Storytellers, you are all wiped out, not a single one of you guessed it correctly! DDDD
On this afternoon, there were dark clouds, crackling thunder snakes, and a howling cold wind. It was obviously broad daylight, but not even a trace of light could be seen. In the Kurast harbor, the noisy trading market in the past was now empty, with only a few baskets left. The basket was rolled around on the ground, being teased by the strong wind. It was a depression, like the end of the world.
The sailors at the head of Kulas had already stopped all their work and hid in their small but very strong and safe wooden houses, murmuring towards the sea, glad that they were not at sea now. At the same time, they prayed silently for their brothers at sea. The residents of Kurast also stopped what they were doing early. The whole family lit a candle, and the unhappy father sat at the table and drank low-quality ale. At this time, the naughty son finally It's best not to mess with him, otherwise you'll just get a spanking.
Kurast has never been short of water, so no matter who it is, no one has any good feelings about the upcoming super heavy rain in the tropical rainforest. This heavy rain that will last for an unknown period of time affects their work, which is very harmful to the poor. This is a very fatal thing for people, even adventurers are affected, because it is impossible for the bar to be open in this kind of weather, and they don't want to go out to drink in this kind of weather.
Today is definitely an ominous day.
If there is anyone in Kurast who is the happiest right now, it is probably none other than Phoenix. He feels so happy no matter how dark it is. However, the reason for his happiness has nothing to do with the weather, because , he is about to confess his love to Oona, whom he has been in love with for a long time. Say goodbye to single life from now on.
The bright magic lamp was flashing in the room. Phoenix looked for a reason and summoned Oona outside. Then he quickly changed into an outfit - a clean, straight and slender sky blue magic robe, with a fiery red flower pinned to his left chest. A large corsage, a gold belt around her waist, and a pair of elegant soft felt boots on her legs. The ten fingers were arranged side by side, with two golden rings on each finger. The shaking of the hand really had the effect of a blinding spell. The delicate bangs that reached her eyebrows were parted, revealing a pair of extremely charming electric eyes (he thought).
In addition to these outfits, he seemed to feel that they were not enough. He had already prepared and borrowed a white crown from a certain upstart and put it on his head. It's off the street--no one is on the street now anyway.
This coquettish crown. Coupled with the attire of a big man, it can be described in one to four words - vulgar. Abnormal, nouveau riche, monkey-like
Phoenix felt very good now. He hesitated again and again, and finally took out a silver ruby ring and a ruby necklace. Originally, he wanted to use that "flower cloth that is very important to women" as a proposal item. But Brother Wu, the love saint, actually objected, and he had to listen, which was a pity for him. \\\\I think rings and necklaces are tacky wedding items. It really can't express his unique charm as Phoenix.
This shows that I still really want to help him... something. Why do you want to help this guy? Wrong, wrong, wrong, your realm is not enough. People who are destined to be tragic by nature will not get rid of their tragic fate because of the help of others. With their own full help, under the circumstances of the right time, place and people, they are still tragic. This is the biggest highlight! !
There were footsteps outside the door, and Phoenix immediately sat upright. After a while, under the illumination of the magic lamp, Oona came back from fetching water and gently opened the wooden door.
"Master Phoenix, I brought you the water you asked for."
After falling in love for five or six days, the shy Oona still couldn't change her name. This made Phoenix feel a little awkward. But seeing Oona like this, he felt more and more worthy of pity. Hehe, Brother Wu's maid and ghost Although my wife is beautiful, she is too tough. My little Oona is better.
Phoenix, who was very happy, parted his bangs in the middle of his forehead in a cool way, and flicked it gently like a Hua Lun. The ten rings on his hand were clearly exposed with his movements, which was extremely dazzling and smelled like a vulgar nouveau riche. Absolutely, he learned this PE from Brother Wu. At that time, he felt very cool and manly when he saw it, and he felt that he was indeed a love saint.
Seeing Phoenix's coquettish look, Oona pursed her lips and smiled, seeming not to take it seriously. Perhaps, she is the only one suitable for someone like Phoenix...well...ahem...who has more "avant-garde" ideas. .
"Oona..."
Phoenix, who had been brewing for a long time, stepped forward and grabbed Oona's little hand. Oona seemed to feel Phoenix's determination. She suddenly flinched and pulled her hand away, but she didn't pull away. She could only lower her head and put her hand away. His face was hidden in the shadows.
