Don't trust Loli to keep your secrets.
I don’t know which senior from the original world. I once said this wise saying. I didn't realize it before, because little Sarah is such a good baby. Tell her not to say anything, and she will never say it.
But I was wrong. Sarah is just a special case and does not represent the general population, and now I am experiencing the consequences.
On the afternoon of the appointment with my two precious daughters, when I finally emerged from the paleness of my soul that had lasted for several hours. When I woke up, the sun had already set.
Dream?
I lay down on the big lazy chair, scratched the back of my head, and watched the sunset. The sunset is blooming, recalling what happened in the afternoon. I just feel like my memory is fuzzy. Licking her lips, there seemed to be a trace of girlish fragrance remaining on them. It seems to be just my own illusion.
It was indeed a dream! !
I touched my chest. He breathed a big sigh of relief, even the heart of an adventurer could not withstand such a nightmare.
But having said that, according to the theory of some experts in the original world, the content of dreams may be a reflection of a person's heart and thoughts. From this point of view, I have indeed followed in the footsteps of that guy Carlos. Is it right to control your daughter?
Um?
I always felt that just for a moment, there was a mysterious voice in my mind shouting loudly, "What do you mean, you are also following in Carlos' footsteps! You guy has obviously been a daughter-in-law for a long time, right?" Is this my imagination? Or is it that my soul of complaining is instinctively complaining about myself?
Anyway, although it's a bit regretful, luckily it was just a dream. Otherwise, I, a dignified elder of the alliance, would not be able to protect the Wanjie Festival. Considering my age, it is obvious that I would not even be able to protect the Qingjie Festival.
Unfortunately, the end of one nightmare is often the beginning of another.
When I stood up, the little ghost who had been sleeping since last night and had not woken up before I fell asleep in the afternoon finally woke up and, under the glow of the sunset, gathered around. That beautiful and beautiful face floated over with a smile. The first greeting made me feel like a newbie who had just reached the Qi training stage and was struck by the first thunder from the sky. In no time, I was so tender on the inside and burnt on the outside.
Good evening. Beast father. "
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While I was stunned, two identical angelic faces poked out from behind the little ghost respectively. The pink cheeks were bright red, showing the girl's sweet and sour shyness like a green apple.
"Dad. We told Mother Vilas and the others about our agreement."
Rumble! The second thunderbolt fell, knocking me to pieces.
Shy Syrus. It seems that she has not yet calmed down from her bold first kiss in the afternoon. At this time, his face was red with embarrassment. She lowered her head and kept playing with the lace ribbon sleeves of her Gothic princess dress. After finishing speaking. He immediately retracted his red face behind the little ghost.
The twin sister Aikolu, who has a right beggar's tail, is more generous in character. At this time, her childish and beautiful face was blushing with shame, and her big black round eyes were staring closely at her, like a newly married wife. Standing at the entrance door to greet her husband after returning from work. Is it better to eat first, take a shower first, or whether it is better to eat first or something else? He asked with a shy face.
"Dad. From now on, is it better for Aikolu to call daddy, daddy, or daddy, dear?"
Rumble! The third thunder calamity fell one after another, shaking my tiger body.
Before I could stop shaking, Vilas and the others walked out of the tent one after another. Like all the judges on the high court platform, they were lined up in front of me.
"That" although this hobby is indeed a bit weird. But Brother Wu will always be my Brother Wu, please don’t mind. "
Linya, who was as kind and gentle as the girl next door, gently covered her pretty red face and spoke vaguely while avoiding my eyes.
"Boom, boom," the fourth thunderstorm fell, making me burst into tears.
"Although Xilusi and Aikolu's intentions have been known for a long time, and they had expected that such a day would come. But I didn't expect that the Lord would act so quickly."
Vilas sighed softly, and her still gentle gaze pierced my heart like two cationic cannons.
"Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."
"Anyway. Even if Silos and Aikelu are added to the mix, I'm still at the bottom. Wow.
Sarah didn't know why. He was very depressed from the moment he appeared, and he was currently occupying the corner of the tent. Her petite and exquisite body was huddled there, covering her breasts which only had a faint bulging curve. He muttered sadly.
I was speechless as I was preparing to accept the sixth thunder tribulation.
"Diaoerlao!"
Princess Sanwu wrote the book with emotionless expressions.
"Derometer!"
