Listen and take courage. The elf warrior loudly declared his challenge. I kept rolling my eyes. When did the elves, known for their elegance, become so shameless?
"Of course, please don't misunderstand, Your Excellency Fan. We are not going together. We just hope that Your Excellency Fan can satisfy the respectful wishes of our guarding queen one by one and accept the challenge so that the entire elves can be convinced."
I got one. Come on, this guy really went online and convinced the entire elves? He really thinks of himself as one thing. Do you think that you are the Great Elder of Arlandland or Artoria who is the king, and can you represent the entire elves?
"Can you represent the entire elves? Can you represent Artoria, Arlandan, and all the elves?"
Looking left and right, I felt that this child, the super-smart prince, had probably stayed in the simple life of the elves for a long time, and his mind was a little dazed. I couldn't help but replied smoothly. With just one sentence, I made him look stupid.
Of course not. But Your Excellency, didn't you just see that there are still many tribesmen who question your marriage to Her Majesty the Queen? Don't you want to prove your ability in front of them? "
The super smart prince is not stupid after all. Lian Mu led the fool and finally got over his mistake just now.
"Let me say, Chao, ahem, that one is called Drizzt. I think that in a large organization, as long as there are conflicts of interest, it will never be able to get everyone in it to agree. At this time, it can only be the majority. People's interests, maybe you still don't understand, let's use an analogy, let alone a large organization with complex personnel. Just an adventure team, if a good weapon is discovered, the Paladin will want it, and the Barbarian will also want it. I want it. Shouldn’t we consider who gets it at this time? Isn’t it more in the interests of the team and improving the strength of the team? If the barbarians deserve it, the paladin should take the initiative to give it up even if he wants it. This is called a team, isn’t it? ?”
In the dull eyes of the super-smart prince, I slowly said, how should I put it, maybe the super-smart prince’s IQ is indeed much higher, but the comparison between the two of us is like an office worker who has been in society for seven or eight years. , just like the students who are still dreaming about great dreams on campus, these experiences cannot be compensated by IQ. If the super-smart prince wants to become a mature leader who can stand alone, he still needs to go out for experience and truly experience the blood-stained knife tip. The hard training of dancing.
To be honest, I don’t really hate the super smart prince, and of course I can’t leave just because I like him. This guy is so handsome but he also likes to act cool.
It should be said that the super fine prince is not a bad person. He has a innocence that has not been experienced by blood and fire. He gives me the impression that he is very similar to the students in Rogge camp in some aspects. His current behavior is also understandable if he admires me. If the person I have a crush on marries another man, I'm afraid I won't be able to help but try to make trouble in every possible way.
Well, in this case, can it be said that after these ** years of experience, this dead nerd has matured a lot in some aspects and is already a semi-qualified adventurer?
I was thinking a lot in my mind, looking at the super fine prince with his mouth wide open and speechless, I came to the final conclusion.
"So, according to the general situation, I don't need to pay for these few opponents. On the contrary, they should understand the importance of this marriage. Even if they object in their hearts, for the sake of the entire elves and the entire continent, they should take the initiative to let go of their hearts. Stereotypes, because of unity, mutual understanding, and common lofty dreams, only then can we call it a race, Drizzt, are you right in what I said?"
"Excellent speech, Van."
Unexpectedly, Altohoya, who was the first to speak out, had a character that made no secret of her feelings, and her green eyes were full of admiration, which made me feel a little embarrassed from the point of view of speaking righteously.
This is just a very simple truth. In the alliance, all adventurers who have experienced it for a period of time understand it, but most of them are limited to cultural level and cannot express it well in words. Compared with other adventurers, I am a dead nerd. Just a little more than a dozen years of formal exam-oriented education culture.
It’s not just Artoria. Although I didn't intentionally speak loudly, I didn't intend to lower my voice to talk to Drizzt either. The spectators who are close to the audience will always be able to hear it. I don’t know how effective it will be if it is spread like this. But looking at the elves who had been the most vocal in their objections, they also fell silent. Obviously, I These words taught these simple-minded and independent artists a lesson.