"Boom--"
A thunderous snake flashed outside the window, and the white light illuminated Oona's face for an instant, reflecting her hesitant and struggling expression of pain.
"Oona, I... you... I... I want to... beg... beg... that... from you..."
When the critical moment came, Phoenix immediately stuttered. It was obvious that although this guy usually looked like a playboy, he was probably still a young man, a spinster in his fifties, uh...
"Oona, marry me!!"
Phoenix, who was willing to take the risk, handed the rings and necklaces to Oona, closed his eyes and shouted loudly. His voice covered the thunder and reached her ears clearly. \///\\
Upon hearing Phoenix's confession, Oona's face instantly showed a hint of happiness as a little woman, but soon turned gloomy again, and the pain and struggle in her eyes became even more intense.
Now that Lord Phoenix has mustered up the courage to confess to me, it’s time for me to muster up the courage to tell the long-buried secret in my heart and respond to Lord Phoenix. If it were him, he should be able to accept me like that... …
Thinking this in her heart, Oona, who had always been timid and weak, suddenly showed a resolute expression, making her soft face look a little more heroic. She did not take Phoenix's ring and necklace, but turned around and slowly came to window. Looking up at the sky filled with dark clouds and shining with light, the white light illuminated her determined eyes, and then she spoke softly.
"Lord Phoenix, do you know?"
When Phoenix heard Oona's voice, he opened his eyes and looked over. All he saw was Oona's delicate and depressed back. There was also the firm outline of the face. For a moment, Phoenix suspected that the person in front of him was not the Oona he knew.
"Actually, I have fallen in love with you since the first time I saw Lord Phoenix." Oona continued to talk to herself.
"However, I have never dared to accept your love, Lord Phoenix. I have been putting it off for two years. Do you know why?"
"Yes, Oona, it's all my fault for being too carefree, I promise. After I have you, I will never look at another woman again."
Phoenix replied immediately. His face is full of determination. His love interest is caused by too many tragedies, which leads to his uncertainty about love. Judging from his usual personality and habits, he should be relatively single-minded, and he is the kind of person who gets married. A guy who immediately becomes a strict wife.
"No...it's not..."
As if she had expected Phoenix to say this, Oona lowered her head and smiled softly. "Actually, I don't mind Mr. Phoenix's fickleness. Even if you marry a few more, I will accept it. No, please listen to me first. A commoner woman like me can be liked by Mr. Phoenix. Also What more can you ask for? So no matter what, I won’t mind this about you, sir.”
Phoenix was about to interrupt Oona's words, and then made a vow, but was suppressed before he could speak. He looked at Oona's eyes without a trace of falsehood, and his head began to buzz with happiness---- Is this the legendary harem route that Brother Wu mentioned? ! !
"I have always been unwilling to accept Mr. Phoenix because I have a secret that has never been exposed to many others, a secret that is difficult to reveal. I am afraid that Mr. Phoenix will dislike me because of this, so I have been avoiding your love.\\ "
Phoenix, whose brain was blown out, after hearing this sentence for a while, quickly stopped and said it didn't matter, it didn't matter. Now, he was already intoxicated in the beautiful fantasy.
Oona was obviously very cautious. She confirmed again and again. After getting the same answer from Phoenix, she gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, if that's the case, sir, please wait a moment while I go back to the room to get something..."
With that said, she turned around and walked out of the door. At this time, Phoenix finally woke up from his fantasy. Recalling what he just said, he felt that it was no big deal. What kind of dirty secret could such a gentle girl have? It's probably all little things.
The lightning outside the window continued to wreak havoc, and the extremely white light illuminated the dim room into day time and time again. The shadows of the furnishings in the room also flickered, lengthened and shortened, adding a bit of gloominess to the look. At this time, Oona's footsteps came from far away, and the click... click... click... was echoing in the corridor. It was probably a psychological effect. Phoenix was suddenly suffocated by this gloomy and heavy atmosphere. He swallowed involuntarily.
"Acridine----"
The wooden door was opened, and Phoenix, whose nerves had reached a certain point, stared at Oona's hands, as if he wanted to see what amazing thing she wanted to show him. When his eyes touched what she was holding, , his head tilted in confusion, this is a normal thing, isn't it the maid uniform Oona usually wears? Why did she bring this thing over? Could it be that she wanted to do it in front of her...
For a moment, Phoenix felt flushed, his mouth was dry, and he almost had a nosebleed.
