When he returned to the door of the small tent of the Mage Guild, he saw a lonely figure emitting a faint white holy light, wearing a simple white robe. ** Looking up at the sky with her jade feet open. Glittering under the night sky. Just like a beautiful and holy portrait.
"everything"
My first appearance. Breaking this beauty, the saintly lady, who exuded an unattainable temperament like the Moon Girl Jiao'e, suddenly turned into the little ghost who acted coquettishly, complained, and was evil and lawless. Shout loudly. The glowing body rushed towards me like a cannonball.
Very good, the distance of one thousand meters is barely acceptable.
Seeing the other party turning into a shock wave and rushing straight into my arms, I couldn't help but spread my arms with tearful eyes."
There was a dull crashing sound from the luggage, and the little saint in his arms flew dozens of meters away as usual. He rolled on the grass a few times as usual, using himself as a blanket underneath, and finally stopped.
Like two corpses. Lying motionless on the ground, after a period of silence."
The little ghost lying in my arms. Finally, he slowly raised his head, gently held a strand of his glowing moon-colored hair in his hand, and kept teasing my nose, which was lying on the ground with my eyes closed.
I will endure! !
It is too sweet. As a powerful adventurer made of iron and steel, do you think I can't even stand this little itch? Humph.
Resisting the urge to sneeze, I felt darkly, coldly, lightly, and indifferently in my heart. Disdainfully, he snorted with a slight shrug of his shoulders.
No use? Really dead? But even though he is dead, his shoulders suddenly shrug."
The haunting voice of a little ghost came to my ears.
It’s not good. I pretended not to say goodbye and said I had seen too much. It actually exposed a flaw that could be complained about, and I exclaimed in my heart, but now the situation is difficult to get out of, so I can only continue to pretend.
"Really? It seems there is no other way but to use the next move."
Seeing that Cai Hua's acupuncture technique still couldn't make me "enlighten", the little ghost hummed, and the next moment there was a sudden sound of wind.
"I recruit, I recruit everything."
He suddenly stood up from the ground. Avoiding the menacing punch from the little ghost, I hugged the guy tightly in my arms and wailed.
"What kind of twist is this! Why is it that one moment you are scratching your nose like a girl, and then you are served by a violent woman with her fists?! According to normal conditions, shouldn't the next step be to crack your waist or something like that?"
All the original predictions were shattered by a violent turn by the little ghost. I looked at this saint with dissatisfaction. Is the heart of a girl really unpredictable? No, I should say yes
"That kind of girl-like love plot. How could it happen to this saint?"
The little ghost sneered, then slapped his white and plump chest, sat on me, and pointed forward with a stern look: "I am the iron-blooded saint who will lead the people of the Dark Continent to overthrow the dark rule of the hell forces!! "
No, you are just a pure violent saint, I thought to myself.
"Then our Lady Iron-Blooded Saint. When you make such a powerful declaration, can't you change to a more majestic posture?"
I pointed at the little ghost riding on my waist and reminded me.
"What are you talking about? Isn't it natural for a saint to ride her own knight?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was immediately met with a look of contempt from the other party: "You are such an idiot who doesn't even understand common sense."
No! You must have misunderstood it! How can one rationalize a saint riding her own knight? You little fool must have subtly misunderstood the meaning of the word "ride" in knight. This is not a passive verb, you bastard! ! ,
Since there are so many complaints, I don’t know how to complain.
The little ghost stared at it for a while and suddenly made an explosive declaration.
"It hurts"
She said these two words softly. It immediately moved me to tears. All the grievances in the past were caused by these two. Rinse the lettering cleanly.
It's not easy. After being hit by ghost shells so many times, I finally waited for this word.
"It hurts. It hurts quite a bit."
I shed bitter tears. I hope that my pitiful appearance can awaken a trace of conscience in our iron-blooded saint and use this strategic move. It was completely sealed in the long river of history and became a legend.
"You are too weak. As a knight of this saint, Xiaofan, you are far from qualified. You need to practice more."
It was true that it awakened something inside this little saint.
Seeing my dejected look, the little ghost, with a saintly smile that made me feel like taking a breath of spring breeze and bathing in holy light, leaned down and touched my head gently and said.
"It's okay. It's just like a girl's first night. It just hurts when the net starts."
There is no need to explain the tough life, just complain about the saint Alice.
Silently, I set a motto in my heart for this little ghost.
"Huh?!"
At this moment, the little ghost who was still lying on top of me as a "cavalry" suddenly noticed something. Her very deceptive face made others mistake her for a beautiful, noble, gentle and holy saint. His face came up and he looked at my forehead carefully.
What's wrong with "have"? "
I felt guilty and covered my forehead with my hands, staring at the other person in astonishment.
Panting"
The little ghost crossed his arms and looked at me like a famous detective with his beautiful silver eyes that were as bright as the Milky Way in the dark night. From her lovely cherry lips, she softly uttered six words that almost drove me out of my mind.
