When Phoenix heard this, he quickly came up with an amnesia trick that was famous all over the world. He didn't forget to add "meow" at the end to make up for it.
Hahahahaha--------
I almost burst out laughing in my heart, but now is not the time, Wu Fan, for the sake of the great revolutionary cause, you have to hold back, hold back! !
Resisting the twisted smile on my lips, I nodded, and then suddenly shook it again.
"There's still something wrong. Let me think about it. Oh, by the way, my cousin likes to play a game. If you get it right, it means you are really my cousin."
I looked at Phoenix with a serious look on my face.
"I can't remember what game it was, meow." This guy looked at me, his delicate eyes filled with mist again.
"Well, there's nothing we can do about it. I'll just demonstrate it to you."
Saying this, I took out a cute magic wand. Yes, it was the magic wand that came with the white devil meat when I bought it at the trading market last time. Although the workmanship was a bit rough, it was better than the cute one. I insisted. Descriptive words. Just like the magic wand used by beautiful girls when they transform.
So, I took a deep breath and held the magic wand in my chest. As if affected by my movements, the whole bar suddenly became silent. The cross talk duo Phoenix and I have become detached, completely forgetting that there are other audiences around us.
Then, he blinked lightly with his left eye, and held the wand in a few circles with great momentum (please imagine for yourself. I really can't describe it).
"Transformed, IRARUU. I like fish the most."
There were only gasps in the audience.
"Come on, if you are my cousin, give it a try." I thrust the transformation magic wand into Phoenix's hand.
Looking at me blankly. Looking at the cute magic wand in his hand again, Phoenix's eyes kept moving back and forth between the two. He seemed to be hesitating about something, his eyes were a bit strange, as if he was resisting, but at the same time there was a sense of novelty and eagerness to try.
Finally, she took a deep breath, and gently placed the magic wand on the chest of the maid uniform decorated with a yellow ribbon bow and blue oval silver-trimmed gems. She didn't know why, but she looked quite... There was a sense of solemnity, as if what he had to do next was more important to him than praying to God.
Then she raised the staff slightly unfamiliarly. The body turned stiffly for a few times.
"Transform... transform. I... like fish the most."
As everyone in the mainland, including me, inhaled again, Phoenix completed the whole process stiffly. Although the movements were stiff, she was petite and cute in a maid uniform, and she looked much better than a big man like me. .
The adventurers who just didn't understand why Lord Mortal did such goosebump-inducing moves couldn't help but have their eyes lit up after seeing Phoenix perform it again. It turned out that the same move, performed by different people, had such a huge contrast. , and at the same time, I secretly admired him.
Mr. Fan is Mr. Fan. He has far-reaching vision and avant-garde thinking. He can always see and think of things that we cannot see or think of.
Among all the people present, only one person was still frowning, and that was Phoenix. After stopping, she looked at the magic wand blankly, her eyes full of "I am very dissatisfied", and for a while, she did not wait for other adventurers. They called for another one, and she held the staff in her chest again as if no one else was around, and took a deep breath again. At this time, she gave people the feeling that she had completely forgotten the surroundings, everyone, and the whole world. It was his stage, and on the stage, there was only her and the transformation magic wand in her hand. \*\
It was obvious that she had entered a wonderful state. Transformation, IRARUU, IRARUU, GYGYGYGY..., I like fish the most. "
This time, her speech was already fluent. Although she still lacked emotional fluctuations in her tone because she had not adapted to this strange pronunciation, it sounded a little stiff and lacked that sweet and lovely feeling, but she had already done it. It's very good, especially in terms of movements. The few movements of turning around give people a very light feeling. The light maid's skirt floats in the wind due to her smooth movements, blooming like a black lotus.
The whole audience was shocked!
The barbarian who spoke first opened his mouth wide, sucked in air, and was about to burst out "Okay". You can imagine how earth-shattering his roar would be in this environment where you can hear the drop of a needle. , However, before the sound could reach his throat, several other adventurers next to him all took out their palms, and four or five big slaps were slapped on his bald head. With a few snaps, the barbarian fell to the ground in a somersault. Under the table.