Princess Sanwu continued to write the book expressionlessly.
Forget it, ignore this little one for now
That's weird, you bastard! !
I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind, roared and rushed towards Princess Sanwu, grabbing the notes in her hand. Take a look.
really. Set during the famine period, an ordinary-looking Luchi father with extremely poor singing skills and his smart and lovely twin daughters lived in a dilapidated wooden house, guarding an abandoned field, and wore patched commoners. The three of them depended on each other for their lives. Living a poor but quite warm life.
In the end, the spark of love was sparked in a narrow wooden house with only room for the next bed.
Without the last setting, there is no doubt that this is a very heart-warming and inspirational story, of course. This amazing turn of events was also expected by me, and I wanted Princess Sanwu to write a normal story. It's simply more difficult than keeping Blizzard from bouncing tickets.
"come over."
I hooked my finger at this host, and she immediately came closer.
I rub, I rub, rub, rub
Without any mercy, I put my big hands on the soft bun hat that was too big on her head, and kept rubbing it. The little princess kept raising her hands, arranging the hat that I had messed up, quite a bit. Comedy scene.
"Do you know where you went wrong?" After teaching this little Princess Bu, I crossed my arms, grabbed the notebook and placed it in front of Princess Sanwu, and asked condescendingly.
"Master, I was wrong."
Princess Sanwu still raised her hands hard. She struggled to arrange the too-large bun hat, and replied as calmly as a hatchling.
"Idiot, I'm asking you where you went wrong!!"
At this time, I was finally able to show off my master's authority and retaliate for being kicked three times by her princess yesterday because I "accidentally" knocked over her newly developed dish.
Princess Sanwu silently took the note, wrote on it with the quill again, and soon handed the note to me again.
"Set in the famine period, he has an ordinary appearance and has the ability of a singer, but because of a vicissitudes of the past that is still praised by the world and is known as the one who saved the Dark Continent with his singing, he has always hidden his own strength. and identity. A road-crazy father who is willing to be an unknown farmer, and his smart and lovely twin daughters
I:
Julissa:
"Well written. Just write it like this."
After a moment of silence, I patted the little princess's head with praise and tenderness, and gave her a thumbs up as she expressed comfort.
The next moment, four sharp eyes pierced through me like sharp knives, which made me, who had already been filled with the word "god of song" in my brain, wake up and slam the notes in my hand to the ground.
"Hoho, don't think that writing like this can get rid of your mistakes. If you think you can use this childish method to fool me, you are totally wrong!!"
You must have been fooled, just at that moment. You have been deceived! !
Everyone present complained inwardly.
"Idiot master, go to hell."
Princess Sanwu picked up the notes from the ground, pointed at me angrily, and after speaking in a calm and indifferent tone, she turned around holding the notes and ran in tears. She didn't run a few steps before I grabbed her by the collar. Pulled back.
"Before you go back, hand over your notes to me."
In any case, the expressions of this princess with three attributes, such as "angry" and "running into tears", are so fake that others can see through her intentions at a glance.
As a result, the "princess" who was found out was dragged back by me with no expression, took back the note, and then gave me a princess kick on my calf with no expression.
"Ouch!!"
In the night sky of Rogge's camp, violent screams slowly echoed.
All in all, in the end, I finally got rid of a few jealous little wives. Of course, when I say jealous, I don’t mean that they are jealous of Xilusi and Aikelu. This farce is just to vent the fact that the Elf Queen and I are about to get married.
This is a political marriage, everyone knows this, and because they know it, they cannot vent their sour feelings about it willfully.
The opponent is the Elf Queen, and even the little ghost who is usually very proud feels the pressure.
Hey, fool, what are you worried about? ! "
At night, after midnight, I held the lazy and tired Linya in my arms, kissed her forehead gently and said.
"But" she is the Elf Queen after all, one of the twins of Hulu and Lu. "
Linya sighed quietly and pressed the big and plump breasts harder.
"It doesn't matter whether she is an elf queen or not. Or some continental twin star. Huh, is a queen amazing? Are her breasts as big as my baby Linya's? In my eyes, you are the most serious. You are the ones who play tricks. My queen, isn’t it? Her Royal Highness Queen Linya, do you want me to call you this from now on?”
I asked teasingly, biting the other person's sensitive ear gently and breathing hot air into it. ,
"I, I don't want to use such a shameful name."