"Hickey, please be lenient if you confess."
"I...I did it."
Depressed distant eyes. I love you? , although it is in the same place on the forehead. Liu Bi was kissed by Lena, "It was a gentle touch, it shouldn't leave any kiss marks.
Anyway, this little ghost has already been instilled with a lot of strange otaku knowledge by me, and it doesn’t matter if I say more, so I brag about sister control and sister power. It poured out in one fell swoop.
"Originally I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but I didn't expect Lena to actually believe it, hahahaha."
While giggling, haha. I was secretly on guard, waiting for the little ghost's next wave of complaints.
"Only if you can believe it can there be ghosts."
The ghost trembled his lips and muttered softly.
Being drowned by my own exaggerated cover-up laughter, I only saw the little ghost’s lips trembling slightly, but I didn’t hear what she said. Although I wanted to ask clearly, I was worried that this question would make the other party complain. gate. So I wisely chose to keep my mouth shut.
The expected violent comments did not come, and the little ghost riding on her continued her mission as a famous detective with her arms crossed. The index finger is slightly curved, gently stroking the upper lip, as if thinking deeply.
Then she poked her head down. With this movement, my straight and beautiful long moon-colored hair fell on my face like a waterfall, blocking all sight. I could only feel the little ghost's breath, gently blowing on my forehead.
Weiwei, are you a puppy?
"Are you really sure she only kissed her six times?"
The little ghost held his nose straight for a while before he raised his head again, looked directly into my eyes and asked.
"I swear to Baal!"
I put my hands on the top of my head solemnly, and looked at the little ghost with sincere eyes without giving in.
"It's such a subtle oath. Forget it, I'll just believe you."
The little ghost showed a troubled look and said this. Suddenly, the detective's mind suddenly flashed again, as if he thought of a key clue, then pointed his finger and said something like "There is only one truth."
Her eyes moved up and down, finally landing on my lips.
"What are you doing?"
To be honest, having a stunningly beautiful girl stare at my lips. I felt strangely panicked. Normally, it would have been the other way around. I stared at the other person's seductive lips with lust, and as expected, I was with this little ghost. All kinds of weird things can happen.
No answer. The little ghost used actions to confirm her guess. With a charming movement, she gently pushed aside the long hair beside her cheek, then lowered her head and kissed her gently.
That fragrant, moist and slippery little tongue seemed to be tasting something. Keep licking the newspaper on it
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Hey, hey, can I say this is sexual harassment?
Feeling the sweetness and softness on my lips, my brain still didn't forget to complain, and then I made a drowsy sound, opened my mouth, and was about to take the naughty little tongue outside, but unexpectedly the other party suddenly raised his head. Only a faint girlish fragrance lingers on her lips.
The little ghost seemed to be tasting something strange. He kept thinking about the kiss just now.
“As expected”
Finally, she whispered softly, and then stared at me.
"Guo, really what?" I looked at him in fear.
F-Fan, you should lie down next to Lena and fall asleep. "
"How did you know!!"
Surprised, I blurted out and looked at the little ghost with awe. At this moment, she seemed to be always wearing a tall hat, black gloves and a suit. A certain ghost wandering Baker Street with a pipe in his mouth suddenly became extremely tall.
"Of course, who do you think this saint is?!"
I looked horrified. It is truer than any compliment. The little saint immediately puffed up her chest proudly. Miraculous Wuwu said.
How on earth did you guess it? "I became more and more curious.
"Humph, an idiot like Xiaofan doesn't need to know." After giving me a fierce look, the little ghost continued to look thoughtful and muttered to himself.
Wei Humph, it seems that Sister Lena is really not to be underestimated. "
"What's wrong with Lena? Why do you sound like a cunning woman?" I suddenly felt unhappy.
"Humph, an idiot like you Xiaofan doesn't need to know. The little ghost still responded to me with the same sentence just now.
"I'll give you three points, you're so brave, let's see what I do!!"
Being teased again and again by this little ghost, I immediately glared and pinched that elastic face with both hands.
Thousand Buddha Hands and Five Concubines!
I rub, I rub, I rub, rub, touch
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Good guy, you still dare to talk nonsense, look at my red three-speed Thousand Buddha Hands Five Styles.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
For a moment, the little ghost could no longer speak. That beautiful face kept changing into various funny and cute appearances under my rubbing.
"That" lord. Although I don’t want to disturb you, if you don’t go back, the food will be gone. "
While we were having a great fight, Hidden Daisuke "Vlas" appeared behind us, holding the pan lightly with both hands.
Suddenly the hairs on my hair stood up, and I immediately let go of the little ghost, stood up straight with her in my arms, and ran quickly towards the tent.
"There is a flaw. Watch the move!!"
