not good! ! "
Just as the old drunkard's heart exploded, the maid's scream suddenly came.
"The toilet was knocked open. A big hole."
The screaming maids had expressions on their faces that were at a loss, or that they couldn't laugh or cry. They were looking at the companions of the perpetrator in such a troubled manner. At least in their eyes, the old drunkard and the short winter melon came in together and drank together, that is, they were companions. undoubtedly.
This was really the first time they had encountered such a thing.
The bar at Adventureland. Most of the guests are adventurers, and these adventures often involve guys with bad tempers or people who don't like each other. Therefore, there is never a shortage of trouble in the bar of Adventurer's Paradise.
Of course, these guys still have a sense of proportion, knowing that the wooden bar cannot withstand their tossing, and even if they cause trouble, it will only be a small fuss. Otherwise, if the league's punishment regulations come down, it's no joke. Like me, the old drunkard, and Sister Sharna, we would demolish the entire bar at every turn, and they would all target the same bar, throughout the Dark Continent. They are all rare to see.
On the other hand, the maids working in the Adventurer Paradise bar must be carefully selected young and beautiful girls. Of course, in line with this, their high salaries are enough to support the entire family, and these maids will need to be hired after they are hired. The first thing to learn is how to deal with trouble caused by adventurers.
Therefore, these maids in front of them are very experienced in how to deal with the chaos in various bars. However, this is the first time they have encountered adventurers like Muradin who used urine to escape, so they were also temporarily confused. .
A proud adventurer. He actually uses urine escape, a shameless method that only a gangster would think of? Leave it to the past. This is something that these maids would never think about, but now it is happening in front of them.
This is because Muradin, an old melon, is really shameless and stingy to the extreme. Compared with all previous adventurers, he has to be much more shameless to do such a thing.
"Then why are you looking at me?"
Under the panicked gazes of more than a dozen bar maids, the old drunkard burped, and still took a sip of the half-filled jar of wine, then squinted his eyes and asked in a somewhat embarrassed tone. .
"My lord, your companion
A beautiful maid who leads the way. With a smile on his face, he gently stepped forward and saluted, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the old drunkard.
"What? Companion? When did I have a companion?"
The old drunk looked around pretending to be confused, interrupted the maid's words in a doubtful tone, and then his eyes suddenly became confused and melancholy. He raised his head and took a sip of wine, wiped his mouth, and his voice became hoarse and deep, as if in life. He said slowly, as if he had experienced some sad past that he could not bear to look back on.
"I am a prodigal and a drunkard who travels around the world. The only things that can accompany me are the sun, the moon, the stars and the grassland. The word companion is really too luxurious for me."
Well, grassland is a point of complaint. Old drunkard, you have exposed your base!
"But
The maid had a big mouth and didn't know what to say for a moment. She probably didn't expect that the guy in front of her who was so good at telling lies and pretending to be an outsider could actually have the shame and urinary escape. A comparison.
Most adventurers in the outer area. Everyone was watching the show with great interest. No one knew the character of the old drunkard better than these adventurers who had been familiar with the bad deeds and behavior of the old drunkard since they were students in the camp. Therefore, most people cast sympathetic eyes on the maid.
If you want to dig money out of Rogge's stingy pocket, let alone these little maids, even the alliance's great elder Akara, who is as wise as the sea, will probably have to rack his brains.
The five jars of fine wine Muradin drank, as well as the repair costs for the damaged bar, must have been paid for by the bar itself. No, even the share that Elder Kasha drank. Maybe she is thinking about what to do now. Deny it, some adventurers with a clear heart have already thought of this possibility.
In fact, Kasha is also thinking about this idea now. As Rogge's second stingy, how can she allow Muradin to escape and collect debts on his own, but she must pay obediently?
This is a battle that puts her Rogge Second Stingy faith and will on the line! !
Although I don’t know why, the old drunkard seems to be on fire.
In the lounge of Finny's secret room. I was looking at the scene outside, thinking about when I should go out and stop this guy. It would be better if there were all alliance adventurers around. Anyway, everyone knows the virtues of the old drunkard, and it doesn't matter how embarrassing he is.