Why not let this barbarian speak out? The reason is very simple. After finishing the action, our maid, Miss Phoenix, fell into deep thought again. She frowned and looked solemn, as if she was thinking about something. Everyone knew that she was still dissatisfied with her performance just now.
Sure enough, after pondering for a while, Phoenix raised his head again, took a deep breath, his eyes suddenly changed from solemn to cute, and gently held the staff in front of his chest, without any pause, with such a natural move, at this moment, everything Everyone was in a trance. In their eyes, Phoenix seemed to be integrated into the magic wand. The man was the wand, the wand was the man, and every move made by the man and the wand became one. Could it be that she is dissolved in nature and beauty, as if there are countless stars rotating around her.
"Transformation----meow
He lifted his toes and rotated with him. The hem of the skirt floated slightly, and the lovely staff drew beautiful trajectories one after another in the air. Mesmerizing. GYGYGYGY..., I like fish the most, meow.”
Cute action. Lovely syllables, especially the lovely ending that seems like a stroke of genius. At this moment, Phoenix has not only completely surpassed the demonstration I just held back, but also made some modifications to several of his tones and movements, making them smoother and cuter.
The entire bar was silent, and even the maids looked at Phoenix with envy and jealousy.
"How's it going, cousin, is it like this?"
After finishing, Phoenix's face was flushed. Eyes full of joy. He seemed to be very satisfied with his perfect performance just now.
"Well...yes...yes, very...very good. You are indeed my cousin Starling."
When Phoenix asked me this question, I came out of my trance and stammered, "I don't know why, but now I have the urge to lie on the table and cry. There is no reason, I just want to cry hard." field.
"Cousin, meow"
Seeing me lying limply on the table, constantly banging my forehead on it, Phoenix felt a little strange. It wasn't just me, but a few adventurers in the bar who knew Phoenix's gender were also doing the same actions as me. The sound of kowtows echoed throughout the bar. \*\
"Uh...what's the matter? My dear cousin." I straightened up and wiped the blood on my forehead.
"This...Cousin Meow, can you give me this magic wand, Meow?"
Looking back, I saw Phoenix holding the staff tightly with both hands, as if he was afraid that I would not agree. His face was full of nervousness, and there was a raging fanaticism hidden in his hot eyes.
Huh----?
I stared at Phoenix with wide eyes. At this moment, I realized that she had completely changed compared to just now. If she was playing the role of a transvestite before, with a sense of stiffness and resistance, as if she was being forced into danger, then now, he has already He is completely integrated into this character, and the fiery light shines out of his beautiful eyes, as if a child has discovered his favorite thing or found his most desired dream.
To put it simply, at this moment, she seems to have broken through some kind of bottleneck and entered a new realm. The true motherly light released from her whole body is so dazzling that no one can compare it with the "male". The words are connected together. If I had seen her now when I first walked in, I would definitely not be able to recognize her as Phoenix anymore, and I would not have the slightest idea of such a thing.
Could it be that his teasing just now accidentally awakened something deep in his soul? A great product called the soul of a transvestite! ! !
"Okay...you...just take it."
I kept my mouth open for a long time before speaking. When I saw Phoenix put away the magic wand happily, I couldn't help it anymore, turned around and cried.
Phoenix, my friend, you have a good journey. From now on, there may be no Phoenix anymore, replaced by Joseph and Starling who have shed their cocoons and been reborn.
"Guest, what would you like to drink, meow?
Phoenix blinked his left eye playfully, and the cool-faced assassin on the other side suddenly showed a hint of bewilderment on his cold face, and then he ordered a lot of things indiscriminately.
"Guest, what would you like to order, meow?
This time, she was facing a mage. She held the hem of her skirt with both hands, lifted it slightly, and bowed gracefully. Phoenix asked softly. Every tiny movement was full of the ladylike temperament. Suddenly, the middle-aged The mage also lowered his head.
It's so terrible...
"Little Feeney..."
A familiar voice came from the second floor. Looking along, it turned out to be the other protagonist of the incident—Oona, the most beautiful maid in the bar. Upon hearing the sound, Phoenix hurried over in a hurry.
