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"Go, go, watch the excitement early in the morning, and go about your business."
In order to avoid causing trouble to Chi Yu and the others who ran out of the room in embarrassment, I immediately blew my beard and glared at these guys.
Seeing the existence of the little ghost, these people roughly guessed that nothing "interesting" happened between Artoria and I last night, and they got the information they wanted. Under my urging, they all looked strange. He left with a smile.
After driving away these unnecessary people, I glanced at the room with lingering fear where the sounds of fighting between the two saints representing love and peace and Zheng and Bust were heard. I wisely did not choose to break up the fight. Anyway, every time I did this, the final result would either be to make the two people get into more trouble, or I would become the target of the two people's anger.
There were many empty houses, so I chose one at random. I took off the aristocratic dress that made me feel awkward after sleeping all night, put on my usual cloak attire, and freshened myself up. I was about to see where Artoria had gone, and I had just left the house. Inside, I happened to meet a familiar elf maid.
"Good morning, Your Highness."
This stunning elf maid, who was wearing the unique maid uniform of the elf tribe and was one of the best among all female elves, had a full smile on her face and bowed elegantly, which took me a long time to come back to my senses.
"Eunyan, hello, may I ask?
"Your Highness, you can just call me Caroline."
I went there and I still have Colgate.
Then when I thought about it, I finally remembered that this familiar elf girl was not the one who often stayed by Artoria's side?
After taking a closer look at the other party, I couldn't help but admire her. She is indeed the elf queen's dedicated maid. Her smart and elegant temperament is unique. And it seems to be due to serving Arturia and staying by her side for a long time. Those beautiful pair of A trace of Artoria's calmness and seriousness can also be found in her pupils.
"From now on, I am Her Royal Highness the Queen's dedicated maid, and also your dedicated maid. If you need anything, please feel free to give me your orders."
high. Ahem, Carole bowed again, Yingying said.
"Yes, that's right. I want to ask, have you seen Artoria?"
"Her Royal Highness, she is in the study now."
Carolie pointed to one of the doors. It was the study room that Arturia told me about when she took me around the house last night.
"Right there?"
I have a little taste of searching for her through hundreds of thousands of people, even though I haven’t even started looking for her yet. But Arturia was just a door away from me, which really surprised me. Turn to look at the room where the noise of the fight came from. He was thinking about whether he should take a risk and let the two saints stop so as not to disturb Arturia.
"Don't worry, Your Highness, the study has been set up with a soundproof barrier."
Seeing my doubts at a glance, Carole smiled and said softly, her eyes narrowed, her voice as clear and moving as a deep valley stream.
"Then get busy and I'll go take a look."
After getting the information I wanted, I thanked Carole, walked to the door of Artoria's study, gently pushed the door open, and came into view. Just like the scene last night, there was only one tall, golden hair. Peeking out from the mountains of documents.
Feeling the difference in footsteps, the golden hair lifted up, revealing Artoria's pretty face. Those green and quiet eyes shone with a look of steady and serious thinking.
Putting down the quill in her hand gently, her frown relaxed, and Arturia gave me a faint smile.
"Isn't it disturbing you?"
Seeing Artoria's look, I weighed the documents on the table with some guilt, and stopped at the door.
It seems to be several times more spectacular than Akara's table. Of course, that old fox's ability to handle alliance affairs is not comparable to that of Altohoya now.
"No problem, come in and sit down."
Artoria shook her head and stood up from her chair, showing a welcome that didn't seem forced.
"Okay, then I'm welcome."
Saying this, I walked into the study without looking away from the pile of documents on the table.
Should "these" all be disposed of? "
"Yes."
Arturia nodded and sighed.
"In order to prepare for the wedding, I haven't dealt with clan affairs for several days. This is not something that can be completed in two or three days."
He paused, as if he was afraid that I would misunderstand him. She added with a slight smile.
"Of course, I'm not complaining about our wedding. It's precisely because I feel that the wedding is much more important than these matters that I can settle down, follow Elder Lyman's instructions, and prepare and practice for the wedding properly."
