One by one, one by one,
"By the way, old drunkard, where did you go when we were in the ring?"
Suddenly I remembered that when I was fighting with Altojoya, as an old drunkard who loved to join in the fun, I shouldn't have sat at the front of the audience, drinking wine and eating peanuts, and teasing me with her sharp voice from time to time. Is that right?
But looking through my memory, I discovered it. There was no trace of the old drunkard on the field at that time.
"Hahuwuhaha, what are you doing?"
The old drunkard, with his mouth full of food and a bottle of official wine in his hand, said vaguely.
"Although I know you're just pretending to be a human, can you please be more professional when pretending to be human? At least speak humanly so that others won't reveal the identity of the Habbit easily."
Note: Harpies are creatures as stupid as pigs.
"You are the harpy, and your whole family is harpy!!"
After struggling to swallow the food, the old drunkard suddenly said angrily.
"Then please tell me, Master Kasha, who is not a harbbit, where he went during the competition. Could it be that he took the opportunity to sneak into the Elf Palace and steal wine."
Suddenly thinking of this possibility, I became worried. Really, this guy couldn't relax at all, and he got into trouble again in the blink of an eye.
"Hey, you can eat random things, but you can't say random words. Everyone is familiar with it. If you say this, I will sue you for slander."
The old drunkard rolled his eyes disdainfully, coughed a few times, and his eyes suddenly became serious.
"Listen, I'm going to handle an adult matter. Don't ask too many questions for a brat like you. Knowing too much is not a good thing for you."
"My lord's matter? Could it be that you finally decided to marry an elf who knows how to make wine because you have no money to buy wine?"
My eyes couldn't help but become contemptuous. This guy was so unscrupulous. He was almost as bad as Seatik who wanted to marry a woman who knew how to make wine because he liked drinking.
"You kid, you are really going too far."
Kasha soon realized that if she continued to act confused, she might not know what kind of rumors the other party would come up with. He took a bite out of it. Then he said helplessly.
"I met an old acquaintance from the past."
"Old friend?"
Looking at the old drunkard suspiciously, it didn't seem like he was lying, so I muttered to myself.
Are old friends from the past related to the old drunkard's past? Hehe, this might be interesting to say. This old drunkard's mouth is like a funnel when he is drunk, and he can pour anything out, but he always uses plots about his past that are clearly copied from a certain knight. She had been perfunctory in the past, but now, maybe she could get it from her friend. Get something useful.
Of course, gossiping is not my intention. I just want to get some useful information and threaten this guy who is heavily in debt and will be sold like a pig by Akala to pay off his debts one day. I just want to pay back the money I borrowed as soon as possible. .
"What kind of friend is he? Let's introduce him to him. He's probably also an alcoholic."
I tried to trick the old drunkard by provoking him.
"Huh, friend? No, no, no, boy Wu, you are wrong, he is just Lord Benkasha's errand boy."
The old drunkard turned up her nose very proudly. In my opinion, she almost raised her scarlet cape like a superman.
Well, have you subtly cracked my provocation? Is this guy an accident or intentional?
I helplessly looked at the old drunkard laughing loudly, and finally gave up.
"Forget it, you guy, as long as you don't cause trouble for the alliance, I don't care about you."
"What are you talking about? You have such an old-fashioned tone. When I was an elder in Rogge, your mother might not have even been born yet."
The old drunkard's cursing voice came from behind me, but because what she said was true, I didn't refute it. Anyway, the more she said this, the more it proved that she was an old woman who couldn't get married.
"Congratulations, Elder Fan."
We didn't walk far, Kurt came up, his eyes narrowed, he seemed to have drunk a lot, Bai Lang followed him, nodded to me, even if it was a congratulation, he was still the cool guy with no mouth as always Also controlled by sister.
"Where's Malagby?"
From the end of the battle until now. I haven't seen the Paladin classmate in the group of four, and I'm holding this in my heart. Question, now I finally have the opportunity to ask it.
"He
The two grown men suddenly showed heavy expressions, and then Kurt silently took out a booklet.
"Elder Fan, please come up with an idea about who is more suitable to take his place after Lao Ma is gone."
"So that's it, Malagu is better than him
I showed a deeply shocked expression, although I could vaguely guess that this big-mouthed paladin probably poked some terrible hornet's nest when I and Altoheya were trapped inside, which made the little fox go crazy. But I didn't expect it to be so serious.
"Where is he now? After all, we are friends and it is appropriate to say goodbye."
After showing an expression of shock, I casually stuffed a piece of fruit into my mouth, took the book and flipped through it, while asking vaguely.
"I don't know. When I left, I seemed to want to go to the Women's Street to see it." Kurt shrugged.
"Oh, is that so? What a pathetic guy. By the way, is there a women's street in the Elf King City?" I suddenly thought of a question that was more important to Malagby.
"no."
