"Speaking of which, you are really a ****."
As he got closer, he saw the small red brick villa gradually appearing in the night, decorated with green vines and spider plants, revealing a quiet and peaceful beauty in the dark night. The old drunkard couldn't help but stare.
Although the villas in Kurast Harbor are far inferior to those in Lugaoyin due to geographical environment problems. But a villa like this is considered an extremely high-end villa in the whole of Kurast, regardless of its geography, materials or shape. It's impossible to buy it without a hundred thousand gold coins. The old drunkard's jealousy is not unreasonable.
Of course, the contributions of Vilas and Princess Sanwu are also indispensable. When Caiwang bought it, this villa still felt "bare".
"It's not that I can't understand your jealousy, but if you want to take advantage of this momentum to cause some damage to my house, then wait until you quit the bar."
I seemed to see through the looking around that the old drunkard was showing now. He looked at the other party with a sneaky look and said.
"Look, look, Wu boy, what are you talking about? Am I, Kasha, that kind of person? Ahaha" Ahahaha,"
Showing a slight exclamation of surprise after being exposed, the old drunkard wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and laughed.
"You look like that from top to bottom, inside and out."
Kai Yi next to me made a sharp complaint before me.
"There is no way, that's why good people don't live long. A kind-hearted person will always have his good intentions misunderstood by others. Of course, I can understand being kind. What's wrong is not the human heart, but the dangers of this world, ah."
The old drunkard covered his heart and pretended to be stabbed. He used an exaggerated tone from a stage play and said incomplete lines copied from an unknown book. At the end, he said disgustingly "Ah, my heart" He said, ah, your sister.
Kane and I were completely in no mood to complain about this guy, so we left the old drunkard who was still showing off his culture and stepped into the villa first.
"Oh, it's not bad."
Entering inside, as the magic lamps are lit, the bright and spacious layout suddenly appears in front of you.
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The last time I was here was after the tournament, when I accompanied the four of them to Kurast for training. I stayed there for a few months. I didn’t expect it to be quite clean inside, although there were no To the point of being spotless when Willas was there. But there is absolutely no problem with housing people.
Presumably, Aunt Lisa would come over from time to time to clean up. After Lar and the others left for their training, Aunt Lisa was bored here. It seems that she will have to think more about this mother-in-law's problem in the future to see if she can do anything for her. She applied for the right to use the remote transmission station, so that Aunt Lisa could freely travel between the two places, meet her husband and daughter, and not be lonely.
Anyway, the optimization of the remote teleportation magic circle is now nearing completion, and the consumption and procedures of teleportation have been reduced to unprecedented levels, just because various possible problems have been taken into consideration. The use of the remote teleportation station was not announced to the outside world.
After taking a shower and changing into pajamas, Kane was holding a quill in the hall. He didn't know what he was recording. When he saw me coming out, he immediately called me over and told me about the various events after arriving at the elves. Kind of precautions.
The grudges between elves and humans can be traced back to tens of thousands or even more than 100,000 years ago, which is far longer than the war history of the invasion of hell forces. This time, it can be said that both humans and elves are under the pressure of the hell clan. Next, for the first time in tens of thousands of years, they tried to contact each other and cooperate with each other.
In order to achieve this goal, the most important link lies in this wedding, so this mission can be said to be crucial and will definitely go down in history.
"Dark Continent: On such and such a day in such and such a year, Wu Fan, the elder of the Adventurer Alliance, and the Queen of the Elf Tribe, that, so and so, were married on the World Tree in the capital of the elves, and fought for the Dark Continent. The Infernal Invasion opens a new chapter in history.
Records such as this will definitely be recorded by countless races and countless great scholars. Record it in your own notes and compile it into history. Become one of the turning points in history.
Therefore, if there is any joke at this wedding, there is no doubt that you will definitely become a bright spot in the history books, a very dazzling bright spot. After a few years, your descendants will probably be used as a bright spot by others. Record "praise" as much as you like.
I'm not worried about making a fool of myself. Anyway, with this old drunkard as my backup, at the critical moment, I can sacrifice her image to preserve my reputation. Although I don’t think this guy still has an image to speak of, this is the value of this guy’s existence. Of course, these Kane told me secretly in private.
Looking at the old drunkard's silly and cheerful look, he really thinks that he is the escort of this wedding, and he doesn't want to go to the elves. How could those face-loving elves put us in danger and put a shameful mark on ourselves in the history books?
What really stopped me for a while was my lack of awareness of the importance of this wedding.
Although I realized the importance of this decision as early as the moment I heard that Akara planned to marry me to the Elf Queen. It is about whether humans and elves can reconcile again and fight against the forces of hell together. It is even about the future of the Dark Continent. After all, humans and elves. It is one of the two largest races on the Dark Continent.
