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outside the door. The two heads peered through the crack in the door.
"I feel like it. Brother Wu seems a little strange now."
It looked like it had completely fallen into a blackened state. Someone is pounding some powder in a bowl. Linya looked worried.
"Meow!!"
I saw someone suddenly take out a mushroom. Throw into a bowl. Pounding hard. Finny suddenly let out a soft cry.
"Cousin. He has become scarier than usual, meow!"
"what is that?"
Although Linya is knowledgeable. But Kurast’s psychedelic mushrooms are already very rare. Adventurers generally pick less mushrooms. so. Except for Feeney and a few people around me. I'm afraid not many people know about it. At least I didn't see it mentioned in Kane's book.
Say no to the name psychedelic mushrooms. It was Feini who took it without permission.
"That is……"
Finny shook her head. The dark eyes showed fear.
"who?"
No matter how focused you are. There were two kittens chirping outside the door. I can't pretend it didn't stop.
The door opened with a squeak. Linya and Feini walked in one after another.
"By the way. Brother Wu. Where is the artifact? Is Wu Da the destined person?"
Catch Linya in the act. Like a cowering kitten. Blushing face. I don’t know what to say. And when she said it subconsciously. I immediately regretted it.
I'm such a clumsy-mouthed idiot. I obviously see Brother Wu like this. The artifact must not have been found. Which pot is not opened and lifted?
but. To her surprise. The other party actually nodded.
"found it."
I expressionlessly continued to pour the crumbs in the bowl. A hard blow...
"real?"
The expressions on the two people's faces were wonderful.
"If you don't believe it, go and see it."
I took out the wooden box. Throw it to Feeney. As for why it was thrown to her...
"Otherwise. Let's close the curtains first."
Feini's predecessor is indeed a veteran. Although the temptation and curiosity about the device. Even more so than Linya. I just couldn't bear to open the lid. She knows that wealth should not be revealed if there is really a magic weapon inside. That colorful light might immediately attract the prying eyes of adventurers outside.
"That's not necessary. Just open it."
I focused on the powder in the bowl without looking back.
Feeney was stunned. However, after changing her job as a transvestite, she no longer had any ideas. It has completely become an attribute of resignation. Hence my words. Nor did he refute. Instead, he opened the lid obediently.
A burst of colorful light suddenly burst out. Her face was illuminated as white as snow.
This violent burst of colorful light also passed through the window at the same time. It shines out like a beam of light. The adventurers on the street raised eyebrows.
These adventurers looked strange. Shock first. Then suddenly. Then came admiration. After it was over, I couldn't help laughing. There was good-natured gloating in his eyes.
And in my ears. First, I heard the exclamations of Linya and Feini. Then after a while. Count the reaction times. Put down the bowl and pounder. Cover your ears.
The next moment, a woman's unique high-pitched scream sounded.
There was a "pop" sound. The wooden box was thrown up by Feini. She looked at me with a look on her face that made her want to cry.
"This...what on earth is this, meow?"
Linya next to her. She was already as shy as a red apple. If there is a hole in front of you. I'm afraid she'll get in there right away too. This so-called artifact. It turned out to be a man's...that...underwear. And it's also...
"Do you want the artifact?"
I answered matter-of-factly and looked at Finny with a hopeful look on my face. It seems that you are welcome if I say it again. take it.
"No, no, no. Even if I kill you, don't, meow!"
The transvestite immediately jingled the beautiful bell around her neck. As if I was afraid that I would force the artifact panties onto her.
At this moment. She also appeared faintly. Why did he come back with an angry face? Why are these powders being drummed?
“Done!!”
Shake the pounded powder into the cider. I clapped my hands. Wash your hands clean of any residue. This thing is not edible at all.
"I'm going out first. You guys stay here and don't run around."
Leave this sentence behind. I put away the cider and artifact panties. He ran out with a bang. Linya and Feini looked at the distant figure. They all showed a wry smile. They are smart and clever. I have completely guessed my current purpose.
