Chapter 439: Artifact? Two artifacts! !

Diablo: Destruction Chapter 439: Artifact? Two artifacts! !

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When I saw this colorful light again. I almost forgot to breathe. Can't be wrong. It was the same scene as when Tarasha's protective lacquer armor appeared. That surge of power. That overwhelming momentum. It is a scene that only occurs when the artifact appears.

only. What Tualatin calls a destined person. What happened? According to the current situation. Just press this switch. The box will open. The artifact will appear. So. This "destined" determination. What exactly is the method? What is a standard?

maybe. If it's not a destined person. Press. There will be no reaction. Or just pop out a human face from the stone box. After all, it is the craft of a master of artifacts. The agency's methods are beyond the imagination of an ordinary person like me.

There was a moment of doubt in my mind. Soon he was filled with great joy and curiosity. Now. The only thing I hope for is. The level requirements for this device should not be too high. Otherwise, it can only be like Tarasha's protective lacquer armor and BLG sword. Refrigerate in the palace. I sighed with excitement.

With excitement. joy. Even the mentality of pilgrimage and worship. I walked towards the stone box step by step. I just feel that every step is so heavy. It's like hanging a huge weight. Leave clear footprints on the hard rock.

breathe. It also gradually became thicker and messier.

Stop in front of the stone box. I am fascinated by my eyes. Gaze through the transformed seven-color light. Lying there quietly looking at it. I don’t know how many years have passed. An artifact that has made countless adventurers shed tears and bleed.

On clean clothes. I wiped my hands over and over again. I finally shook my hands. Reach into the stone box. Hold the mysterious artifact that radiates dazzling light in the palm of your hand. He slowly held it out.

Why did you leave the stone box? The colorful light of the artifact suddenly dimmed a lot. But the light was softer and rounder. Let me think of one word: the ceremony of recognizing the master.

It's a bit too exaggerated. I giggled blankly. no way. This is the legend. The aura of the protagonist that stands above the character.

The light dimmed down. I finally saw the shape of the artifact clearly. Ha ha. As expected, it was the same shape that came to mind, a square shape that was a bit like a trapezoid.

This is the advantage of a man’s seventh sense!

but. This shape looks a bit familiar. It is more than a foot wide at the top. Widen from top to bottom. Microscopically exhibits a trapezoidal structure. There is a ^ cross in the middle below. It looks like...

It's definitely not a weapon. What kind of equipment is it? Where does the equipment go? What does it do?

Look at the shape of the artifact. An item that I really don’t want to be associated with. It comes to mind involuntarily. I shook my head quickly. Shake this delusional thought away.

correct. Maybe the waist is a bit longer though. A bit wider. A bit bigger. But the weapon should have the characteristics of an artifact. If you wear it like this. Doesn’t it smell a bit like the monkey’s tiger skin skirt in Journey to the West? It’s also pretty good-looking.

The word "people's appearance" flashed in my mind. I kept guessing what this artifact was used for and where to equip it. Suddenly he slapped himself on the head.

Really. They were all stunned by the artifact. Wouldn’t you know just by looking at its properties?

I took a closer look and saw the powerful attributes of the artifact unfolding in my eyes.

Underwear worn by God (artifact)

Defense: -1

Level requirement: -1

Strength point requirement: -1

Agility point requirement: -1

Properties: God-worn panties are worn for a long time. It has certain aphrodisiac effect.

Explanation: Because these are worn underwear, there is yellow stuff stuck to them.

Additional skill - beauty attack: lift the skirt within 001 seconds (must wear a black lace miniskirt). Expose your underwear to your opponent. It has a certain chance of stunning the enemy. Fall into a state of immobility unable to attack.

Additional skill - Tula's Taunt: You were taunted by the great dwarf prince Tualatin.

"..."

"…………"

"………………"

Yeah yeah yeah. This must be dazzling. Or it's just a disguised appearance of the artifact. Only true recognition of it. Can show true appearance.

Move this "panty-like" artifact from side to side. He even bit his finger and drew a drop of blood. Still no response. And above. A few yellow patches of colorful color. It was emitting the subtle smell of objects left over from the digestive system of organic organisms and excreted through the excretory organs.

Lift your head and take a deep breath. The middle finger reaches the sky. one. two. three. The ranting begins!

"Why are these underwear worn by "God", you bastard!!!"