What exactly is race? What is unity? In this era of raging war, not only adventurers but also civilians should think about this issue.
"but,"
Although I have no obligation to think about these few people, if I can make things more perfect, it would be a beautiful thing, so I agree to your challenge and I will let you know that I do have the strength and determination to do so. , became the prince of the elves. "
In Drizzt's still dull eyes, I said such convoluted words, first suppressing these elves on the basis of principle. Put yourself at a high level, and then follow their requirements, completely convince them in terms of strength, and completely defeat them mentally and physically. They should be speechless at first.
It's too scary. Maybe I will become a terrible guy with deep knowledge.
As for why he should be so bothered to make things as perfect as possible, instead of following his usual lazy style and just messing around when he can. Because after having said this big truth, as long as Artoria stood up and said a few more words, In short, Drizzt and the others would most likely retreat obediently. . Reasons in the oral cavity. It's so profound. It's hard to express in words. To put it simply, as one of the protagonists, I am a little nervous about this highly anticipated marriage. I want to find something to vent my nervousness and calm down my mood again. Now It's rare that a few sandbags jump out, so of course you have to seize the opportunity, that's about it.
Huh ?
I just thought I heard someone scolding me for being evil. Is it an illusion? That's right. How could a kind and kind man like me match up with the attributes of that little ghost?
"Your Excellency Fan, are you really sure?"
As expected of a man of high IQ, Drizzt took a deep breath and quickly calmed down. From the beginning, he was at a disadvantage, and now he felt like he was riding a tiger. For the sake of the other party, if he behaved like this again, If he retreats, he will never be able to raise his head among the clan in the future. Not only him but also the hundreds of elf warriors behind him will have to fight even if he loses or dies in this battle.
"etc!!"
Just when we are about to take a step forward. A dazzling golden scabbard was suddenly thrust into the middle, and Artoria's clear and forsaken voice slowly echoed in her ears.
"As a king, you should indeed consider the interests of the majority of people first. However, if you give up the remaining few because of this, you will be just a mediocre king who goes with the flow. Fan, I am impressed by you. You have the ability to become a king." The thinking height of an excellent king.”
"No, you're exaggerating, Artoria.
I stared blankly at Altohoya, who showed no sign of approval. She had indeed won the prize. I just wanted to beat a few people to vent my anger.
"No, there is no praise at all. Fan, your performance today is very good. I want to feel lucky to have a husband like you and the elves to have a prince like you. As long as you can continue to use your excellent abilities, I will be grateful to the mainland The future will be full of confidence."
Excellent ability? Are you talking about the ability to complain? You're talking about your ability to complain, right? ! Do I have any other abilities besides this?
Arturia's praise became more and more exaggerated. It didn't make me feel elated, but instead gave me a deep sense of crisis. The higher you hold it, the harder it falls. Everyone knows this truth. The best way to avoid this situation is to have the ability to carry a heavy load. Don't pretend to be fat.
"It is a wife's duty to assist her husband, so, Fan, please let me help you take the steps to become an excellent king."
Saying this, Artoria slowly raised the long sword in her hand, and a strong fighting spirit burst out from her petite body wrapped in a white wedding dress.
Hey, hey, I've said that I can't compete with an excellent king, and I don't want to be a king at all. My wish is to wait for death and live longer than the average life. That's enough. Wait, help me?
Seeing the heavy fighting spirit slowly emanating from the white wedding dress, my brain couldn't turn around.
What does Arturia mean? Is she planning to stand with me, have a husband and wife union, and give each of these annoying elves a one-way travel ticket to Mars?
However, this doesn't seem to have much to do with what she just said, does it?
Suddenly, my head was filled with questions.
"Drizzt, now do you know the difference between you and Fan?"
Arturia turned around, looked directly at Drizzt with a cold gaze like the moon, and asked majestically.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Drizzt lowered his head deeply.
"After you get back, you and the rest of you can go to Elder Arlandan to receive your punishment.
"Yes."
