"What do you want to do?"
Before the last glimmer of hope was blocked and completely turned into despair, I shouted sternly. He tried to exude a little bit of pitiful murderous aura from his body, and used his hidden and unknown mighty aura to temporarily suppress the two little girls so that they could escape.
Unfortunately, I don’t know how Beja is doing. Tia, however, was not fooled at all. She smiled smugly, as if she had figured out my character a long time ago, and winked at Beja.
"Fanfan, I heard that after you drink, you can demolish three bars in one go. It's so awesome.
With admiration shining in her round and lovely big eyes, little girl Tia began to drink the soup.
"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect you, an idiot, to have such a manly side. I'm going to change my view of you.
I don't know when Beja became so tacitly understanding. She immediately cooperated with Tia to attack from both sides and gave me another hit.
"Hahaha, really? It's not that big of a deal, hahaha."
Although this is not something to be proud of, when the two little girls said this, they still couldn't help but feel proud. But Tia's message was subtly wrong in one small part. Instead of demolishing three bars in a row, it would be better to demolish one bar three times in a row, although this behavior seems a bit worse.
"And Beya, you can talk like this, when did I cease to be a man?"
I turned my head and glanced at Beiya dissatisfied. Why does this little elf speak so unpleasantly? Does he look down on me? I think back then, Belial, Gamorro, and Yizuer all fell under the iron heel of my uncle, hahaha
"Really? I can't believe it.
He looked at me with a smug look on his face. The little girl Beya's eyes were staring at me with "heart-warming" eyes, full of suspicion.
"Beya, how can you say that? Fanfan is very powerful. Together with Elder Kane and others, he liberated our Hera Pok tribe from the closed world, and let me tell you. At that time, I He and Fanfan broke into the ancient tomb together, and Fanfan killed the projection of Demon King Duriel by himself. Fanfan was only level 25 at the time.
Tia proudly said as she stood out her breasts, which looked particularly proud and curvaceous against the sexy tight Orion suit.
Is this kid proud of my heroic deeds? It’s so touching, oh oh, I can’t help the feelings in my heart, Tia, please be my sister too.
For a man, one of the happiest times is probably to have a girl, and she is also a beautiful little princess like Dia. I feel proud of you. I wiped the corners of my eyes, and my heart was filled with infinite happiness. Love.
"Really? Is it really like this? It's very suspicious. Killing Duriel's projection alone? Dia. Did you see it with your own eyes?"
It's a pity, Tia's touching words. It didn't get Beiya's approval. She still looked at me with suspicion, ah, you unpleasant little girl, I'll call you suspicious Beiya from now on. I just applauded in my heart. .
Putting away my moved expression, I gave Bea a stern face with an angry glare.
"Although" I did not see it with my own eyes, but when I woke up, Duriel was already dead.
Tia argued unconvinced.
Oh, indeed, at that time, he transformed into a blood bear and fought with Duriel. Because the scene was too inappropriate for children, Dia, who had not yet experienced the world and had a pure mind, was frightened and fainted until she woke up. It was regarded as an illusion, although it was a bit self-deceiving.
However, if it is Tia who has gone through the ruthless training of experience, she should be able to accept the brutality of the blood bear.
"In other words, you don't have strong evidence. Maybe after you fainted, a strong man suddenly appeared and killed Du Riel. Then maybe you were impersonated by this fool."
Seeing that Tia could not produce evidence, the suspicious Beja immediately became proud.
"You're talking nonsense, Fanfan wouldn't lie to me. Right?"
Tiamao glared at Beja. Then he looked at me with infinite trust.
"Of course
I nodded quickly. To be honest, unless there are special circumstances, I usually never lie to girls. On the other hand, unless there are special circumstances, I usually never tell the truth to those grown men and old men in Lal.
talk.
"Hmph. Xiang, how is that impossible, Tia? Let me tell you, maybe when you fainted, this idiot would still do this or that to your body!" ".
Bea said this with a vicious mind. My own face turned red first, hum. A little girl is a little girl, she hasn't even held a man's hand yet, what do you know? !
Of course I wouldn't let Bea's petty thoughts prevail. Just when I was about to open my mouth to argue, Bea defended me first.
"Fanfan is not that kind of person."
Two little girls stood on my left and right sides. They stuck out their little heads and glared at each other, neither of them convinced.
"Really? Have you forgotten? This fool has a criminal record. Look, he already has three wives at home, and now even our Queen is not sparing him, and in the arena. Don't you also look? Is it very clear? His relationship with the Lake Clan’s Sky Fox is also unclear. It’s very ambiguous.”
The suspicious Beiya came one by one in an orderly manner. It was hard to tell that this little girl was not very old. She is very careful and thoughtful. She is worthy of being a woman who has become the queen. She has received higher education.
Impacted by Beja's powerful factual evidence, Tia's expression was obviously shaken. Hold on, Tia, although what Beja said is true, I really didn't touch you at that time.