Um? It doesn't feel right. Subtlety seems to miss the point. Again. Take a deep breath...

"Why "worn underwear, you bastard!" ! "

no. I still feel like I have an empty punch. I take another deep breath...

"Why "underwear" you bastard!!!!!!!!!"

BING. This is the feeling!

"Moreover. What's going on with this defense and demand? What's going on with these incidental attributes? Is God already old and weak? Is he "defunct"? What's going on with that yellow and sticky stuff on top? Is God too lazy to wash them? Or are you talking about disposable underwear? God uses artifact-level disposable underwear? It’s too luxurious. This is too luxurious, you bastard.”

Take one last deep breath...

"What is the skill of beauty attack? Why are there restrictions on wearing miniskirts even though they are men's underwear? And it is specific to the color and style!! This skill probably consumes not mana. It consumes a man's dignity. When you start preparing to use it, the dignity value It has dropped straight to negative numbers!

The last one comes with skills. It made me feel like I was looking at my underwear. Tualatin's old face was looming over it. The yellow spots turned into his bared, yellowed teeth. He was smiling evilly. He looked like he was trying to pull off a treacherous plot.

The anger value suddenly exceeded A. Just go crazy.

"Malagby's picture! La! Din! You are a guy who gave birth to a son without an asshole. Curse your son to be called Cy Young. Curse your grandson to be called Pentium. Curse your great-grandson to be called Core. Curse your whole family to be named Cherry!" !”

Ho ho ho—! !

Altar center. caught someone between. Dancing with a crystal sword. He chopped and hacked randomly and kicked the stone box away...

"yawn!!!"

In the Skinning Forest of Kurast. The paladin Magby, who had just killed a small group of foxes and was cleaning up the battlefield, suddenly sneezed loudly.

"What's wrong?"

The beautiful eyes flow like water. The little fox looked over with a confused tone. Can Paladins also catch colds? This is a strange thing.

"It's nothing. I feel like someone is talking about me somewhere..."

Malagby rubbed his nose furiously. There seemed to be countless question marks floating on the tilted head.

I was going crazy for a while. I stopped panting. Looking at the fresh sword marks scratched by his own crystal sword on the altar and the mottled marks of old weapons.

When I just saw the altar. I thought some of the old traces were traces of previous adventure teams fighting for artifacts here. He even completed a pre-selected fight for the artifact in his mind. They even have their own agendas. Be suspicious of each other. A tragic scene of cannibalism. The faint traces seem to be telling the story of history.

Sang and human greed

However I was wrong. These weapon traces have no deplorable history at all. There is no value for learning. It's obvious that everyone is the same as me. After being fooled. The traces of catharsis left by the adventurer who went crazy on the spot.

Damn Tualatin. Damn it in your head.

etc! !

That is to say. Many adventurers have been fooled before? The problem is that only some really bad-tempered bastards would create these. A super fake version of a shoddy artifact. Who put it there?

I suddenly remembered the box Tualatin gave me before he left. I remembered what he told me.

"You must wait until you reach your destination and find the artifact. Or you cannot open it until you find it. Otherwise, it will be regarded as a failed test."

I see. I seem to understand what it is?

I quickly took out the delicate wooden box. Put it on. When I opened it, as expected, there was a burst of colorful light inside the box. As the cracks in the wooden box were opened, the entire altar was illuminated again.

Inside the wooden box. Lying quietly is an "artifact" shaped like a bull's horn!

Doug's slobber (artifact)

Attack: -1-0

Level requirement: -1

Strength requirement: -1

Agile requirements: -1

Attributes: + Bragging skill level

Description: The soul of Doug is attached to it. Carry this. Then bragging is like divine help. The voice cannot be suppressed. Drool can also kill someone.

Additional skill - Impressive voice: Can amplify the holder's voice ten times. There is a certain chance that the truth will be distorted. The effect is related to the holder's base voice.

Additional skill - gushing saliva: when the holder is at a loss for words. You can make the saliva of anime heaven come true. Drive away enemies.

(Note: This skill has a 0 chance of affecting innocent viewers. On this basis, there is a chance of triggering a full-screen taunt. There is a 100 chance of entering the siege route. Please judge the strength of both the enemy and ourselves before using it. Use with caution)

Additional skill - Tualatin's Taunt: Continue Tualatin's Taunt.

it is as expected……

only. Why does Tula know Doug? One of them is squatting in the fortress of the demons. One is the cowhide king who is still fighting in Lugaoyin. Logically speaking, there should be no intersection. Is there any homosexuality in it... Oh. No. Is it an inside story?