"The boss lady asked you to come over. Huh? Little Fini, you seem... a little different..." Oona held Phoenix's hand as she walked down the stairs, looking up and down and asked.
Of course it was different. She was completely different from the one she was just now. Her soul had changed from "he" to "she", I shouted in my heart.
After looking at it for a while. Although she was confused, Oona was still very happy. She was the instigator of the incident and had a change in Phoenix's current temperament. The tenderness and sweetness in her eyes added even more.
"Little Feeney, let's go together."
A smile broke out on that beautiful face. Oona held Phoenix's hand tighter, and the two beautiful "girls" in cute clothes stared lovingly. In the eyes of the adventurer, this beautiful scene seemed to be surrounded by lilies. \/*/\
Come out of the bar. I felt that the corners of my mouth were still a little stiff, so I touched them. He laughed rather self-deprecatingly.
Is Phoenix's current outcome a tragedy? I can’t explain clearly. Although it seems very tragic, he got the girl he likes. Even if he has to dress up as a transvestite, now it seems that it is because of his own interest, or it may be that he is a transvestite buried deep in his heart. The soul has finally awakened. In other words, am I the one who fulfilled his wish?
What is the definition of happiness. I don't quite understand. As a job changer, work as a waitress in a bar. It seems a bit funny and absurd, but Phoenix's status as a former wanderer is not necessarily much better in the eyes of other adventurers. The most important thing is not other people's opinions, but himself. Whether Phoenix thinks he is Live happily? That's the only standard.
Recalling his smile at the bar, I suddenly felt envious.
"Master is envious and wants to wear women's clothes?"
Princess Sanwu, who was silently standing by, suddenly spoke, looking at me with two words in her eyes - pervert.
No, no, no, you guys know exactly what I want to express, right? You said it on purpose, bastard, besides, how do you see what I'm thinking, are you mind-reading?
"Xiao Fan, even if you express your thoughts on your face without missing a beat, you always say it without consciously speaking." The little ghost in the necklace complained to me mercilessly.
Yeah? Am I this kind of person? Do you speak out what is on your mind without even realizing it? Just lie.
"I definitely didn't lie to you."
The little ghost and Princess Sanwu retorted in unison.
In the face of the naked facts, I can't argue.
"I was just thinking, how great it would be if one day, like Phoenix, I could move forward on my own path as I pleased." Looking at the setting sun, I sighed.
"Is it impossible now?"
The little ghost tilted her head. For her, she can throw away everything except me at any time, so naturally she can't feel the ropes that are firmly tied to me, and her. In comparison, I am more like a dark man now.
"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. When one day you find that the road ahead is not what you imagined, there is no turning back."
I smiled bitterly. If I had woken up earlier and taken Willas, Sarah and the others to live in seclusion when I was at Rogge Camp, it might still be possible, but it is no longer possible.
The forces of hell are already paying attention to me. Without the protection of the Adventurer Alliance, I have the confidence to protect myself, but I don’t have the confidence to protect Sarah and the others. Also, I learned from Elder Lyman that I have been called that mainland twin star. , if I abandon everything now, then I will become a sinner on the entire continent, and at least I will be looked down upon. Even if I don't care, can I let Sarah and the others who follow me suffer such injustice?
Lal, Doug, Goff, the four elders, Dhruv, Ihana, Marton, Linya, Chasi, Thorne, Tia, Kurt, Dika, White Wolf, Lucia... and so on There are faces that cannot be named, but are equally sincere and sincere.
These people flashed through my heart one by one. When I noticed it, I realized that I had been integrated into the dark world without knowing it, and there were already countless fetters on my body. The rope stretched towards such a person, and then divided into countless strands, spreading in all directions, like a dense spider web, making it impossible for me to break free. \/*/\Can I ignore these people and run away alone to enjoy myself?
I think if you do this, it is not called free and easy, nor is it heroic, but a kind of escape. Cowardly, as a member of the darkness, himself, his wife and friends. They all enjoy the blessings of this continent and are protected by the alliance. How could I turn a blind eye to the heavy responsibilities on my shoulders?
