Before time travel. It has been in many novels and TV shows. I have seen so-called political marriages. There is no love at all. A union where you don’t even know what the other person looks like. At that time, I still had a rather gloating mentality. Thinking in case the other party is a fat pig prince or a sow princess. Isn't this person very pitiful?
But. I would never have thought of that. After time travel. One day. This happens to me too. It made me feel like I was in a dream. It's like a dream. I felt that everything around me became blurry. Just twist it on your thigh. The real self will wake up from the sleep of the original world.
it's out of the question. I absolutely don't want to treat everything as a dream. I can no longer leave this world. but. I also don’t want to fall into something boring like a political marriage.
"Akara. Are you kidding me?" I looked at her with a wry smile. There seemed to be a mischievous smile on her face. But I was disappointed.
"Wu. Please forgive me. But for the cooperation between humans and elves. This is probably the most critical step." He looked at me with sharp eyes. Akara sighed.
"The key to the cooperation between the two tribes lies in the attitude of our alliance's adventurers and elves. This support operation has indeed made a certain degree of progress in the relationship between the two parties. In the future, this life-increasing potion will also be used The relationship has taken a big step forward. But it’s not enough. We also need a key pivot. A reason for both parties to let down their guard. That’s why we made this decision.”
"Is there no other way?"
"Maybe. But I think. This is the simplest, most direct and effective way to avoid casualties."
"Does it have to be me?" I continued to ask without giving up.
"There is nothing we can do about it. Among the important people in the alliance, who is not a hundred years old? Are you going to let an old guy like Farah go? If you do this, I'm afraid it won't be a marriage. It will be an insult and a provocation. "
"Me. What's wrong with me? Think of me, Farah, when I was young. I was loved by everyone. A handsome guy with flowers in bloom. Look at it. This face is old. It's maturity. It's the vicissitudes of life. Do you understand? Why is it not worthy? Fuck that little queen girl? It’s those elves who have no vision. They don’t understand what connotation is.”
Listen to what Akara said. Farah was suddenly unwilling. He pointed at his old face and came to us. Dakou defended.
"Okay. You guy, stand aside."
Akara, who had always been kind, couldn't help but hit him on the head with a cane.
There seemed to be no excuse left. It seemed like they were all being reasonable. Is this also a so-called obligation? Although she will marry an elf like the Elf Queen who is 100% sure to be a beauty. Consider it an obligation and a burden. It seems that this idea is a bit unpalatable to other men. If you are a single person. That's definitely a thumbs up. But now I already have so many ties. Honestly. There is already a feeling of "fullness". This elf queen. Such a disgusting marriage. It really leaves me at a loss.
"You're just trying to exploit me. It's unclear whether the other party agrees or not."
I suddenly thought of. Although it's a bit depressing to belittle myself like this. But he looks ordinary like me. Lazy personality. A young man with no ambitions. The elf queen who sat on the other throne of the mainland's twin stars with her true talent and ability. You may not be able to watch it yet.
"You can rest assured. Because this matter is not our idea. It is the other party. That is, the elf queen herself proposed it."
Speaking of which. Akala smiled and narrowed her eyes. No. What does it mean to be within one's heart? That's it.
I was stunned. Suddenly turned his back. He secretly took out a mirror that had accumulated a lot of dust from his inventory. I looked around. Is it after level 30? Skills have been added. Have people become more handsome?
"Forget it. You are just a handsome boy..." The old drunkard's words came from behind. did not expect. This old woman is quite discerning.
"It's just like being stepped on the face a few times by a camel beast."
Kill you. I am going to kill you. Even if I can't kill you. He also had to buy up all the wine in the entire camp. Then feed them all to the pigs in front of you. Make you miserable. He turned around and glared at Kasha. But let's be honest. When you know it's not up to them. But when it was proposed by the Elf Queen. I feel really comfortable. That's the case after all. The feeling of depression of always being squeezed by one's own people is much lessened.
Seeing me silent. Akara couldn't help but smile.
"Wu. This can be considered as telling you in advance. This will prevent you from always muttering behind me, an old woman, that we secretly use you. Since it is in advance, it must not be that fast. Now humans and elves are in a delicate period of relationship. If If you marry at this time, the consequences are difficult to predict. Only after this transitional period is stable and both parties have a general understanding can it be truly implemented. "
"Approximately how long will it take?"
"Hmm. I can't say for sure. But I guess it's probably two or three years."
Holy shit. Are you going to scare me with something so far away?
"Aren't we afraid that you will whisper behind your back that we secretly hid it until now?" I looked depressed. Akara's tone was quite innocent.