Bai Lang and Kurt looked at each other and said uncertainly. Although things like prostitutes are inevitable in any era of the plane, wenli is a common skill after all. The proud elves, will they allow this profession to appear? There are probably showgirls and dancers, but it's really hard to say whores are purely prostitutes.
"No, definitely not
Suddenly thinking of Altofia, on the way to the arena, she asked herself about the women's street, if there was one in the Elf King City. As a king, it is impossible for her not to know.
The three people looked at each other, with a sad look in their eyes.
This guy Malagby is so pathetic. He couldn't even realize such a humble wish before he died. Maybe the person standing on my left, separated by a person, is him. By the way, the person next to my left hand is him. . The person with a gold medal on her chest, flowers in her hands, and singing the tragic imperial song with tears in her eyes was Fini.
"By the way, where's Lucia?"
Could it be that she had already learned about her gaffe in the acrobatics field and had gone thousands of miles to hunt down Malagbi.
"Oh, Captain. I find it strange that you call him that. He was obviously with us just now. But he disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Kurt glanced around, with a troubled look on his face.
"When did you disappear?!".
There was an unpleasant feeling in my heart, and I couldn't help but blurt it out subconsciously.
"Well, probably when you gave that" ahem, that scarf to the Elf Queen, Kurt pondered over the film and said uncertainly.
In fact, I am very concerned about why Kurt paused and coughed a few times when he mentioned the scarf. Are you dissatisfied with the hard work that took me a week to make? !
Artohya, are you still wearing that scarf around your neck? Take it off quickly, you idiot! I'm going to be completely embarrassed! !
I had just finished complaining about Kurt in my mind, and from the corner of my eye I accidentally glanced at Altohoya, who was surrounded by more than a dozen high-ranking elves. Seeing that she still hadn't taken off her scarf, I couldn't help but scream again.
It seems that the person most dissatisfied with this scarf should be myself.
Oh, no, what on earth is that little fox thinking? On such an important occasion, a representative of the fox tribe would also be absent. Counting this time, it was already her second time in front of many representatives. It broke her perfect identity as the noble, steady, witty and beautiful Her Highness Tianhu.
Could it be that she wants to resign? !
After bidding farewell to White Wolf and Kurt. Soon, I met an acquaintance again.
"Cousin Gu.
“Drink your sister.
This was the first hello the two of us said.
"How did you get in here?
Logically speaking, a little person like Fini, who has no identity, can only celebrate with the other adventurers under the Crystal Tree Square.
"Hmph, cousin, don't underestimate Feinigu. As long as Feini wants to sneak in, there are many ways to do it.
The transvestite patted her chest a little proudly and replied.
He looked at the maid outfit she was wearing. The ears were somehow disguised and made into the shape of an elf, and looking at the tray she was holding in her hand, I could roughly guess how this guy got in.
"What are you doing here? There's no gold here. Where's Oona? Don't worry about her anymore?"
"No such thing, I'm just here to congratulate my cousin. As a cousin, I'm here just to congratulate my cousin."
Saying this, the transvestite didn't know why she was proud of it, and raised her head proudly again.
By the way, is this guy my cousin already established?
"Huh, I wanted to see my cousin, and it was really hard to talk about it. But I finally did it, so cousin, Feini took the initiative first.
After showing such a relieved expression, he exhaled and showed a bright smile that made the people nearby look sideways and amazed. The transvestite turned back and waved to me, while trotting and disappearing into the crowd,"
Then, with a "dong" sound, it hit the patrolling soldier.
"Wait, who are you? You're from the maid team, you seem to be very unfamiliar."
The innocent elf soldier Li Li showed a suspicious look.
"Miaowucan, Fei, Fei Ni is
The sudden accident made Feini stutter for a moment, and at that moment, the elf disguise on her ears fell off with a snap.
"Just," that's it.
Faini stuck out her tongue playfully at the stunned elf soldiers, and tapped her forehead lightly as if she was confused. It seemed that she was trying to pretend to be cute and get away with it.
"There is a spy!".
However, how could the elf soldiers who were sent to maintain an important banquet be so easily seduced by beauty? Although they were intoxicated for a few seconds, they soon responded and drank loudly. ,entire. The venue was in chaos.
Oh my, my name as the Tragedy Emperor is indeed worthy of its name.
Avoid riotous crowds. I watched this farce with cold eyes, as for Fini's safety. There is no need to worry, let alone the fact that this transvestite is extremely slippery and the rigid elf soldiers may not be able to catch it. Even if they catch it, there will be many people present, such as Kurt, White Wolf, Kane, etc. They all know her and won't do anything to this transvestite.
If you can't stand it anymore, you should find a quiet place and wait for the banquet to end.
Looking at the crowd on the left, attracted by the commotion caused by Feini, it became as hot as a pot of porridge.
On the right side, there is the world of two drunkards, the old drunkard and Muradin, eating and drinking as if no one else is watching, and commenting on them as if no one else is watching. The banquet has become a mess. It is said that one mouse spoils the pot of soup. This is the truth, not to mention there are two now.