Oona held the maid's uniform with an extremely solemn expression. The eyes that looked at Phoenix were full of surprise and fear about the future that was about to happen. However, if one looked carefully, one could detect a trace of hidden depth in them. Deep passion.
Arriving in front of Phoenix, who had already started to think about it, her face was so red that it was almost bleeding. In the end, she handed the thing in her hand to him with an expression that seemed to risk everything, just like Phoenix had just proposed. . \\/\
Huh? Phoenix, who came back to his senses, looked at Oona's movements and made a silly sound of surprise. He slowly stretched out his finger and pointed at himself as if he was not sure. Then he made a gesture of putting it on.
"I?"
"kindness!!"
Oona nodded firmly, the fanatical look in her eyes becoming more and more obvious.
"No, don't! How can this be done?!"
At this moment, the cute maid uniform with a black robe, white gauze apron and pink ribbon, which was just a normal one in Oona's hands, became a devil in Phoenix's eyes.
"Boom--"
The white thunder snake flashed again, making Oona's suddenly pale face look even more bloodless, and tears of despair flowed down her beautiful face. She seemed to be unaware, and her pupils gradually dimmed.
"I knew how this kind of hobby, which is even more ugly and disgusting than rotting corpses, could be recognized by other people. It's ridiculous. I naively thought that Lord Phoenix would understand a little bit. Yes, something like this, like This kind of thing...haha, hahaha----"
She suddenly laughed sadly, staggered, but walked towards the window with clear purpose. With a bang, the closed window was opened. The violent wind that was carrying the heavy rain outside immediately rushed in as if it had found an outlet, blowing the books and papers in the room flying all over the sky. Even the tables and chairs were knocked to the ground. The whole room was instantly covered by the majestic rain. Wet.
Phoenix was suddenly shocked when he saw Oona stepping on the window edge like a puppet - this was the third floor!
"No!! Oona, speak slowly and don't do stupid things!!"
Although he is a mage with a weak constitution, he is only compared to adventurers and ordinary people. Phoenix's movements are already very agile. He screamed and rushed forward, pulling Oona down with one hand as she was about to seek death. Holding each other in their arms, the heavy rain outside the window quickly soaked the two people hugging each other tightly.
He lowered his head and looked. Phoenix was shocked to find that Oona's eyes had completely lost their luster, and she was being held by him like a puppet. Suddenly, there was a hint of madness in her, as if she had figured something out, she raised her little hand and gently He caressed Phoenix's delicate face and murmured to himself.
"Why is this? Why does God fool us like this? By the way, Mr. Phoenix, come and die with me. When you become a girl in the next life, it shouldn't matter. We will definitely meet again by then. ,Ha ha ha ha ha----"
Smiling like this, Oona suddenly broke away from Phoenix's embrace and pulled out a rusty hatchet from the corner - as a maid, she knew exactly what was in which room and where. Chu. \//\
"Oona, calm down."
Phoenix seemed to have forgotten that as a career changer, he didn't have to be afraid of Ona's hatchet. When he saw her charging over with the hatchet without hesitation, he quickly screamed and dodged away.
"Crack----"
Although Oona is weak, the maid also has a lot of hard work. She works all day long, so how can her strength be so weak? Coupled with the current supernormal outbreak, it was even more terrifying. With one strike of the knife, the solid black wood table behind Phoenix made a clear cracking sound and collapsed completely, turning into a pile of waste wood.
Under the black sky with flashing lightning, an extremely brutal chase was going on in the dark house. A weak girl with a pale face and dull eyes was smiling foolishly and slashing with all her strength with the bright hatchet in her hand. In front of her, the wizard in a sexy bag was running around holding his head. Thunder flashed from time to time, just like a murder in a thunderstorm. The pale white light made the scene even more terrifying.
Brother Wu, I have always followed your method. What went wrong and why is it like this?
While Phoenix was hiding from the hatchet in embarrassment, he was lamenting heavily with tears in his eyes, but he also knew that this was not the fault of the other party. Until a few minutes ago, everything was going smoothly according to plan, but he couldn't figure it out. Why did things develop to this point in a moment?
Brother Wu, Lord Love Sage, please give me a solution to the problem.
While thinking this way, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered the last words the other party told him: Phoenix, listen carefully, there is no seamless plan in this world. As the saying goes, plans cannot keep up with changes, although according to this method, your success rate is high, but accidents cannot be ruled out, however. No matter what happens, you just need to remember one sentence.
