Chapter 378 The Tragedy of Lolicon

The secret of it. "

Phoenix raised his hands in the air. Just like a devout believer worshiping the god he believes in.

"oh?"

See what Phoenix looks like. I sighed softly. What a fucking secret. What's my secret? Although it is true that he has three beautiful, gentle and lovely wives. But take a closer look. In fact, in the process of developing feelings. I'm always passive or taking things naturally. There is no experience in picking up girls at all.

but. This doesn't stop me from fooling Phoenix.

"Idiot, idiot. Do you know that there is only one word for love. How many people have thrown their heads and shed their blood for it throughout the ages. They are dejected. The so-called passion has been full of hatred since ancient times. How can it be so easy to cultivate into a positive state?"

Sitting on Xiaoxue's back. I looked down at Phoenix. His expression was dignified and full of majesty. Baoxiang's solemn face seemed to emit thousands of golden lights. Jean couldn't help but worship him.

Although there are many "different world languages" mixed in the words. But Phoenix has indeed traveled half of the continent. A wanderer accustomed to customs and etiquette. Even those who were confused about it actually gave him a seventy-eight-point understanding. obviously. In the inscrutable language and solemn atmosphere. He was sedated. Holy Love! This is the momentum of the Saint of Love! !

"Please master, please show the way to the ignorant."

There was excitement on Phoenix's face. There is guidance from experts. How many detours can I avoid? No wonder people are interested in becoming disciples these days. It seems that saying goodbye to the single life is just around the corner.

He is indeed a one-brained idiot. Don't you understand what I mean? These days I want to become a disciple. How about not giving a gift? No. I had no choice but to remind him loudly again.

"This unique secret was created with all my heart and soul. How can I teach it to outsiders so easily?"

This time. Even if Phoenix is ​​being stupid. I also understand what it means. Think about it too. I want to learn from others. In general, let’s make sense first. He hurriedly rummaged through his inventory. It took a while. There's really nothing suitable.

There's a lot of stuff in there. But apart from the necessities of experience. Most of them are some strange items collected by Phoenix from various places he traveled. For example, the ghost-headed staff of the Sinking Demon Wizard. A 2:1 statue of the ugly monster. Andariel's simulated tentacles. Moldy jam sandwich bread in every sense of the word and so on. Strange is strange. But not many are valuable.

Not to mention the remaining items and equipment. Maybe it can be used in front of ordinary people. But he knows. In front of this upstart who even equipped his maid with golden equipment. That's just rubbish among rubbish.

Could it be that you give up so easily? of course not. Don’t forget who Phoenix is. He was not afraid of boiling water and dug out all the messy and useless things he had picked up on his journey. Put it on. It looks like it's for sale. He's incredibly thick-skinned. Isn't he afraid that I will get rid of some fake secret book? Make him more miserable? never mind. If only he could think of this with his IQ. He can no longer become a tragedy emperor.

"Where did this thing come from?"

I looked at some of the items inside with a strange expression. How familiar this is.

"Oh. You also think these are good. I bought these from a businessman named Warif at Lu Gaoyao. He also gave me a 20% discount. It's cheap. Hahaha..." Phoenix smiled knowingly. stand up.

"Did he also say that these things were bought from an old carpenter. Now the old carpenter is dead. So there is only one set. But you can't buy it if you have money." I also laughed.

"Yes. He did say that. But how did you know?"

All of a sudden. Phoenix looked at me as if he had seen a god descending to earth. It was awe and fear.

"Because he told me the same thing."

Phoenix: "..."

I:"……"

"Let's take a look at other things. I'm sure you haven't seen them before." Phoenix put away the ghost-headed staff, sculptures and tentacles without leaving a trace.

"What is this?"

There are so many things in it. And most of them are confusing things. I really have nothing to say about this guy. Just this hobby and taste. It is estimated that not many girls would dare to marry him.

then. I picked up a long strip of cloth with dark spots and asked, "What is this?"

I don’t know if it’s an illusion. When I picked up this long piece of cloth. The eyelids of Princess Sanwu in her arms seemed to jump a few times. Then turn your head away. Viewed from the side. The little mouth covered by the white veil moved. It seems to have said something. This was a big reaction for her who was usually emotionless. Is it really a good thing?

Phoenix, who had just been embarrassed, was eager to regain face. Listen to my question. He immediately put his smiling face forward impatiently.

"That's a good question. At first glance, it's just an ordinary cloth towel. But in fact..." At this point. Phoenix also sold it out. Then mysteriously raised his head. As if he was about to reveal some big secret. I looked around nervously several times. Then he spoke softly.

"According to the elusive and mysterious expert aunt who sold me this piece of cloth. This can range from a little girl in her teens to a woman over a hundred years old. It is the most important thing for a woman to use every month. .It is an excellent tool to please the girl you like..."

"puff--"

My eyes went dark. Almost no blood spurted out. Throw the cloth away quickly. Looking at the hand holding the cloth strip, I felt like crying. Oh my god. Why do I know such idiots. What on earth have I done? Being with this guy is indeed contagious.