The more difficult the period, the more noble personalities will be born. Unexpectedly, I floated in the big dye vat of darkness, and my consciousness seemed to have become higher.
Sighed. I took Moissa's little hand and smiled at her.
"Don't worry. Little one, there will come a day. After the hell clan is defeated..." How long will it take? I don't know, this is a beautiful wish, and all adventurers are moving towards this wish.
"Ah, Xiaofan, I want it too, I want it too." Seeing me holding Moissa's little hand, the little ghost seemed unhappy and started making noises in the necklace.
"What's not allowed? As long as you come out of it. I can drag your hand until you're old, ah. Don't forget to put on your underwear before coming out."
"I
This little guy is in trouble and doesn't know whether to put on his underwear or not to walk on the street where passersby come and go.
"Then I'll let you hold me until you get back..."
"No, no, no, I want to hold hands and watch the sunset, I want to hold hands and walk on the deserted streets under the sunset, ah--"
"Go to sleep." If you sleep, everything can come true.
"Wu Gu----"
A few days later, Phoenix became famous with her perfect magic transformation dance. What I didn't expect was that I was so carried away at the time that I ignored the others to demonstrate to Phoenix, and was caught by everyone. , As a result, the more famous Phoenix became, the more famous I became as the founder of Transformation Dance.
So, walking on the street, I was innocently watched by adventurers, whose eyes seemed to be talking: "Look, Lord Fan is the founder of the Transformation Dance."
"No, that kind of cute dance, I thought it was created by some beautiful and cute girl. How could it be a man, Lord Fan?"
"You don't know something about this..."
As a result, various versions of speculation were born, including versions that speculated that I was a woman disguised as a man...
What a tragedy. If you are with this guy Phoenix, you will indeed be infected with the tragedy. After returning to my final destination, it seems that I should rush back to Gallen's place immediately and perform some hard training according to Akara and the others' expectations. This will allow them to calculate in every possible way. Old Gallen is definitely not easy. Even without their urging, I I am also somewhat eager to learn from each other, and my desire for strength is no less than that of other adventurers.
However, before that, there are two things that force me to put this matter aside. One is Old Man Snoopy. I have not forgotten that this guy fiddled with my golden bird and said he wanted to make it. The one-month development time for the life-increasing potion has now passed a month and a half, so the life-increasing potion must have been completed.
The second is the promotion ceremony of Vilas and Sarah. For such an important event, I have to go there no matter what.
So the next day, I personally visited the old man's home. When I saw that the door of his cabin was ajar, I was immediately happy. It seemed that my trip was not in vain. \*\\
Opening the door and walking in, I was greeted by a strange, not unpleasant, but definitely not comfortable smell. The dark room was filled with various jars, and the number of them was astonishing. They were everywhere. Look, there was no one, but I soon found a clue. On the ground in the corner next to the table, there was an underground door. I guess Old Snoopy's laboratory should be underground here.
When I went down the steps, there was a sudden explosion sound inside, which made me stunned. This old man is not as tough as Farah, the miser. It is better not to be killed by the explosion.
Speeding up my pace, I finally descended into a rather dry basement, which was in a mess. There was thick smoke and traces of explosions everywhere. Broken experimental equipment and papers were scattered on the floor. But Old Man Snoopy, this lucky guy The guy was getting up from the ground shaking his head. If you look closely, you can see that a lot of his white beard has been blown off.
"Are you OK."
I chuckled to myself. Minato stepped forward and helped old Snoopy up. The old man groaned in pain and turned his head around. When he saw clearly that it was me, he suddenly showed doubts in his eyes.
This guy must have been stunned because his head was blown.
"Oh, it's Elder Fan. Look at my brain..." After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly slapped his head as if he suddenly realized something.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I wonder if the life-increasing potion has been developed?" I curled my lips. He showed a smile that he considered to be the most respectful of the elderly and the young.