Linya shyly buried her face into my neck, her flawless skin like warm jade turning pink. A pair of slender thighs were even more tightly clamped.
Having had experience, I immediately knew that this little girl was in love. With just one sentence from Her Royal Highness, Queen Linya, she actually reached her vagina in an instant? ! !
I wonder how Willas and the others will react?
While thinking about it, I had pressed Linya under me again, and was rubbing her breasts with all my strength. Even if I put my two hands together, I couldn't fully grasp one of her breasts, which were alluring. Moans suddenly sounded throughout the small room.
"Your Majesty, please let me serve you well."
A crazy night passed.
The next day, the two precious daughters did not notice any changes in their behavior because of what happened yesterday afternoon. They were still going about their daily lives. Well, just like before, they were always clinging to themselves. They were shouting "Daddy, Daddy" all the time. The frequency and sweetness made me seriously doubt whether these two little darlings had mixed their voices with honey.
certainly. There are some things that you must talk to them about, such as mutual agreements. Forget about Vilas and the others, they are a family after all, but it will be different when it spreads outside. I don't want the title of "Beast Father" to spread early, although judging from the current performance of Silos and Aikelu, after four There is always no way to escape this disaster.
Carlos and Seattle left the day before yesterday. Can't find anyone to practice with. I didn't want to be abused by this old drunkard, so I had no choice but to walk out. Wander around and check out the latest gossip to keep you entertained.
"Boss, boss, come here,"
Kasha shrouded himself in a black cloak and looked sneaky no matter what. Sitting in front of the bar, he raised his fingers towards the yawning boss lying on the boring counter. In the process, he kept peeking around guiltily, sometimes turning his head sharply, staring at the bar door as if he was on guard against something. .
"Elder Kasha, it's you again. Let me tell you in advance that if you don't settle the accounts from the last few times, don't even think about getting rid of the wine at my place again this time."
The owner of Roger's Bar sighed helplessly.
Although the name of the alliance elder is indeed very loud. But the people living in the camp, especially the bartenders in the camp, could not fully feel the weight of the elders from Kasha, a drunkard. Si Ning's pattern was exactly what Kasha wanted.
Of course, in addition to this alcoholic elder who has no prestige in the hearts of many bar owners, there is another extreme existence that often makes these owners piss themselves off at first sight.
"Don't say such heartless words. I'm here this time to bring you a top-secret news.
The old drunkard hurriedly hissed to the bar owner to lower his voice, and then whispered.
"Top secret elimination"
The boss, who had been yawning just now, suddenly woke up as his eyes lit up.
Although this drunkard's character is not very good, he is still an elder of the alliance. You will always know some less important inside information in advance.
To know. A piece of news that can stir up gossip can often attract a large number of adventurers. First of all, these warriors don't know how to save money. If it works well, the bar can make enough money in one day that it used to take a month. money.
"It depends on whether it is exclusive. And what kind of news it is."
The bar owner also lowered his voice in line with Kasha's voice, and the two of them started whispering like an underground gang member.
"Of course it's first-hand news. What's the relationship between me, Kasha, and you? After hearing the news, naturally I immediately thought of you, boss."
Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Kasha was no longer anxious and patted his chest to reassure himself.
what relationship? The relationship between an angry creditor and a debt-evading alcoholic! !
The bar owner secretly complained in his heart, but he was a businessman after all, so he suppressed the complaints in his heart and had to show a happy smile and look like he was all ears.
"Then what's the money for today's drink?"
Kasha shook the empty cup in her hand.
"Of course it's my treat, my treat."
The boss smiled quickly and asked the waiter to fill the empty cup.
I owe you a lot of pleasure. Also written off in one go. "
Holding the filled wooden cup like a treasure, Kasha's narrowed eyes revealed a rare shrewdness.
"Then we have to see what the news is."
The bar owner is not an idiot, his slender eyes reveal the light of gold coins. It clearly expresses the resolute attitude of not casting the net until there is no fish in sight.
"Okay then, it's about Mr. Wu."
Kasha, who had already expected the bar owner's shrewdness, reluctantly compromised and whispered into the fat ear of the other party.
"Elder Jifan"
At first glance the name. The bar owner couldn't help but scream loudly. This caused other adventurers in the bar to turn their heads and watch.
