What should I say in this situation?
I looked at it with courtesy and respect, but also with great interest. Artoria looked around at the representatives of various races who had their eyes on the two of us. I swallowed.
It seems that there is no way out.
It seemed like a gust of autumn wind was blowing by me. In this early spring day in the tropical forest, my mood felt particularly autumnal and desolate. At this time, Fini on the other side was running around while being rounded up by dozens of elf soldiers. He also made panicked cooing sounds, which added to the desolation. The entire banquet was shrouded in an invisible and intangible atmosphere of tragedy.
In the same banquet hall, the tragic emperor and the quasi-tragic emperor performed different tragedies at the same time. If this situation is seen in the eyes of a caring person, it is enough to write a tragic period drama.
Although I have said it countless times, I am a little tired of aesthetics, but in this thick atmosphere of personal experience, please allow me to slam the table hard. Say loudly "What a tragedy!"
At this time, Arturia had already opened the wine bottle, raised her head to Bai Zhe's beautiful neck, and drank slowly. Although the speed was not fast, it was better than drinking it in one go, and she did not leak any wine, which showed her heroic spirit. Without losing the elegance and nobility of the elf.
As you can imagine, with her drinking method. The wine in the bottle is disappearing at a very slow speed.
If she didn't make any move after she finished drinking, it would be really unreasonable.
Gritting my teeth, I felt anxious.
Isn’t it just a bottle of wine? Although my drinking capacity is not that great, I am still just like anyone else. She belongs to the mortal level. She is not someone like Sister Sharna who gets drunk just by smelling it. Even if she drinks a bottle of wine, she won't get completely drunk.
husband concept
With this thought in my mind, I suddenly felt confident and heroic. Yes, I was bitten by a snake. I have been afraid of well ropes for ten years. The previous few times were all accidents, which did not prove that I was not good at drinking.
With this pride, I unscrewed the mouth of the bottle in one breath. Well, it was a bit tight. Holy shit, how many years has it been sealed?
As soon as the bottle was opened, an extremely rich and mellow aroma of wine immediately came out from inside. It was a bit like the aroma of rum, a specialty of the elves, but it was different, it was more intense. The taste is even more pleasant. Even a person like me who doesn't understand wine and has no interest in wine can't help but feel like a hungry person when he sees the big fish and meat. His index finger moves and his stomach makes a "gurgling" sound. It seems that He was also greedy.
"What kind of wine is this? Can it actually cause me such a reaction?"
I suddenly felt something bad in my heart, but the wine bottle in Artoria's hand was gradually bottoming out, and the slanderous belly was calling me, so I didn't think too much, and followed my determination and desire, and raised my head. . He drank it gurglingly.
So sweet! !
As soon as the wine enters the throat, the first taste that the palate tastes is the sweetness of fruit that is endlessly memorable. I can’t tell what kind of fruit it is. It seems to be a mixture of many kinds of fruits. It is like a concentrated essence that has been continuously purified. People can’t help but wonder how many fruits are concentrated in just such a small sip. How much effort does it take to brew it?
What, isn’t this sweet wine? I was shocked because of what kind of wine Beja and Tia, two little girls, would bring out to entertain me. It seems that these two little princesses are still very kind-hearted after all, even if they are playing pranks. It’s not that I really want to see myself make a fool of myself.
While thinking about it, I swallowed the sweet wine that was so rich in my mouth. The feeling sliding down my throat was as lubricated as the highest grade silk. When it fell into my stomach, it was like nectar rising from the inside after a long drought. A sense of warmth spreads throughout the body, all the way to the limbs. It is undoubtedly not the most comfortable feeling. If I have to describe this wonderful feeling, it is like being poured into any skill by a master with a dozen years of skill. The two meridians are stimulated, and the dirt all over the body seems to be forced out of the pores.
It's so wonderful. Compared to the 500-year-old fruit wine he drank when he and Sister Sharna drunkenly broke down the bar for the first time, it was ten times, a hundred times more delicious. What Beja had given her was What kind of wine is it? !
But "Heng Heng, if it's this kind of sweet wine, even if I drink ten or twenty bottles, I won't get drunk. Hahahahahaha, that's right, that's it. Please call me wine from now on." God Wu Fan.
Being summoned by my dry belly and confirmed that the wine was not "harmful", I couldn't help but drink more confidently and harder, and even managed to catch up with Artoria's speed.
Finally, the last drop of bright red wine, which was like a ruby, shining with magnificent colors, dripped from the mouth of the bottle and fell into my mouth. After it was smashed several times, I reluctantly put down the bottle.
It tastes so good. I will never forget this feeling in my life, but it is a pity. I drank all this fine wine. If I sold it, it would cost me a million gold coins. Those adventurers who are addicted to alcohol may also be scrambling to collect money to buy it.
Thinking of this, Rogge's stingy mind was slightly bitter, and I couldn't help but sigh heavily. I don't know if I was regretting that I only had one bottle. I'm afraid I won't be able to drink anymore. I still regret the million gold coins. Even I don't understand it.