The problem is that there are not only adventurers from the alliance, but also adventurers from other races who gathered in Kurast because of the marriage between the two races. A few of them happen to be in the bar and are paying attention to this farce. In this case, they cannot ignore it. Although I know that the bad nature of the old drunkard will be exposed sooner or later, but at least I don't want to cut it off at such a critical moment.
Just at this moment, Oona walked in with slightly hasty steps. Although this civilian maid still didn't know the identity of the old drunkard, she probably already knew my identity from Feini. He probably thought of me as an alliance elder. You can come forward to mediate, and then rush to ask for help.
In fact, this smart little maid did have such an idea. When she asked for help, I just thought of a good idea.
So, after a while. While Kasha was still using her drunken brain, thinking about how to eat the King's meal. Oona, with a smile on her face, slowly walked out of the inner area.
"It's Sister Ona,"
Oona's appearance immediately caused the dozen or so bewildered young maids to look for guidance, and all the wise men gathered around Concubine Liu. "This great wise man,"
Oona comes to Kasha. After giving a gentle salute, Kasha was also stunned by the breath of aristocratic young lady like a spring breeze, of course. That's just for the high quality of the barmaids. Just stunned for a moment. After all, this kind of maid is nowhere to be seen in Rogge.
"What's the matter? I'm thinking about a big thing, don't disturb me if you have nothing to do." Kasha asked with a dignified face as he coughed lightly.
"That" an adult asked me to give this to you. "
Oona had a warm smile on her face. Holding a piece of paper in both hands, he handed it over gently.
"oh?!"
With a surprised response, the old drunkard opened the note nonchalantly, his casual expression quickly turning into a defeated one.
There was only one short line written on the note.
If you dare to disgrace the alliance here. Just wait until you go back to get your prohibition order.
"It's not wrong!!"
After staying for a while, the old drunkard suddenly held his head and let out a mournful cry.
"He can write so ugly. It's definitely that guy, which means this note can't be a fake, you bastard!!"
I:"
Tia:
Do you still want to complain about me at this point? Hey, old drunkard, it turns out you are also coveting my throne as the Tucao Emperor. Women really shouldn’t be underestimated.
I hung Erlang's legs. The index finger gently rubbed his chin, and in the shadow that hid half of his face, he revealed a controlled and charming smile.
"Wow, Fanfan seems to be the boss of the bad guys." The little girl Tia on the side said:
"Just say it casually. The writing is very boss-like."
"The same complaints are of no use to the Saints."
There was a "pop" sound. The force net made the little girl let out a wail and landed the knife on the opponent's forehead.
"What about that guy? Where did the guy who wrote the note to you go?"
As if suddenly realizing something, Kasha suddenly grabbed Oona's shoulders and shook her.
"Yes" I'm sorry, the gentleman said, in order to avoid being borrowed money by strange guys, he had already left. "
Under the pressure of the old drunkard's sudden burst of momentum because of money, Oona recounted what I said with difficulty.
"Damn it, I didn't expect to be caught by this brat."
The old drunkard seemed to have anticipated this possibility, and let go of Oona in frustration. He lowered his head and murmured with regret.
Someone famous said. Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that there will be no reward. The time has not yet come. Now, it is time for the old drunkard to pay the price for the viciousness she has accumulated in the past.
I had a panoramic view of everything in the secret room. Seeing the old drunkard in a dilemma at this moment, I was already laughing from ear to ear.
However. Just when things were getting interesting, something unexpected happened.
Feini, who was so tragic and had been cruelly treated by Oona, was staggering down the stairs, mumbling something.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"""It's so painful to sing, Oona" became more and more annoying. I’m almost more powerful than my cousin.”
Say something like this. It sounds a bit weird no matter how you hear it. At first glance, it seems to be a very ambiguous cheating relationship, but if you explain it carefully, you can explain it carefully. But it always gives people the feeling that something is wrong. Anyway, I left feeling very subtle.
Of course, the most important thing now is that Finny's appearance and being captured by the old drunkard made the whole thing originally interesting. Becoming bored.
