Inside the little black shop.
"Do you know why I called you here?"
Akara took a glass of refreshing water, placed it in front of me, and asked softly.
"Huh? Akala, where am I?"
The old drunkard looked at the refreshing water in front of me, pointed at himself unwillingly and asked Akara.
"Do you know why I called you here?"
Akara sat down, took a sip of the refreshing water, and smiled kindly.
I’ve already said “no”, why am I the only one who doesn’t have a share? Are you getting special treatment? It's not wrong to get special treatment, after all, I am also an elder like Wu Xiaozi! ! "
The old drunkard watched Akara drink water eagerly, then looked at the table, pointed at himself and said with tears.
"Eh, is that so? I thought Elder Kasha's drinking was enough. Does it turn out that he also needs to drink refreshing water?"
Akara, who was smiling and squinting his eyes, glanced at the old drunkard lightly.
"No, that's enough, I don't need it anymore."
Kasha looked at Akara’s smiling face. Wiping the cold sweat on her forehead, Amazon's instinct told her that if she answered yes at this time. Something very bad will happen.
"Well, that's good. Do you know why I called you here this time?"
Akara smiled slightly, vaguely showing a knowing expression towards Kasha, and continued to repeat his question,
"Isn't it just that Rogge's Bar has collapsed again? Anyway, it's a common occurrence for Mr. Wu."
The old alcoholic who feels differential treatment because of a small glass of refreshing water, who crosses his legs and picks his nostrils because of jealousy, looks at you with the eyes of the person who is the culprit of everything.
"Yes, it is a common thing for me, but for Elder Kasha, this is the first time. I am right."
Following Akara's example, I calmly took a sip of the refreshing water. I glanced at the jealous old drunkard with a smile, and a sharp light flashed out of the corner of my eye.
"You can eat random things, but you can't say random words. Otherwise, even if we are all elders, I will accuse you of false accusations."
After stretching out a hand from the river and dragging the old drunkard into the water, she immediately entered the pretending mode, looked around, and whistled with a evasive expression.
"Really? When a certain elder rose up at that time, he shouted loudly, you bastard, just disappear together with this shabby bar for Lord Benkasha, but many people heard this
I said slowly and calmly, which was in sharp contrast to the old drunkard next to me who was dripping cold sweat like rain on his forehead.
"Aha, ahaha. Is this happening? Why don't I remember it? By the way, this must be a dream. I am sleepwalking."
Seeing that there are enough witnesses, it is inevitable to escape. The old drunkard immediately blamed sleepwalking for all his faults, just like a murderer who lies about being mentally ill.
"Hmph!" So shameless!
"Dang!" The brat wants to fight me, but it's a hundred years early!
The two men glared at each other like a bullfight.
"Okay, okay, I've heard the reason. There's something wrong with both of you this time.
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Like a kind old lady sitting on the threshold basking in the sun, Akara held a wooden cup in both hands, blowing on the hot air, gently lowering her head and sipping. After listening to our quibbles, she slowly spoke.
"but
After saying this in a gentle manner, Akara's tone took on a serious tone, and her pale eyes looked directly at the old drunkard, causing her to say "Huh" in panic.
He has always been a lawless old drunkard. The only thing I'm afraid of is Akala, the old fox.
"The fault this time is mainly yours."
After Akara said this, the old drunkard immediately lowered his head in dejection, as if he was submissive to the law.
"I originally wanted you to convey the news to Wu this time, but I didn't expect you to go to the bar and sell the news without permission." Akara sighed helplessly.
"However, with your personality, it's not surprising."
"Yeah, right."
The old drunkard nodded his head proudly, as if I was already such a virtuous person so I couldn't be blamed for it.
I said, Akara is not complimenting you. Be a little self-conscious, you shameless old woman!
No, wait! !
Akara couldn't say there was any surprise. In other words, she knew that the old drunkard would do such a bad thing as going to the bar to make a fortune, so she still conveyed the news to her first?
In other words, it is very possible that I will marry the Elf Queen. She also specifically called the old drunkard over to let her know the news, and then spread the news with her big mouth. Although she didn't know what her intention was, it was obvious that all of this was what Akara expected. gone.
He is indeed a scary old fox.
However, even the old fox cannot cover everything. For example, when I figured out the information about the old drunkard’s sales, I and everyone else got the stolen goods, which led to the third collapse of Rogge’s Bar.
Yep, both of them brought it upon themselves.
He secretly glanced at Akara and the old drunkard. I feel more and more that I am the only one among the elders of the camp who still maintains a pure, kind, righteous and aboveboard heart.
At this time, I was like a pure and pitiful rabbit who accidentally broke into the wolf's den. I held the key to save the world and tried to escape from the wolf's den. I handed the key to the legendary brave man in a battle of wits and courage. Puzzle games are average, hmm.
Huh? When it comes to the last few words, the meaning seems to have changed slightly. Is it my imagination?
Anyway. Anyway, the one being scratched now is an old drunkard, it has nothing to do with me, so stay calm.
Being an old drunkard gave me a lot of scars. After barely burying his head under the chair, Akara turned his white eyes towards me.