At this moment, something shocking happened. The heavy sigh fell on some old alcoholic drinks that had been stained on his arm at some point, and he let out a sigh. The flames burst out, just like the fire-breathing performance in this shocking flaw reduction technique.
Hey hey? ! !
It was not good to arrive at the first time. As an adventurer, my senses immediately started to work at full strength. At this time, I realized that my body was extremely hot, as if it was on fire. No wonder I breathed out on the wine, and it turned out that on fire.
I looked at my arms blankly. The exposed skin from the aristocratic dress revealed a strange deep red color. I could imagine it without looking in the mirror. On his current face. I'm afraid it's also showing this terrible color.
When did it happen? The body became like this. It was obviously warm when I drank it at first.
At this time, there is no reason. A theory that the original world had seen came to my mind. The theory of boiling a frog in warm water is to put a frog into warm water and slowly heat it. Finally, the frog is cooked alive without any resistance at all.
Aren't you just like that frog now? By the way, what the hell is this wine? !
I was just about to turn around and give Beja some color as the culprit. It was okay that his body was not moving, but this movement was like triggering some switch, but his steps suddenly staggered, and his mind started to spin.
Hot, as hot as fire. The bone marrow in the whole body and the nerves in the brain are burning, and reason and consciousness are constantly being destroyed in the fire.
Finally, like a bottle of magma, the hot stomach suddenly rolled violently, and then with a bang, like the mushroom cloud raised by the atomic bomb explosion, the powerful stamina contained in the bottle of "sweet wine" rushed straight along the stomach. It started. It went straight to the brain, and the entire sea of consciousness was violently impacted. It was shattered suddenly, and both eyes went black."
With a "pop", the wine bottle fell to the ground, but the rich aroma of wine inside still persisted. The intoxicating aroma even enveloped the entire platform. The lingering fragrance lingered for a long time, and I just smelled it like this for a while. Some people who drink too much will start to feel dizzy. There was also a flush of drunkenness on his face.
. This is,"
At this time, Altofia also drank a bottle of wine. She had already smelled the aroma of the wine, so she gently picked up the bottle that fell on the ground and smelled it at the mouth of the bottle.
"That's right, this is Sarco Cristal, and it's 100 years old, Beja, you"
Without any doubt, Arturia cast her reproachful eyes on Beja, because of the whole. Among the elves, perhaps only she, the daughter of the former elf queen, could so casually take out the Sac Crystal, a precious wine that is legendary even among the elves.
Although the 100-year-old Sac crystal cannot be said to be very good, the problem is not that. Sac Crystal is famous for its mellow and strong aroma. The most talked about thing is its strong staying power. When you first drink it, it seems to be no different from sweet wine. After you drink it, you will gradually experience the effects of this wine. It's as if the bones are cleansed, the body and even the soul are purified. Of course, it's accompanied by the extremely strong alcohol.
so. For the average person. The only way to drink Sac Crystal is to mix it with a special kind of spring water, dilute it ten times according to the amount of alcohol, and then drink it. If you drink it directly and you don't have a strong body like an adventurer, then your body will not be like that. It's like fire, but it's really burning.
Although adventurers are not afraid and can drink directly, they should still consider their drinking capacity and think twice before drinking.
When Arturia saw that a whole bottle of Sac crystal wine had been drank by the other party, she thought of the scene just now. How could she not know that this was Beja's prank? Even if she drank a whole bottle of 100-year-old Sarco Cristal, she would still be, well, a little tipsy.
Just when she was about to scold Beja, two wind-like figures flashed past and snatched the empty wine bottle from Arturia's hand before she could react.
His eyes focused on the two stopped figures. In fact, there was no need to guess. Apart from Kasha and Muradin, two old drunkards, who would be so anxious.
Kasha held the empty wine bottle in his hand and turned it over expectantly. He kept shaking it up and down. Together with Muradin, his eyes were fixed on the mouth of the bottle. Saliva flowed out of his mouth involuntarily. He looked eager. It's like a traveler lying on the desert about to die of thirst, looking at his injured empty water bottle.
If the bottle was alive, it would definitely be horrified by the red eyes of the two Hong Guoguos.
However, the two people were filled with intensely longing glances. No miracle happened, no matter how much it was shaken, not a trace of wine leaked out from the mouth of the bottle.
They were immediately angry.
"It's all your fault, you little melon. There are a lot of Sark crystals hidden in the Elf Palace, which made my trip in vain. If I stayed here, how could I miss this bottle of good wine?
Kasha's face turned red with anger. I wish I could use the mouth of the bottle in my hand. Knock it hard on Muradin's head. Stuff his entire head into a wine bottle with a maximum diameter of no more than two decimeters.
At the same time, everyone except Muradin turned red with anger after hearing her words. There was also Kane who was listening to the truth. The serious old man took out his notes and wrote down Kasha's words with a quill on top. Then he looked at the other person with a sinister look that said, "You old drunkard is done this time."
Muradin was also angry. He was blowing a big beard and had eyes embedded in that square old face. Stared at two people. Like an egg, he suddenly jumped up from the ground, pointing at Kasha's face and yelling curses.