"Let's go."
He sighed helplessly. After leaving a corresponding amount of gold coins on the table, I waved to Tia.
"Why, don't you want to watch it?"
The little girl opened her bright eyes wide and looked at me, full of doubts.
"No, it's over. Nothing to see."
I shook my head. No matter what. I didn't expect that Feini would appear at such a time, of course, it's not incomprehensible. After all, he is the tragedy emperor, who appears in time when necessary in tragic situations. Isn't that her mission?
When Tia and I left the back door of the bar, we vaguely felt the terrifying aura of the old drunkard, like the arrival of the devil. It enveloped the entire Green Forest Bar, as if it had condensed into a huge black ferocious devil in the sky. Then he stretched out his claws towards Fini, who was shivering in the corner.
"No, no!!! Geez!"
Following this, Feini's wailing sounds could be heard intermittently.
Wan Zhuo is gone. Feeney, you are synonymous with tragedy.
"In other words, there is another guest at home."
When I got home in the evening, I said to Kane who was still sorting out the information with a wry smile, feeling slightly apologetic. It was obviously his own marriage, but he couldn't help at all. And let this old man with a gray beard worry about it from beginning to end.
"Oh oh oh. Isn't this our little princess Tia? Wu Ke has brought back an incredible person."
Kane raised his head from the book notes and greeted with a smile.
"Grandpa Kane, long time no see."
The little girl Tia didn't know when she became so familiar with Kane. She took a few steps forward, took Kane's hand and started acting coquettishly. The emotion that came from the heart, and showed from her clear and innocent eyes, was like a granddaughter's emotion. It made the smile on Kane's face even more loving.
If you think about it carefully, Kane's ancestors were originally from the Hora Pok clan, and he has always regarded himself as a Hora Pok clan. It is not surprising that the relationship between the two is so harmonious.
By the way. Why did Tia appear here? It was because he accidentally exposed the fact that he had a den in Kurast to this little girl on the way. As a result, Tia Tou had to clamor to live here, and he had a good reputation. No matter how comfortable the hotel is, it is said. Hello Fan family.
Seeing that the little girl is so discerning, I had no choice but to reluctantly agree. Anyway, there is already Kane living in the house, and there is also the big trouble of the old drunkard. Another little trouble, Tia, is just a small trouble to me. It's like scratching an itch.
"By the way, Wu. Don't forget that the representatives of the elves will be here tomorrow." Kane didn't forget to remind me when I was doing it.
"I got it, Grandpa Kane, just rest assured. In contrast, I think it's better for you to keep an eye on the old drunkard."
I had already secretly made up my mind to try not to let Kane worry too much, but I suddenly thought of the old drunkard. He couldn't help but remind him.
"Don't worry. I know that a lot of things happened in the Green Forest Bar today. I'm recording it."
Speaking of old drunkards. Kane's face suddenly became terrifying, and the last few words seemed to pop out from between his teeth. The coldness finally allowed me to see his majestic side as an elder.
Old drunkard, take care of yourself.
I secretly blessed this guy who didn't deserve sympathy.
Dinner was still at Lal's house, but there was no choice. Princess Sanwu, Vilas and Linya didn't come with them. Although I don’t know how good Kane and Tia’s skills are, I don’t think there is any need to try it. It’s like facing a pile of gems and an unknown dark treasure box that obviously exudes a dangerous atmosphere. As long as you are a normal person, Will choose the pile of gems wisely.
It was not until late at night that the old drunkard took a staggering step, as if he had fallen into a barrel. Exuding a strong and pungent smell of alcohol, he staggered back three times.
"You guy. Shouldn't you be clearing your debts again?"
I pinched my nose. She asked, looking at this guy with disgust, using the gold coins she had defrauded from Lar. It was simply not enough to support her hanging out in the bar for such a long time.
"Talent,, it's not, on the contrary, my lord." Sir Benkasha, I didn't spend a penny, ah ha ha ha."
As he said this, the drunkard laughed very proudly.
"Then, could you please tell me, the respected Lord Kasha, how to do it so that I can drink until now without spending any money and without paying off the debt?"