"Most of this is Kasha's fault, but Wu also has something wrong."
Smiling gently at me and nodding, she continued.
"That injunction. There is nothing inappropriate in its content."
Finish this sentence. The old drunkard fell off the chair with a bang. Damn it, I looked at her with pity. I actually let such a pitiful guy encounter an even more pitiable situation, even though I didn't do anything during the whole process. I made a mistake, and I am still wrong. May the Lord forgive me as a sinner, and just take the poor guy next to me to heaven, Amen.
"However, you clearly knew the consequences of issuing such a ban in front of Kasha, but you still did it. On this point, you are wrong."
"Yes, Grandma Akara. I understand my mistake."
I am sincerely convinced by Akara's criticism. I was indeed angry with the fat pig boss at that time. Seeing that he still had no repentance, he dared to accept and spread such news, and deliberately wanted to burn down his bar. Anyway, this was not the first time. Okay, as the saying goes, once it's old, twice it's familiar, everyone says it's not.
"I feel that now is not the time to talk about this. Things have already happened. It is useless to discuss who is right and who is wrong. We should look to the future now, forget all the past mistakes and start over. "
The old drunkard who didn't know when he was resurrected at the same place was sitting upright with a confident and reliable expression like the elite backbone of a large multinational company, Lang Lang said.
I said, where did you learn these nonsense theories? You just want to shirk responsibility. Don't say it so openly, you bastard.
"Here. You are the only one who is not qualified to say such unrealistic things."
Naturally, such a serious old drunkard with a foul mouth was immediately severely criticized and hit with a cane by Akara.
"But it's true. If I could make you troublemakers obedient with just a few words, my burden would have been lifted long ago."
Sighing, Akara looked at me helplessly.
"Okay, let's not talk about it anymore. Let's talk about how to solve it." As she said that, she turned her eyes to me.
"As for the compensation issue, although most of the blame should be placed on Kasha, we still don't expect her to have the money to compensate. These compensations should also be handed over to the owner of Roger's Bar as soon as possible so that he can open his business as soon as possible. This On the other hand, I have to ask Wu to take all the responsibility."
"OK" OK. "
Although he was a little reluctant, what Akara said was true. By the time the old drunkard was able to pay compensation, the grandson of the fat pig boss might have turned into a pile of bones.
Covering my wallet in distress, I looked at the old drunk next to me who was gloating and winking at me, "Wait a minute, do you think Akara will let you go, the culprit!" !
"As for the reconstruction of Roger's Bar, Kasha will handle it all by himself, within three days."
Turning her head, Akara pointed the gun at the old drunkard without any hesitation and fired, making her frown in a funny expression. Stiffened.
"Also, it must be free. You cannot ask the bar owner for wages or drinks under the pretext of construction."
First there was stiffness. Then he thought about it, and then nodded his head violently as if he had thought of something. At Akara's next words, he was completely thrown into the abyss.
How could the old ghost, who only had the intelligence of a mouth, hide what he was thinking in his heart from the old fox Akara!
"Also, Wu, show me the ban."
I saw there was still drama. She greeted him immediately and handed the temporary ban she made in the bar to Akara. She looked at it for a few times, then took out the great elder badge and flicked it on it.
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pass!
If he had just fallen into the abyss, then at this moment, looking at the two golden seals on the ban, one large and one small, the old drunkard's soul had already shed its shell, and his body seemed to be turned into white ashes at any time and dissipated in this world. .
Coming out of Akara's tent, I just felt refreshed. Even the cold wind in winter couldn't cover up the burning joy in my heart at this time.
Although the entire compensation has to be paid by himself, and although the compensation is only a small amount to him, he still feels extremely distressed when he comes out of Rogge's third stingy status.
But when I saw the old drunkard's back was pale and he was stumbling around muttering to himself as if he was sleepwalking, the slightest bit of unhappiness in his heart turned into a cloud.
Sure enough, humans still have to be with animals to feel satisfied!
After sighing with contentment, I caught up with the old drunkard. He planned to say something and continue to use her misfortune to fill his inner satisfaction, but he heard her mumbling some weird numbers.
Weird, with this guy's IQ level, he can only do arithmetic like one plus one. Are these calculations that look like alien language really coming out of this guy's mouth?
"Old drunkard. What are you thinking?"
Out of curiosity. I also forgot to continue to attack.
"Don't bother me. I'm not in the mood to settle accounts with you right now. I'm just figuring out how to distribute the remaining wine to survive these days. This is also a matter of life and death!!!!"
After asking several times, she suddenly turned her head and shouted impatiently with her tragic face full of tears and snot.
All of a sudden. I was stunned by this expression full of heroism.
"So that's it. I only have this amount left every day."
After muttering in unknown words for a long time, human words suddenly came out of her mouth.
"It's over. If I eat this amount every day, I definitely won't be able to survive." The old alcoholic who came to the conclusion fell into the biggest low point and crisis in his life.
"Wow, hahahahaha, it turns out to be like this. I might as well drink it all in one day. It will be dark today. As soon as I wake up, I can go to the elves directly. Yes, that's right, that's it. I did it today!!"