Thinking of the preparations for this wedding, I couldn't help but nodded in agreement. Wasn't it the same for me, who was forced by Kane to practice the ceremony formation and etiquette over and over again? Fortunately, everything in this wedding was kept simple. If it were organized according to the most solemn ceremony of the alliance and the elves, it might take a month or two to get familiar with and practice.
Of course, the practice process was not boring. A lot of interesting things happened, such as during rehearsals, under Kane's arrangement. The little girl Tia was responsible for temporarily taking on the role of Artoria. As a result, the little girl, who is usually quite smart, almost crushed my shoes.
What's better for Artoria Weaver is that although the wedding ceremony took a long time, the many handymen and elders are not as big as Artoria. After the wedding, it immediately became idle.
"Thank you for your hard work, Artoria. If there is anything you can do to help, please feel free to ask. It is also a husband's duty to share his wife's worries."
Originally, these words were mostly polite words. It's not that I don't want to help, but that I don't have the ability. However, Artoria is not a serious person who can distinguish between polite words and the truth. Moreover, her biggest wish at the moment seems to be that she wants to help. Make me a great king.
So, when I saw her eyes sparkling after listening to my words, I immediately felt bad.
"Kowkow humble
At this time, a knock on the door came and saved my life.
The person who came in was none other than the elf maid whom she had just met in the hall. She walked up lightly, holding a tray with hot food on it.
"Your Highness the Queen, Your Highness the Prince. Breakfast is ready
With a charming smile, Carole put the plate down gently, stretched her neck and saw that breakfast was all light food, and I couldn't help but lose my appetite immediately.
"Well, no need, Carol, I'll just eat the jerky."
After saying that, I took out a piece of meat as big as my palm and chewed it. Oh, after coming to the elves, I almost faded away from the smell of green food. Even the long-lost dried meat slices , now it is full of flavor when eaten.
"No, Your Highness, eating dried meat all the time is not good for your health." Carolie frowned, showing an unexpectedly strong side.
"I usually eat this when I go on adventures, as long as it provides enough energy."
Not to be outdone, I retorted, saying whatever you want is fine. But I absolutely do not agree with the point of denying dried meat, one of the two sacred foods recognized by adventurers.
"Precisely because I always eat these non-nutritious things, I have to supplement as much as possible now."
Karujie looked gentle and respectful like a maid, but she didn't want to show off her words at all.
Arturia has already started to eat. She still has a lot of work, so she doesn't want to get involved in the battle between these two people.
"Artoria is so busy, isn't it bad for her health? You should give her more advice."
When the conversation changed, I pointed the gun at Arturia who was staying away from the incident.
With an elegant but rapid speed, she destroyed the food in front of her. The golden hair on Artoria's forehead shook a few times, as if to say, why did you two pull and pull the food? Is the fever coming on me?
"It is related to the stability of the entire elven clan. Her Royal Highness the Queen is so busy and there is nothing she can do about it, but Her Royal Highness the Prince can definitely correct the habit of partial eclipse."
Caroline didn't fall for my changing the subject, she stuck to the point and spoke without giving up a step.
"Besides, if you feel sorry for Her Majesty the Queen, can't the Prince help Her Majesty share the burden?"
Woo hoo, I was hit hard. I lost, and I lost to a little maid again.
Why do you say "again"?
"Colgate, what you said just now is so rude. Fan also has his own responsibility."
Arturia wiped her mouth after eating. A soft sound immediately made Carolie lower her head.
"I'm sorry, Your Highness, I forgot that you are still an elder of the Human Alliance. You must have a lot of matters to deal with. Those words just now were really too rash. Please forgive me."
Don't apologize, don't apologize, you bastard. Doesn’t this make me even more embarrassed? I am just a handyman elder with nothing to do! !
"But I still can't agree with the partial eclipse. Please take good care of your body, Your Majesty."
After saying that, with an elegant and moving smile, Carole gently handed my share to her face.
"Come on, eat it. This is carefully made by me. Please taste it, Your Highness."
