After coming out of the Elf Teleportation Array, more than 600 adventurers formed a long queue and marched toward their home lair. With such strength, unless they provoked creatures like giant dragons, they would not be able to survive in this area. The area was now free to run amok, and the journey was uneventful. Three days later, we arrived at the transfer station in the Skinning Forest and finally returned to Kurast, where we had been away for more than a month. *(/**
Stepping out of the Kurast teleportation array, I took a deep breath and looked around. Kurast is not as beautiful as the Elf King City. No, it can be described as a world of difference. What I breathed there is It fills my nose with fragrance, but now, I can only smell the faint fishy smell of the swamp.
But for some reason, I prefer the feeling of stepping into Kurast. The familiar figures, familiar colors, and familiar smells. When I set foot on this land, the heavy pressure accumulated in my heart seems to be a lot lighter. No longer feeling heavy in the Elf King City, perhaps this is a feeling called belonging.
The adventures coming out of the teleportation station one by one [The first team leader also cheered. Perhaps the time spent in supporting the elves this time is not as long as his own experience, but the meaning is completely different from the previous experience. When it happens again When I returned to Kurast, I felt different from before. The familiar scenes in the past were so fresh and friendly now, making these adventurers feel eager to return to their familiar places and sleep beautifully. The last night's sleep, or the anticipation of having a few drinks with the other brothers.
"Okay, everyone, let's disperse. Go and do whatever you have to do. But don't forget, in a few days, the members of this operation will gather again to discuss their merits and reward them, especially the barbarian brothers. Don't oversleep. .”
I saw everyone walking out of the teleportation station. The eyes showed eagerness, but none of them left. Instead, they gathered behind me and kept looking at me, as if waiting for my order. I couldn't help but smile, thinking when did these big men become so disciplined?
"Ha--oh--"
After hearing what I said, the crowd suddenly laughed. Who doesn't know that barbarians are the best at sleeping, and it's not uncommon to sleep for three or four days after returning from experience. Then, everyone cheered a few times, and the dark crowd immediately dispersed in all directions.
Very good, it's time for me to go home. I don't know how well Princess Sanwu is, but I specifically asked Kurt and Dika to take care of me. They left two days earlier than the other mercenaries. I wanted to come. Princess Sanwu should also go home first now.
Sure enough, as soon as I arrived in front of the gate, it seemed that the strictest procedures had been set. The door opened on time. The little princess was wearing an apron and holding a ladle in her hand. The soup was still sticking to it and it was steaming. It looked like it had just come out of the kitchen.
"Welcome back, Master."
His face and tone were still emotionless. It is still the most standard maid etiquette. Then it reminded me of the first time she appeared in my home. Exactly the same.
etc. What is she doing with a ladle. It's past lunch time now. There is still some time before dinner. The appearance was quite strange at a very strange time. I immediately set off a red alert in my heart.
"Little Jasmine. What were you doing just now?"
I smiled. He asked while rubbing his hands cheerfully. Just like when interrogating a prisoner, first serve him a bowl of hot egg noodles. Then greet each other's parents. I plan to adopt a gentle policy first. Leniency for confession.
"Research. Dishes."
I expected Princess Sanwu to cherish her words as if they were gold. And the answer shocked me.
Some people may ask, isn’t it just about studying the dishes? This seems to be something Princess Sanwu often does. What's all the fuss about?
Different, totally different! !
There is no doubt that Princess Sanwu is a genius child, and she is also very good in the kitchen. When she gets serious, she is not inferior to Veras or Aunt Lisa, who is experienced in housework. A master of numbers, if she wants to make new dishes, there is no need to use the word research at all. She only needs to imagine the properties of various ingredients in her sophisticated mind, and then simulate the taste of the combination. For her, it is How to make dishes unpalatable is a question worth studying. |(/|*
Therefore, if she really just wants to make new dishes, she will sit at the table, sipping from an empty tea cup, her eyes wandering and unfocused, her little head keeps bubbling, and she falls into a serious state of natural stupor. On the contrary, If she uses the kitchen, then you have to be careful. There is a high chance that she is studying something weird, and it might explode.
No, something must have gone wrong. Is this little princess angry? What is she angry about? Wait, let me make sure first. Many thoughts flashed through my mind. My eyes quickly looked around, and finally my eyes fell on an ugly and thick iron tree in the yard in front of my door.
In this swampy and dark terrain, it is difficult to plant those beautiful but delicate flowers and plants. Therefore, even Princess Sanwu, who is known as the all-purpose domestic maid, can only find some where to get some that like dampness. Simple flowers and plants that are easy to grow can decorate the front yard a little to make it less ugly, and I planted this ugly iron tree with my own hands.
Stop, at this point, some people may say that I have poor taste and actually like this kind of bare and ugly wood. You are wrong to think so. This tree is definitely not for viewing. When I planted it, I Secretly gave it a name - Princess Sanwu Mood Tester.
