One one one
Well, let me think about it, what song should I sing? Kouhu, remember the first song of the concert, it should be to heat up the atmosphere first, right? Kouhu, there is no other way, at this time I still have to use Wu Fan's version Only the cruel devil's program can lead the trend.
"Cough cough burp"
Moisten your throat and try your voice. Well, you are in good condition to talk nonsense.
The time you have been waiting for for many years has finally arrived, today. Let me take the first step towards conquering the universe with my singing.
"Hiccup, let everyone wait for a long time, hiccup. Next, hiccup, let everyone enjoy the singing voice of this singer, hiccup. Hehehehehe."
Everyone in the audience, including the people in the Crystal Tree Square, looked at me and me with confused expressions, although they didn't know which play they were singing. But the only thing that is certain is that their elder Fan or His Highness the Prince is already drunk.
Since there are relatively few viewers who have been devastated by family members' sonic attacks, these people don't know how powerful they are. Even the more gossipy Alliance adventurers know that their elder Fan has a bad habit of tearing down bars after he gets drunk, but there is no such thing here. Bar, why don’t we dismantle the Crystal Tree? This is obviously impossible, so most people applaud and applaud with the mentality of watching a show.
These poor guys still don’t know what kind of hell their applause will usher in! !
Of course, there are also guys who know, such as Kane, White Wolf and Kurt, who have had real experience, and their expressions have changed drastically at this moment.
"Drunkard, drunkard! Where are you? If you don't come back, you'll never drink again!"
Kane was sweating coldly, and screamed loudly with fear on his old face. He was probably really panicked, and his tongue trembled a little when he heard the voice.
It is a matter of life and death for the rest of my life. As soon as Kane finished speaking, a dark shadow passed over.
"Quick, stop Wu. If he sings, the marriage between the two clans will be over."
Kane pointed at a certain figure on the stage who was about to yell at the top of his lungs after the sound check was completed, and said angrily.
Not only is the marriage ruined, but there is also the possibility of mutual hostility. After all, the elves are a race that regards art as life. If that guy is allowed to yell out, most of the elves on the field who are not mentally prepared at all will probably be directly beaten. It will frighten you silly and cause a lifelong psychological shadow.
Kasha seemed to realize the seriousness of the matter and couldn't help but yelled. With all his strength, the distance of a thousand meters was covered in the blink of an eye, and he finally knocked the opponent down before the magic loudspeaker turned the song into a terrifying sonic weapon.
"You bastard, you really want to stop my plan, hiccup?"
The moment to witness history was about to arrive, but was interrupted at the most critical moment by an old drunkard. I couldn't help but became furious, rolled over, and started fighting with the old drunkard.
How can the steps of the God of Song be stopped? Stupid human being, let me show you my true power.
"I don't care what bullshit plan you have, but if I don't stop you, I won't be able to drink anymore!!"
After saying this with a ferocious expression, the next moment. The old drunkard burst out with unrivaled momentum and started to fight.
Is this the aura of Dionysus? ! !
In other words, this is no longer just a battle between humans, but a battle between two major gods, the God of Song and the God of Wine. It is very likely that a second war of gods will break out, causing countless lives to suffer. , heaven turned into hell, forests turned into deserts, fertile fields turned into bare land, and the devil fell. Species are extinct, biohazard is indiscriminate, and the remaining life has to build a space fortress. Wandering in the boundless universe and looking for a planet suitable for survival, of course. In this process, being attacked by aliens or space monsters is inevitable.
It's too quiet, and the consequences are really chilling. In order to prevent this from happening, I have to make a quick decision. Let me show you the true power of the God of Song.
Then, it was true that the fight would be quick, but I was overpowered.
"Hey, you brat, you want to fight me. You're still young."
Use a ribbon that I pulled out from somewhere. After tying me up, the old drunkard let out a proud laugh, as if he was saying that he had finally secured his happiness for the rest of his life.
"No, this is still very dangerous."
She muttered softly, as if she had made some decision. Then, there was a sharp pain in her head, and her eyes darkened and she lost consciousness.
"Huh, as expected, this is the most reassuring. Lord Benkasha takes action, and I won't even think about it for two hours."
Kaji shook his fist and said proudly. Then he asked the elf maid to drag out the "corpse" on the ground and throw it away.
Inadvertently, her eyes fell on the magic loudspeaker on the ground.
Well, that boy Wu seems to be very precious about this stuff, so I'd better put it away for him first to save him from making endless troubles in the future.
With this thought in her mind, she bent down and picked up the magic loudspeaker.
The moment when your fingers touch the magic loudspeaker. Kasha suddenly felt something coming from above. The resentment formed by the strong resentment that her wish could not be realized made her feel a little throbbing in her heart.
With this trace of fear, Sanxia cast her eyes blankly to the audience, looking at the crowd of hundreds of thousands of people below and their hearts throbbing. Suddenly, she seemed to feel good about herself. These people are looking at themselves, and it seems that they must do something, and a strong desire for self-expression arises spontaneously.