Hundreds of elves looked frustrated, but in front of Artoria's majesty, they still instinctively responded loudly in unison.
"Then, Fan, please let me fulfill my duties as a wife."
After teaching the group of elves, Artoria turned around with a faint and gentle smile. The girlish charm that Wang showed in that moment made thousands of people in the audience hold their breath for a moment. For fear of breaking this precious beauty.
And her upright behavior, which did not hide her feelings at all, made Drizzt on the side look at her.
To fulfill the duties of a wife?
I swallowed a sip of saliva. Although I knew that Artoria was definitely not expressing that meaning, I was helpless as an otaku, and my imagination was too wild.
When I opened my mouth wide and my imagination expanded infinitely, Artoria turned around and faced me. She lightly paused the two-handed sword in her hand. Her originally serious expression became more solemn and solemn, facing me. With a serious expression and a graceful face, Artoria spoke slowly.
"Van, let me replace Drizzt and the others. I will become your opponent."
"ha,,?!!"
For a moment, I suspected that my ears were hearing hallucinations, and I felt like this.
Voice.
What did Artoria just say? She wanted to say that she would fight with me and jointly deal with the evil group called Drizzt. That was right. She was just nervous for a moment and bit her tongue, so she said it wrong. That was right. After all, she was a idiot. King Mao, there is nothing that can be done about such a mistake.
There were hundreds of other elves, including Drizzt. The audience in the audience who heard Artoria's words also showed dull expressions. It seemed that she never expected that Artoria would make such an unexpected decision.
"Your Majesty, what are you talking about?"
Drizzt reacted first, and couldn't help but ask in a voiceless voice. This was an incident that he had not expected and did not want to see happen.
"Drizzt, are you doubting your own judgment?"
Artori spoke up, without even looking at Drizzt. She didn't want something like this to happen unless she was told to do so. After all, this was a wedding, no matter how natural it was in some aspects. Arturia also knew it very well. At a wedding, especially such a highly anticipated wedding, it is ridiculous no matter how you look at it, for a husband and wife to confront each other.
But, for Fan. My husband can establish benevolence, righteousness and prestige. For the sake of mortals, my husband can carry out the great path of being a king. These prices are both what I and the poisonous elves can afford.
Me: Mr.…”
Although I don’t know what Artoria is thinking about now. But look at her eyes shining as she looks at him. The whole person is shining with the great and dazzling brilliance and determination of the sun. You can know that she is definitely risking some unrealistic things in her heart, such as transforming the dead house into a superman, spider girl, big wood, iron arms, etc. Dangerous ideas.
"But" King, please think again
Drizzt didn't know Artoria's true thoughts. It was obvious that he was anxious to stop the absurd behavior of a husband and wife fighting at such a highly anticipated wedding, considering the serious consequences it would bring to the elves.
"Why. Drizzt, do you think this king is not as powerful as you?"
Arturia finally stopped having endless delusions in her mind. The sparkling eyes returned to normal, and he looked at Drizzt with a majestic gaze and asked.
"of course not"
Drizzt quickly lowered his head and responded.
Artoria is the number one master of the entire young generation of the elves. This is something that even a three-year-old elf knows. There is no reason why she is not the number one master. Putting on that artifact suit, even if the owner is fat and has no fighting ability. Only a clever dead otaku can become the number one master of the elves as long as he can take advantage of the properties of the artifact suit, not to mention the extremely excellent and possessing the most precious and noble special profession of the elves, the King of Knights, the professional Arturia. .
And insiders like Drizzt know that although Artoria, as the king, does not have much time to practice and improve her own strength due to her many family affairs, even so, with the elven artifact set With extremely perfect talents, their king also possesses such powerful strength that he can defeat masters in the pseudo-field.
"That is to say. As long as Fan can defeat me, everyone can be convinced. Do you think I am right, Drizzt?"
"Yes, it is. Her Majesty the Queen, if Your Excellency Fan can defeat you, Her Majesty the Queen, then it will be due to his strength and determination. There is no doubt that it will be recognized by all tribesmen. "
The rapid development of the situation has made Drizzt's mind go blank, and now he is only answering Alto Miya's questions based on instinct.