"water--"

Resist the urge to beat Phoenix into a pig's head. I jumped out a few words from between my teeth. It felt like the body of Princess Sanwu in her arms was trembling slightly. It looks like it's very hard to endure.

"Brother Wu Fan, what are you doing? This is a very important thing to me. I am going to give it to my sweetheart as a proposal gift." Phoenix quickly caught the cloth. There is a look of resentment on your face that you don’t know the good stuff.

I should start with the "elusive and mysterious master aunt" who sells cloth strips. "That aunt used it, right? She dried it after using it and then sold it to you," complained him like this? It's better to give this bastard a physiological lesson first. And then tell him that treating this piece of cloth as a proposal gift will definitely lead to another tragedy? never mind. I'm too lazy to say anything. Even so. This guy can be tragic in other ways, too.

Phoenix. A person whose whole body is full of complaints. I don't know how to complain about this guy when I'm in full complaining mode. What a terrible person.

I rejected all the messy stuff that I thought was wrong. When Phoenix's face became thicker and thicker. A stone caught my sight. The color and shape of that stone. I unconsciously connected it with the small half diamond-shaped stone I got from the altar of the lava cave behind after killing Duriel.

ah! ! Forgot to tell the Scrooge about the magic door behind the altar. Only then did I remember. But it’s not too late to go back and tell you later.

"Where did this thing come from."

I weighed the piece of gravel in my hand and tossed it a few times. The unique feel that seemed rough but was actually smooth made me even more certain that these were fragments of the same thing. I finally found the original diamond-shaped gravel in the corner of the inventory. I put two stones together. As a result, the faults did not match at all. It seems that there should be a lot of fragments.

"There's no image of it. I guess I bought it from some stall." I learned from the past. Phoenix can no longer brag.

"Okay. Just take this stone. Also, you owe me a big favor. You can repay me in the future." I casually stuffed the two stones back into the inventory.

"ah!?"

Phoenix's face immediately turned bitter. Until I said I would only let him do what he can. Only then did he smile and nodded in agreement. Look at him looking like he doesn't care about anything for a woman. It seems that finding a wife is no longer just for your own sexual happiness. Instead, it has risen to strange aspects such as dignity, the survival of mankind, the destruction of the universe, etc.

"Okay. Then I will teach you the secret of love."

"Master's great kindness. Phoenix will never be able to repay it." Listen to me. Phoenix almost cried with joy. What a tragic guy. I seriously doubt that he has ever dragged a girl's hand since he was a child.

"You come with me."

I glanced at Princess Sanwu. Jumped down. He called Phoenix to come to a tree from a distance. Those who don’t know better think that we are going to do some hard work... Princess Sanwu is such a little thing. I just knew clearly what that long cloth was. Not even a reminder. Embarrass me. This man's topic can make her listen to it again.

"Okay. Before I teach you, let me ask a question first. Do you have to find an elf beauty?" After sitting down under the tree. I started teaching courses.

"It's not necessarily true. It's just that you have so many elves in front of you now. Don't you think this is a good opportunity?" Phoenix firmly believes that what's in the pot is not as good as what's in the bowl. What's in the bowl is not as good as what's in your mouth. To put it simply, it is the principle of proximity. To put it simply. Just hungry and not selective about food.

"In my opinion, I don't approve of you marrying an elf girl." I said in a deep voice.

"Why?"

"Look. All elves have long ears. What if the children born in the future have both long and short ears?"

Look how kind I am. Even future generations helped Phoenix think of it. certainly. This kind of thing is impossible to happen. But in the dark continent where there is a lack of popular science knowledge. But it's enough to scare people.

"It makes sense. Then...what should we do?"

Phoenix panicked. All he could think about was picking up girls. How could you think so deeply.

"You're stupid. Isn't there a great goal in front of you? It's just that you haven't cherished it." I hated Tie Bu Cheng Gang and knocked him on the head.

"Oona. Oona, the barmaid. She is the easiest target, stupid.

"No. I've been pursuing her for two years."

"Then your method is too bad. I think she also has a crush on you. Come on. Attach your ears. Just do this. If you do this again... I guarantee it will be a success."

"Master!!" Phoenix said with tears in his eyes. He held my hand and shook it.

"Come on. I'm optimistic about you." I patted his shoulder. A look of sincerity.

"The tragedy emperor Phoenix, under the guidance of the great sage Wu Fan, finally embarked on the final tragic path of no return. The gears of fate began to turn. No one can stop it."

"Huh? Brother Wu. What are you talking about?" Phoenix, who had already walked dozens of meters away, suddenly turned around and asked. There was still an innocent smile on that face.

"nothing?"

I wiped away a cold sweat. Almost exposed. This guy. The ears are quite pointy.

afterwards. I asked around a little bit. The only reason why Phoenix lost his wings to 258 elf girls. It's because the first elf girl he attacked was a little loli who was only 13 years old. So the reputation of nymphomaniac spread among the elves. No elf girl dared to accept him anymore.

One wrong move. All bets are lost. This is the tragedy of lolicon...