"Oh, you little ghost, how dare you sneak attack!"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I told you, don't bite your head. It bleeds, it bleeds, you stupid ghost, I know. You want to suck my IQ away, right? What a terrible guy, I want to represent the moon"
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Looking at the two retreating figures, Vilas tilted her head slightly in confusion, her mind filled with questions.
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This time the adults were surprisingly obedient. In the past, he was like a child who had to urge him again and again, and even shamelessly asked him to kiss her before he would go home obediently.
never mind. That's fine, but it's a little lonely. Ah, I am indeed a shameless woman, and I actually miss the shameful thing of letting an adult give me a kiss.
Willas gently covered her hot face. He unconsciously waved the pan in his hand, causing a crackling sound in the air. He smashed a mosquito that passed by his ear into powder, and then trotted after it.
"By the way, Xiaofan, Akara sent soldiers over yesterday and asked you to go to her place."
So, at noon the next day, when I was free and aching, I planned to recruit all the old drunkards in the city. When forcing her to pay off the debt, the little ghost said casually in a nonchalant tone.
"You should have said this earlier, asshole."
Accompanied by the little ghost's cry of "Wow!!" My complaining knife has hit her forehead hard.
If I make this old fox unhappy and add some ingredients to my mission, I won't be able to finish the meal and walk away.
This is what I thought as I hurried to Akara's little black shop.
"Grandma Akara, do you have anything to do with me?"
He arrived before anyone arrived and waited to open the tent. Then he saw Akara looking over here with a happy face.
"Grandma Akara, you look so happy? Your grandson is getting married.
Although Akara always looks kind and smiling, today he smiled very happily, and there was such joy in his smile that I couldn't help but complain.
"Well, you can put it that way."
Akara pondered for a moment, and under my dumbfounded gaze, he actually nodded. laughed
Does this old fox really have a grandson?
Tsk tsk tsk, I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect that Akara’s years when he was young were so unexpectedly magnificent, passionate and romantic.
A glance. At this time, I discovered the existence of Kane and the old drunkard who was planning to raise the horn of debt collection. Except for the first stingy one, all the league leaders were here? !
"Could it" be that something big happened? ! "
I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. Looking at the other three people with difficulty, his mind had already simulated the heroic figure of himself fighting against Barr's clone.
"It is indeed a major event related to the future of the alliance." The joy on Akara's face condensed, showing a solemn expression.
"It's what you mentioned to me last time. That thing that only I can do?" I couldn't help but ask when I thought of my visit to Akara after I came back.
"That's right, that's the thing, Mr. Wu. Your tragic future will begin from now on."
The old drunkard came closer and shrouded most of his face in shadow, creating a solemn and terrifying atmosphere in this dark tent. Then, he used a harsh and spooky voice like a vicious old witch that can only appear in fairy tale enemies. said to me.
Don't listen to this old drunkard's nonsense.
At this time, Kane on the side couldn't stand it any longer. He used his crutch to push away the old drunkard's grimace, and then came forward with a smile. In her hand was a simple, white-lined, sky-blue dress that revealed exquisite workmanship.
"Dear Wu, look at this dress, does it look good?"
"Yeah, pretty good."
I gave this dress a fair evaluation as it can definitely enhance the masculinity beyond the point of charisma.
"As long as you like it, that's fine, then this is fine." Kane kept nodding.
"Grandpa Kane, is your granddaughter going to get married too? Could it be that she is marrying Akala's grandson?"
Seeing the beaming atmosphere on Akara and Kane's faces, combined with the previous question, and the dresses in front of me, I couldn't help but make such a bold assumption.
"No no no!!"
Kane shook his head and used the word "no" three times in a row to deny it. In my opinion, he looked like a thief with a guilty conscience. Grandpa Kane, just admit it. Even if you tell me that you had a wonderful relationship when you were young and left an illegitimate child or something, I won’t laugh at you, haha!
However, before I could finish laughing, Kane pointed at me like a telepathic finger, and with a kind smile, he said something earth-shattering.
"I don't have a granddaughter. This dress is for you, our dear Wu."
Me: "Huh?"
Kasha: "Huh?"
"What the hell are you!"
I couldn't help but point at the old drunk next to me and spit out chess.
"No, actually I was called here for no reason. I have no idea what happened." The old drunkard looked at me quite innocently.
You guy, just stay in the barrel and rot and sprout.
"It seems you have forgotten."
Akara, who had been watching the farce with a smile, finally spoke.
"His Excellency, our alliance elder and future elf prince."
"The future Elf Prince?"
Time ticked by for sixty seconds. There was a ding-dong sound, and I clapped my hands.
"Remember."
"Haha, that's good. I guess we don't need to explain anymore. The elves have already made a decision, and we're just waiting for everyone to set a good day together."
Akala's smile grew happier.
"Well, can I refuse the marriage?"
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