"So. Do you have any other questions?"
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell from Artoria's tone that she was really angry with Drizzt.
"Yes. Her Majesty the Queen, I have no doubts. Once the matter is over, I will immediately report my guilt to the Great Elder."
Drizzt's tone was surprisingly calm. He fully understood that the current bad situation was entirely due to his own immaturity, so even if he received the death penalty, it would be a shame to die.
"That's good; you can catch up later and verify it with your own eyes.
After saying this, Artoria no longer paid attention to Drizzt and the hundreds of elves who had already made up their mind, and fell into a huge whirlpool of self-blame.
"Wait. Artoria"
I couldn't help but look at Arturia who looked serious, and I didn't know what to say for a moment.
After contacting her before and after, I was finally able to understand some of the entire, powerless decision-making process in her mind.
He is the strongest among the younger generation and is very confident to challenge Drizzt and the others. He is more convincing and can convince more people. He implements his husband's concept of being an excellent king.
Well, how to describe this kind of thinking? For example, the heart is like a lion! ! The lion is hungry, so he has to fill his stomach; ah! ! The rabbits on the other side of the river are the best to catch, so swim there; ah! ! What a tragedy, I encountered a crocodile,
so.
It's so showy, straightforward, and forthright that it makes me aware of another side of Artoria that is deeply hidden and cannot be exposed.
So I said it at the beginning, the stupid golden hair on the top of her head. It's definitely not there without any reason.
Of course, as the second culprit who could have managed to make things big and trivial with my usual mix-and-fuck style, but because I was bored and wanted to beat someone up on a whim, and finally let things develop to this point, I have to complain about myself. You deserve it for being a bitch!
The development of the matter has exceeded everyone's expectations. Hundreds of thousands of onlookers below were in a chaotic mess, and the noisy sound covered the entire Crystal Tree Square, spreading like this. After spreading the word, the blazing spirit of gossip ignited among the crowd. In this way, the battle between Arturia and I has become a fact that cannot be turned back.
Soon, Elder Leman wiped the sweat from his forehead and rushed up with more than a dozen soldiers. After discussing with Alto and I for a while, he felt that the matter was irreversible, so he could only fight on the premise of fighting. Make some decisions.
Finally, the matter was decided. Finally, Elder Lyman took out the magic loudspeaker and coughed loudly at a volume that could cover up the noise in the entire square, attracting everyone's attention.
"Ahem. Fellow tribesmen and guests from afar. I believe you already know what happened. I won't repeat it again. Now please listen to me.
The countermeasures we discussed are very simple. It can't be avoided. We can't live up to Artoria's "good intentions". Let's fight. The question is where. It can't be started right away. If we really want to fight here, If you get up, go to the audience. More than 80% of the elven civilians may be left in the battle. Counted.
In short, for a battle of this level, a strong and safe arena is necessary, and the elves are not without such methods. But it cannot accommodate hundreds of thousands of people watching. It cannot even accommodate tens of thousands of adventurers other than civilians. Therefore, the main decision for everyone is to witness the battle. Since we can't all witness it, it's okay to just pay more attention to the details of each race and Drizzt's hundreds of troublemakers who took the lead to know the result. .
This is what Elder Lyman wants to express to the audience now, but he wants to convince the audience. Especially those adventurers with the soul of Bagua burning, and especially the adventurers from the alliance with the most powerful Bagua soul, it is really not easy at all.
The elves are not so bad. After all, as an elder, Lyman had to give up some face. Soon, most of the long-eared people settled down and acquiesced in Elder Lyman's decision. However, thousands of alliance adventurers were not happy. Who is Lyman? ah? I do not recognize.
"Elder Fan. Look
Seeing that the adventurers on the Alliance side were getting more and more noisy, and Lyman was unable to communicate with them anyway, he couldn't help but turn around. Look at me with troubled eyes. "
"I'll give it a try. But I'm not confident whether I can convince these guys.