The iron tree, as its name suggests, has a very hard trunk, so hard that even without melee combat, it is difficult to cut it off with a single sword. However, I took a fancy to this advantage of it. At this time, I moved my gaze to the foot of the tree. Look, I suddenly started to tremble.
At the foot of the iron tree, it was as if someone had been smashed with hard stones for a long time. The outer layer of black hard bark had already been smashed, revealing the milky white wood flesh inside, which was also slightly dented, as if telling a story. After my own tragic experience, there are probably not many people in the world who can injure a hard iron tree like this without using weapons. The ones I know of are as follows.
The little ghost's teeth ignore the hardness of gems, and the dead dog ignores job changes [the canine teeth of the first defense. There is also Princess Sanwu's princess kick that ignores the reaction force...
This scar didn't exist before I took Princess Sanwu out. It also looked very fresh. In an instant, I could imagine Princess Sanwu with a dull face, inserting the toes of her pink princess shoes into the tree trunk again and again with the same leg skills and speed as Chunli. The scene of a thick iron tree hugged by two people swaying violently and wailing with her endless kicks.
"No----"
I wailed. If I don't do something, my fate will definitely be worse than this poor subway tree at dinner tonight. The next moment, with the momentum of an Allied suicide squad, I threw my legs and rushed towards Moissa who was about to enter the kitchen. There was a loud bang, dust flew up, and the momentum was majestic.
"Little Jasmine, Master, I was wrong, please don't be angry, okay?"
Pressing the little princess under me, I said with a flattering face, full of fawning. Although I don't know where I went wrong. But there is nothing wrong with admitting your mistakes.
He tilted his head and ignored it.
Hoho. At this time, the only option was to lower his head. I kissed her and gently sucked on Morissa's thin lips. The touch is still the same as before, a bit cold, like the indifferent temperament she usually displays, but when the kiss is deep and the lips and tongues meet, you can feel the passion inside. After all, Princess Sanwu is not a machine without emotions. In fact, her emotions are richer and stronger than those of ordinary people, but they just can't be expressed on her face.
So, when I thought this trick worked, and I got up from the panting Molisha with satisfaction, and left humming a tune like a goddess, there was still a bunch of colorful things on the bowl and in my bowl. The powder [first contains an unknown object with a mouth-watering taste that makes you want to die.
Time can heal everything. I originally wanted to deny this knowledge in order to express my deep condolences for those dead brothers, but in the end, I still had to admit this fact. I rested at home for several days, every day. When I was playing with Princess Sanwu, the little ghost and the dead dog, laughing about the fish-dog battle, and gloating about the dead dog being thrown out of the window by Elijah and turned into a shining meteor in the sky, I [first realized that in my heart The pain has begun to be forgotten lightly.
Then a few days later, nearly two thousand adventurers gathered together again, but compared with last time, there were 7 soldiers permanently missing here. Our brothers, according to the credit of this operation, all the adventure teams After receiving the reward, those responsible for delivering intelligence are no exception. I have not forgotten the adventure of escorting the elven village [the first agreement, two high-grade blue equipment for each team, a total of twenty-eight pieces, which is not for me. A piece of cake.
Then, there were the sixty-seven dead mercenaries. Among them, only a few of them had their relics taken back by me and handed over to their teammates. The rest had already been turned into art by Gamorro. product, and then turned to ashes in our fierce struggle.
Even if I didn't directly kill them, their deaths were related to me. I can't make any promises for their deaths, but I can still do it by giving them material compensation.
The opponents of these sixty-seven mercenaries involve a total of twenty-six mercenary squads. Each squad has received a huge personal compensation from me. Each squad has two bottles of rejuvenation potions and two pieces of blue high-level equipment. There are also a large number of gold coins to ensure that the families of the dead mercenaries can live a life of food and clothing without any worries. Of course, in order not to be unfair to others, I also gave the same compensation to the other five adventurers who died due to other reasons.
While being surprised by my generosity, other adventurers also looked at these compensated adventurers with envy. Of course, they did not have those dirty "it would be great if someone in their team died" mentality. It's just that in their consciousness, the death of adventurers [starters] is a very common thing, but they have never heard of such generous compensation for those who died. They are envious of those adventurers [starters] who have died long ago, and even He had the idea that if he died, his teammates and family would also receive such generous compensation, and he would die with peace of mind.
Seeing this, I sighed secretly. Yes, I am in a dark continent where human life is like grass. In terms of attitude towards life, I will always be incompatible with this world.
However, seeing the happy smiles of my starting teammates, I couldn't help but feel a lot better. Sixty-seven heavy burdens still weighed on my shoulders, but at least this approach could alleviate the guilt in my heart. I'm not just trying to compensate them, but I'm giving myself a chance to escape. I can't quibble. People are selfish in helping and saving. Even if it is self-harm, no matter what the purpose of the behavior, its ultimate essence is just to make yourself feel better.
After thinking about it a lot. One day after that, I suddenly thought of Phoenix. It was indeed a bit too much to think of him after so long, because he had planned his plan. After all, I still had some obligation to see this tragic guy. What's the result?