Bloody Mary Bar. In the fearful eyes of the maid. I kicked open the thick bar door. Just about to attack...
"Tula……"
"boom--"
There was a loud roar like a tidal wave. Completely drown out my voice. The sound is so loud. Even the sky above the entire demon fortress seemed to reverberate.
This...what's going on?
I was stunned by this huge mutation for a moment. Even the attack was forgotten.
After reacting. I just found. This huge sound. It was the cheers and applause from the adventurers throughout the bar.
It's like looking around inside. I found that there were about a few hundred adventurers inside. Among them I know. Oscar and his two henchmen. Even Latin, who has changed his job to become Feini's stalking demon. also present in them. Although his expression was still indifferent. But the applause was unequivocal. See my eyes and look over. The corners of his handsome and cold lips were raised. nodded.
sweat. Could it be that he already regards me as a cousin?
besides. There is also Tualatin, an old liar who has deceived someone miserably. Barbarian Ghana. The druid Hanga Kellai and several other mercenaries stood on my other side during the hunt. An adventurer I met at the Demonic Fortress. It's all here
certainly. More adventurers I don’t know. But those unfamiliar faces. The smile is still sincere. The applause was still enthusiastic. An atmosphere of joy and celebration. Let this wave last.
"Congratulations. Lord Wu Fan."
"Congratulations. Brother Wu Fan."
"Congratulations. Mr. Wu Fan."
"Congratulations on being a human being."
From a familiar mercenary. Savage Garner. Oscar them. Also in Tualatin's mouth. Say sincere congratulations.
"Congratulations. Warrior!"
Those strange adventurers. It's like one wave after another. He kept applauding and his eyes showed the most sincere recognition and respect.
This...what's going on?
All of a sudden. My mind was buzzing. Only the words "congratulations" kept swelling inside.
This scene. Why is it so similar to the ending shot of a certain rampage? Do we want GE?
"wait wait wait!"
I covered my forehead with a headache. He stretched out his hand to interrupt everyone's congratulations.
"Yeah. Anyway. Thank you all in advance, but can anyone tell me. What is going on?"
I pointed to the lanterns and decorations inside the bar. The bar that had a bloody and cold atmosphere when I came here last time is now as gorgeous as a wedding venue.
"Don't you understand? Of course I'm celebrating your triumphant return!"
Oscar
. Gave me a big hug. certainly. With his oxen strength. Embrace. It's better to say bear hug***. His bones were almost broken.
"Triumph?"
I don't understand a bit. How can I apply this word to myself? I bought a pair of underwear with poop on it. Then return in triumph.
"Come on, come on. I knew you were confused. Just listen to me."
While I was grinning, Oscar kept laughing and patting me on the shoulder. For the truth. I'll endure it first!
turn out to be. That cave is in the eyes of the adventurers of the Demon Fortress. It's not a secret at all. It was only me, the newbie who had just arrived, who was fooled.
I don’t know how many years ago. This cave is called the Trial of the Brave. Just like it literally means. A cave that only true warriors would venture into, a drunken adventurer in a bar. The most popular saying is to put one foot on the table. Face flushed. He pointed at the other party proudly.
"Okay. I'm just going to give you a try!!"
And then gone forever.
Ahem. Just kidding. Adventurers are not fools either. It is important to overcome difficulties and advance. But it is equally the same to retreat when faced with difficulties. He wouldn't run to his death knowing that he was outmatched.
Because it's so difficult inside. So sometimes | for several years. There is a group of adventurers who can reach the depths of the trial cave. Earned the title of warrior. Therefore. Can break into the depths. There are even risk takers who have the ability to hang out in there. It also appears to be particularly admirable.
Why does Oscar have such a mouth. So respected in the Demon Fortress? Just because his team has passed the trial. The title of warrior.