"Besides, even if there is a marriage, you don't have much burden. To be honest, this marriage is just a formality. It is just to give both tribes a reason to accept each other. If you are not happy, just after the marriage . Show your face to the elves for a few days. Just tell the elves about your existence. And even if you are willing, you have to see if another elf queen whose achievements are not inferior to yours is willing."
To the end. Akara started to feel happy. It was as if I saw two mainland twins sitting on the bed. Big eyes stare at small eyes. A situation where no one is convinced by anyone.
"Don't think about it first. I haven't agreed yet. I need to think about it carefully."
Seeing these four guys couldn't help laughing. The root of the tooth suddenly itched terribly. but. I know it too. This is just angry talk. This damn political marriage. I still went through the motions.
After the meeting. The old drunkard is following me. Because of what she just said. I don't want to pay attention to this venomous old woman now.
"Boy, you are too dissatisfied. You are about to marry the Elf Queen. And you still have a dead face." The old drunkard shamelessly caught up with her. Walking side by side with me.
"You like it. You can marry me."
I glared at her. Whose fault is it that I keep a straight face? Not that kind of queen. It's you, bastard.
"If the queen likes a woman, I don't mind."
The old drunkard said shamelessly. Listen. So thick-skinned. Can this really be called a human being? It's not a mud monster that came out of some swamp.
"Honestly. Isn't this great? Even if you don't have feelings, the other person is still a beauty. Don't worry about her. Just be direct. Anyway, for you men, it's a sure profit."
Although the words of the old drunkard are unpleasant to hear. But it undoubtedly speaks volumes about the essence of most men. then. I patted her shoulder.
"You guy. It's a great blessing in the Dark Continent that you didn't become a man."
"Is it because I am afraid that Vilas and the others...can't tell. You are still a good man." Even if I say this. This old drunkard still continues to pester me.
"Of course I'm worried that they will be sad. But if it's just like this, it won't be a problem at all. Akara just needs to use her words. Xiaoyi is righteous. I'm afraid they will persuade me in turn." I rolled my eyes.
"That's true. Then why?"
I said. Are you that obsessed with the reason for my depression? He gave her a helpless look.
"Burden, burden. Although Akara said that I don't need to spend too much time and energy on this matter. It is true on the surface. However, as a bridge between the two races, countless humans and elves pass through our road every day. Bridge connection. How could there be no burden? This clearly puts the burden of maintaining the relationship between the two races on the two of us. Once you say the wrong word or do the wrong thing, it may lead to irreversible results. You Do you think there is any burden?"
"You can see it quite clearly."
The old drunkard looked at me in surprise. It seems unbelievable that I can think of so many things with my mediocre intelligence.
"Thank you for the compliment."
I just can't get angry at this bastard. Sighing silently.
"My heart. My shoulders. All they can bear is the weight of an ordinary person. But you have been putting too heavy a burden on it. I am afraid that one day, sooner or later, I will collapse.
Kasha also fell silent. For a while. She suddenly turned around. He said something that shocked me.
"Wu. If one day you can't bear it anymore, tell me and I will help you leave the alliance."
I looked at her with wide eyes. This guy. Are you encouraging me to betray the alliance? Damn it. She couldn't be a degenerate wearing Kasha's skin now.
"I think you thought that I would tell you then. Then you should immediately destroy me humanely." B gave her a serious look.
"I'm telling the truth. Think about it. Instead of defecting and resenting the alliance when you really can't bear it, I'll give you a hand when it reaches the critical point. At least you won't do this in the future. There is too much resistance to the alliance. Even if you say no, you can continue to do small things for us. Isn’t it?”
"this……"
What did you hear? Kasha's words are indeed a bit outrageous. But it makes sense if you think about it carefully.
"You guy. I really wonder if you are a traitor sent by the Fallen Alliance."
at last. I could only smile bitterly. Betray the Alliance? I've never had such an idea. after all. Except for being occasionally thrown a load of burdens by Akala. Principles of the Alliance. Every adventurer in the alliance. All to my own taste.
"Come on, come on. Let's not talk about this. I heard that your boy has made great progress. Let's play a few tricks." The old drunkard grinned. Can't help but explain. Then he held my shoulder and walked towards the old man.
result. Although he has mastered the heart of madness. I still lost miserably. The old drunkard used all his equipment. But she didn't use her true strength. Maybe he didn't even show half of his strength. Because she didn't open a field.
she told me. The blood bear transformation happens to be restrained by a master like himself who is agile and fast. no way. More than ten meters tall. No matter how flexible it is. If you face an opponent whose speed and agility are several times more flexible than your own. They will also be tied up.