He gave a wry smile in return. No one here can understand these rebellious adventurers better than me. Even if Akara comes, they may not be able to pacify them if they are upset, so I have to carefully consider my lines. Well, try to soften your tone. , everyone has something to discuss.
Taking the magic loudspeaker from Elder Leman, he suppressed the desire to sing a song in front of everyone and coughed a few times. Leave those Alliance adventurers in peace.
Ahem. Brothers and sisters, thank you very much for your support, but,"
Looking at the alliance adventurers who fell silent for a moment in the audience, Elder Lyman nodded with satisfaction and thought to himself. Elder Fan's prestige in the alliance is higher than he thought. It seems that the great elder and Her Royal Highness the Queen do not overestimate him.
"What a shame, you guys!! We are fighting as a couple and you are just joining in the fun!! Otherwise, next time you go to the women's street to play, find someone to keep an eye on you and see what it feels like?" !”
The next moment, a huge roar poured into his ears, which made Elder Lehman, who was nodding in approval with a smile, almost lose his legs and fall.
The alliance adventurers in the audience were quiet for a moment, and then there was a burst of ambiguous laughter. The men were booing and the women were shy. There is only a large group of innocent and lovely elves, looking at me and you with incomprehensible eyes. They have little contact with human beings and still cannot understand what a women's street is.
"In that case. Then we won't disturb Elder Fan's enjoyment."
"Elder Fan. I wish you good luck!!"
"Elder Fan. Show off my man's majesty!!"
"Elder Fan. Don't lose, hahaha."
This was the booing of a large group of male adventurers, and then the group of female adventurers, mainly female Rogge, with their shy and coquettish voices like silver bells.
"Pervert Heart!!"
"shameless!!"
"Elder Fan. I want to report to Lord Vilas."
Only the last one should spare me. When I heard the last sentence with a smile on my face, my legs softened and I almost slipped off the stage.
Seeing the embarrassed look on my face, the adventurers in the audience laughed even more.
Smile laugh. Why are you laughing? Do you have to force me to remember the shaking of the tiger's body? He glared at the adventurers in the audience with embarrassment. Feeling that the elder had lost his face, I quickly urged Elder Lyman to lead the way.
Anyway. Finally got those guys to calm down.
"Oh, hehe. Elder Fan is really good at it. Along the way, Elder Leman's gentle voice came from the front.
"It's funny. Let you see how embarrassed I am."
I lowered my head in frustration and responded casually. I was thinking about when I could have a good time with these adventurers, especially the ones who made the most noise. I remembered their appearance. Well, how about I do it? I got some memory crystals from the miser for the first time. Record the whole process of their going to the women's street and make the first Mao Yi in the Dark Continent.
"Fan, you are too modest."
Arturia, who was walking beside me, turned her head and looked at me seriously.
"I think. It's your most amazing ability."
"Is it? Is your ability as a comedian on stage? In a sense, it is indeed very amazing, maybe, haha,, ahahaha,,
After receiving Artoria's fair offer, I turned my head. In a position where no one could see him, Feng Du raised his head and burst into tears.
"Fan, I want to ask you a question."
Never knew. Arturia was still a curious baby, so I wiped the corners of my eyes, and I turned around and gave her a smile that said, "If you have anything, just ask, I'll keep it safe and tell you everything I know."
What exactly is a “fan” women’s street? I can't understand why your words make those adventurers so happy. I think this word is very crucial. "
Arturia asked seriously.
Suddenly, Elder Lyman in front of him turned his face slightly, and his usually gentle eyes now bulged like goldfish, with messages of fear and panic mixed in them. Then from a very hidden angle, he conveyed something like a message to me. His eyes were as sharp as a thousand-year-old ice blade, and he had a terrifying expression that said, "If you dare to tell the truth, I will kill you."
"This,,,haha,,this
At the same time, facing Elder Lyman’s murderous gaze and Artoria’s curious gaze, besides giggling, I also giggled, “We are so different from each other,” and the spy framed us for committing adultery.