But what should we do? It seems that the only things he is good at are fighting and drinking, but he can't do these things. By the way, during the last lottery competition on the eve of the God's birthday, didn't Wu Xiaozi teach him a song called "Hey Jie La"? Although the name is a bit ugly, it was unexpectedly well received by many adventurers, thus raising a lot of funds. If Wu Xiaozi hadn't been stymied, he would have given away his two precious daughters, Feini and Kane. If the bastard joins forces to cheat and deal with him, he will definitely win the game.
Thinking of this, Kasha couldn't help but feel a surge of confidence in her heart. She tightened her hand holding the magic loudspeaker slightly and put it to her mouth.
"Ahem"
Sound check, um, no problem, everything is fine.
This is probably the first time I have faced this private situation. Kasha, who was always cheeky, remained shy for a while before speaking again.
"Ahem, Elder Fan was drunk just now. Please forgive me. Now I will replace him and present my proud work to everyone. Hehe
"Fuck your sister!!"
Before he finished speaking, Kane, who arrived in time, roared angrily, and his thin figure seemed to turn into a roaring huge black bear. With an overwhelming momentum, he rushed forward with a flying kick and kicked Kasha off the stage, which made people couldn't help but I sighed again at the strength of the old man with the cane, and then thought again. This kind of old age and strength is probably the result of the training given by the two elders just now.
"Elder Kane, it's really hard work for those who can do it."
Seeing this scene, Elder Lyman sighed with admiration and sympathy in his heart. Fortunately, his elves do not have such a living treasure. They have such an excellent king as Artoria and the great Arlandland. The elders were supporting from behind, and the only headaches might be the two little guys Beja and Drizzt.
In short, with Kane's constant apologies and explanations, this farce finally came to an end. Oh, by the way, under the siege of many elven soldiers, the tragic Queen Fini could not escape the law after all. Dozens of soldiers held her down He fell to the ground and was pressed into the cell to await interrogation.
It is worth mentioning that because people who knew her identity at the time, such as Kane and White Wolf, were all distracted by the farce on the stage. So I didn't notice the movement on Feini's side. When they came to their senses, the poor transvestite was already locked in a damp and dark cell. He cowered in the corner like a frightened little animal and cried secretly. “What a shame”
At the wedding banquet where calm had returned, Arturia sighed softly.
"What's a pity?"
Kane, who finally breathed a sigh of relief after having eliminated his two biggest troubles, took a sip of the voluptuous rum in his hand and enjoyed this rare leisure time.
"It's a pity that I didn't hear Fan's song. Judging from his confidence, he must be very outstanding."
"Poof!!"
The bright red rum Kane had just drank. It turned into a mouthful of blood mist and sprayed out.
"Yes" is it? However, if Elder Fan is drunk, even if he is indeed as outstanding as Her Royal Highness the Female Queen said, he may not be able to perform well. "
After gently wiping the corners of his mouth and hiding a laugh, Kane explained ambiguously.
"Elder Kane, you can't say that."
Artoria shook her head, obviously not agreeing with Kane's explanation.
"There are many outstanding art masters in our clan. They all like to create while slightly drunk."
"Perhaps it is indeed what Her Royal Highness the Queen said. However, I think that on such an important day, it is better to be cautious in everything."
Kane looked at Artoria who looked serious. Somewhat speechless, I couldn't help but secretly guess. There is such a big difference in the personalities of this young couple. They are simply two opposites, put together like this. Can we get along well? There shouldn't be any problems, although in the future, the strongest couple in history will definitely spend more time together and less together.
"Well, Elder Kane is thoughtful and Artoria has learned a lesson."
Artoria thought about it. Although after being drunk, one might be able to perform beyond normal performance, but the possibility of falling below the standard is not ruled out. On such an important occasion, it is better not to try. Elder Kane is really thoughtful. No wonder the two of them, Great Elder Akara, could control the entire Rogge camp. Even the alliance is well organized.
At the same time, the other three resident elders of the camp, except for a certain guy who was knocked unconscious, couldn't help but sneeze loudly, muttering in their hearts about which bastard was poking their spines from behind.
"Elegance."
While her mind was spinning, Arturia waved to Beja who was nearby.
Hearing Artoria's voice, Beja immediately shuddered. Ever since her mother, the previous Elf Queen Attis, passed away, this little girl has become increasingly difficult to discipline. Even Lyman has felt this recently. She had a headache. Fortunately, Beiya's character gradually matured. Apart from occasionally being naughty and teasing others, she had reached an age where she didn't need to be nagging or disciplined.
However, the only thing she is afraid of is Artoria. In Beja's mind, Artoria is like a mother, because Artoria has an aura similar to Beja's mother, Queen Attis. , the same gentleness, but more majestic and admirable.
Could it be that you are still blaming me for teasing that idiot Wu?
When she heard Artoria's call, Beja immediately thought with fear in her heart, indeed, let that. The fool drank a sip of Kawafen's Sacocoon crystal wine. It's a bit of a bargain. Drink the whole bottle like this. Chen Dan Wu. Even an adventurer who can drink very well will be so drunk that he will fall unconscious.