Looking at Kane's sharp gaze in the darkness at the door, I prayed for the old drunkard again in my heart, and then put more force behind her to push this guy to the end of the abyss.
"That" is not simple yet
Of course the drunken old drunkard couldn't refuse my flattery and immediately made her bad behavior public.
"Which of the adventurers here doesn't know Lord Benkasha? Just ask them to invite you, haha."
So that's it. It turns out that you went to have a drink. Master Kasha, you are really moral. You are just like a certain moral witch with 100,000 yuan.
I looked at Kasha, who was still laughing proudly, and then at the shadow of the door where Kane was throwing his gaze. With a sharper gaze, he suddenly felt that this might be the last time in his life that the old drunkard would laugh to his heart's content.
Congratulations, our Lord Kasha, you have taken another solid step towards prohibition.
Ignoring this old drunkard and returning to the room, I finally remembered something. The little guy who had been forgotten by him couldn't help but take out the necklace from his chest. Shake hard, once, twice, three times."
Finally, under continuous violent shaking. A certain luminous ghost was shaken out from the necklace with a bang. It kept its pretty face down on the floor with its buttocks raised in an awkward posture. It fell to the ground, and its long moonlight hair was scattered all over the floor. .
"
While making a pitiful cry, he sat up from the floor while holding his numb nose. The ghost suddenly jumped up as if he finally realized something.
"Who, who is actually attacking this saint? I know it. It must be you, a little coquettish fox. You are very good at it. You actually chose this critical moment when this saint's Fist of the North Star is about to be perfected. He is indeed my old enemy and should not be underestimated."
"No, I think you have gone crazy."
I looked at this little saint with a headache, shouting and screaming, looking quite cute and exuding a dangerous aura. I was wondering if she had been practicing her boxing skills since this morning. Now, never get over it.
"Huh huh, that's too careless. Even if I don't have great success, it would be easy for this holy lady to keep being a fox to you."
As a result, tragedy had already struck me the moment I made a sound. I had completely fallen into the boxing ring mode, treating all living beings around me as the little ghost of the little fox Lucia, and let out a sweet scream. By the time I reacted, an attack net composed of countless delicate little fists had already enveloped me.
"Beidou One Seven Death Star Points!".
"Holy shit!!"
Under the dark night sky of Kurast, there was a powerful scream, accompanied by the screams of a certain tragic man, making it even more eerie and terrifying.
Early the next morning. Kane, who had gotten up early and was sitting in the hall busy with something unknown, couldn't help showing a surprised expression when he saw me sitting down, rubbing my eyes.
"Wu, what's going on on your face?"
"It's nothing. I was nervous about getting married and didn't sleep well all night.
Covering the dark eye sockets that were still aching, I made a random excuse and added "It's weird" at the end.
Little Ghost, that little idiot, is really merciless at all, but with this strength and skill, maybe he can really bring a little trouble to the little fox. Could it be that this Holy Girl of Tucao was born with boxing? The soul of the hand?
Just after breakfast, the representatives of the elves had already arrived.
"Elder Leman, long time no see."
Diao Ran had already expected it, but when I saw the envoy representative in front of me, I was heartbroken... Xiao Xiao was a little surprised. Then smile.
Acquaintances, acquaintances are good.
"Elder Fan, I have been looking forward to this day."
Elder Lyman smiled. With the elegant etiquette unique to elves, he saluted me and responded with a pun.
Behind him were several elves shrouded in black robes, faintly exuding powerful aura, it seemed. The current chaotic situation in Kurast forced the elves to keep a low profile. The entire envoy only had Elder Lyman and a few guards.
"Fanfan, are you leaving? Are you leaving? The little girl Tia stuck her head out and said excitedly.
"Who is this,"
Elder Lyman looked at Tia, who was wearing a sexy hunter costume, and his head was a little confused. This is of course, Ren Sui saw Tia dressed like this. She will never be even remotely connected with the Horadric clan, known as the clan of mages.
"This is the representative of the Horadric tribe, the little princess of the Horadric tribe, my friend Ti
Looking at Elder Leman's face, which always maintained a gentle smile, there was a look of surprise. I couldn't help but introduce it with a little pride.