"Just" even if that's the case, so what? Anyway, I have made an agreement with Fanfan. He can have my body whenever he wants. There is no such thing as "touching" the body, it's not a big deal. "
After stammering, Tia bowed her head shyly.
In the end, he still didn’t trust me. It seems that he is so trusting in other aspects. From the moment I went to the Horadric clan and spied on Dia on the roof, I was deeply imprinted on her heart as a lustful man.
One mistake turned into an eternal hatred. The ancients have not deceived me. It was obviously just because Diya's dress was too conspicuous that I glanced at her one more time. "Uh. It was just a few glances. There was absolutely no voyeuristic or lustful thoughts in it.
Bea was stunned at the same time as me. She seemed to not believe that Tia would say such a thing. Her eyes widened, her face was also flushed, and she turned her head away more shyly than Tia. He looked determined that I don't know you are a loser.
It seems that this little girl has an unexpectedly pure mind and is completely helpless with pornographic jokes. What should I do? How about taking advantage of this weakness and bullying this little girl who is always against me? Hey hey hey heart
He looked up and down at Beiya with not bad intentions, but was noticed by Tia who was standing beside me. She quickly pulled my arm, her soft breasts pressed closer to it, and looked at me with an angry expression.
"No, Fanfan, the agreement with me has not been completed yet. How can you be half-hearted and have Beiya's idea again?"
That's right, my image in Tia's mind. He is already a completely hungry pervert. Thank you Tia, for treating me as such a person in time and still not despising or looking down on me. You are really a kind girl.
As if hearing what Tia said, little girl Beya's pretty face became even more rosy. At the same time, she looked at Wu with a serious look of fear, looking at the perverted uncle with a look like if you dare to pounce on me, I will scream.
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Okay, it doesn’t matter what my image looks like anymore, please let me go and let me find a corner to squat.
"Forget it, it's not that I can't believe Tia's words. After all, I don't have conclusive evidence to refute it."
Unexpectedly, at the end of this conversation that was about to end with the conclusion of "I am a liar. I am a pervert", Beya suddenly changed the subject in my surprised eyes, allowing me to see her standing tall in front of them again. A glimmer of light in the image.
"What are you looking at? I don't want to be called suspicious by others. Ah, you idiot, you must have been thinking that I was suspicious just now. That's right, you idiot. Idiot Wu!! "
Being stared at by my surprised eyes, Beiya muttered a little embarrassedly, and then she seemed to notice something and looked at me with an angry look on her face.
I have to say, this girl's thinking is really sharp.
"Okay, I won't embarrass you and just leave. Oh. By the way,"
Tia sighed as if giving up, and made a gesture of letting go. The little hand holding my wrist had just relaxed halfway, but suddenly she looked like she had remembered something, and turned her gaze to the place where she had left. On top of the bottle of wine that she took out at the beginning, she continued casually.
"Look, I believe you, so you have to show something. Besides, as a grown man, don't you even dare to drink?"
When she said the last sentence, Beja looked me up and down with a slightly contemptuous look in her eyes. Indeed, in the Dark Continent, even the elves. If a man doesn't dare to drink, he will be looked down upon by many people.
"What did you say?!"
I immediately stood up and glared at Beiya, you girl, how dare you look down on me like this, even an otaku has a fiery heart. How can I allow a girl like you to be looked down upon?
"Bring me the wine!!"
He broke free from the two little girls who were attacking him from the left and right. I stretched out my big hand to Beiya and said proudly, at this time, even if a golden dragon comes, it can't stop my determination to drink. Yes, at this moment, I have transformed into the god of wine Wu Fan. Hahahaha Oil depot Liyin! !
"Really want to drink? I heard that you, an idiot, can't drink enough to walk."
Beiya hesitantly hid the wine behind her back, with a look like "I'm thinking about you too. If you can't drink, don't force it. Although I will despise you, I will never show it in front of outsiders."
In other words, this thirty-eight-character expression description is actually the rich expression of this little girl. Or is my brain filling it out too much?
"Lori, what are you talking about? Who do you think I am, do you know? Even the famous Queen Rogge and Sister Sharna are definitely no match for me in terms of drinking capacity. Hmph, why don't you hurry up and get it."
As soon as I finished my nose, I took the lead to grab the bottle of wine from Beja's hand, shook it in my hand, and pretended to open the bottle.
In the blind spot of the family's sight, the two little girls glanced at each other secretly. In their seemingly clear and flawless beautiful eyes, they both showed sly smiles of succeeding in mischief.
"You two" stepped away. "
Just as I was about to unscrew the mouth of the bottle, I suddenly remembered something, stopped my movement, and shouted to the little girl standing close to my left and right.
"Stand away from me, I'm afraid that the Dionysian aura I will exude later will scare you two girls out of your wits."
Tia and Beya smiled secretly in their hearts and took a dozen steps back obediently.
Well, this distance is enough.
The next moment, at two. While the little girl was stunned, I ran away! !
Wow hahaha, do you think I can’t see it? One of you is making a fool of yourself. Playing a bad role, saying so much, are you just trying to trick me into drinking? Let me tell you, when I, Wu Fan, fooled people, you were not yet weaned.