So, one sunny afternoon, I led the little maid and walked the golden dead dog to the Green Forest Bar. The heavy bar was pushed open amidst the din. A crisp sound of bells suddenly rang.
"welcome."
A voice sweeter than the sound of the bell rang from my ears, this was the scene. It reminded me of the first time I met Vilas in Vitas Village, with a smile on her face. I naturally looked over, towards this maid wearing a light and elegant ribbon attire. After bowing slightly, Ke [the first maid nodded.
The next moment, both of our expressions were dull at the same time, standing frozen on the spot. My smile suddenly froze and my pupils gradually dilated, while the maid's mouth was stiff and her eyes were panicked.
A round and delicate face, with small and regular facial features, a very graceful face, long eyelashes, a small nose, thin lips, and short hair that is level with the ears. Although she is not as beautiful as Oona, the number one beauty in the bar, she has a temperament of her own. The more she looks at her, the more attractive she becomes, and the more she looks at her, the more she likes her.
But why does this person look so familiar! ! !
My eyes widened, and my trembling fingers pointed at the maid involuntarily. An image of a tragic mage who was completely incompatible with the girl in front of me gradually emerged in my mind.
"Fei... Fei Feifei... Fei Ni..."
My lips were trembling for a long time, but I finally didn't dare to say the name of the figure that came to mind. It was so shocking, and even if I said it, it would definitely distort my previous world view.
"I...I'm not Phoenix!!"
The maid was so anxious that she spoke out first. She covered her chest with her little hands, her eyes were filled with water, and she looked pitiful.
"Oh, Mr. Fan, please don't bully Xiao Ke from the Green Forest Bar. Otherwise, even if it's you, Mr. Fan, we won't agree." A rough voice came from inside. Looking back, it turned out to be a The barbarian with a red nose was being hit on the head by his drinking buddy.
"You alone are not enough for Master Fan to hold one finger."
Suddenly the whole bar burst into laughter.
After such an interruption, I calmed down a bit, and I was already convinced that this was Phoenix, but why did he appear here in this costume? Oh my god, it is completely impossible to reason. Can anyone help me figure it out? ! ! !
My eyes fell back on the fake maid version of Phoenix, and I saw that she was still looking at me with pitiful eyes, as if she said don't bully me. If I didn't know her identity, I might still be treated like this by her. I am fascinated by her appearance. You must know that we are not immune to this type of girl.
Finally, I finally confirmed that the other party was Phoenix. Some people may wonder about his voice. Hum, changing his voice is not a difficult thing for a long-term wanderer and experienced adventurer [starter], regardless of why he became like this. , it seemed quite interesting. While secretly reminding myself of the other party’s true gender, a sinister smile appeared on my lips.
After sitting in a position where I could look around the entire bar, I kept my eyes fixed on Phoenix's busy figure, his expression becoming more and more solemn, powerful, too powerful.
I remember it was said in a comic book that a transvestite, especially a beautiful transvestite, is very scary, because he is a man himself. As a man, he understands the weaknesses of men better than any woman, and it is even easy to see what the other person is at a glance. Which type of girl you like, knowing what kind of postures, what kind of movements, what kind of expressions, what kind of words can make you become trustworthy in the eyes of the other party [starter], this is an advantage that no woman can match.
Therefore, when he plays the role of a transvestite, he can easily win the favor of the other party based on his own judgment. Especially when the state of the transvestite reaches a certain level, he can instinctively act according to the type of the other party's preferences without even thinking about it. Show the gesture that can best touch the fragile love string in the other person's heart. For example, the moment I walked in, this guy immediately saw through that I couldn't stand the charming type of girl, and naturally made a move that made my gender concept An almost distorted look?
"I see."
I roared, which immediately startled everyone in the bar, especially Phoenix, who seemed to think I was going to expose her. She looked even more panicked and dropped the plate she was holding.
"Aren't you my cousin who has been missing for many years and likes to run naked - Joseph Starling? Cousin! Where have you been all these years? How are you doing? Uncle and the others miss you so much."
The whole audience couldn't help but feel stunned, especially Phoenix, wondering what kind of drama the other party was singing, but he quickly realized - when he first met this guy, didn't he just misunderstand that he was the long-lost person? Cousin? Now that I am wearing women's clothing, it is not surprising that I am misunderstood again.
Thinking rapidly in his mind, he suddenly burst into tears. As if he thought of something in his mind, he called out to his cousin and rushed over.
I quickly held this guy up with my hands. Damn, what is professionalism and quality? Did this guy really take on the role?
"Are you really my cousin?"
I pretended to be in disbelief, looked at Phoenix blankly, suddenly shook my head, and said with certainty.
"No, you are not my cousin. Although she looks very similar, my cousin is not like this. I clearly remember that she would add the word "meow" at the end of every sentence. This is what she has done for more than ten years. Habits cannot be changed by simply changing them.”