"It turns out that he is a representative of the Horadric clan. How disrespectful. I am the elder of the Elf clan, Lyman Eniaris Indes Belair, Collylem."
Elder Lehmann bowed seriously to the little girl Tia and made some remarks in passing. I didn't expect his full name to be so provocative. It was indeed a wise thing to call him Elder Lyman from the beginning.
"Hello, Grandpa Lyman. I am Tia, the representative of the Horadric clan."
Tia also bowed politely. It was hard to tell that this little girl had such a polite side.
However, don’t you think the smiles of the two people are a bit weird?
Looking at Elder Lehmann with an elegant smile, and then at Tia with an innocent and bright smile, I always felt that there was a strange atmosphere brewing in the air.
"Magic, race."
Seeing my confused look, Kane whispered in my ear.
After thinking about it, I immediately understood what Kane meant.
The history of the elves is much longer than that of humans. As the former masters of the Dark Continent, they claim that their tribe is the birthplace of the current magic system of the Dark Continent. No one can refute this.
And the Horadric clan. After the rise of mankind, the Carbon Peak, which symbolizes human magic, is located, any mage. Anyone who bears the honor of the Horadric clan will be respected as a master. One can imagine what kind of glory and dignity the Horadric clan represented during the glorious period of human magic.
These two representatives of powerful magicians who represented the splendor of different eras met at this moment. It was not surprising that some sparks would come out of the friction between their respective prides.
but. Little girl Tia is not naturally aggressive, and Elder Lyman is not the kind of childish boy who shouts and competes to see who is the strongest. This weird atmosphere lasted for a while, but when the two of them said something Disappeared in a chuckle.
Soon, the Lal family who came after hearing the news also came over.
"suddenly
Lal patted my shoulder hard and wanted to say something. His eyes turned to Elder Lehman not far away, and finally he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear.
"You guys, don't really be confused by that Elf Queen."
"Don't worry. Don't you still believe in Sarah's charm? I'm already fascinated by her." I gave a thumbs up to Lar.
"That's right, my Sarah is the most beautiful woman in the Dark Continent." Lal responded triumphantly, looking much more relaxed.
It can be seen that this guy wants to join in the fun. After all, this kind of event is rare in thousands of years, and he can do it when he is old. He was proud to tell his descendants that he had experienced such a thing and had died without regrets.
But since Sarah won't go. Of course, as a father, he had to stay with his lost daughter without hesitation and give her a good hug. Therefore, the eyes of the two barbarian brothers also became pitiful. If the eldest brother didn't go, of course the two younger brothers had to accompany him. Stayed.
Come to Sarah. Gently stroking her long pink hair, this little loli raised her head and looked at me, smiling sweetly. Her stunning charm was so beautiful that it was difficult to describe it in words, but it could be seen that there was still something in her smile. Lost and worried.
"Don't worry. I love my little baby Sarah the most, and I will never set a sight on that elf queen."
My heart ached. I took this stunning little loli into my arms, kissed her gently, and then added after thinking about it.
"In fact. The most likely thing is that the other party made the decision a few steps ahead of me, and will never take a look at me like this."
Rubbing his nose in embarrassment. Sarah couldn't help but burst into laughter again, a pure and transparent smile that came from the heart.
Then, this little loli gently attached to my ear, revealing the sweet fragrance of a girl, and spoke softly.
"Brother. Come back soon, and then" do lewd things with Sarah. "
After finishing speaking. This little loli was really seducing me in public, her cheeks turned red from shame, she lowered her head and took off my arms, and hid behind Aunt Lisa.
Recently, has this little loli become more and more bold? He even said this. She dared to say it quietly in such an occasion, but it could be seen that she still felt a little worried before she mustered up the courage. To commit such a bold act is simply out of character for her.
This friendship. I will always remember it.
Under everyone's incomprehensible gaze, I once again glanced at Sarah who was hiding behind Aunt Lisa and didn't dare to come out. Together with Elder Lyman's team, they disappeared into the long street.