"You drunkard has the nerve to say that, Izumo. It wasn't the little follower you mentioned who slipped out. Now he's in shock. The guards are very weak. How could I say that? You should be the one to apologize with death!!"
Even people who have never heard of Muradin and Kasha before, after the square incident a few days ago, have some understanding of the characters of these two old guys. Therefore, even if they hear them arguing like this, everyone around them will The expressions on the faces of the clan representatives and elders and nobles were also extremely calm. Their expressions of calmness despite the collapse of the mountain and the tsunami could be regarded as a model for a great master.
The two stared at each other for a while, probably knowing that it would be futile to continue arguing. Their shoulders slumped at the same time, and their whole bodies went limp like a defeated rooster.
"It's all this guy's fault
La shrugged his head, and Kasha angrily kicked the family lying on the ground several times, his eyes unabashedly revealing a look of jealousy that could kill someone.
"The same goes for today's Sarco Cristal, and the same goes for the 500-year-old cider that was collected by that smelly fat pig in the Rogge Bar a few years ago. Good wines have been overtaken by pigs, and good flowers have been planted in cow dung.
He kicked again angrily. Kasha was dejected and planned to leave.
"etc".
Suddenly, Muradin grabbed Kasha who was about to leave and looked at him with cold eyes.
"Do you think I don't know? You old drunkard, you just want to divert your attention, find a reason to leave alone, secretly mix the bottle with water and drink it
. Dwarf winter melon. There must be a limit to slandering people. Am I, Kasha, that kind of person? "
Kasha broke free from Muradin's experienced hand. As if his ancestors had been wronged for eighteen generations, he stared at Muradin with sad and angry eyes.
"If that's the case, give me the bottle. If you don't want to change it, I will change it.
Muradin licked his dry lips and stared at the wine bottle in Kasha's hand with greedy eyes.
Kasha:
As expected of Rogge's most stingy opponent, Farah considered him his lifelong rival. Muradin's shamelessness even exceeded Kasha's expectation. The atmosphere in the field was silent for a moment, and everyone could tell that under Rogge, In front of Muradin, who was regarded as the most stingy opponent, Kasha, Rogge's second stingy man, was still a bit unsatisfied, and was temporarily at a disadvantage.
If my family members were awake now and saw two people confronting each other over an empty wine bottle, with a solemn atmosphere like thousands of armies fighting at hand-to-hand combat, they would definitely complain in their hearts - these two stupid donkeys are so shameless. It's embarrassing here, it would be faster to just shamelessly ask Beja for a bottle!
Just when the atmosphere became more solemn, Kasha's eyes rolled, as if he had thought of some good idea, and he suddenly pointed at the sky behind Muradin and screamed.
"Ah, hurry up, a flying pig!!"
When Muradin heard this, he immediately burst into laughter. He looked at Kasha with a look of great superiority.
"Hahaha, Kasha, you must be old and your brain has become stupid. Such inferior
There are flaws,
Just when Muradin was proud and taunting, Kasha raised his right leg without warning and delivered a fatal blow to Muradin's crotch.
What he said just now was not to trick Muradin into turning around, but to make him relax his vigilance so that he could make a sneak attack.
The audience who came to this conclusion, especially the men, subconsciously clenched their eyes, feeling a sense of pain, and they could not help but feel chilled by Kasha's cunning and viciousness.
"Oh oh oh oh you old woman, old witch"
While Muradin was rolling on the ground with his hands on his crotch, screaming like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, Kasha disappeared in a flash.
Seeing this scene, everyone's expressions remained extremely calm. I was secretly hypnotizing myself - I don't know these two old guys, I didn't see anything,"
"Hey, where is Elder Fan?"
When everyone recovered from the farce, they looked at the ground again, and suddenly discovered that the family members lying drunk on the ground and who had just been kicked several times by Kasha had suddenly disappeared.
Could it be that it was haunted? Many people felt a chill in their hearts. Of course, some people thought it was because of Kasha's few kicks just now that he accidentally kicked Elder Fan to another world.
“Excuse me, did you just see where the elders went?
Kane was still experienced. After a slight panic, he immediately asked the nearby elf maid.
The pretty elf maid nodded and stretched out her finger to point out the direction. Suddenly, a loud voice came from the stage directly opposite the banquet.
"This is a very good question.
"You actually asked Hiccup sincerely.
"I will tell you Hi Fan out of mercy."
"To maintain world peace"
"The righteous Hiccup who saves the universe with his singing.
"Druid Wu Fan'e made a brilliant appearance.
Accompanying the sound of wine belching, the curtain on the stage slowly pulled up, and the clever elf maids immediately turned on the magic lights, focusing all the beams on the stage. As the curtain slowly rose, Holding a magic loudspeaker, his body exudes powerful hairy breath like a god.
At this moment, everyone was shocked. Is this Elder Fan who is as ordinary as a mortal and is known as the master with the least aura of masters in history? Such a terrifying momentum! !
That's right, the person who appeared in front of them was no longer me, it was the singing god Wu Fan! !
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