"Idiot. Don't you want to do business anymore?!!"
Kasha quickly covered the other person's mouth and said viciously.
The bar owner is having a fierce struggle in his heart, a bet on the fate of his bar.
"Okay, as long as it's useful information, all previous fees will be waived."
Finally, he gritted his teeth and made a desperate expression.
Okay, brave enough. I, Kasha, just like your personality. Kasha gave the other party a thumbs up and narrowed his eyes.
"It's about the marriage between Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen."
"Didn't you tell me about this three days ago? And the first-hand information was that I bought it for the guy named Red-haired Jack."
The bar owner was stunned when he heard this, and then glared at Kasha angrily. Jack was the owner of another bar not far from Roger's Bar. It can be said that it is a mortal enemy of Rogge Bar.
Lianhahahaha, such a thing actually happened? "
Kasha, whose skin was pierced, giggled nonchalantly. Even bar owners who have been tested in shopping malls can't help but be amazed by his outrageous thickness of skin.
If you ask the boss now why the alliance can resist the forces of hell, he will probably answer without hesitation. It is because the alliance elder Kasha is so thick-skinned that even the forces of hell cannot break through.
"Anyway. This is fresh first-hand information. Do you know when Wu Boy and the Elf Queen got married? On which day?"
"oh?!!"
The bar owner's eyes lit up, and he quickly began to calculate the possible profits from this news.
"The previous bills are cancelled, plus fifty silver coins."
After a while, the boss stretched out five fingers and said fiercely.
"Two hundred pieces, otherwise I will go to Red-haired Jack's and see if I can get a better price."
Kasha, who had completely taken the initiative, bargained with sparkling eyes.
"Okay. Two hundred coins, two hundred coins."
Grit your teeth. The bar owner agreed immediately. Although he would make less money this way, it was better than letting his rival earn money, especially when he saw the proud expression on his rival's face.
"You're doing well. This is the news I just got from Akara. The wedding date of Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen is"
After saying this, Kasha looked at the boss with an impatient look and gave up.
"What day is it? I also want to know, Elder Kasha."
A skinny voice came from the side.
"Go, go. I want to know how to pay first. Is this the first day you met me?"
Kasha subconsciously waved her hand in the direction of the sound. I want to get free information from myself, Rogge’s second stingy. Your brain is burned out.
When she saw the bar owner muttering something like "It's over, my bar is going to be over again", he was trembling like an ostrich and burying his head under the counter, with his big butt raised high and stuck. Xia instantly knew what was going on and turned around stiffly to see who was coming.
"I'm also interested? Do I really have to pay?" He looked at the old drunkard who was starting to sweat on his forehead with a smile. I asked.
"Ahaha. Ahahaha, if Elder Fan is talking about this, these are originally the Great Elders of Akala. What you just asked me to convey to you, talking about money or not, how hurtful it is!!"
The old drunkard was not slow to respond and immediately changed his tone, as if his impatient words to drive me away just now were farts.
"Really? Then I should really thank Elder Kasha for sending me the news all the way, but why do I have to go to the wine shop now?
I continued to look at the other party with a murderous smile and asked.
"Ahem, this Elder Fan doesn't know something. I just counted with my fingers, even if I'm here at the Elder Fan Council. Don't you think this is coming?"
The old drunkard argued with a calm expression.
"Elder Kasha also knows the prophecy of emotions." The sound of gritted teeth came from my teeth.
"Thank you, thank you. Compared with Great Elder Akara, I still have a lot to learn." The old drunkard looked humble.
"By the way, I just seemed to hear someone saying that the news of my marriage to the Elf Queen was probably thanks to Elder Kasha's publicity.
"Where is such a big thing? As an alliance elder, I have the obligation to spread the word." Kasha waved his hand with a solemn expression. Make an air of giving up someone else.
"Really? That's it. I didn't know Elder Kasha was so good at calculating. Can you calculate what will happen later?"
"Well, as an alliance elder, I have the obligation to curb all illegal violence." Sweat began to form on the old drunkard's forehead.
"Yeah?"
Hehehe laughed a few times. I sat down on the wooden chair in front of the counter and tapped the table with my index finger.
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"Elder Fan. Please, please."
The owner of Roger's Bar jumped out from under the stage like a rabbit. He grabbed a torch from nowhere and handed it to me with a sad face.