Incidentally. I won the Oscar three years ago. The pair of underwear I have on hand was put in by him himself. By the way. The artifact he obtained back then. It's a piece of cotton stained with blood...
As for why the former practitioners were tested. It will become the brave scam that it is today. Let’s start with the old movie Tualatin. I don’t know how many years ago. &qu;Cough. I'm right. Don't think Tualatin is a dwarf. He is over a hundred years old this year. In terms of age, he is old enough to be my great-grandpa.
I don’t know how many years ago. This Tualatin ran away from the dwarves. I accidentally found out that there is something like the Trial of the Heroes in the Demon Fortress. Immediately I was flooded with inspiration. Without saying a word, he returned to his blacksmith shop and hammered away for a while. the next day. Several adventurer leaders in the Demon Fortress. A meeting was held secretly.
A shocking scam. That's it. And it shrouded the new people who had just arrived and were young and ignorant.
certainly. Not everyone. Want to cheat. You just have to have that qualification. Mercenaries and average adventurers will be informed early. They will also go to great lengths to seize this title.
And for those who are new to the Demon Fortress. A strong newcomer. Then all the adventurers in the Demonic Fortress will remain silent. Wait a year or two for these newcomers. It was decided through discussion among several leaders of the adventurers of the Demon Fortress. Only then will this conspiracy be shrouded.
To blame. I can only blame me for having just arrived at the Demon Fortress. Just steal the show on the hunt. And the Oscar is my match. And he happens to be one of those heads.
It's so troublesome. In fact, it’s all for these four words: self-entertainment. This is the adventurer's unique way of humor. It was like meeting an old drunkard for the first time. It was like she was trying to trick me into killing Blood Crow with a [Warrior of the Year Medal].
"I rely on you!!"
After listening. I pointed my middle finger at Oscar and others and said that I had won the honor and respect. But I think these adventurers are the happiest. Just like celebrating the New Year. Did I say it’s that hard to have fun and celebrate? Wouldn’t it be enough to just choose any day of the month as the Adventurer’s Celebration Day?
"How do you know I'm at the deepest point?" He held his breath. I couldn't help but ask.
"That's not easy. Just look at you running out of the teleportation station angrily. You'll know." Oscar laughed.
"Also. I heard that there was a colorful light coming out of someone's hotel just now. Hey. It's such an enviable artifact!"
The old boy Tualatin was carrying a large wooden cup. He walked over shaking his head.
angry! You don't show up. I also forgot to settle accounts with you.
Seeing his elated look. I suddenly became angry from now on. Evil comes from courage. See his old face. It reminds me of the yellow stained pants I was wearing that day.
"Qicai your sister. Old liar!"
I growled and took out the underwear in the box. He held up his trousers and pulled them off his head. Then tie it up.
The poor little man suddenly whined and struggled. Dancing. All the ale in his hand was poured on his head. He pulled hard on the underwear that was on his head. But even though it is just a shoddy artifact, it is not so easy to break.
"Hahaha--"
See Tualatin's short stature. A pair of large colorful trousers was put on his big head, and he looked like he was struggling back and forth. The adventurers in the bar burst into laughter. It's considered this guy's own fault. No longer alive.
It took a lot of effort to pull off the panties. Looking forward to throwing it away. Tualatin hurriedly started pouting.
"Grandpa, this is a great me. To make it look more realistic, I suggested getting some real stuff from the toilet and smear it on. You bastard actually put it on my head."
Said. Twisting his short and thick body, he was about to rush towards me and fight me tooth and nail. Unexpectedly, the person was still in the air. Just got caught. Hanging in the air like a turtle. Tualatin looked back. Oscar, who was more than twice as tall as him, was holding his back.
"You can forget it, Lao Tu. Brother Wu Fan was also deceived a lot. If you want to settle the score, you can include my piece of cotton back then."