He held Doug's saliva horn in his hand. I stared blankly for an unknown amount of time. I stood up suddenly. Lift up the stone box that I kicked flying far away. put it back. Checked it carefully several times. Until it completely matches the trace just now. Then he took two steps back with satisfaction.

at this time. I had no idea that a black energy was emitting from my body. Both eyes narrowed. Like sharpening a knife on the side. I looked at the butcher who was about to slaughter the sheep.

Carefully wipe the stone box clean inside and out. Then he solemnly put "Doug's spit" inside. Get into position. Then he slowly closed the lid of the stone box.

Then. Gently press the switch in the corner. The lid of the seamless stone box suddenly opened. Colorful light burst out. It’s the same as when I first opened it.

very good. Close the lid again. Minato closed his eyes and checked again and again. Until there are no omissions.

I am afraid. The last group of adventurers. When you put the "God-worn panties" inside. The movements are also exactly the same as mine.

This is human nature. I look up and look far away.

Then. Lift up the dirty colorful underwear. Put it in a wooden box and store it away. I ripped open the return scroll. The figure disappeared into the blue light pillar.

Light bursts. next moment. The majestic building of the Demon Fortress. There is also a gray sky. Eyes appear in my eyes.

correct. Almost forgot. Now the rage gauge is full. Let’s do one thing that must be done first.

"Brother, do you mind opening the teleportation station of River of Flames for me?"

I suddenly turned around. As soon as he got on the teleportation array mage's shoulder. The naughty look on his face. It's clearly giving off the underworld atmosphere of "You'd better be wise and obedient. This will be good for you and me. Otherwise...".

"This. Your Excellency, Elder. Master Akara said..."

This poor mage with my arm around my shoulders. The same one I met last time. at this time. Under the pressure of my malicious momentum. Sweat dripped from his forehead. I tried to use the Guanyin statue in Akara. Continue to fight, I am a monkey.

"Then tell her. If you don't open it for me, don't let me do the work. Now. Immediately. Log in and activate it for me immediately!"

You guy. Don’t you know how negative my character value is? You want me to break the record in the City of God’s Punishment, right? Isn't it true that he broke the unlucky adventurer's record of 72 lightning strikes? Tell you. No door

This poor little mage. How have I ever experienced such underworld-like persecution? With a sad face. Under my fierce gaze. I reluctantly logged in my name. This also means. I will complete the mission of Demon Fortress in the future. Directly | you can be teleported to the River of Fire. No need to pass through the City of God’s Punishment anymore.

As for Akara, she wouldn't worry about such a trivial matter. We are all old acquaintances. She knows where my boundaries are. I'm in general. Also slightly inclined to accept. As long as it’s nothing too outrageous. They are all like old scalpers. Hard work without complaint. Although I, an old scalper, really want to live a life of eating and waiting to die...

&m;#039;Huh? It seemed like I was having a quick moment just now. What secrets should not be revealed. Is it my misunderstanding?

Anyway. Full anger | It can be regarded as a meritorious service.

With angry steps. I returned to my little hotel. Heavy footsteps. The wooden stairs made a "dong dong" sound. It attracted a lot of eyebrows from tourists.

"Brother Wu. You are back!!"

Familiar and loud footsteps. caught Linya's attention. She opened her door. He stuck his head out and looked over. Sure enough, I saw me. A friendly and pleasant smile suddenly appeared. Just like an attentive wife who welcomes her husband home. Welcoming.

It seems that she did as she said before leaving. Stay in your room obediently. This smart yet confused little fool.

His expressionless eyes revealed a hint of doting smile. I suddenly reached out my hand. He hugged Linya who was coming up. He kissed her on her smooth forehead.

"Baby Linya. I've wronged you."

Then let go. In Linya's cute expression, her face was blushing and her mind was full of questions. Keep moving forward.

"Cousin meow. Are you coming back meow...meow meow...?"

Feini was a few rooms away from Linya. Also open the door to probe. The bell around her neck followed her movements. The jingle bell rang with a crisp sound. He rushed forward as if he had found a savior.

I dodge! !

"Meow. Why are the treatments so different, meow?"

Feeney threw herself against the wall. The faint sound of mosquitoes came from between the walls...

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