"Fanfan is a big liar!!"
"Idiot Wu
The two little girls reacted very quickly. They came to their senses in the blink of an eye and caught up with me.
. Enjoy, big liar? It's better than being fooled by you and being treated as a fool, I groaned inwardly. Increase the frequency of movement of both legs.
Damn it, the crowd was too dense and Suan couldn't do his best. It seemed like he wouldn't be able to get rid of these two little girls for a while.
Looking back, I saw two little girls moving freely through the crowd with their delicate figures, chasing after them at a speed that was not inferior to mine, and I suddenly panicked.
When necessary, he would not hesitate to transform into a moon wolf. You must not drink this wine. If you get drunk and make a fool of yourself, it will not be a petty brawl like tearing down a bar before, but it will be recorded in the history books. For future generations to "see".
I looked back from time to time and saw the two little girls approaching gradually. I gritted my teeth. Just when I was waiting to take action, unexpectedly, a hand covered in translucent lace gloves suddenly stretched out in front of me. Suddenly stretched out.
This petite little hand suddenly appeared. The timing was so ingenious that it was definitely not something ordinary people could do. With the wedding gloves on the little hands, I could guess the owner of the little hands without turning around.
My own cheap wife Altojoya.
Under Artoria's interception, I couldn't avoid it, so I could only reach out at the same time, grab her hand, and gently squeeze it, thereby eliminating the last trace of inertia, and just stopped next to Artoriya. Hold her in your arms.
At least in the eyes of outsiders, my act of rushing over to hold Altohoya in my arms was very affectionate and then left.
"Fan, what happened? Running around in the banquet is very disrespectful."
In my arms, Arturia raised her head slightly and asked calmly. There was no trace of shyness on the beautiful face so close to me. The girl who was suddenly held in my arms in public could be said to be shy. Does the king's thinking point of view differ from that of ordinary girls, or does Arturia simply know nothing about men and women?
No, I don’t think it’s either. It’s just that this idiot’s stubborn mind has already concluded the moment he was hugged by me: The other person is his husband. The book says that being hugged by your husband is a matter of course. Is it your duty as a wife? So I naturally accepted this gesture and thought that other people's weird looks were weird behavior.
Well, this is more likely. Forget it, don't tell her, even for a couple, hugging in public is a very, uh, bold act.
Naturally, it is impossible for me to tell Artoria the truth. He said that he was being hunted by two little girls. Moreover, those two little girls must not dare to mess around in front of Arturia, who is dignified and serious and will never tolerate evil behavior.
I glanced back, and sure enough, I saw Arturia and I standing together. The two little princesses obviously restrained their behavior and trotted up, looking at me with dissatisfaction.
"Tsk, are you afraid?" The girl is just a little girl.
"Fan, bullying girls is wrong."
He saw two girls looking at him angrily. Artoria thought I bullied them again. By the way, why did I say "again"?
Before I could explain, Artoria's eyes suddenly fell on the wine bottle in my hand.
This was taken from Beja. Although he wanted to throw away this abominable crime tool while escaping, Rogge's stingy thoughts immediately took over. This bottle of wine should be sold for a lot of money. After all, it belongs to Beja. Who is Beja? The daughter of the former Elf Queen, can she get something even close to that?
So, I have held it until now.
Looking at the wine bottle in my hand, Artoria was stunned for a moment, and the stupid hair on her head started to rotate again. Then, suddenly, it made a crisp sound like a microwave. The stupid hair stopped rotating. , and Artoria's face also showed an expression of sudden realization.
I heard that among the human race, some tribes do have such a tradition. Couples have to toast each other on the wedding day.
Nodding as if she understood something, Altofia took a glass of wine from the side and smiled faintly.
"Fan, please!"
Huh?
Seeing Zeltria's sudden move, I couldn't turn my head around for a moment.
After not seeing me move for a long time, Arturia also tilted her head slightly with a puzzled expression. She looked at the wine bottle in my hand, then at the cup in her hand. She turned around a few times again, and then revealed A look of astonishment.
Indeed, he had lost his etiquette. What Fan was holding was a bottle. How could he be so good at handling it with a cup? Although it is unsightly to use bottles directly, if it is the custom over there, there is nothing you can do about it.
Huh?
I groaned again, why did Artoria look like "I can't help it, as a wife, she should cooperate with her husband."
In my dull expression, Arturia put down the wine glass in her hand and whispered a few words to the elf maid beside her. After a while, the elf maid brought over a bottle of wine exactly like the one in my hand.
"Fan, let us work together as husband and wife."
Arturia unscrewed the mouth of the bottle and showed me a refreshing, yet devilish smile in my eyes.
Me: Angry…”
Natural stupidity is indeed the most terrifying attribute in the world. I never expected that the final helper would not be Beja or Tia. It turned out to be Artoria! !
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The top fifteen in the category are not included, and the total monthly tickets are also outside the hundred. Everyone is not helping me. Can I get more monthly tickets?