Said. Oscar seemed to remember something. His teeth suddenly chattered. The bull's eyes are also wide open. Slowly hoping that a stubborn no would come out of Tualatin's mouth. Then immediately lay the hope of a black hand.
Although dwarves have a bad temper. Known for his stubborn character. But we also know that public anger is hard to offend. Faced with this kind of answer, it is obviously looking for a beating. If he really wanted to, he would still have a bad temper. That's not stubbornness. But stupid.
"Okay. For Oscar's sake. Let's forget it this time."
Dwarf Winter Melon said angrily. But it made me roll my eyes. If Oscar hadn't blocked it. I must add a few centimeters to your head.
"Come, come. Let's drink. Celebrate the birth of our new warrior!"
Oscar raised his wooden cup. The cold ale inside immediately splashed out. Then he handed me the ale. He picked up another full wooden cup. Blinking. Let me, the master, take action.
The scene was quiet for a while. A pair of hot eyes watched my every move. When I raise the ale in my hand high. When shouting a cheers.
They cheered immediately. He poured the whole glass of ale into his mouth. Betel nut foam dripped down their lips. Keep falling into the neck and strong chest. And there are several heroic female Amazons inside. Invading their towering cleavage. The wine foam slightly soaked their bras. The beautiful breast outline is clearly visible. Adding some ripples to the pride.
"Don't be angry, brother Wu. You should put in what Lao Tu gave you. Think about it. Next time it will be your turn to deceive those pink newcomers."
Hold my shoulders. He whispered in my ear and laughed evilly.
"It makes sense. It makes sense!"
It dawned on me. The remaining depression in my heart immediately disappeared. This is how things change. Uh-huh. I know a lot of Kurast who will complete the mission. An elite adventuring party to the Demon Fortress. Who should I lie to?
"Brother Wu. I should thank you!"
While thinking about it. Oscar's sincere voice suddenly came to mind.
"what are you saying?"
I gave you a look that said your brain must be broken. I looked at Oscar who gave me a sincere look.
He wasn't angry. He nodded and told me to look over there. Hundreds of adventurers are there to wake up and inspire. They celebrate the birth of a new warrior by getting each other drunk and bragging.
"The Demon Fortress is always dead. I haven't seen such a lively scene for a long time. This is all caused by you."
He patted my shoulder. Not as powerful as the previous pranks. But solemn. It's like the elders encourage the younger ones. A gentle slap.
"You are a hero!" he said to me.
I looked at Os in a daze. It was like the first day I met him.
"I can't tell you really have the demeanor of an adventurer boss."
"You only know now"
He grinned. That serious smile didn't last ten seconds. Then he showed his true colors and pulled my shoulders. Push me hard into the piles of adventurers.
"Come on, come on. How can you drink your own drink? Let our | corner be deserted today. Let's introduce each other. Cheer for our new hero..."
I don’t know how long the fun lasted. The bar gradually became quiet. The drunken adventurers held each other's shoulders. |Ba's nose smelled of alcohol. Each one of them had an unfinished expression on their face. After saying hello to us inarticulately. Leave the bar. Some are really drunk. Just lie down on the bench on the table. Even slipped on. Falling asleep.
And originally. My wine is the lightest. He should also be the protagonist of the banquet who has been spoon-fed the most. But his face was just slightly red. It’s not that we practice some magical function to eliminate alcohol. The situation is this...
"Come. Our heroic brother. Sister, give me a toast. You have to drink it all in one go." A tall and charming Amazon sister. He pressed her towering breasts towards her. He was holding a full cup of ale in his hand. He said with a breath.
"Brother Wu is the protagonist of this celebration. I'm not a big drinker, so I can't get drunk first. I'll pay you back later." Oscar stood up from the side. He drank a full glass of ale openly and exhaled with satisfaction.
"Brother. I admire you. Come have a drink. We will be brothers from now on."