That's right, if the old drunkard is the elder with the least authority in front of the bar owner, then I am on the other extreme. My sister Sharna and I burned down Rogge’s Bar twice. In the camp bar owner's mind, the level of terror has far exceeded that of Sister An.
"Oh, boss. What are you doing? It's like I came here to burn down your bar."
I smiled and narrowed my eyes, pushing the torch towards Feng.
"It's okay if it's not, it's okay if it's not." The boss grinned like a pardon.
"I am a kind elder of the alliance. How could I do such a thing? Just tell me."
"Yes, yes, Elder Fan is mighty. Elder Fan is wise. Elder Fan loves his people like a son. His figure is holier and taller than the angels. Every time I wait, I feel like I am bathed in the spring breeze, bathed in the holy light, and reborn. Life is worse than death."
"That's right, hahahahaha!"
I laughed loudly and nodded along with the bar owner like chickens pecking at rice.
"I just came here today to have a few sips of wine."
"Elder Fan, you should just burn it."
After the words fell silent, the boss trembled all over his body and handed the torch to me again, showing an expression of resignation.
"Just kidding, I came here today for some other reason."
Seeing the desperate look on the bar owner's face, even though I am a kind person, I really can't bear to continue playing tricks on him. After coughing a few times. He took out a blank piece of parchment from the inventory and wrote something crookedly on it. Then he picked up the elder's seal and stamped it on it.
"I am now making a formal announcement. From today on, all bars in the camp are prohibited from providing alcohol to Elder Kasha for free, on account, or for sale. Anyone who violates the order will be responsible for the consequences."
Say the last four words. I bared my bright white teeth and faced the other side with fear. The bar owner, who just barely fainted, swayed slightly.
"Plop" sound.
The bar owner, who was as big as a fat pig, slid softly to the ground.
"Wait, I don't accept it. What kind of ban is this? It's clearly you who are seeking revenge."
The old drunkard who was sipping his ale drunkenly just a moment ago jumped up immediately after his brain digested the contents of this prohibition. shouted angrily.
"Sorry, this is a legal formality prohibition."
I proudly shook the fresh ban in my hand towards the old drunkard. The golden elder seal on it was shining brightly. The old drunkard seemed to be unable to bear the stimulation, and he wailed and covered his eyes with his arms.
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"Of course, if you, as an elder, are dissatisfied, you can hand this ban to Grandma Akara for review. I will never mind."
He looked at the old drunkard coldly. I was confident and looked at the other person with a condescending look.
It's all this guy. It was all this bastard who spread the news about my marriage to the Elf Queen without authorization, which caused the two precious daughters to get the news so quickly, and then triggered yesterday's incident. This old woman who was afraid of the world being unrest was responsible for all the turmoil in the camp. The root cause of the disease, let me eliminate the harm for the people today, ho ho! !
"Woo"
Kasha screamed a few times. Hanging her head in frustration, she can 100% guarantee that if this ban is placed in front of Akala. Akara would definitely not think for too long before he would add a great elder seal to it with a smile.
The unrighteous have few helpers, which is what we are talking about today’s old drunkards.
"If that's the case, then I will also get a ban. Every barrel of wine will be brewed. One-tenth of the wine tax will be paid to this elder."
Gritting her teeth, the old drunkard rummaged through her inventory. It took a while before she found her dusty elder badge. Said fiercely.
"Elder Kasha, let me remind you that your job does not seem to be in charge of this. You have not tried your best to impose such a ban." I crossed my legs with a smile and watched the old drunkard struggling to his death.
Haha, it’s good to be a handyman elder. Although I have a lot to do, it also means that I am not restricted by my position and have the power to make decisions in front of all parties.
"Woo"
The elder's badge held high by the old drunkard. He suddenly froze in mid-air.
"I'll fight you!!"
Anger arose in his heart, and evil arose in his guts. The old drunkard roared angrily and pounced on him menacingly.
"Who is afraid of whom? Take my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
"Hi!!"
“Wow!!”
"Me, my bar,"
The bar owner, who was rescued like a dead pig by other well-meaning adventurers and escaped from the scope of this war of elders, watched as the beautiful bar he had carefully built was broken into pieces in the east, a piece in the west, and another piece of the roof. Finally, he staggered and fell down, raising dust all over the sky. He rolled his eyes and foamed at the corners of his mouth."