"Okay, it was ready more than half a month ago. I originally wanted to deliver it to Elder Fan in person, but Elder Fan was not there at that time. He was busy with new experiments these days and forgot about it for a while. "
As he spoke, he rummaged through the drawer. Finally, he carefully took out seven bottles of weird potions and told me that these were all the potions made using the formulas and raw materials in the Golden Bird.
Erlenmeyer glass bottle. It is filled with liquid. The bottom is an orange-yellow liquid, and there is a layer of green floating on top. The color looks a bit strange and gorgeous. It is a rather weird potion. Except for the dishes made by Princess Sanwu, I I have never seen such a weird colored liquid.
However, the shape seems to be very similar to the life-increasing potion in the Diablo game that I have a vague impression of. Therefore, I have no doubt that this is the legendary life-increasing potion. Pick it up and take a look. But I found that there were only a few simple large characters written in dark gold font on the note.
Life Potion: After drinking it, the user's health will be permanently increased.
It's quite simple. Seeing this, I turned my head towards Old Snoopy: "Old man, I wonder how effective this life-increasing potion is. How much health can it increase?"
"This, because there is no experiment, I don't know much about it, but according to the instructions on the formula, it should be different according to the user's qualifications. Generally speaking, the mercenary will increase his life by about 10-20 points after drinking it. The value ranges from 20 to 40 points for those who change jobs.”
Old Man Snoopy stroked his half-scorched white beard and replied like an old scholar who didn't care.
It turns out that 10-40 points is already a big number for the adventurers of Kurast, especially the mages with weak systems. It can be obtained for free, which is less valuable than half a piece of dark gold equipment. Quite a few, this potion must make the adventurers go crazy.
"How are the materials? Can they be produced in large quantities?" After thinking for a while, I immediately entered the elder mode.
"Yes, but some of the important raw materials are in the hands of the elves. Look, Elder Fan..."
Old Snoopy hesitated and said, although the Dark Continent is facing a disaster, it should be for you and me regardless of race, but for something as precious as a life-increasing potion, he, the person in charge, still dare not make the decision without permission.
"It doesn't matter. You should prepare for mass production first. We will take care of it on the Elf side."
Now is a good opportunity for the two races to cooperate. I believe that with this life-increasing potion as a bargaining chip, the cooperation will be smoother. It is simply killing two birds with one stone. Akara and the others will not let go of this opportunity.
"I said, old man..." After hesitating for a while, I asked a personal question.
"Can this potion be used in combination, or is there room for improvement in the near future?"
"Haha, one person can only drink one bottle. It's useless to drink more. As for improvement, I think there is definitely room for improvement, but the space is very small and it will definitely take a lot of time. Elder Fan should not expect too much. That's good." Old Snoopy chuckled and gave up my idea, but when the topic changed, he continued.
"However, there are better materials in the second and third worlds. When you go there in the future, you will naturally be able to use the enhanced and super versions of the life-increasing potions."
Khan, isn't this just like in the game, there is one mission for each difficulty, and you will get a bottle of potion after completing it?
After bidding farewell to Old Snoopy, that night, two people, a ghost, a dog and a fish, gathered around the table and fell into deep thought while looking at the seven bottles of life potion on it.
"Gah----"
The alluring luster of the life-increasing potion is obviously very attractive to dragons, creatures that regard shiny things as life. The dead dog swaggered onto the table and held a bottle of potion in its arms. The dog proudly raised his head and announced the ownership of this bottle of potion. Then, not satisfied, he extended his paw to the second bottle...
I quietly glanced at the little mermaid who was watching the dead dog's behavior. The little mermaid Elijah received my meaning and cutely straightened her perfect upper body. She gave me a military salute straight away, and then took out her golden trident, which was the size and shape like a fork, out of nowhere. She held it in both hands and acted like a gun with great momentum. He thrust it up the dead dog's ass from behind without hesitation.
"oh----"
The dead dog that was attacked on the butt jumped three meters high and fell down. The trident, which was held tightly by the little mermaid like a baseball, swung it hard, hit a home run, and turned into a shooting star and disappeared out of the window.
Good shot, I gently touched Eliya's little face with my fingers. She seemed to like me touching her so intimately. After putting away the trident, his two small hands tightly held my fingers in his arms. Yiyi made cute sounds and kept rubbing her face on it, or simply sucking it into her mouth.