On the other side, the conservative side, headed by Altofia, Elder Lyman, and Kane, formed a small circle and communicated among themselves. They completely regarded the surrounding commotion as the background. They didn't know whether they didn't want to care about it or not. No.
And there are two little girls, Tia and Beja, two girls who are originally at odds with each other. Xiao knew what was the reason for them to come together temporarily. He looked around in the crowd and stopped people to ask questions from time to time.
Are you looking for me? Are you not making enough noise in the arena? I dodge first.
Reaching out for a glass of juice, I decisively walked around to a less noticeable corner behind the banquet hall.
Well, if you take advantage of this opportunity and squint for a while, there should be no problem.
Just as I sat down, leaning against the tree trunk and stretching lazily, intending to catch up on some sleep, a cold voice suddenly came from behind me.
Boy, you're disturbing me:"
I turned around in surprise. Just ten meters behind me, a tall and slender man in red, leaning against a tree, looking into the distance, said calmly.
Calm down, you must be calm at this time, and it turned out to be stupid, so it won't be a big deal if you get another red, right? You should not be surprised at this time, if you complain, I will lose.
I leaned my whole body weight on the tree trunk and felt my tight body relaxing little by little. While enjoying the warm light reflected from the crystal tree, I couldn't help but sigh comfortably.
If only it could be like this forever. The mission of saving the continent can be left to others.
"Who are you?.
Adjust your body into the most comfortable position. I asked with half-closed eyes.
As for why this man in red clothes and white hair, who had a strong sense of déjà vu, stayed less than ten meters behind him, he never noticed it, nor did he express much surprise, because he could feel that this guy was exuding The aura that came out seemed to be far stronger than mine. He should be a field-level master like the old drunkard.
Isn't this a matter of course? How could there not be a master in such a huge Elf King City?
"Who knows, maybe he is the errand boy that person calls him."
Lanster maintained his posture of looking into the distance and said with a slight self-mockery.
"Oh, you heard that?"
I was shocked. The conversation I had with the old drunkard at that time was at least a thousand meters away from here. Coupled with the noise of the banquet, even if this guy is a master in the field, it would be too exaggerated.
"There's nothing to be surprised about, because I'm an archer and I can hear it if I want to."
Hold it back, hold it back, if you complain at this time, I will really lose.
Red, ahem, is a tall male elf in red clothes and white hair. From the beginning, he has been leaning against the tree trunk with his arms folded and his back looking up, without even looking over here.
Oppositely, on the other side of the tree trunk, which was at an angle of about 45 degrees and about seven or eight meters away from him, I leaned my back against the tree trunk and sat on the ground, squinting my eyes with the same far-reaching gaze.
To put it simply, it’s the way we talk now, which is very, very “well, pretending to be that.”
"If you say that, that guy must have told you my name, so how should I call you?"
In order to avoid the instinct of complaining caused by the word "red" all the time, I had to solve the problem of address first.
"When the time comes, you will naturally know that he replied coolly.
Holy shit, this guy is cooler than White Wolf.
"Then can you tell me about your past with that guy? How about sharing a little bit of useful information with us after I use it to threaten her to pay back the money?"
Compared with the old drunkard who borrowed money without repaying it, at least half of it can be recovered in this way. Therefore, I made this suggestion with a heartbroken heart.
"It's indeed a good idea, but it's a pity that only she knows about her affairs. I don't want you to know about mine.
The man in red clothes and white hair replied with the corners of his mouth that were always sarcastic.
So I have always been unhappy with this guy in the cartoon, firstly because he is more handsome than me, secondly because he is cooler than me, and thirdly because his mouth is more poisonous than mine.
"So, why did you meet me?"
"Did you make a mistake? It was you who came over to disturb me."
"Ah, is that so? I'm really sorry, I'm leaving now."
After saying that, I patted my butt and stood up. Ready to see if we can find another place to sleep.
"It seems that you are not completely stupid."
At this time, this annoying guy finally took back the cool posture that would be very pretentious if done by me, but very natural when done by him. He stood up and looked at me with sharp eyes like an eagle.
This look is indeed that of an archer.
The moment his gaze stole over me, my body felt a faint pain, as if it had been scratched by countless knives. I couldn't help but secretly thought in surprise.
"Forget it, I wouldn't think that someone like you would be so bored that you would show up and chat with me without any purpose. If you have anything to say, just say it."
Feeling that I finally had the upper hand in terms of momentum, Weiwei said proudly.
Little devil, do one thing for me. After you finish it, you can choose what I wear.
As he spoke, a piece of equipment flashing with dark gold light suddenly appeared in his left hand, and a dazzling perfect gemstone appeared in his right hand. General Li Xuan prepared to be a little more reserved, "I'm not that kind of person. In this sentence, Swallowed it back into the stomach.
"Help me turn Kasha back into that burgundy demon."
He raised his head and said lightly, but he couldn't hide the madness in his eyes.
I'm so sleepy, I only slept for four hours today.