Okay, I finally understand, from now on. Never fight against the creatures called maids. They are all strong and strong trees with cute appearance. They are pure and weak on the outside, but inside they are extremely stubborn and have amazing fighting power.
I have to say, it tastes really good.
Soon after breakfast, follow the itinerary. Next, Artoria and I, the newlyweds, will have to show their faces outside. The official explanation is that we will walk out of the parade street and have close contact with everyone.
When she came back, it was already afternoon, and the sun was almost setting. Arturia said hello when she returned home, and immediately buried herself in the study. It seemed that it was indeed what she said, the files piled up on the desk, even if It's a matter of risking one's life. It cannot be completed in two or three days.
The noise in the room continued. The adventurer's ability to continue fighting should not be underestimated, of course. This also has something to do with the fox's deliberate concession. After all, there are two people and a little saint of more than ten levels. A senior assassin at level 40 or above, no matter how extraordinary the little ghost's profession is, cannot make up for this gap.
So, just when the sun was about to sink from the edge of the forest, the door was finally pushed open with a loud bang, and a white glowing figure with a crying sound rushed straight into my arms.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The beautiful little ghost with snot and tears on her pretty face wiped the clothes in my arms hard. He raised his head and looked pitiful.
"Should we find helpers if we are not as skilled as others? It's so embarrassing. Hmph, you will never be a match for this Tianhu in your life."
The little fox walked out of the room with his arms crossed and his tail raised proudly. He looked down at the little ghost with a victor's smile on his face.
"Hmph, it won't be too late to say this once you, this naughty fox, catch up with this saintly woman's breasts."
Who is the ghost? She won't lose to anyone in a verbal confrontation. So, just one word behind her and she immediately made the proud smile on the fox's face collapse, turning into a look of venom and despair.
"Stop talking nonsense, I will not lose to this luminous body like you."
Well, seeing that the little fox was angry with a hint of shame and unwillingness, it seemed that he had indeed lost to the little ghost.
I thought to myself, and then coughed a few times, interrupting the quarrel between the two people.
"What are you yelling about? You two are so shameless. Really, if you want to compare, it's not easy. Come here and let me rub it together and you will know?"
As I said this, I made a gesture of grasping the dragon's claws with both hands, and my malicious eyes lingered on the pointed breasts of the two little saints.
"If there are more, let's compete, whoever is afraid of whom."
The little fox was probably in a hurry, and regardless of Hong Guoguo's ill intentions, he took a few steps forward and brought her beautiful breasts that were about to come out within his reach. As for the little ghost, she was simpler, and she was already He threw himself into his own arms.
"Well, then I'm not welcome."
I swallowed uncontrollably, and stretched out my hands with trembling hands, like the two balls had different owners. But the soft flesh was similar in size and I grabbed it. It was still a little bit close. I was still a little bit short of being able to hold the most holy and beautiful breasts of the two saints in the palm of my hand at the same time.
Just a few tenths of a minute left. Two fists fell from the sky and knocked me to the ground on all fours.
"Do you think I will be fooled by such a low-level and childish thing?"
A lotus foot stepped on the head, and the little fox kept spinning on it with its heel. The Queen's proud voice came from the top of the head.
"Xiao Fan, it's not your fault for being stupid. But it's your fault for still lying to others."
The little ghost slightly adapted the sentence she stole from me, with the noble and compassionate voice unique to the saint, making her look extremely sacred. Then the holy saint, the holy saint, grabbed one of the family members' arms as if nothing had happened. My wife, who has decades of experience as a housewife, was picking at the vegetable market. After looking at it for a moment, she finally found the most suitable target and took a big bite."
"Oh oh oh !!"
It is said that that night, many elven residents living near the Crystal Tree heard the mournful cry of the Crystal Tree. They were so frightened that they knelt down to the forest goddess and prayed for peace.
On the third day of my wedding, I woke up early in the morning and was shocked to find that the ghost sleeping next to me was gone.
Look at her Snail House necklace, it's not in it either. I said bad in my heart.