At this time, I always can't help but think that if she grabs her finger like this and suddenly shakes it hard, where can she throw herself? Is it that the tragic end of the dead dog is too fresh in people’s minds, or does he already have a persecution delusion?
"Alice, little Jasmine, one bottle for each of you." There was no doubt about this allocation.
"I don't need it. Anyway, I can hide in the necklace when I'm in danger. Besides, my health is not very important to me."
The little ghost shook his head and said. Just as she said. As long as you reach level 60, you can learn the Blood Demon Transformation. The priests with full mana points will usher in the real spring, and their health is really not that important to them.
"Nonsense, how far is it to reach sixty? Besides, things can be mass-produced in the future. How can you, a greedy little guy, learn to be reserved?"
I pinched her soft face. Really, how could it feel so good? It was completely foul. Isn't this so addictive?
"Uh-huh, zombie fever..." (I just drink)
The little ghost knows that although this potion can be produced, it is not easy to collect the raw materials. Even if it is made, it must be distributed to the second and third worlds first. If it wants to be truly popular among adventurers in the first world, , none of them is impossible for a year or two. For the time being, these seven bottles of potions are still quite precious. With my own ability, the effect of life-increasing potions is indeed not very important, but how can I survive in this regard? He was a domineering guy, so she could only accept it helplessly and sweetly.
Seeing the fate of the little ghost, and then looking at me again, Princess Sanwu was very sensible and knew that I was not to be messed with, so she grabbed a bottle without saying a word. Very nice, clever little guy.
I looked at Elijah, I'm sorry little mermaid, Combat Rini is a bench member and can't be assigned to you yet.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeee----"
Aelia called out cutely and stretched out her little hand towards me, making a hug gesture. Her expression was full of well-behaved and obedient, "Okay, very good. If the dead dog was one ten thousandth as obedient as you, I would have considered killing him a long time ago." Its status was elevated from reserve to coolie class.
There are still five bottles left. I definitely want one of Salad and Vilas. The rest depends on fate. I will give it to whoever I meet first.
"Xiaofan, don't you want it?"
Seeing me putting away the remaining potion, the little ghost's eyes were full of disobedience. This guy asked me to drink it so arrogantly, but he refused to drink any of it himself.
"With my strength, do you need it? Let's wait until mass production is completed later." I smiled. This is indeed not a lie. Dozens of health points are for people like me, whose life is full of "challenges". It doesn't really have much effect.
"Woo----"
The little ghost murmured, put the potion into his mouth, drank it in one gulp, and suddenly looked out the door with surprised eyes. Then, taking advantage of my carelessness, he pounced towards me, and his lips curled up with a hint of coolness. Liquid flowed from her little mouth.
"Fool."
When I came to my senses, she put the entire potion into my mouth. In desperation, I had no choice but to give her a slap in the face. "Woooo
Although he held his head and moaned in an exaggerated manner, the little ghost's face was full of a smile that showed his scheming had succeeded.
"I don't need the potion, and neither do you, so let's share a bottle together. In this way, our lives will be connected. Isn't this wonderful?"
Dancing lightly, the little ghost's face flashed with moving colors, which made me speechless for a moment, and my heart was full of tenderness.
So, under the little ghost's plan, this bottle of potion was almost equally divided between the two people, and the remaining dose was halved. My life increased by 16 points, but the little ghost unexpectedly increased by 36 points. Half the dose can increase that much. Is the saint profession a monster?
After Princess Sanwu drank it, she also reached the maximum 20 points for a mercenary. Originally, I thought that with the super IQ of the little princess, the effect of the potion would be more obvious. It seems that this limit is not so easy to break.
However, when the little ghost talked about life sharing, I was reminded of one thing. The new heaven-defying skill I had mastered, the soul chain lock, had not been used yet. There were a lot of instructions on it, but it was unique. Without instructions on how to sign a contract with the other party, isn't this a joke? Could it be a shoddy and counterfeit product?
Looking at the instructions on the soul chain, I fell into deep thought.