A tall and powerful paladin. Fighting drunkenly. Take seven-star steps. He walked over unsteadily holding a cup. No one is close yet. A strong smell of alcohol rushed towards me.
"The human warriors are here for this celebration..."
Oscar just wanted to stand up again. As a result, the dwarf drunkard Tualatin on the other side took the lead. Saying the same wording. Then he drank the wine with a victorious smile on his face.
That's it. Turns out I should have been toasted. Most of them were robbed by these two drunkards. Just right. Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover. You love me. Everyone is happy.
I saw that Tualatin had a belly that was bigger than a woman’s. Lie on your back. A question suddenly occurred to me.
"By the way. Well, I'd better call you Lao Tu. Lao Tu. The thing you gave me is called Doug's saliva horn. How do you know Doug?"
"Doug...Doug. Who is Doug? I...don't know.
"
Tualatin was probably really drunk. He responded inarticulately. It seemed like he was remembering something again. He clapped his palms.
"Oh...Doug. I remember. It's Doug."
Explained by Tualatin. Only then did I get a ridiculous explanation.
It turned out that the two people didn't know each other at all. It's just that Tualatin accidentally overheard such gossip once in a bar. Among the savages. There was a guy named Doug who had a really loud voice when he was ten years old. It's so crazy to brag. That's all.
So that's it. I thought these two people had some hidden connection... ahem. The secret is there.
In fact, some things are very simple. It's people's inertial thinking. But these things are complicated.
"Ahem..."
I saw two drunk men, one large and one small, with obvious sexual differences lying on the bed. I coughed a few times.
"Originally, I am a hothead today. I want to give you some trouble..."
Said. I took out the jar of Eldar special fruit wine.
"There is a lot of intestinal cleansing fruit powder in it..."
Cleanse fruit. As the name suggests. It's a special medicine that will cause diarrhea if adventurers take it. However, adventurers often take small amounts. Clean your stomach...
"Now. Let's forget it." He said. Pretending to fall.
"etc!!"
Seeing that a jar of precious fruit wine is about to disappear. Tualatin and Oscar were not dizzy either. I'm not drunk anymore. He spoke fluently.
"Let brother Wu suffer. It's our fault. We accept this punishment. Bring me the wine." He said as if you won't take it and let me be punished. Just look down on my seriousness
"That's right! It's all my old pictures. Human beings. You won't let me drink this poisonous wine today. You just look down on my old pictures." The dwarf prince also changed his obscene image. His righteousness became awe-inspiring.
"Okay. You drink less. Just think of it as cleaning up the accumulated food." I hesitated for a while. Finally, he reluctantly handed over the drink. And kindly gave instructions.
"This is a punishment. We have our own limits. Brother Wu, you can go first." Oscar, who has long hands and long legs, took the fruit wine first. His mouth tilted in amusement. But he was forced to hold it back. He showed an awkward expression that made him laugh and cry.
You just went first. I rolled my eyes. Blushing and burping. Drunk, he knocked on the door and left.
"Hehe~ Brother Wu probably doesn't know yet. There is an antidote to the intestine-clearing fruit, right?"
After knowing for sure that the figure had really left. Oscar's regretful expression suddenly changed faster than his face. It turned into a sly smile.
"Hehe. I have the antidote." The smile on Tualatin's face was still obscene.
The two of them poured in the antidote carefully. Shake evenly. Oscar took out two cups. Full.
"Cheers. This is a victory for the smart people." He raised his glass.
"Hehe. Let's do the same thing. Although that kid is naughty, he is still a bit young after all." Tualatin raised the wine glass.
Then. The two couldn't wait to drink it in one gulp.
"Come on. Keep going until you get drunk today..."
the next day. There was all kinds of gossip in the bar. A veteran and wretched figure in the Demon Fortress. Oscar and Tualatin. They all convulsed in the Bloody Bar. Run to the street and do a striptease. Immoral. In the end, he was uniformed and imprisoned by the guards for three days as punishment...