The ability to cause trouble, the whole. The little ghost in the camp is just a little bit inferior to the old drunkard and the miser. If she is left to wander around for a day, who knows what kind of terrible things could happen.
After being so shocked, I really couldn't sleep at all. I quickly jumped up, rushed out of the room, and called Carole over, but even she didn't know where the little ghost had gone.
"I don't know much about Miss Alice, but..."
Seeing that Carolie was hesitant and unable to speak, I couldn't help but ask further, and she pointed to the bottom of the Crystal Tree and said.
“It seems that many tribesmen are coming down to the Prince.
Coming for me?
I scratched the back of my head in confusion. Could it be that those elves wanted to regret their marriage and take their Queen back?
However, he and Artoria have been married for two days, isn't it too late to regret it now? It's like lending a fat, tender lamb to a hungry wolf and asking it to pay it back two days later. It is estimated that only the bones will be returned.
Although because of the little ghost, I, a hungry wolf, did leave before eating Artoria.
Full of doubts, I went outside. Looking down, this is not the case. There are already hundreds of elves gathered below, and the number is still increasing.
If it was just like this, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to it, but the problem is that the moment I appeared, hundreds of pairs of eyes below immediately focused on it, and then there was an endless noise, which made me initially doubt that Carole said that these people were rushing. His own judgment was immediately shattered.
His eyes wandered around the crowd below. I immediately spotted two special figures, and couldn't help but be stunned, and then my teeth began to grind with hatred.
The old drunkard and the short winter melon are the two old bastards who cause trouble everywhere! !
Needless to say, the elves below who came towards me were 100% the fault of them.
After thinking for a moment in secret, I retracted my body amidst hundreds of disappointed sighs below. I quickly walked around to the other side of the Crystal Tree, kicked off the tree as quickly as possible, and jumped down in a parabola. The distance of more than 100 meters was not a problem for me.
It's just that the soles of my feet will be numb.
Cursing and rubbing his feet, this debt must be credited to those two old bastards.
I put my cloak and hat on my head, bypassed the hundreds of elves gathered under the crystal tree, and sneaked up to the old drunkard and the short winter melon. The two guys were probably in an extremely excited state, so they didn't notice my approach.
There was a table in front of them with a big box on it. The short winter melon on the side was cheering, and the old drunkard in charge of the actual operation was like a hawker buying bullshit ointment on the street, holding a magic loudspeaker and making loud noises. Spread the word to passing elves.
Want to see the dreamlike scenery on your wedding day?
Want to reminisce about the art you want?
Want to experience the purity of the snow-white world again?
Don't hesitate any longer!
The opportunity is here!
I guarantee this on the honor of the alliance elder!
Just join this event!
Just pay tribute to our great miracle worker, the druid Wu Fan, of whom the entire alliance is proud.
!
At the same time, he is also your Royal Highness the Prince!
Just petition him!
It is possible that the miracle of that day can happen again
The more people there are, the greater the odds!
Come on, the registration fee is only one gold coin!
The miracle of a gold coin!
What are you waiting for? !
Although these elves did not understand why they had to pay this seemingly optional registration fee before they could petition, they were simple-minded and did not think deeply. Out of a pilgrimage to art, they queued up one by one. The gold coins were thrown into the box and then gathered under the crystal tree. He raised his head and looked up blankly.
Listening to the crisp sound of gold coins falling into the box one by one, Kasha and Muradin's eyes almost turned the color of gold coins.
"Diao Donggua, let me explain in advance that I am the one taking the lead in this operation, and I am taking the biggest risk. So I should take the big lead."
While showing a solemn face to the elves who were passing by, Ka turned his face slightly and said to Muradin next to him in an imperceptible voice.
"It's not a method I came up with. Can you make money with one word? You can take the bulk, but my share must not be less."
Muradin hummed. He said a few more words and glared at the other person.
"Twenty-eight."
Kasha returned the look not to be outdone. Hold out two fingers.
Muradin's expression changed, he looked at Kasha angrily and pointed out four fingers.
"Four six!"
"Twenty-eight! You only deserve this share."
"Four or six! Not a single point less."