Love her and tolerate everything about her.
A flash of white thunder seemed to hit Phoenix's head, making him suddenly realize. At this time, he felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart - a golden body holding the sky with glittering light. Slowly falling from the top of the sky, he held the piano in one hand and pointed to the sky with a smile on his lips. Emitting a boundless light, yes, he is Wu Fan - the Saint of Love! !
"Oona, listen to me!!"
He suddenly turned around, grabbed Oona's wrist, and shouted loudly.
"I was just wrong, no matter what it is, I will accept it. Because, I! Love! You!"
A thunderbolt on a clear day. The hatchet in Oona's hand slowly fell and hit Phoenix's foot...
"Woooo
After regaining her consciousness and her eyes shining again, she was slowly held in Phoenix's arms, crying softly.
"Really?" Oona asked in disbelief.
"Really!!" Phoenix's voice was sonorous and powerful, and there was no hint of perfunctoryness.
"...really don't lie to me?" asked again.
"Really!" replied
Oona asked over and over again without being convinced, and Phoenix answered over and over again without getting tired of it.
"Are you really willing to wear these clothes?" The corner of his mouth froze, feeling Oona's eyes full of expectation and enthusiasm, Phoenix nodded in tears.
"Yes, of course I do."
The secret in my heart was finally revealed to others. The hesitation that had been weighing on my heart for many years was relieved. Oona's smile at this moment was brighter and more beautiful than ever. Seeing Oona like this, Phoenix was also sincerely happy.
Just a "pop" in my heart. He always felt as if he had lost something important, woo hoo... There was no end in sight. I didn't know how long I had been walking inside, but this fog seemed to be endless, and it would never end.
"well----"
I don’t know how long it took, but a sigh of endless vicissitudes finally broke the eternal loneliness in this fog. Following the sound, the fog seemed to be pushed away by an invisible hand, and the scene in front suddenly became clear from the hazy.
An ordinary sword appeared in the mist.
"Yo, who are you?"
"Okay, just kidding, it must be Evelina, I remember it clearly."
"It's Everlia, you bastard." It finally couldn't help but complain.
"Why are you obsessed with names?"
"Then you might as well change your name to Tuzki. From now on I will call you Tuzki."
This guy seems to be particularly easy to get angry when it comes to names. Didn't he just change his name? ! I really shouldn't be so excited when chatting with it that I bring out Tuzki, a product of Mars, as a conversation.
"Okay, let's each make a concession and stop arguing on this issue. Evelina, why didn't you show up earlier and make me wander around here for so long?"
"No, you bastard didn't give in at all. You just wanted me to give in alone, right?" After complaining angrily, he paused and then continued.
"As for the latter question, it's actually very simple. I've been less than ten meters away from you. I'm really curious why you keep walking around me, but you just refuse to come over."
"I...ahem, I'm taking a walk...ahem, you should say something. If you don't ask me to come over, how can I have the nerve to visit?"
"Yeah, I'm just curious. I want to see how lost you can be..." Avlia's voice was long and full of hidden joy.
I was fooled by this guy...
"What happened again this time?"
I felt a lot depressed after I felt a big dent in Avelia. I picked my ears and asked casually.
"That's a good question." Avlia straightened her voice, then...
"But let me think about it first, what is it?" "Can you forget such a thing?!!" Hoho, is this bad sword meant to be beaten?
"It's not because you've been lost for so long." Avlia retorted not to be outdone.
, just know how to talk about my weaknesses, just wait and see, one day, I will break into the world with my seventh sense, tremble in front of me, you stupid sword of ignorance.
After a while, it seemed to remember something, and suddenly opened its mouth pretending to be deep.
"The gears of fate have begun to turn, and no one can stop it..."
"Go to hell!!"
I interrupted it without hesitation. I never believe in fate!
Then, darkness fell before my eyes. It seemed that because of my resistance, my consciousness left the fog and fell into darkness again.
"Idiot, I just want to tell you that your career has advanced."
On the empty battlefield, Everlia stood alone on it, sighing helplessly, and then, the world fell into silence again.
Don’t think that this is the final tragedy of Phoenix. There is still a follow-up. If you want to see it, just get a ticket. There are very few recommendations and monthly tickets during this period. As for subscriptions... uh, forget it, it will go up no matter how much you shout. No, thank God for not reducing staff...