I was speechless for a long time as I watched the old drunkard "Takeya" leave with my mouth open. I couldn't figure out whether this guy had given up on himself and had the idea of being drunk now, or whether he was an idiot who really thought this method was possible. It can work.
By the way, what about the task of building a bar that Akara gave you?
What a fool, just sit back and wait to continue watching the tragedy. After staying there for a long time, I shook my head pitifully in the direction in which the old drunkard left. Then he grinned.
"Daddy daddy"
When I got home, the sun was already setting, the cold wind that was approaching spring was still freezing, and it looked like it was going to snow at any time.
Unexpectedly, I had a fight with the old drunkard and was invited to drink tea by Akara. Unknowingly, it was already this time. I sighed, smiled again, and hugged the two little angels who flew towards me, one on the left and the other on the right. got up.
oops! The two precious daughters must have been too enthusiastic.
There were two "dong-dong" sounds as it entered my arms. Although it was far from as powerful as the little ghost's ghost body shell, it still made me feel chest tightness.
Considering that the two precious daughters are only trainee pastors now and there is still huge room for growth in the future, is it possible that,
Could it be that he will be like the little ghost in the future, with dangerous weapons and body shells being the innate skills of the teacher profession? !
Thinking that by then, when the power of the twins had grown up, together with the little ghosts, they would come straight towards me in a trinity-shaped arrangement, with three times the power of the ghost body's cannonballs, I suddenly felt that my life was darker than ever before.
"Dad, Dad, Ecolu heard about it, and dad burned down Roger's bar again, right?"
The childish arm nets were hung around my neck, and the two little angels kissed me on the cheeks. Aikelu immediately asked impatiently, with an excited look on his face.
Could it be that Ecolu has violent tendencies? I once again simulated the scene of three times the ghost body rushing towards me with cannonballs, and I felt extremely sad.
"It was an accident, an accident, Dad didn't mean it.
Thinking of this, I decided to correct Aikelu's violent tendencies to avoid the second little ghost from appearing.
"Really? That fat boss is very annoying. He always looks at Aikelu and my sister with strange eyes."
The little Ecolu looked confused. She probably thought I did this just to vent my anger on them.
"Very good. Burning down the bar is indeed too easy. Next time, I will throw that dead fat pig into the evil cave." I suddenly said these words fiercely through my teeth.
"Okay, okay, throw it into the evil cave."
Ecolu immediately cheered. The kind-hearted Sirus seemed a little intolerant. I gently tugged on my clothes and finally gave up the persuasion.
"Not only the fat boss, but Aikelu and her sister go out together recently. There are always a lot of strange looks at her."
After cheering, Ecolu lowered his head again and sighed.
Haha, the two little angels don’t know their own charms yet. They have innate beautiful looks, hydrated skin, clear and innocent temperament, and big black eyes that seem to be able to talk. They combine loli and The girl's unique charm, at first glance, she thought she was an elf running out of a dream, coupled with the attributes of twins, and the gothic princess outfit she designed herself, she ran out like this. Isn't it the same as two fat and cute little lambs running into a pack of wolves?
Although I try my best to avoid contact with the dark side of human beings, if these two little babies were not the precious daughters of me, the alliance elder and the second master of the first world, but grew up in an ordinary family, I am afraid I don’t know what would happen now.
This was already evident when the biological parents of the two little angels were still alive, and speaking of it, it was also because they coveted their looks that indirectly led to the destruction of their hometown. Of course, this was not The fault of the two little angels is the fault of those degenerate garbage borers.
It seems that I have to prepare a few cloaks for the two little angels. After all, I can't kill everyone who looks at them with suspicious eyes. Of course, it's okay to give some excessive guys a little power. , just like when he protected Sarah.
"Come, let's go back together. Let's see what kind of dinner Mother Vilas has prepared for us."
Making a decision in my heart, I laughed loudly, kissed each of the two babies, and strode towards the door of my house.
"Today's barbecue, Xi Lusi is also busy." Xi Lusi said in a shy voice.
"Is that so? It seems that we need to eat more. My daughter is amazing and will definitely be a good wife in the future."
As soon as I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong.
"Sir, Syrus will definitely become a good wife for daddy."
This sentence seemed to have exhausted all the courage of Sirus. After saying it, she buried her hot face directly on my neck.
"Aikolu is the same, so is Aikolu, and the stew soup Aikolu can also help." Aikolu on the other side was not willing to be outdone, pulling out my beard, and kept rubbing her cute little face towards me.
"Qi, both of you are my precious daughters that I am proud of. How should I reward you from my father?"
In order to avoid the sensitive topic of "wife", I tried my best to change the subject.
"Aikolu
"Syruse,"
Seeing my two daughters looking shy, I felt bad again. It seemed that I had said something wrong again.
"Eco Lucy Ruth is going to sleep with daddy tonight." The next moment, two. The baby showed a watery pleading look with deep understanding.
I'm on a business trip tomorrow for a meeting, so I don't know if I have time to code, so I'd like to say hello to everyone first.