Take Carlos, for example. I am no worse than him now. It might even be slightly better in terms of overall strength. But he happens to be a speed master. If it really matches. He may not be able to kill me anymore. But I'm still no match for him. It would be the same even if Koyuki and all of them were added up. In front of his absolute speed. I deeply understand that all laws can be broken. The only unbreakable truth.
certainly. If he dares to neglect. I will also give him a profound experience of what it means to be careless and lose Jingzhou.
Anyway. This competition with the old drunkard. Although I was still very helpless and got my head knocked all over. But I really feel the improvement in strength. Put it before. I simply can't imagine comparing my abilities to Carlos. And now. But I am confident that I can protect myself in his hands. Even if there is a flaw in him. It's possible to turn defeat into victory.
When I returned home with a little bit of excitement. This small excitement suddenly turned into a huge joy. Two twin daughters. Two little darlings, Xilusi and Aikolu. Already looking forward to it at home. The two little guys put on the princess costumes I made for them. One black and one white. The cute skirt and embellished ribbons danced in the wind. Like two little angels. While calling daddy sweetly. When he was still two meters away from his feet. Just swooped up. It crashed into my arms with a snap.
Dad. This is a burden that makes me happy.
"Baby. Daddy misses you so much."
He kissed the little angel on each cheek. I picked them up. Eh. It seems that he has grown a lot taller. Count them down. The two little guys are also 11 years old.
"Dad. Guess. Which of us is the elder sister? Who is the younger sister?" Ecolu in black princess dress. He asked, blinking his big black eyes.
That's when I discovered it. originally. The one with the left ponytail is Sirus. The one with the right ponytail is Ecolu. Probably to complement this princess outfit. Both little guys let their straight black hair hang down. Drape it behind you. A little less lively. But it adds a touch of elegance and luxury. At a young age. It has bloomed with amazing beauty.
Just like this. Except for the different colors of the clothes. The two people are exactly the same. It's hard to tell the difference.
but. This is just relative to other people. in my eyes. Except for the ponytail. There are too many factors that can distinguish them.
"You naughty little kid is Aikelu." He gently kissed Aikelu in the black princess outfit on the cheek. She was slightly startled. Then started acting coquettishly.
"I'm not a naughty kid. Aikelu listens to his father the most."
I smiled. He kissed the slightly shy Xi Lusi on the face without being unkind: "You are Xi Lusi, right."
Syrus in a white princess outfit. Smile sweetly. He nodded obediently.
The biggest difference between the twins. It’s my sister, Siluth, who is well-behaved and shy. Sometimes I get a little confused. But her younger sister Aikolu is lively and cute. But there is no lack of care. It can be said that they complement each other. but. Even if two people are dressed the same and have the same expression. They stood together in silence and didn't speak. I also have many ways to tell who is who?
reason? Because I am their father. If you can't even do this. How can he be worthy of being their father?
There is sari aunty here. In addition, Lal and the others are back. Naturally, I chose to go to their house for dinner. certainly. The most important thing is to show off his two precious daughters to the three policemen. I will never admit it.
"yawn!!!"
Lal's sneezing could be heard in the distance. It is said. Just said. Yesterday night. After the three guys ate the remaining mushrooms. Fell down in the yard. I simply slept until dawn. As a result, I fed the mosquitoes to their fullest. Lal also caught a cold. What a pathetic guy.
"Daughter. Your precious big brother is here."
Saw a group of us from a distance. Lal yelled at the top of his lungs. sorrow. He felt that he was really sad. Sari has become more aggressive recently. My beloved daughter. It was also snatched away by another man. Lal at the moment. I just feel that the weather is even cooler than when I slept in the yard last night.
"Big brother----"
Lar's words had just finished. A beautiful figure rushed straight out of the house. Head on. Lal looked jealous again. My daughter. Dad, when I came back from my experience. You have never used such speed to rush out to greet me.
He didn't even think about it. At Camp Rogue. When he comes back from training. Sarah has not yet received mercenary training. How could such speed be possible? This guy is just full and has nothing to do. Looking for trouble.
The little angel who rushed forward originally wanted to be the same as before. He jumped directly and hung his body around my neck. But I found that there were already two little angels being held by me, one on the left and one on the right. There is no room in front. So she hesitated for a while. Come around behind me. Suddenly jumped up with a hey sound. Hanging from behind my neck. Wrapped around my back like a koala.
"Sister Salad."