"Twenty-eight!"
"Four six!"
"Twenty-eight!"
"Four six!"
"Ten and ten, I want them all."
"You've gone too far to deceive others. You actually want to keep ten percent of it for yourself. Well, at best, we all just break up and no one can get the money."
At first glance, I heard that Kasha wanted to monopolize 100%. Muradin suddenly became furious.
"Didn't you say this? Okay, but now you're biting me. Are you the bastard who wants to keep it all for yourself, or are you planning to give it all to me?"
Kasha suddenly became angry and happy.
After a moment of silence, two. The guys who had their heads filled with gold coins reacted and turned their heads stiffly towards the place where the sound came from.
"It's really hard work for you two to get up early in the morning to help me make money."
With a sneer, I strode forward, squeezed the two of them out, and firmly grasped the box on the table.
"No!!"
The two men let out shrill cries of despair.
"At least give us half."
Seeing that the situation was not right, Muradin cut off his wrist decisively. It would have been easier if it had been someone else, but he knew that the man in the cloak in front of him was an out-and-out stingy Lige, and now he was reasonable and powerful, able to ensure half of The benefits are already pretty good.
"Yes, yes, we have no merit. We also have hard work, don't you think so, dear Wu Chu?"
The old drunkard's flattering voice also sounded. Gave me a pool of goosebumps.
"No, not even a penny."
I squinted my eyes, looked at the two old guys whose expressions changed greatly, and sneered again and again.
"You two bastards, you did this to me without saying hello, you just want one less person to share. Do you two keep it to yourself? If you can do this, why can't I?"
In the desperate eyes of these two self-inflicted guys, I threw the box into the inventory. I patted my belly and pretended to be full. Suddenly I thought about it. I turned around and grabbed the magic loudspeaker from the old drunkard's hand.
I asked why he disappeared after the wedding. Sure enough, it was stolen by this guy again.
"By the way, please tell the elves that it's not possible today. At least we have to wait until the clouds in the sky are thicker."
Seeing the two figures, one tall and one short, with their souls highly out of body and their pale bodies looking like they would be scattered by the wind at any moment, I felt so happy and happy. It was an opportunity like this to trap two old ghosts at the same time. . Not much.
I felt very comfortable having an extra income for no reason, but I finally remembered to find the little ghost that could turn the entire Elf clan upside down at any time, and wandered around the inner city of the Elf King City. While secretly thinking about where the little ghost might go.
It shouldn't be too far away. I can vaguely feel the distance between myself and the little ghost through the interlocking of souls. I secretly judged it in my heart.
The little ghost is not the kind of person who likes to join in the fun. Except for the hilarity directed at me. This little saint basically lives at home and doesn't talk to others easily. She even appears in front of others, even when she's out, according to Vilas and the others. I also went to those remote and uninhabited places to be alone in a quiet daze.
So, let’s start with the most remote ones.
I just looked for it for a while. Ji immediately showed a look of despair.
The Elf King City is no better than Rogge Camp. According to the elves' need for a quiet and elegant environment, the population density is less than one percent of the camp.
In other words, there are many remote places! !
After walking around for a whole morning, I gained nothing. Although it seemed that the position of the little ghost had not changed from the beginning, and I did not encounter any danger, the problem was that I didn't know the exact direction and distance.
Is it better to go back and let Artoria activate the elf soldiers to search for it?
Thinking like this, I came to a quiet small lake.
etc"
Stopping, I looked timidly at the quiet Xiao Hu shrouded in a layer of mysterious mist.
This kind of place, whether in games or. They are all frequent locations that trigger important events. For example, there is a stunning girl who takes off her clothes and takes a bath in the lake, and the protagonist just happens to hit her. Another example is that an elf suddenly appears from the lake and brings the sword and the mission of saving the world. Entrust it to the protagonist.
There is no need for swords or anything like that. There's another handful in the storage box.
Rubbing my itchy nose, I quickly took a few steps forward and arrived at the lake. I looked around and finally found the important item that triggered the incident - a pair of underwear that had fallen into the grass by the lake.