I realize the importance, but it still feels very far away. I don’t pay enough attention to special training. Just like in the original world, Hang, who is in junior high school, can deeply realize that the college entrance examination can determine his life, but he still holds on to muddle along. The mentality is like, "Ah, although it concerns my future life, I still have plenty of time. Let's wait until high school to talk about it."
Now, with Kane’s immersive explanation. I just felt the burden of carrying the entire continent on my shoulders. Maybe this wedding, one day in the future, will be hailed as a historic turning point for the Continental Alliance to defeat the forces of hell. And that person and I The Elf Queen and the marriage of the two continental twin stars are the two brightest points of light in this turning point.
As an ordinary me, my lifelong wish is to become a otaku who just eats and waits for death. My only requirement for myself is to live longer than the average lifespan. If I have other wishes, that is to save the universe with my singing. I hope that I can occasionally teach Princess Sanwu in terms of IQ, or I hope that the little ghost will not complain about me. How can I bear such a heavy responsibility?
All right. When I say this, I guess many people still don’t know enough about it. I will use Wu's original method to let you bastards know how to play sex again.
Hmm." Let me think about it. For example, a dead house that lives in a cramped and cluttered space of less than ten square meters, full of adult figurines, pornographic magazines, masterpieces from four societies, and moldy instant noodle buckets. One day, it happens. While I was lying on the garbage heap watching a Japanese romance action movie on a worn-out monitor, and doing something that was a waste of paper towels, wood pulp, and tree resources that was indignant to both humans and gods, suddenly the Chinese Dragon Group joined forces with the secret intelligence agencies of major countries such as the United States, the United Kingdom, France, and Germany. Everyone broke open the door in a panic, holding in their hands a magical girl ribbon sailor outfit and a transformation magic wand with a cute pink heart-shaped tip, as well as small accessories such as cute girl hairpins, which were still stained with white milk. The liquid on your hands lets you wear them all, and pats you on the shoulder with a solemn expression and tells you that the task of saving the world falls on you, like a hero.
Take a breath first.
That's roughly it. With my easy-to-understand explanation in my head, I finally understand it now, huh huh.
“And you, drunkard.
Seeing that I was bombarded with words by Kane, my eyes were blurred. The old drunkard who had just returned from the kitchen sneaked past the hall. Unexpectedly, he was spotted by Kane. He said hello and had to stand beside me obediently. Sitting. Continue to listen to Kane spend his money that day.
Three hours later, it was already late at night, and the two of us were relieved. When Kane said, "That's all for today," we fell on our backs and staggered back to our respective rooms.
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"Damn it, this soap is my place."
Seeing that the old drunkard dared to take advantage of the chaos and occupy the master room of the villa, I quickly stepped forward, kicked the two starry-eyed drunkards to the door of the guest room, and then walked in swaggeringly.
"Huha, I can finally take a good rest."
After locking the door tightly and securely. I immediately jumped into the soft big bed. If I want to talk about the difference between the master room and the guest room, apart from the size, the biggest difference is this soft big bed. I bought it specially from Lu Gaoyin and spent a lot of effort. Wan Wu painstakingly cleaned up his inventory before stuffing it down and taking it to Kurast. How can I let others sleep when I have accumulated my own sweat?
By the way, at that moment, anyone who mistook this ordinary big bed, which is soft and luxurious but does not have any other special functions, as a sexy big bed, a multi-mouth big bed, or a tame big bed, get out.
"Xiaofanwuhuhu"
The body just sank into the big bed. There was a sudden pressure on my back, said to be pressure. It was almost as light as a feather, resting on his back.
Whether it's the voice or the weight, I can immediately guess the identity of the other party.
"Aren't you asleep?"
He turned over and held the little saint's body in his arms, as soft and petite as a marshmallow. Smelling the familiar fragrance, I asked softly.
"This holy lady goes to sleep when she says she wants. She is a terrifying existence who wakes up when she says she wants.
The little guy rubbed me comfortably for a few times, wrapped his limbs around me like a koala hugging a tree, and then answered in a tone that was so proud that it made people think it was cute.
I don't think this is anything to be proud of.
"Finally" I can finally be with Xiaofan. "The little ghost took a deep breath and whispered softly in his ear like he was dreaming.
"Fool, don't we often get together in the camp?"
A gentle slap on the butt of my little saint who was smiling happily.
"It's different. Although it can be the same as now in the camp, the feeling is just different.
The little ghost murmured dissatisfiedly, thought for a moment, and suddenly chuckled warmly, tightening his arms and legs tightly.
"How great it would be if this could always happen from now on."
"fool,"
I murmured softly, barely holding back the sadness in my eyes, and hugged the little saint in my arms tighter.
I'm sorry, my holy lady. It is such a simple and beautiful wish, but I, the knight, cannot realize it for you.
According to the itinerary, on the third day after we arrive in Kurast, the elves will send a messenger to greet us. Could this be the legendary wedding messenger? Although I don’t know the customs here in the Dark Continent, I always think strange. There is always an unpleasant feeling of being "married off".