Silos and Aikolu's voices are very soft. Very sweet mouth. It's simply a case of men and women killing each other. Ask whoever you want to eat honey. Shala, who was coaxed by her sister twice, was happy. He also greeted them with a bright smile. Suddenly. One large, two small, and three lolita used my body as a platform. Played voice chat.
Hello. Could you please give me a little consideration for this "chatting place"? Don't talk to others with a nonchalant expression. Especially you. Small salad. Unconsciously hanging the neck from the front and hanging the neck from the back. Are they two completely different enjoyments for me? You are strangling my neck now. You are now leaving your future husband breathless. My life is about to be in danger!
I am completely unable to complain. He was carrying the weight of three lolita. Overwhelmed by the girl's beautiful and lovely dress. The exposed feet. Just like the Red Army's 25,000 Miles. One step at a time. The face that was revealed. It's like eating durian. Pain and happiness.
Lal looked at me. I suddenly felt happy. Look again. Small, beautiful twins. He showed envious eyes again. I thought my daughter was robbed by you. At least you should collect some interest on your daughter.
then. This guy strode forward very coquettishly. Revealing his usual hypocritical paladin temperament outside. He smiled very kindly at Silos and Aikelu.
"Are you the daughter Wu recognizes? She is indeed cute. I am Shala's father. Wu's brother. I am also his future father-in-law. If you don't mind, you can also call me dad."
This guy. Could it be that I ate dream mushrooms yesterday? I'm still dreaming now.
For Lar's self-cooking. Shy Syrus cringed a little. Aikolu, who was bolder, stared curiously at Lal, who looked dignified. He suddenly turned around and asked.
"Dad. Is this the wretched Uncle Paladin you often talk about?"
"Wu. You bastard!!"
Over Roger. Lar's roar and my sarcastic laughter came from a distance.
"Sister Sari. Is the meal ready? I'm starving."
My butt is not yet warm from sitting. Doug and Jeff are the two free rice kings. Just before the sun goes down. Entered the gate on time. Just came to the yard. Doug raised his broken voice. He was afraid that others wouldn't know that he was here to make a living.
"Wu. Are these your two daughters?"
The twins Sirus and Ecolu are too conspicuous. Just stepped through the door. Doug’s ear-drum-piercing voice sounded again. This shocked Sirus and Aikelu, who were whispering to Shala. They all hid in my arms. Looking at them timidly.
no way. Compared to the twins who are only 1.23 meters tall. These two guys are close to the three-meter-tall savage. It’s not an exaggeration to describe it as a hill. Plus face tattoos. It is particularly ferocious for children. Stop in front of them. That oppressive height. It would be a lie to say that I am not afraid.
Realizing that I had frightened the two little cuties. Doug scratched his head sheepishly. Gefu behind him showed a naive smile. Although compared to humans. Savages have very different ways of judging beauty and ugliness. But facing cuties like Xilusi and Aikolu. No matter who you are, you will feel cute.
"Oh. Training in a priest training camp? Is it hard?"
slowly. Discovered that the two tall savages were not as scary as they looked. And Lal's note is not like the legendary uncle who kidnapped children. The twins also gradually grew bolder. At least not like it was in the beginning. Hiding behind me for shelter.
"It's not hard. Everyone is a good person. Especially Grandma Akara. Ecolu is very happy." Ecolu dressed up as a black princess. He shook his head a little cautiously.
"Little Aikolu's biggest dream in the future is to become a great priest? That's awesome." Lal raised his thumb. As expected of someone who has a daughter. I know that children can’t stand praise. but. This time he photographed the horse's legs.
Silos and Aikolu looked at each other. They all shook their heads.
"What? The pastor is not good?" An unexpected reaction. Jean Lar couldn't help but be slightly startled.
"Uncle Lal. No. Becoming a priest is indeed our dream." Siluth blushed and lowered her head shyly. I dare not look into everyone's eyes. Ai Kelu, who was speaking and acting on the side, continued what she said. Said proudly.
"But the biggest dream of mine and Siroth. is to be daddy's bride."
Everyone looked at each other. Then they all looked at me as if they were perverts. I didn't do anything. What an injustice.
At this time. Sari aunty came out and came to my rescue. She smiled faintly: "Dear, I remember Shala said such a thing when she was young."
Lar was slightly startled. Seems to have recalled something. A warm smile appeared on his face. But soon. The smile turned into frustration.
"Uh-huh. You obviously told me this often before I was six years old. But why didn't you say it to me again after that? Dad, I'm so sad!"
Invariably. Everyone looked at the perverted B and looked at him.
