bad guy, don't look for me, I will stick to you. You, a bad guy, think beautiful things. What I just said is what I said. By the way, it means that even if you, a bad guy, come to me, I won’t pay attention to you. That’s right!!”
God, I really haven't said anything yet. You have finished saying what you want to say, and you also made up a paragraph in your head.
However, he is so cute, a little fox with red cheeks but desperate for face, and full of arrogant attributes. It's so fascinating.
He stared at the little fox who turned his head heavily, assuming a arrogant attitude like "I won't pay attention to you no matter what you say." But he kept peeking over at him from the corner of his eye, thinking that he was being very covert. I couldn't help but grab it with my big hands and hold this innocent, lovely and charming girl in my arms.
"What, what are you doing? You big pervert, big bad guy, I'm not your new wife. Just go and hug your new wife. Let me go quickly!!"
Although he said this forcefully. But his body betrayed his master. He just struggled for a while, and the delicate body as warm and fragrant as jade in his arms became obedient. Lying quietly in his arms, after taking a deep breath, the restless fox tail also dropped softly.
"Huh, why are you, a bad guy, smiling? It's not that I don't want to struggle, it's just that I know I'm not as strong as you, a bad guy, so I have no choice. I don't want to stay in the smelly arms of a bad guy like you, for a moment."
He raised his head, his charming eyes full of water. After noticing my half-smiling expression, the little fox's face immediately turned red. As if he was angry at my current self-satisfaction, he said "Ah". Exposing her two cute little tiger teeth, she then bit her neck hard.
"Does it hurt? You big bad guy!!"
After a moment, he extended his seductive pink tongue. The little fox gently licked the teeth marks on his neck and asked softly with a low voice as soft and sweet as cotton candy.
I didn't answer, I just pinched the little fox's chin silently, raising her charming face that made people look up. Then he kissed her hard.
For a long time, the little fox, who was pressed against the tree, took advantage of the effort of parting her lips to finally pull out a ray of reason from her confusion and obsession, and slapped away my big hand that was making trouble on her chest. Her charming eyes, blurred by mist, showed an angry expression.
"Hmph, I won't let a scoundrel like you succeed. Go find your new wife."
After saying this, I nibbled my shell teeth, and the little fox slipped and escaped from my arms.
"Ignore you bad guy, I'm going to settle the score with that guy Malagby."
Seeing my depressed expression of dissatisfaction with desire, the little fox seemed to be in a much better mood. He giggled and left with a gust of fragrant wind, like a charming fairy in the forest, walking away with elegant and noble steps.
"That's right, little fox!!"
Watching the other party's figure gradually leaving. I suddenly shouted loudly. Seeing that she seemed to turn around, I continued.
"Are you still angry with Lao Ma?"
There was silence on the other side for a moment, and then the clear voice of the little fox with a smile came.
"I don't seem so angry now. Don't worry. I know that you guys are a nest of snakes and rats, and you will save that fool's life."
"No, you misunderstood me." After a pause, I said in a very serious tone.
"Please let that guy rest in peace."
Lucia:
So, a moment later, Malagby's last screams came from the other side of the lake.
I know that the audience for this book is very large, so even if it is questioned, there is nothing I can do... just delete it and leave, eh.