There is no other way, such a big armor can only be used when it is awkward, so he can only suppress his tears and act according to the customs here. I have been in contact with the elves several times, and I don’t have a big dislike for these long-eared guys, nor do I have a good impression. The impression in my heart only stays at "Hey, in fact, these mysterious and mysterious guys described in the book have nothing but appearance. Apart from being a bit more beautiful, she is not much different from humans."
Leave this matter aside for now. I started wandering around Kurast with my little ghost.
"Hey, why are there so many people suddenly?"
The little ghost who had originally decided to play hand in hand with me hid in her necklace and watched because of this sudden crowd. This little saint, who was so arrogant in front of me, suddenly turned around when she came to a crowded place. Just like the little girl who is afraid of strangers and hides behind her father to peek.
There are various races, elves and dwarves. Orcs. Oh, these groups of mages, are they the Horadric tribe? Although they are the same as humans, the only ones who can appear in groups of mages like cabbages in the market are the Horadric clan.
I was not surprised to see the elves at all, but these were sturdy dwarves who looked like rectangular tree stumps made of muscle lumps. There are also orcs with obviously bushy animal ears and animal tails. What is going on? When Hevilas and the others came here a few months ago, they couldn't see anyone. How could a few months pass so quickly? Kurast has transformed into an international metropolis?
Xiaofan, you are such an idiot. Do you think that the marriage between the Alliance and the Elf clan is a matter, and it is just a matter between the two clans? Of course these dwarf orcs are here for the wedding between you and the Elf Queen. This is a rare event in ten thousand years. "
The little ghost in the necklace. While staring at the strange things outside, he saw through my thoughts and taught me in a condescending and proud tone that only I could concise.
"Yes, what the Holy Lady said is absolutely true."
This time I was convinced by the leader's heart. I was bombarded by Kane's spirit for a few hours yesterday, but I didn't expect that it had just been a night. In the blink of an eye, I forgot the importance and grandness of this wedding. No wonder there is always a stick of stupid hair on my forehead.
No, wait! !
"In other words, each tribe will also send martial arts to participate? !!"
An important question suddenly occurred to me. He couldn't help but blurt out in surprise, and the voice that seemed abrupt even in the noise immediately attracted countless eyes. When he saw that the cloaked man who made the voice was the only one, his eyes gradually turned from surprise to pity.
, Fan, you have been pitied. "
The little ghost reminded me as if I was afraid that I wouldn't know.
"Whose fault is it that I should be pitied?!" I couldn't help but roar again!
As a result, the countless pity glances projected towards him seemed to have been forged by the blacksmith with the fusion of gems, and gained enhanced attributes.
Damn it, you have been tricked by this sinister saint again, just wait and see, I will suddenly shake you out of the necklace during the wedding." Just think about it this way.
"In other words, it will be like that?"
I lowered the brim of my cloak slightly and asked in a voice just enough to reach the necklace in my arms.
" "well! "
Representative of the werewolf tribe. It must be Chris, the fake smiling prince, speaking from the fox tribe. It's probably the popular little flirtatious fox.
The dwarf might be Muradin, or it might be his disdainful son Turadin, the current king of the dwarves. It depends on who can fight for the right to join. However, the virtues of father and son are not worthy of expectation from either of them.
The words of the Horadric tribe. Could it be that little girl Tia? It’s unlikely. Leave this kind of task to that little girl, hahaha
What a bad fate! !
The little ghost who just finished answering. She also suddenly realized that the representative of the fox tribe was probably her old enemy for thousands of years. The aura in the necklace suddenly became like it was emanating from a fierce boxer, and little ghosts were constantly emitting from it. " The sound of fighting and the roar of fists breaking through the air.
Forget it, it's still early for you, a little saint in her twenties, to fight against a little fox in her forties.
I have no intention of discouraging the little ghost, nor am I being partial to anyone, I am just telling the truth.
"Fanfan, Fanfan"
At this moment, accompanied by the youthful atmosphere that seemed to be suddenly illuminated by bright and bright sunshine, a girl's energetic voice sounded from the crowd that made my heart skip a beat.
Turning his head stiffly. I saw a petite figure, about a hundred meters away, jumping up in the crowded street, waving desperately towards me as it jumped into the air, and then fell down, raised, and waved. Fall, keep repeating, completely full of energy
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By the way, how did this little girl discover me? Separated by hundreds of meters and countless crowds, are the Horadric tribe police dogs?
A large group of mages slowly used their own power to separate the crowd. Even adventurers with bad tempers would not have the courage to challenge such a large group of mages. What's more, the power of these mages is quite gentle and polite.
Therefore, with the help of the mage. This energetic girl seems to have not changed at all, still wearing the tight leather outfit that perfectly accentuates her slender figure. Just like the beautiful daughter of an Orion family. With a dazzling girlish smile, she appeared in front of me
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