However, that idiot is not at a loss, this is Sark Crystal. Even an ordinary elf noble may not have the opportunity to taste it in his life.
With random thoughts in her mind, Beja took a few steps forward in fear and looked at Arturia with pitiful eyes, although she understood it very well. For the innocent Altogaya, no matter how pitiful she looked, it could not affect her decision, but Beiya still did it subconsciously, just like a daughter instinctively acting coquettishly towards her mother.
However, Beja thought wrong. After all the farce, Arturia probably didn't want to scold Beja in such a place, but she had other reasons for asking her to come over.
"Beya, go get some hangover soup and let Fan drink it.
"Oh,, oh, okay, I understand, Sister Artoria."
After being stunned for a while, Beiya immediately responded happily. Based on her understanding of Arturia, she allowed herself to do this, which was almost equivalent to giving her a chance to atone for her sins. If she did well, she would not be reprimanded again.
Therefore, Beiya nodded quickly. As if he was afraid that Artoria would regret it, Li Xuan disappeared from the banquet venue like a gust of wind.
"This kid
Seeing Gu Ya jumping up and down, ignoring Shu Yi's departure in a hurry, Arturia shook her head helplessly.
"Hehe, it's still a long time, take your time."
Lyman stroked his long beard and watched Beja leave with Arturia and a smile.
Although she is still a little naughty, compared to the little girl who was ignorant and disappointing a few years ago, Tia has undoubtedly undergone earth-shaking changes. As long as she is taught properly, she may not become the second one in the future. Attis, you know, when Attis was little. Not much better than Beja now.
Lyman, who had raised Attis with one hand and had a relationship like a father and daughter, couldn't help but sigh secretly when he thought of Attis. He had various feelings in his heart and was very complicated. Of course, in front of Artoria, He could not express his sighs.
In fact, Attis chose to sacrifice herself. When fighting for the slightest chance for Artoria, Lyman strongly opposed it out of selfish motives. After all, it cost Her Highness the Queen's precious life. To exchange for the chance that exists in the legend is a very absurd thing in anyone's eyes, and it is no wonder that it has been for tens of thousands of years. This happened only once, and it ended in failure.
But looking at Artoria in front of her, it turned out that Attis was right, but why did Attis have to sacrifice? Ancestor, maybe your idea is right, but for many people, especially the children of Bayana. But it's just too cruel.
Suddenly, Attis, who existed like her own daughter, experienced scenes from childhood to adulthood. It flashed through Lyman's mind like a fleeting glance. Sitting quietly in an inconspicuous corner, watching this grand wedding feast, Lyman was immersed in a sense of great relief and sadness.
"That's strange, where are the Tia people?"
On the way out of the Crystal Tree Square, Beya murmured softly. She had just searched three times at the banquet, but she didn't find the little princess of the Hera Pok tribe.
"That's fine,"
But soon, Beja didn't care anymore. Although they had just cooperated closely, in the long run, Tia was still like an enemy, and there was no need to go out to find her.
How could His Highness take such a little girl seriously who doesn't even know the basic common sense about the differences between men and women? Even if she is not here, His Highness will not feel bored, hum!
Naturally thinking this, Beiya couldn't help but quicken her pace. Under the guidance of the elf maid, she walked towards the room where the idiot was placed. She wanted to take advantage of the idiot's unconsciousness so that he could play tricks to his heart's content. The corners of Beiya's lips moved slightly. . It curves into a beautiful and moving arc.
"Idiot Wu, I came to see you at the end of the curtain. Why don't you kneel down with tears of gratitude to express your gratitude?"
Although he knew that idiot inside, he should be lying on the bed fast asleep, but because he knew this, Beiya pushed the door open with all his strength without any scruples, and put his other hand on his waist in a delicate posture, as crisp as a bell. The sound echoed in the dark room.
Then, maintaining this movement, Beja's already big and cute eyes like cartoons gradually widened, revealing an incredible dull gaze.
In the simply decorated room, the idiot Wu was just as she imagined, lying on the bed and sleeping soundly. However, Tia, who she couldn't find after circling the banquet hall, appeared in the room at this time.
If it was just like this, there was no need for Beya to show any surprised expression.
The problem is, Muya is not only in the room, but also on the bed, kneeling astride the idiot Wu's waist, with his hands on the pillow, supporting his upper body and leaning down slightly. When Beiya opened the door, what he saw was The scene we saw happened to be the exciting shot of two pairs of lips intertwining.
"Tia... you... you you you
For a moment, Beja was speechless in shock.
"Is there a problem?"
Ti Wu was calmer now. Even though Beiya was staring at him, he still calmly lowered his head and kissed her for a long time. Then he gently raised his head and turned to look at Beiya. There was a hint of emotion in those clear and bright eyes. With a hint of enchantment, she looked as if she had suddenly transformed from a young girl to a mature woman. . If you want to know what happened after the funeral, please log in to xin , there are more chapters, support the author, and support genuine reading!
